DARPA Seeks App Developers For War App Store 174
MrSeb writes "DARPA has a problem on its hands: Satellites, unmanned drones (UAVs), and myriad other worldwide sensors are now so ubiquitous and omnipotent that the Department of Defense (DOD) doesn't actually know how to make the best use of them. In other words, the hardware is there, but the software isn't. To tackle this particularly tricky issue, DARPA is looking for smartphone app developers to help build 'sophisticated, adaptive applications.' Yes, DARPA wants to give smartphone developers access to the DOD's fleet of Hellfire missile-equipped UAVs. Instead of using a single, remote pilot to fly just one UAV, DARPA imagines 'an app [...] that allows a swarm of small deployed UAVs to be controlled as a single unit (a hive [mind] so to speak).' DARPA also wants app developers to help out with easy-to-use app interfaces, novel uses of smartphone-like sensors (accelerometers, cameras, gyros) — and ultimately, it wants to make a War Market where a soldier can simply log in with his DOD-issued smartphone or tablet and download Angry UAVs, Nuke Ninja, and other battlefield apps."
Interesting problem (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:Interesting problem (Score:4, Funny)
Ehhh, Texas is a hard toss... I'm torn.. now if it messes up and aims for the MPAA or RIAA headquarters... Then I'll cheer it on. Or any bank main headquarters, nobody cries over spilt bankers.
Re:Interesting problem (Score:5, Funny)
Periods are messy, but so are colons. oh we're talking punctuation here... never mind
Re:Interesting problem (Score:5, Funny)
yes but have you ever tried cleaning up banker gibs?
You just sprinkle Holy Water on it and watch the sizzle...
Re:Interesting problem (Score:5, Funny)
No, no, you're thinking lawyers... You sprinkle holy water on a banker and the place where his heart should be explodes in a rain of gold coins. Sprinkling holy water on a politician, now that is the best show in town... the head pops out, spins 7 times then shouts every lie it ever uttered backwards at the top of its lungs.
"And not content with that, with our hands behind our backs, We pull Jesus from a hat, Get into that! Get into that!" -- Karnevil 9 1st Impressions Part 1
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Ever been to Houston? A cruise missile would improve the place.
Re:Interesting problem (Score:5, Insightful)
Agreed. While the prospect of various enemies overrunning my country is not lost on me, my analytical skills are pointing to a bigger threat within my country than without: namely that the military / security people have gone AWOL, and constitute a bigger threat to the populace than their named greatest enemies.
I don't like the police getting TANKS for internal use, Special Weapons and Tactics for unpaid parking tickets, and Intelligence Agencies running operations inside the country. Writing programs for these people sounds like handing people the very gun they will shoot me with. I've seen enough idealism and irony with the Thin Thread program, where an aloof mathematician couldn't conceive of the possibility of his program being used against the general populace for some below-board practices.
We'll talk about getting your soldiers some nice apps when I stop feeling ashamed about discussing my country with citizens from its allies.
*shakes head*
Something like that...
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Writing programs for these people sounds like handing people the very gun they will shoot me with.
Wait until they realize they had the enemy design their weapons. "That's strange, I can't seem to target anyone wearing a blue shirt with green pants. Stranger yet, this entire mob of angry geeks appear to be wearing just that."
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Funny, but not a situation I'd prefer to end up in. I have better ways to waste my time than play who has the bigger penis with the military (I do, sorry guys).
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when I stop feeling ashamed about discussing my country with citizens from its allies.
Man, that is exactly how I feel lately...
Re:Interesting problem (Score:4, Interesting)
Anyone else in favor of a constitutional amendment for a "no confidence vote," where the public can hold a referendum at will to dissolve our currently elected officials of their offices, ban them for life from ever holding another position (municipal, state, federal, etc.), and hold general elections for their replacements?
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Really I wish we had an accurate lie detector so that we could spot those giggling to themselves when taking the oath of office.
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I don't necessarily have any confidence in the voters, but I wouldn't want to deny them a chance to prove that they merit more of my confidence. ;-p
I personally like the idea of the general public being able to look at their government, and say to themselves, "Enough of these people, without prejudice to position or party, leave me without a sense of hope or pride in my country, that I would prefer the option of a No Confidence vote of simultaneously removing every one of them from office and banning them f
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This already exists. These votes are scheduled every few years to keep the scheduling simple.
