New English/Arabic Translation Site Hopes To Promote Citizen Diplomacy 206
Wired has mention of a new site that hopes to encourage a grassroots "citizen diplomacy" movement by combining English/Arabic translation software with a Facebook-style meeting place. "Meedan, which officially launches Monday, lets users post stories and comments in English and have them automatically translated into Arabic, or the opposite. People who don’t share a common language can have an online discussion in near real time. The name, appropriately, means 'gathering place' or 'town hall'; in Arabic.
Think of it as a social network filled with people you don't know, but want to understand."
And the first translation? (Score:5, Funny)
First post!
Re: (Score:2)
First post!
First post and Goatse transcend language. Truly they could be the baseline provided to an alien civilization to help them understand humanity.
Re:Just curious how does one say "Towel Head" in a (Score:5, Funny)
Towel is not a correct depiction of what they wear on ther heads, its more like a 'little sheet' wrapped around there heads.
Somehow I don't think they would enjoy being referred to as "little sheet heads" either.
All I can think is... (Score:5, Funny)
...what could possibly go wrong?
My hovercraft is full of eels (Score:5, Funny)
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Re: (Score:2)
Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot---
oh God I'm so sorry, so sorry, the car just came too fast and she was right there and then it was a blur and so much I ran to help didn't know what she wasn't moving I'm so sorry [xkcd.com]
-anyway, yeah, cannot wait till lunchtime.
Re:My hovercraft is full of eels (Score:5, Funny)
Drop your panties, Sir William, I can not wait until lunchtime!
Re:My nipples explode with delight (Score:2)
And now for something completely different...
Today on Slashdot a gaggle of humorless retards were given mod points which they then used to demonstrate their complete ignorance of the Hungarian language.
Oh wait... that's not different at all is it?
Obligatory XKCD [xkcd.com]
Quoting something about not quoting something? (Score:3, Insightful)
Randall can tell people off for overquoting Python, but you don't get to quote Randall telling people off for overquoting Python without looking like the exact kind of person Randall is making fun of.
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Linking something about not quoting something! (Score:2)
Randall can tell people off for overquoting Python, but you don't get to quote Randall telling people off for overquoting Python without looking like the exact kind of person Randall is making fun of.
Hm, no, not buying it. Mindlessly prattling off Python quotes at any moderately viable opportunity does not equate to linking to a comic that explains why that is a bad thing. Randall made a good point and I think it's worth bearing in mind.
Re: (Score:2)
No, see, at no point in its history did Monty Python suck. It's just been run in to the ground. XKCD has sucked *hard* for vast tracts of its history.
Such as when?
Re: (Score:2)
Somebody must have had a humor-ectomy.
I'd be more worried (Score:2)
e.g. The forcast says that it will be a bit warm in the desert today.
I keeeeel you now!
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:All I can think is... (Score:5, Insightful)
How many different ways do you suppose there are to say "infidel"?
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
How many different ways do you suppose there are to say "infidel"?
Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad!
Re: (Score:2)
Douglas Adams, prophet savant (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
I thought the Arabic kafir meant nonbeliever (atheist), whereas the English term infidel (in the context that it is being referred to) would mean one who is not a Muslim. Wouldn't there be separate terms for those two different concepts?
Re:All I can think is... (Score:4, Insightful)
My first reaction was that this was a great idea, to let disparate peoples meet and try to understand each other.
But now I see you're right - after meeting our teabaggers and treehuggers all they'll walk away with is that americans are generally barbaric assholes and ignorant wimps.
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
My nipples are exploding with delight!
Re: (Score:2)
I recommend one of two quite distinct strategies:
Option one: full survivalcore mode. Stockpile MREs and ammo in your fortified Montana homestead and prepare to fight off hordes of starving exurban refugees and eventual supermutants.
Option two: Fuck it. Consult the mapping service of your choice to find a nice bar(with rooftop option if the weather suits), located in a major population center and near as many strategic targets as possible. Drink until you see t
Re: (Score:2)
I'm going for option 2. Drinks are cheaper than bullets.
