Carnivorous Clock Eats Bugs 197
Designers James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau have created a clock that is powered by "eating" bugs. The clock traps insects on flypaper stretched across a roller system and then drops them into a vat of bacteria. The insects are then "digested" and the ensuing chemical reaction is transformed into power that keeps the rollers moving and the LCD clock working. The two offer another version that is powered by mice and an even cooler machine that picks insect fuel from spiderwebs with the help of a robotic arm and a video camera.
Bugs? (Score:4, Funny)
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I won't be buying a first generation one of these, it's bound to have a tonne of bugs.
Hopefully later generations will have more. My question is, how many bugs will it take to run that thing? I don't know how much power you'd get per bug, but I wouldn't be surprised if it really needed a ton of bugs to keep that thing up for a while.
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The LCD clock could probably run for a few months per housefly. It's mostly a question of digestion effecency, and other losses.
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I had one, there was a problem with sound, it kept going Tic-Tock.
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Re:Bugs? (Score:5, Interesting)
Oil on plastic works as fly-paper. Once the fly touches the oil, it cannot fly. It starts to squirm until a wing touches, then it ain't going anywhere. Soapy water works too.
A neighbor attached a 10 inch glass disk to an old style computer box fan, and it turned about 15 RPM. He positioned the disk so that it dipped into a half plastic milk carton of vegetable oil. A lamp was positioned to shine on the glass. On the first night, the tank was completely full of bugs (mostly moths), and it looked like mud.
What I want to know, is the details of the digester, what is the reaction that produces electricity. How do I make that part?
Re:Bugs? (Score:5, Funny)
We haven't figured that part out yet.
But we do know it was us that scorched the sky or something to that effect.
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Yes... but a scraper that scrapes bugs off the flypaper would also scrape the glue off the fly paper, rendering it pretty useless, right?
That's why your scraper uses an edge made of pure anti-protons. Absolutely pure!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8ip_aEku38 [youtube.com]
Isn't it WONDERFUL...
Re:Bugs? (Score:5, Funny)
Not only that, if this catches on, it'll just be a matter of time before we start running out of bugs in the US and have to start relying on foriegn sources of bugs.
have an order (Score:3, Funny)
Could i please have house alarm from same company please?
Cool For now. (Score:5, Funny)
Until people start hacking these and needs more power. Then starts going for human flesh.
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I, for one, welcome our new clock overlords.
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We prefer to be called "Time Lords", and keep your grubby hands off my Tardis!
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What makes you think he was talking to you, you alien?
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Re:Cool For now. (Score:5, Funny)
"I had to OC my clock, so I added a butterfly trap to get extra energy."
Re:Cool For now. (Score:5, Funny)
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Soylent Clock runs on people!
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Re:Cool For now. (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Cool For now. (Score:4, Funny)
"At the tone, the time will be 11:13am. BEEP."
"At the sound of your blood curdling screams and unheralded pleas for mercy, the time will be 11:14am."
It's one small step from a bug... (Score:3, Funny)
Prayer for Vista? (Score:3, Funny)
Applications (Score:2)
Does this have any practical applications, or is it just neat?
Re:Applications (Score:5, Informative)
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The piratical application involves man sized recepticals and a sign that "Get off my lawn! Trespassers will used to tell time!"
Re:Applications (Score:4, Funny)
No, the piratical application involves ship-sized receptacles, cutlasses, and ropes to fetch fuel.
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It got posted to Slashdot.
Q.E.D.
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Bill
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it pisses off PETA no end, which is a practical application, even if they're right this time (subjecting defencesless insects to a horrible death for the hell of it is just twisted)
Oh sure... (Score:5, Funny)
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I so wanted to spend a mod point on this, since I have them to give away....
However, you joke of pedestrians, what about a more "realistic" road kill or still funny but more likely to be "true" cat and dog catcher?
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Yeah, the people making Soylent Green were bitching that pedestrian catchers cut into their resources.