Stop acting like a politician and calling for a new law/amendment when we just have to use the tools we have. Want them out? Vote them out and don't reelect them.
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What breed of dog?
Just curious ^_^.
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You, sir, are an ass.
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NATO, usually.
Re:Interesting problem (Score:5, Insightful)
Broken Window Fallacy (Score:2, Interesting)
We could have developed all of those things without military objectives. But it is easier to justify the costs to the public if you claim it is for national security -- in much the same way as "protecting the children" is used to justify censorship and Internet surveillance.
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Re:What is the US censoring on the net? (Score:2)
http://www.computerworlduk.com/news/public-sector/3321625/us-seizes-domain-names-of-foreign-sites/ [computerworlduk.com]
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We could have, but we wouldn't have - at least not in the same decade as we did.
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more accurately the Internet was invented to drop cross continental nukes on the USSR from anywhere
also
the computer got invented to stop getting sunk by "ze Germans"
I don't know if I would like to be a part of this program but the thought of "nuke ninja" is hilarious. maybe icesurfer [sourceforge.net] want's to help!
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BTW, the frequently-reported claim that DARPA invented the Internet isn't actually true, either. They paid for the documentation and specifications around a system that some sys admins had a
Re:Interesting problem (Score:4, Insightful)
It's a sad commentary on our handling of various situations in this world such that we require such a large investment in military expenditures to keep our country safe. I'm not saying that we need to be that most popular guy / girl in our worldwide high-school, nor that we need to sacrifice our principles; what I'm saying is that we seem to be accumulating more enemies with greater strengths than warrants common sense.
A fool fights a war on two fronts, the heir to the kingdom of fools fights a war on twelve fronts.
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Fair enough. The above quote was sequestered from Londo Mollari.
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Then again, it probably wouldn't have. The Intelligence agencies, from what I gather, already had information that such a plan was in the works, but did not deem it credible information. A simple mistake, that cost people their lives, and one not remedied by the granting of additional powers. I grant that our Intelligence agencies are staffed with human beings, and as such, they do make human mistakes from time to time.
As for Thin Thread, part of the problem is that it (or another program like it) is (are)
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Yeah, that bothers me as well.
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but, somehow I wouldn't feel good when my code worked in this case
Would you feel better if your code wouldn't work (e.g. have some bugs or something) but would still be used?
Re:Interesting problem (Score:4, Insightful)
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Would you feel better if the government admitted they were attacking those foreign pigs with avians?
First War App (Score:5, Funny)
Training first!
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Mafia Wars. It must be Mafia Wars.
Or some sort of porn app, that automatically downloads new material in the background according to your preferences.
Let the H1_B visas and outsourcing begin ! (Score:2)
Bombing? There's an app for that... (Score:5, Funny)
Bomb the lead car lite... A great new ad supported Drone app that will automatically bomb the lead car in any convoy you point it at. Unobtrusive ad's and a limit of 2 convoy bombing per day. Upgrade to the full pro app today for only $29.99!
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Oh, come on. His post's good enough for government work.
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Government work, yes. Xe, no. That's Xe the former Blackwater, not xenon.
What a worthy cause (Score:3)
Go for it, amoral developers of the world, willing to work for anyone that delivers your required amount of $$$.
Re:What a worthy cause (Score:4, Insightful)
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The threat paradigm is not the necessary motivation to develop new technology. I'd gladly develop tech that reaches and helps people of the world to better communicate and understand each other for instance. It's just the other way to say it and it wouldn't support paranoid closed source thinking. Besides you could probably invent ten internets with the billions that DOD has just lost in the desert adventures.
I don't know what the terms of the war app store could be, but if people from around the world can
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Having both and knowing when to use and/or trust each is even more valuable.
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That's another sticking point. They won't pay nearly enough to attract the kinds of talent they might want, and the kinds of talent they want do not, from a longevity standpoint, want to work for them.
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Yeah, see, the kinds of people who would work for them for bragging rights are not exactly the most talented people in the business.
The vast majority of those people are what are lovingly referred to as "Script Kiddies," and occupy a position in the grand hierarchy sandwiched between VB coders and spammers.