Re: (Score:2)
...what could possibly go wrong?
Actually, there IS the possibility that due to a translation error, some people could be offended by the resulting statements. We should probably have an open, mature dialogue in advance with the Arab world about how cultural differences are not necessarily evil, just different, and they could discuss their values so we could take those into account when communicating, and we could pledge to respect those. That way, when such translation errors come up, both sides will realize that no offense was meant,
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
The keyword here being "productive".
I'm sure you have some way of guaranteeing that the exchange via Internet will be "productive", and not a lot of name-calling by both sides?
Note that what a Syrian might consider "productive" is likely to be quite different than what an Iranian would consider "productive", much less than an American would consider "productive".
And god help us all if the translation pro
Re: (Score:2)
I'm sure you have some way of guaranteeing that the exchange via Internet will be "productive", and not a lot of name-calling by both sides?
Man, I really thought the sarcasm was so thick in my post that no one would mistake it for seriousness.
No, I don't, I'm pretty sure this will start and end with trolling and misguided proselytizing on both sides, having accomplished nothing other than possibly some death threats. You know, just as all other interactions on the internet, and all interactions between the arab world and the west tend to be.
Re: (Score:2)
Sure it does, GP just failed abysmally. For pointers see the works of Mark Twain.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
That's a beautiful idea.
Before taking it international, I recommend you cut your teeth on a more modest goal. You might start by introducing tolerance, respect and understanding among more geographically united people that already speak a common language, say, on the message boards of Yahoo or youTube.
This won't end well (Score:5, Insightful)
I like the concept, but the real world is going to interfere with the execution.
Re: (Score:2)
Yes, just one mention and 4chan will be eerily silent for about 14 minutes while meedan servers burst into flames
Re: (Score:2)
it already did. [meedan.net] From Meedan:
That or it's my work's filter.
Re: (Score:2)
I hope that's diplomatic enough.
Re: (Score:2)
Re:This won't end well (Score:5, Insightful)
Re: (Score:2, Insightful)
Re: (Score:2)
Valuable research data is not apocryphal.
I think the word you are looking for is 'anecdotal.' Although, valuable research data is also not apocryphal, I don't see how that is relevant to the rest of your post.
Re: (Score:2)
"You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into."
Re: (Score:2)
Agreed - it's idealism turned unrealism if you think you can take diametrically opposing views and plop them in front of a translation system to breed collaboration, open dialog, compassion, and understanding.
Huh? Why do you assume that arabic speakers and english speakers have "diametrically opposing views?"
I think you'd be surprised at just how much people have in common. Sure there are issues on which groups have a tendency to disagree (IMHO mostly promulgated by their respective propaganda outlets so each has only a piece of the whole story) but for the most part, people are people regardless of what country they live in and thus have many more common experiences than differences.
differences are HUGE (Score:2)
Assuming Arabic means Islam, and non-Arabic means either Christian or Atheist...
Muslims believe they have a duty to kill somebody who leaves the faith. See the "Aposty in Islam" wikipedia article if you are clueless about this. There are a dozen countries where the government actually imposes the death penalty for leaving Islam.
Seriously, WTF? How can any Christian or Atheist respect such an evil load of shit?
Then there is the matter of democracy being considered immoral because it suggests that man can mak
Re:This won't end well (Score:4, Informative)
Maybe if they're busy with flamewars, they won't be so anxious to start the real, shooting kind.
Also, now that you've been registered here at Slashdot for a whole month, has your user name and sig brought a lot of new members to your "third position" political party, or have most slashdotters already realized that "third position" are really just nazis without the cool uniforms?
Re:This won't end well (Score:4, Informative)
Before anybody gets too trigger happy with the flamebait moderation on the poster I am replying to, you want might want to actually read some of the positions of the American3p.org:
On the surface, the ideals and goals of the American3p.org seem quite attractive and reasonable. Read a little bit more and you can see that is just pretty wrapping around a core of Racial Purity and Supremacy.
