Google Wants To Write Your Social Media Responses For You 163
taikedz writes "A new patent has been filed by Google that tries to analyze your past communications to then construct responses to the overwhelming amount of posts you receive. From the article: 'Essentially, the program analyzes the messages a user makes through social networks, email, text messaging, microblogging, and other systems. Then, the program offers suggestions for responses, where the original messages are displayed, with information about others reactions to the same messages, and then the user can send the suggested messages in response to those users. The more the user utilizes the program and uses the responses, the more the bot can narrow down the types of responses you make.'"
Hey, wait a minute! (Score:5, Insightful)
Please, google, leave me something to do besides shop.
Re:So where's the fuckin' source code? (Score:5, Insightful)
Mechanical Monk. (Score:5, Insightful)
I wonder how long after the extinction of the species it will be before the social media traffic starts to slow down.
Re:So you won't need to waste time on FB (Score:4, Insightful)
Real men browse at (-1) (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:MOD PARENT RACIST! (Score:1, Insightful)
Oprah's statement is rather uninformed and I find it offensive...
So only white people can be racist now? Ever been to Japan? Or even the Middle East if that's closer to your home?
Re:MOD PARENT RACIST! (Score:0, Insightful)
I have been beliving at Slash Dot for a while we need a -1, RACIST moderation. It is sicking in this day & time how far some people will go to *HATE* one another. White people are inherently evil and need to ask the Black Race for forgivness on the whole. I for one am tired of it.
As Oparah said, bad white people will just have to DIE.
Your thoughts on the implementation ? Maybe if you get the RACIST moderation 3 times in a row your banned?
-KD
-1 Racist
Who writes posts that short? (Score:4, Insightful)
Most of my posts are either lengthy or very contextually relevant. This app is only going to serve the people that write "lolz" or "tldr" type responses... aka morons.