Hmmm (Score:3, Interesting)
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You're not looking at the big picture. True efficiency should aim to keep entropy to a minimum and thus delay the heat death of the universe. We would be better served if the mosquitoes weren't hatched in the first place.
Couple your idea with the satellite microwave power ray and we're onto something.
-b
Ethical Treatment of Flies (Score:5, Funny)
Nice to see that PETA [petacatalog.org] is already all over this.
These bloodthirsty, gut-wrenching robots, designed by UK-based designers James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau thrive on killing and liquidizing flies and mice, whilst serving the purpose of⦠well, not much at all really.
They even have their own vision [petacatalog.org] of insect disposal.
I wonder if they target antibacterial soap and penicillin next...
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Damn it first link should be this one [engadget.com].
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fuck it. [peta.org.uk]
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Support PETA [zazzle.com] today!
Re:Ethical Treatment of Flies (Score:4, Funny)
The universe is hostile, so impersonal; devour to survive, so it is, so it's always been.
The more PETA irritates me, the more I want to hang dead animals by their necks outside their headquarters at night. And I'm starting to feel encouraged to hang not-quite-dead things that are still wriggling... I used to really like animals....
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"The universe is hostile, so impersonal; devour to survive, so it is, so it's always been."
There is a moral difference between "devour to survive" and "killing living things to power your clock".
disclaimer: I have no connection, nor do I wish to have any connection, with PETA or any of its members.
A.
(who chases flies out the window, where they can meet their demise in some spider's web)
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"So, what, bacteria don't deserve to survive?"
You are referring to the bacteria that we put into the clock?
Two wrongs don't make a right.
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There is a moral difference between "devour to survive" and "killing living things to power your clock".
How else am I going to know when it's dinner time?
Re:Ethical Treatment of Flies (Score:5, Insightful)
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One of the most profound insights into the nature of human existence was the Milgram Experiment [wikipedia.org]. Basically, most people don't have an internal moral compass: they don't have any inherent aversion to inflicting pain, suffering, and death on others.
Wrong. Even though the participants in the Milgram experiment complied, they all raised questions about it. Clearly they recognized it as wrong - the findings only say that we, as a species, will submit to authority, NOT that we lack a moral compass.
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Bacteria? They're not even eukaryotes!
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I personally think Maddox's ideas for stopping Peta are the way forward. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor [thebestpag...iverse.net]
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Actually, I'm betting the ones at the top who have drunk the most kool-aid would almost certainly choose to lose a limb.
Too lazy to find a link, but the president of PETA has stated that she would be opposed even to research that was guaranteed with 100% certainty to cure AIDS or cancer (I forget which) if even one animal was used for the research.
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If you don't value the life of bugs and flies, you do in fact either have a beef with PETA, or misunderstand PETA's position.
Wow. (Score:5, Informative)
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Know what is even funnier? I saw this one Friday afternoon. On a political humor blog [www.imao.us] no less; and the punch line is Frank J. pointed the link at newscientist directly. Here on News for Nerds we get the blog pointing to blog version days later.
Video link here! (Score:2)
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So how does it start working if it gets all its power from flies and needs power to capture flies? If it has a power cord to plug it in or a battery, then that pretty much defeats the whole purpose of the "robot" to begin with.
I don't know. How did you start eating food if you need to eat in order to gain energy to obtain food? If you have to be plugged in [wikipedia.org], it pretty much defeats the purpose of being alive to begin with.
Right?
How about linking to the actual source (Score:5, Informative)
Instead of linking to a blog that talks about another blog that refers to and links to the original story, why not just link to the original source to save us from 5 click throughs and give the original authors credit as well?
Original story: Domestic robots with a taste for flesh [newscientist.com]
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Because slashdot is a website that is powered by these clicks. Each time you click on a hyperlink your mouse generates 1 joule of energy that gets faxed to the slashdot server farm using the technology patented by Dilbert.
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Instead of linking to a blog that talks about another blog that refers to and links to the original story, why not just link to the original source to save us from 5 click throughs and give the original authors credit as well?
