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Chrome To Drop Lock Icon Showing HTTPS Status (itnews.com.au) 88

Google will remove the familiar lock icon that allows users to check a website's Transport Layer Security status for the connection, citing research that only a few users correctly understood its precise meaning. From a report: The lock icon has been displayed by web browsers since the 1990s, indicating that the connection to web sites is secured and authenticated with encryption. However, Google said its 2021 research showed that only 11 percent of participants in a study correctly understood the meaning of the lock icon. This, Google argued, is not harmless since most phishing sites also use the hyper text transfer protocol secure extension (HTTPS) and also display the lock icon. Ergo, a lock icon is not in actual fact an indicator of a site's security. [...] Starting with Chrome version 117, Google will introduce a new "tune" icon, which does not imply a site is trustworthy, and is more obviously clickable. The "tune" icon is more commonly associated with settings and other control, and Google said a more neutral indicator like that prevents the misunderstanding around site security that the lock icon is causing.
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  • by OrangeTide ( 124937 ) on Wednesday May 03, 2023 @12:10PM (#63494266) Homepage Journal

    I mean nobody is going to click it when they suspect a site is a scam. But you could click it, and that's enough. Plus, changing established UI and defending the blowback gives some people a warm fuzzy feeling.

    • Plus, changing established UI and defending the blowback gives some people a warm fuzzy feeling.

      Not to mention that Google can use the new icon in support of their own agenda. They could use it, for instance, to imply that non-AMP pages on mobile are somehow less trustworthy.

      They really are the new Microsoft.

    • by swillden ( 191260 ) <shawn-ds@willden.org> on Wednesday May 03, 2023 @12:45PM (#63494352) Journal
      The lock really is a problem, and has been for a very long time. Hardly anyone who isn't both technically savvy and somewhat knowledgeable about security understands what it means. It was even worse back when it came in different colors... I'll bet that less than 1% of even slashdotters understand in detail what the difference was between a green lock icon and a gray lock icon without looking it up. When Google abandoned that it was the right move, and moving away from the lock now is the right move. Giving people "security" signals that they don't understand and therefore misinterpret is harmful. It's better to give no signal than a misunderstood one.
      • I agree the lock isn't used in an effective way by users. And Google's data backs that up. But I think the proposal doesn't go far enough. Actually I struggle to see how it could alter the user's behavior at all.

        • I agree the lock isn't used in an effective way by users. And Google's data backs that up. But I think the proposal doesn't go far enough. Actually I struggle to see how it could alter the user's behavior at all.

          Google is removing the lock. How would you go further?

          Note that the reason for the "tune" icon isn't that it's some more accurate alternative. They observed that the lock does serve one useful function, it gives you a place to click to find out more about the connection security. Rather than nerfing that, or burying it in a menu, they're substituting a different icon that doesn't have the misleading connotations.

          • Yes, they removed the icon and replaced it with an icon that fails to communicate anything. Not an improvement in my opinion.

            • Yes, they removed the icon and replaced it with an icon that fails to communicate anything. Not an improvement in my opinion.

              The goal was to eliminate a misleading icon. Seems to me that this does that. What would you do?

              • What would I do with a staff of 100's of professionals earning six-figure salaries? Not this obviously.

                I'd start with a user study. Ideally ran by someone with a psychology and user experience background. I'd want multiple proposals put together by a design team that attempts communicates a sense of security and encourages the user to examine the control when its status appears different. If a red lock icon doesn't do it, then let's try something else. Things that have that classic 3D bevel tend to draw use

                • I'd start with a user study. Ideally ran by someone with a psychology and user experience background.

                  This decision was the outcome of user experience studies, run by UX experts with psychology PhDs.

                  I'd want multiple proposals put together by a design team that attempts communicates a sense of security

                  Uh, what? No. This is exactly wrong. The goal is explicitly not to communicate a sense of security. We have an icon that communicates a sense of security, and that is the problem we're trying to solve. Anything that communicates a sense of security is lying.

                  • I can only conclude that you think their goal is to make sure nobody knows what is going on in a web browser. because it's all too difficult. We can't just block idiots from using web browsers because we need them to buy stuff, but we also don't want them to feel confused by an increasingly complex security world.

                    • I can only conclude that you think their goal is to make sure nobody knows what is going on in a web browser. because it's all too difficult. We can't just block idiots from using web browsers because we need them to buy stuff, but we also don't want them to feel confused by an increasingly complex security world.

                      No... the goal is to avoid misleading people. The lock -- or any icon that indicates that HTTPS implies security -- is misleading. The new icon does not imply security, but does provide a place to click if you want to know about the certificate, cipher selected, etc. No information is hidden, no "idiots" are blocked, no non-experts are misled into thinking that they have "security" when they may or may not. This seems to do all the right things.

                      I'm really having a hard time figuring out what you think is

      • by StormReaver ( 59959 ) on Wednesday May 03, 2023 @03:32PM (#63494968)

        ...understand in detail what the difference was between a green lock icon and a gray lock icon without looking it up.

        The grey lock means the SSL provider said it validated the identity of the SSL purchaser. The green lock means the SSL provider admitted it lied about the grey lock, but will do what it said it did for the grey lock if you just pay more money for the green lock.

        • ...understand in detail what the difference was between a green lock icon and a gray lock icon without looking it up.

          The grey lock means the SSL provider said it validated the identity of the SSL purchaser. The green lock means the SSL provider admitted it lied about the grey lock, but will do what it said it did for the grey lock if you just pay more money for the green lock.

