DARPA Seeks App Developers For War App Store 174
MrSeb writes "DARPA has a problem on its hands: Satellites, unmanned drones (UAVs), and myriad other worldwide sensors are now so ubiquitous and omnipotent that the Department of Defense (DOD) doesn't actually know how to make the best use of them. In other words, the hardware is there, but the software isn't. To tackle this particularly tricky issue, DARPA is looking for smartphone app developers to help build 'sophisticated, adaptive applications.' Yes, DARPA wants to give smartphone developers access to the DOD's fleet of Hellfire missile-equipped UAVs. Instead of using a single, remote pilot to fly just one UAV, DARPA imagines 'an app [...] that allows a swarm of small deployed UAVs to be controlled as a single unit (a hive [mind] so to speak).' DARPA also wants app developers to help out with easy-to-use app interfaces, novel uses of smartphone-like sensors (accelerometers, cameras, gyros) — and ultimately, it wants to make a War Market where a soldier can simply log in with his DOD-issued smartphone or tablet and download Angry UAVs, Nuke Ninja, and other battlefield apps."
First War App (Score:5, Funny)
Training first!
Bombing? There's an app for that... (Score:5, Funny)
Bomb the lead car lite... A great new ad supported Drone app that will automatically bomb the lead car in any convoy you point it at. Unobtrusive ad's and a limit of 2 convoy bombing per day. Upgrade to the full pro app today for only $29.99!
Re:Interesting problem (Score:4, Funny)
Ehhh, Texas is a hard toss... I'm torn.. now if it messes up and aims for the MPAA or RIAA headquarters... Then I'll cheer it on. Or any bank main headquarters, nobody cries over spilt bankers.
Re:Industrial war complex? (Score:5, Funny)
Oops I just lost my phone (Score:4, Funny)
what coul possibly go wrong? :)
Army needs help with Spec Ops Mission! (Score:5, Funny)
One star (Score:3, Funny)
Did not kill the terrorists. Didn't win the war. Crashed twice on startup.
Fix the crashes and maybe I'll give it five stars.
Re:Interesting problem (Score:5, Funny)
Periods are messy, but so are colons. oh we're talking punctuation here... never mind
Re:Interesting problem (Score:5, Funny)
yes but have you ever tried cleaning up banker gibs?
You just sprinkle Holy Water on it and watch the sizzle...
Re:Interesting problem (Score:5, Funny)
No, no, you're thinking lawyers... You sprinkle holy water on a banker and the place where his heart should be explodes in a rain of gold coins. Sprinkling holy water on a politician, now that is the best show in town... the head pops out, spins 7 times then shouts every lie it ever uttered backwards at the top of its lungs.
"And not content with that, with our hands behind our backs, We pull Jesus from a hat, Get into that! Get into that!" -- Karnevil 9 1st Impressions Part 1