I give you Exhibit A: http://twitter.com/th3j35t3r
Oops I just lost my phone (Score:4, Funny)
what coul possibly go wrong? :)
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Run "Find My Phone." If it's moving, destroy the target!
How much is the dev kit? :) (Score:2)
What do I need to run the simulator too? Lol... DARPA, they rock because they do crazy sh** all the time and sometimes it works out great.
Better stay away from xcode (Score:5, Interesting)
SOFTWARE LICENSE AGREEMENT FOR XCODE
8. Export Control... You also agree that you will not use the Developer Software for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.
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What about weapons that aren't on that list? ;-)
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including, without limitation,
iANAL, but I think "including, without limitation" means "specifically the following list of things, but also generally applies to everything not specifically listed.".
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Nice, but if you use it to destroy the US, who's going to sue you?
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I thought that was Microsoft lawyers.
http://www.awpi.com/Combs/Humor/borg-micro.html [awpi.com]
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Pretty standard, I've seen similar disclaimers on hardware (microcontrollers, IIRC). The govnt is naturally exempt, but they need to pay a lot more, and take on the liability.
(trying to google to figure out which manufacturer I had seen it on.. I was thinking microchip. During the search, I've discovered that apparently itunes cannot be used on nuclear weapons. Ain't that a shame.)
the software already exists (Score:2)
Just hook all that hardware up to the C&C generals [wikipedia.org] engine.
This also offers an easy downgrade path [mobygames.com] in case geopolitics change again.
Hundreds of Military grade... (Score:2)
... fart apps in 3...2...1...
^_^
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biological Gas is banned by the Geneva convention. Sorry, no fart apps...
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Methane (with a proper odorant) isn't banned. What if the sheer explosiveness of the fart is military grade?
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Or you could light such a methane fart. Should be a decent flamethrower.
Army needs help with Spec Ops Mission! (Score:5, Funny)
One star (Score:3, Funny)
Did not kill the terrorists. Didn't win the war. Crashed twice on startup.
Fix the crashes and maybe I'll give it five stars.
New App (Score:3, Informative)
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I have a better, more challenging game: "Get your honest politician elected."
You must somehow keep your chosen champion from making any false promises or accepting lobbyist donations while running a clean campaign. Comes with three (gradually increasing) levels of difficulty: Municipal (easiest), State, and Federal (hardest).
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I have a better, more challenging game: "Get your honest politician elected."
The reason unethical politicians keep getting elected is because voters would rather have someone unethical who does what they want than someone ethical who does what they don't want.
Finally! (Score:2)
Programmer ethics (Score:4, Insightful)
If you're worried about the ethics of doing this, here are some suggestions to help you cope:
Pick one or more that helps ease your mind.
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Oh nice.. another ( i'm hollier than though morality ) comment
Brought to you by(tm).... the internet... a DARPA/(Military industrial complex) sponsored project....
Made possible by (tm).. Xray litography... another child of a military sponsored project...
I can keep going. :)
go with your BS somewhere else..
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Better take that sarcasmometer for a checkup!
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Brought to you by(tm).... the internet... a DARPA/(Military industrial complex) sponsored project....
Made possible by (tm).. Xray litography... another child of a military sponsored project...
That's a false equivalency. You might as well argue that creating Tang was morally equivalent to weaponizing anthrax.
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You are an ass.
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This is actually true.
If things get to the point that these are, in fact, used on innocent civilian Americans, how substantial of a difference will these inno
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Ethics comes in levels, or layers if you like. The different layers direct our actions, so that to have integrity in one layer means that you have to be consistent in your actions according to the rules of that layer.
At the lowest layer, everyone's actions are assumed to benefit themselves. We take the action that gives us the immediate benefit. Steal or kill depending on your needs, simply because it benefits you. Contract killers and pickpockets live at this level.
The next layer up is honor; loosely, it m
Suffering in others and inaction (Score:2)
The next layer is good versus evil; loosely, it means "I don't cause suffering in others". I cannot take actions which hurt others, and if my actions inadvertently hurt others I have to stop
But, this layer then would also require you to not cause suffering through INACTION.
That is the reason I would strongly consider taking a job developing mobile applications for the military. Because on the whole the world has less suffering form the existence of a strong U.S. military than it would without. And that's
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Inaction is dealt with in a higher layer, and action taken against someone is in a layer even higher than that.