Maybe because the submitter needs more hits on his blog? Just a thought....
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Thx for the link. Too bad the video is powered by "The video you are trying to watch is currently unavailable" brightcove.com flash player of doom... Never had that piece of shit display a single video on firefox, nor give any adequate error message...
Prior art (Score:2)
Druuge ships, Star Control II.
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Druuge ships, Star Control II.
You know, I always thought it was pretty weird how your crew would be mad at you if you sold a bunch of them to the Druuge, but they never seemed to care when dozens of them would die because I was too drunk to avoid smacking the ship into a planet.
Thinking more on this- (Score:2)
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No problem. Separate the power generation component from the clock mechanism and put it outside with the cows!
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The only winning move is to not play ;)
-b
more direct link (Score:2, Informative)
always a catch (Score:5, Informative)
I figured it was too good to be true:
Although, for now, the robots rely on mains power [newscientist.com], Auger believes they could become truly self-sufficient.
I like technology-as-art projects, but it'd be much cooler if these things actually *were* powered by bug juice--that is, more like bug powered 75% of the time, with a battery backup or a solar panel (or both) for those days when all the flies have already been eaten--rather than just being combination clock-and-bug-zappers. I'd be interested to see their average power production vs. power consumption.
Needs mobility (Score:4, Informative)
Now if the digestion can be made efficient enough, and if it can catch enough food to store enough surplus energy, maybe it could be made to breed!
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There was also the SlugBot [zdnet.co.uk]..
Larger version needed (Score:3, Funny)
Democrat school playground. Fewer moronic bad-science laws.
Interesting idea... Let's scale it up! (Score:2)
Obviously we don't need to worry about carcasses, but if we can turn offal into power via bacteria that eats it... Think about it. Full-circle power AND recycling.
Great! Perpetual killing machines. (Score:2)
This seems a little over kill (pun intended) to me.
I'll subscribe... (Score:2)
And for the alarm... (Score:4, Funny)
And for the alarm, the clock says
"help me! help me! help me!"
In summary (Score:5, Funny)
I won't hang this clock over my desk. (Score:2)
Everything that eats is bound to take a crap as well. Probably regular as clockwork too.
digesting mice? (Score:2)
Hang on! (Score:2)
My iPhone needs more flies to finishing playing this video.
My eight core, dual GPU PC runs on a large bucket of cockroaches every day.
there's a certain amount of not right to that (Score:2)
"The pair offers an alternative design fueled by mice."
That's so cool and so wrong at the same time. Because if you can feed it mice, then why not cats and dogs, or maybe a couple of humans...? The last thing I want is people to figure out that other people are useful as fuel. Too many humans on the Earth, looming energy crisis... could be more brutal than a George Romero movie.
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Re:umm...why??? (Score:5, Funny)
The power generated might be enough to run one headlight. But what would really be interesting is capturing some of the speed energy to help charge the battery. But with using wind.
I'll do you one better. Attach a sail to the car so that almost all of the "speed" energy is harvested. Fans harvesting electricity from the "wind" generated by the engine propelling the car is less efficient than the engine just making the electricity.
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Won't work.
Well, it would work, but you'd always lose in the overall equation. By putting something in line to capture the "speed energy", you are forced to put more power out to make the speed.
blah, blah, blah, energy cannot be created nor destroyed, it can only change states, blah, blah, blah.
To expand on the idea, you could put a giant windmill on top of a car that could produce enough electricity to drive with. Unfortunately, it would take mo
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isn't that kinda like what the alternator is doing?
using the internal combustion engine (which produces speed, aka "wind", which is a resulting effect of the engine pushing the vehicle through the air) to keep the battery charged?
And there is less wasted energy using the belt drive vs wind... since the air isn't actually moving it's the vehicle that's moving, throwing a propeller to capture the wind would be akin to putting a sail up (or as is used in drag races, a parachute), which would only have the effe
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More like Star Trek's planet-eating Doomsday Machine.
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