It was the Nazi comment that made me want to click the link and read it, and it is a well deserved comment.
Keep that in mind when you moderate. I think the Nazi comment should be +5 informative in this case.
Re: (Score:2)
[...] now that you've been registered here at Slashdot for a whole month, has your user name and sig brought a lot of new members to your "third position" political party, or have most slashdotters already realized that "third position" are really just nazis without the cool uniforms?
I checked it out, your Holiness. Seems that you're right--just the typical racist/nativist bullshit that the far right has been spouting for years. It's nothing but thinly veiled fascism, not a "real" choice at all.
Re: (Score:2)
I like the concept, but the real world is going to interfere with the execution.
Let's hope it can interfere with a few executions.
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
I wanted to see just how inadvisable something like this was. So I sent a whole passel of George Bush quotes through Google's English to Arabic translator, then took the translation and fed it back through the Arabic to English translator, looking for cases where the sense of the words might be disastrously mangled. Immediately, this example popped out:
The truth in this matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he was president of the United States and the world would be better off.
Now going back to the original text, what Bush actually said was ...
Oh.
Never mind.
Re: (Score:2)
I'd like to think they might cancel each other out and the world becomes a better place.
Yeah. I know. May I dream once in a while, too?
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
The funny part about your statement is that it doesn't matter which way is which.
Re: (Score:2)
So we have a service designed from the start to attract internet trolls from one end and propaganda ministries from the other. What could possibly go wrong?
You'll finally notice that the US does have "propaganda ministries", and they will show us their best trolls?
Re: (Score:2)
Oh, nothing could ever go wrong - after all, there's an automated translator! People who can talk to each other never fight after all.
What's next? (Score:4, Funny)
Arabic numerals?
Babelfish? (Score:3, Informative)
Apparently they haven't read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" [wikipedia.org] on the side effects of the Babelfish.
Good luck, though.
I'm not sure the language barrier is the main one (Score:5, Interesting)
Among Arabic speakers who have access to the internet in the first place, the proportion who know at least basic English is quite high. There are plenty of barriers to understanding and agreement, but I'm not sure I would rate a literal inability to communicate as the main one.
Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o (Score:4, Informative)
Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o (Score:5, Insightful)
Ah, but you put forth a good counterexample as to why familiarity will not necessarily breed understanding. Despite many years of contact with foreign cultures, you still have a xenophobic, nationalist view of them, in which you see the foreign values as degenerate and unworthy, in contrast to your own culture's quality values.
Re: (Score:2)
Which ones? Personal freedoms? Individualism? Independence? Secularism?
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
the Iranians speak Farsi, not Arabic, you dolt!
Correct, but most Muslims speak Arabic as a second language if it isn't their first, what with the Qu'ran being written in Arabic, and it being the language of the afterlife, etc.
Re: (Score:2)
After more than 30 years of life, I have not found much to be gained from your Western values, culture and your vapid mindless "entertainment" that my people are so fond of aping.
Same here, and I'm a non-Muslim in the USA.
Note that we are both on Slashdot. That could have something to do with it.
I'll guess the people in your country who ape the vapid mindless entertainment are not Slashdot readers.
Re: (Score:2)
After more than 30 years of life, I have not found much to be gained from your Western values, culture and your vapid mindless "entertainment" that my people are so fond of aping. Maybe it is you Westerners who should take the effort to learn about other cultures to avoid being so easily mind controlled by your politician's xenophobic propaganda.
Sure, let's give it a try.
30 seconds looking up information on the culture of Malaysia have found me this [wikipedia.org].
So much for "xenophobic propaganda", eh?
I guess I'll stick to my Western values of personal freedom, and respect for the freedom of other individuals to decide for themselves (but not to force their POV on others), thank you very much.
Arabroulette? (Score:2)
I can't wait to try out ArabRoulette and see what I get!