As mentioned, without the entire framework one can easily construct trivial arguments that make the ethical system seem inconsistent, or which appear to encourage unethical behaviour.
Yes, that layer compels one to reduce suffering by taking action. If you stop at this layer, you can justify forcing people into rehab centers against their will - for just about any reason. Drug use, smoking, obesity,
Iron Man (Score:2)
There was an Iron Man storyline (Stark Resilient) not too long ago that had a game app being released that pretended that real missions were actually part of the game, with the players controlling UAVs...
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Documents Containing More info: (Score:3, Informative)
PDF with full details available at:
https://www.fbo.gov/spg/ODA/DARPA/CMO/DARPA-BAA-12-11/listing.html [fbo.gov]
Press release at:
http://www.darpa.mil/NewsEvents/Releases/2011/12/05.aspx [darpa.mil]
Still old school: (Score:2)
"Angry UAVs, Nuke Ninja, and other battlefield apps"
I'm still stuck with the naPalm Pilot you insensitive clods.
http://www.lorax.org/~arosin/napalm.pdf [lorax.org]
War is supposed to be... (Score:2)
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Sure, but the important thing is: how much do I score for taking out a village of unarmed peasants who are so poor that dirt farming is a step up and what can I get at the DARPA online auction house for it?
The app store every programmer wants to be in ... (Score:2)
Like Skynet? (Score:3)
Instead of using a single, remote pilot to fly just one UAV, DARPA imagines 'an app that allows a swarm of small deployed UAVs to be controlled as a single unit (a hive [mind] so to speak)'.
What could possibly go wrong?
uuddlrlrba (Score:2)
oh great, the hellfire missiles are coming in.. and your enemy just discovered they can do: uuddlrlrba to disable your whole swarm of UAVs.
opening up mission critical apps to game devs who are used to putting in back-doors and cheat codes without line-by-line code review when lives are on the line?!?! hmmm..
"Stupid is as stupid does" (Score:3)
What could possibly go wrong?
Battlezone (1998) (Score:2)
I am reminded of Battlezone (1998 version) [wikipedia.org]. I don't know about a "swarm", but I imagine one person could manage three or four drones pretty easily if the interface was good enough, and the drones were semi-autonomous.
This isn't a joke (Score:3)
Re:Industrial war complex? (Score:5, Funny)
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They don't have a battery to power those things yet, and probably never will.
I think scientists, the smarter ones, learned from the Manhattan Project and its outcome, and are subconsciously stalling from finding that particular advance. No one wants to be responsible for WWIII, even if we can "win it."
And to be honest, having read up on the research regarding the human genome, we're doomed as a species if we have another world war or implement any sort of attempt to reduce global population. It's only our e
Re:Great, (Score:4, Insightful)
what could possibly go wrong!
TFS:
...'sophisticated, adaptive applications.'... that allows a swarm of small deployed UAVs to be controlled...with easy-to-use app interfaces
Requirements lead to the need of a lot of "intelligence" be moved inside the app.
Meaning:
1. DARPA is scrapping the barrel for intelligent human operators (to pilot the UAV-es)
2. DARPA is naive enough to trust complex software be bug free and secure
3. both of the above
A bonus if the DARPA's choice for the OS platform is MS Windows.
A huge bonus if the resulted app is so sophisticated and easy-to-use that it can be operated directly by GWB, Obama, Michelle Bachman or... hang on... Vermin Supreme of Rockport, Mass. - without UAV-jockeys in between.
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DARPA doesn't recruit UAV pilots - it does R&D to meet the needs of the service branches. The USAF on the other hand wants all the UAV pilots it can get its hands on. I've heard from people in the air force that once you are trained to fly UAVs it is basically impossible to get transferred to anything else because the UAV stations are so undermanned. Of course that means they work the pilots so hard, and don't let them transfer, so retention is poor, keeping the cycle going.
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Too bad they didn't talk to Steve Jobs before he died, I'm sure he could have given them some ideas.
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They don't have enough money to do that. There's some sort of conflict between the military mindset and the creative geniuses out there.
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Episode 6: Return of the Voter
Isn't science fiction suppose to be somewhat realistic?