Re: (Score:2)
I can't wait to try out ArabRoulette and see what I get!
I am more interested in what happens if the Arabs find chatroulette.
Re: (Score:2)
I can't wait to try out ArabRoulette and see what I get!
I am more interested in what happens if the Arabs find chatroulette.
I imagine that in the confusion 4chan will wind up trolling itself and the entire Internet will collapse into a massive meme black hole such that after society rebuilds, a new era will dawn in which all art depicts humans fleeing from demonic Ethernet cables.
Something similar to autotranslate in FFXI? (Score:4, Interesting)
I used to play FFXI and found their system of guided translation to work reasonably well. Several times I was in Japanese parties, or had a Japanese in my party and we were capable of communicating about 80% of what we wanted to. It generally produced less garbled messages than I have seen from sites like babel fish, though that may have been affected by the limited topics of discussion in an MMO.
Re: (Score:2)
Did they cast the heal spell? Did they whack the mob?
You have new followers! (Score:5, Interesting)
Thanks for joining our site... you're now being followed by:
@CIA
@FBI
@DARPA
@OsamaBL
Re: (Score:2)
Ecological Ramifications (Score:5, Funny)
It could be considered a "Green" site. The flames from the forum could heat several countries, thus saving the need for petrochemical or electric heating.
Re: (Score:2)
The flames from the forum could heat several countries, thus saving the need for petrochemical or electric heating.
In order to fill so much need they're going to need a lot of servers and other equipment [guardian.co.uk]...
How do you say... (Score:2)
"We have no word for GOD in our language, but we have a word for DOG."?
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Technically (Score:3, Interesting)
Such a paradoxical construction is called a quine, after the philosopher Willard Quine.
One of his examples:
"is not a sentence" is not a sentence.
A great boon to trolls (Score:2)
Now all of the trolls who only speak english will be able to harass other cultures around the world. Thank someone for that miracle.
Good, if it's accurate (Score:3, Insightful)
Great, so maybe now Arabs will see what their leaders say in English to the Western press, which is completely different from what they say to their own people.
Arab leader in Arabic: "Kill all non-believers, destroy the Great Satan (USA) and the Little Satan (Israel)"
Arab leaders in English to the press: "We just want to live in peace and harmony"
Western press: "Arab leaders: just want to live in peace and harmony"
Re: (Score:2, Informative)
You are jocking right?
You do realize that AlQaedah leaders have university degrees and many have studied medicine and or trained in western countries. The anti US drive is so strong and gaining more momentum every year. Fundamentalism was being funded by oil producing countries fr like 50 yrs now and it became self sustaining. I assure you that fundamantalism and anti US movements related to Sunni Islam are still gaining momentum. Significant amounts of the Zakkat money (similar to donations but required by
Re: (Score:2, Interesting)
who told you arab leaders are representative of arabs?
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Arab leader in Arabic: "Kill all non-believers, destroy the Great Satan (USA) and the Little Satan (Israel)"
So, outside of the fringe, religious nutjobs, when have Arab leaders actually called out to destroy non-believers, the US, and Israel? Because I'm sure if I dig around hard enough, I can find religious nutjobs here in the West that have called on the destruction of all of those awful foreigners. Should I consider them to be mainstream and popular as well? What's your definition of an Arab leader anyway?
Actually, looking at your comment and reading through the various misconceptions posted here on /., this w
Re: (Score:2, Insightful)
Completely absurd. In what ways have Americans told Arabs to surrender to their way of life?
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
You've been modded insightful, but that just means the mods are as ignorant as you. Honor killings? Sharia Law? Feudal social systems? I mean, I think those ways of life SHOULD be eradicated, but I'm not pretending to be tolerant of barbaric cultural practices. As for Islam itself, it's really only Wahabi Islam that I have a problem with (well, and some of the kookier Shia sects), but I have the same opinion of certain Evangelical Christian sects (and Scientology, whatever Shinto sect committed the sar
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
If you look past any prejudice, it's actually damned insightful. Remember the media blockage that was overcome by fucking TWITTER of all things? Being able to find the discrepancy between what you're told by your government and what your government is telling other countries is major.
Of course, the trick will be keeping the site from being blacklisted so hard that its servers implode.
And so began WWIII... (Score:2)
...when their men spoke directly to our women. In a blinding display, the new "51% Voting Block" party was formed, the Constitution amended to allow the foreign-born to become president, President Obama impeached and thrown from office, and New Zealand actress Lucy Lawless voted in as president.
The nukes were launched less than five minutes later.
"all your base are belong to us" (Score:2, Insightful)
I can see that phrase coming up a lot.
Translate and Die (Score:2, Informative)
Re: (Score:2)
Thank God for September 11! [godhatesamerica.com]
Hey, who would have thought Arabs don't have a monopoly on crazy stupid evangelical preachers?
Re: (Score:2)
Anyone who ever lived in Orange County. Jesus Christ that place is scary.
Aready broken the barrier a long time ago: (Score:3, Interesting)
Just go an play some online games. Preferably RPGs. Then you automatically come into contact with people from all over the world.
Most of them speak English anyway. But often secondary languages like Spanish help too.
And after a while, you will have them in your instant messenger, and talk about life and things.
But I promise you, that it will be more interesting than talking to somebody on Slashdot. ^^
Oh, and by the way: ;)
I wonder if you can already find someone with the name Achmet on that site, having his status set to (deceased)
Dirka Dirka (Score:2)
This will work like the recent speach at UC Irvine (Score:3, Informative)
Unless there's a solid moderation system (like /., but then you could have moderators battling it out, which probably happens here, but I don't see it) you could end up with stuff like this.
Recently at UC Irvine the Israeli Ambassador to the US, Michael Oren, had been invited to campus to speak [youtube.com]about Israeli-U.S. relations, but his lecture before about 500 people at the Student Center was interrupted 10 times by students denouncing Israel's treatment of Palestinians. Earlier that day, UCI's Muslim Student Union had issued a statement condemning the decision to invite a "public figure who represents a state that continues to break international and humanitarian law ... ."
After the 10th interruption, the event deteriorated further as a large group of students walked out of the conference room to jeers - and, the protesters allege, threats - by Oren's supporters. Eight UCI students and three UC Riverside students were briefly detained in another room before being released, after Oren had finished his speech. A planned 30-minute question-and-answer session with Oren was scrapped.
(follow up article [ocregister.com] at the UC Register)
All I have to say is (Score:2)
!
Diplomacy!!! (Score:2)
If a Muslim can not quit... (Score:2)
Why am I supposed to respect an all-encompasing way of life (not a mere "religeon") that insists on killing people who quit?
There are a dozen countries in which this is the law. If you are thought to have stopped being Muslim, the government will execute you.
Elsewhere, it happens without official government sanction. It is considered every Muslim's duty to kill somebody who leaves. If a Muslim becomes Christian or Atheist, they will be killed. The MUST be killed.
WTF? This is the ultimate disrespect for non-
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
trollcapolyse now! (Score:2)
4Chan's gonna cause WWIII with this.
Re: (Score:2)
So what nations exactly de-nuked? Britain? France? Holland? Not sure about the others as I frankly don't give a damn, but a lot of nato countries got tactical nukes.
Most countries that did reduce the number of nukes did so simply because they are bloody expensive to maintain.
only South Africa (Score:2)
There are plenty of others that were launch sites for the USA or USSR/Russia, but only South Africa really quit.
BTW, Russia has something like 2x what the USA does. Any sort of disarmament needs to start with them, and they've been caught violating treaties numerous times.
end denuclearization, plant a nuke. (Score:2)
Ending denuclearization?!?!?! You mean renuclearization of European countries?
Re: (Score:2)
Iran != Arab country. Very few Persians in Iran actually speak Arabic well.
Re: (Score:2)
Dajjal FTW!