          LOL. More or less. This is a very cynical take, but probably pretty close to the truth.

      • by lsllll ( 830002 )
        The whole SSL landscape is a fiasco, shoved down everybody in IT's throat, including developers, sysadmins, net admins, purchasing, and so on. I don't disagree that it is needed, but it's only needed in certain scenarios. From browsers scaring the shit out of users who visit a car repair forum when its certificate has expired to the date on your machine being off by a little to Apple doubling all of IT's work with its 390 day forced expiration, it's all a pain in the ass for everyone.

        Yes, I know people
        • by swillden ( 191260 ) <shawn-ds@willden.org> on Wednesday May 03, 2023 @04:30PM (#63495150) Journal

          I don't disagree that it is needed, but it's only needed in certain scenarios.

          This conclusion comes from a common misunderstanding of what TLS does and what it's for. You're focusing on the fact that TLS provides encryption, i.e. it makes your traffic confidential. That's useful, but not what's really important. Another thing it does is identify the origin or the traffic, i.e. authentication. This is theoretically valuable, but given the level of validation done by CAs, it's not great in practice... but it does contribute significantly to a third property of TLS traffic, the one that really does matter: integrity. TLS ensures that the bits that your browser receives are the bits that were sent, and that no one between server and browser can modify those bits to insert malware (or ads, though that's kind of a lost battle).

          The integrity element is what makes it possible to trust that any web content is non-malicious, and the authentication element provide some basis to trust that specific content may not be malicious. It's these factors that make TLS essential for all connections, though there are two fairly good arguments for why all traffic should be encrypted, too. Those are, first, that if you try to encrypt only the traffic that needs to be encrypted, you'll fail, leaving some sensitive traffic vulnerable and second, that you'll highlight the traffic of high interest to attackers of various sorts.

          For all of these reasons, it's really best if all traffic has cryptographic assurance of integrity, authenticity and confidentiality. Yes, this is a pain for network administrators and law enforcement, but that's just the price we have to pay.

          • by danda ( 11343 ) on Wednesday May 03, 2023 @05:35PM (#63495362)

            This is theoretically valuable, but given the level of validation done by CAs, it's not great in practice... but it does contribute significantly to a third property of TLS traffic, the one that really does matter: integrity. TLS ensures that the bits that your browser receives are the bits that were sent, and that no one between server and browser can modify those bits to insert malware (or ads, though that's kind of a lost battle)

            So uhh, then how is it that I visit a website and get a cloudflare captcha?

            Oh that's right... cloudflare and websites have conspired to subvert the integrity you are talking about. Instead, cloudflare with its thousands of employees is the largest gang of men-in-the-middle in history.

            When a website conspires with cloudflare the website changes its DNS to point to cloudflare servers rather than its own. So the user's browser connects to cloudflare.

            "Good" cloudflare connections work like this:

            browser cloudflare website

            "Evil" cloudflare connections work like this:

            browser cloudflare website

            Both "Good" and "Evil" cloudflare connections are bad because CF remains man in the middle even though the SSL info displayed to the user in the browser indicates it is a secure connection to the website. So the website is lying to the end user. Lying is generally considered bad/evil.

            The "Evil" CF connections are even worse because the connection between CF and the website is unencrypted and any hop along the way could sniff the traffic. And again, to the end-user it appears there is a secure connection all the way to the website.

            This is the real problem today, not the appearance of a silly lock icon.

            • cloudflare and websites have conspired to subvert the integrity you are talking about

              Technically, yes. In practice, not really. In most cases, cloudflare is likely better-managed and more secure than the server you're talking to, and the server you're connecting to has chosen to explicitly trust cloudflare, else they couldn't MITM the connection.

              The "Evil" CF connections are even worse because the connection between CF and the website is unencrypted and any hop along the way could sniff the traffic.

              Cite? I would be shocked and confused if CF didn't use TLS to connect to the web site.

              • by danda ( 11343 )

                The website has chosen to trust cloudflare, yes but the end-user hasn't. And the arrangement enables them to lie to the user that there is a secure connection between user and website.

                As for a citation about the plaintext option, CF clearly documents it.
                From https://community.cloudflare.c... [cloudflare.com]

                Flexible
                The connection between your visitor and Cloudflare is secured, but the connection between Cloudflare and your server is not. You will not need a certificate on your server for this mode.

                See also: https://blog. [sean-wright.com]

                • The website has chosen to trust cloudflare, yes but the end-user hasn't.

                  That's a distinction without a difference. The end user has chosen to trust the web site, which means the end user is trusting the web site with a whole lot of decisions; this is one of the smallest.

                  As for a citation about the plaintext option

                  I don't think they should offer this option. But is it actually used much?

                  • by danda ( 11343 )

                    Its not a small decision. As a MITM, CF has access to monitor or even modify all connections (which they regularly do). Who knows how 3 letter agencies are using this capability or for what purposes. Who knows how CF employees are using it either.

                    They put stupid captchas in whenever they like, which really messes with Tor and sometimes VPN connections. That directly affects the end-user experience.

                    As just one example, Richard Stallman wrote a blog about it because he objects to the use of javascript

                    • I'm not standing up for CF. I'm standing up for using TLS, and arguing that CF doesn't make TLS pointless.
                    • by lsllll ( 830002 )
                      It's pointless to argue with him. He cited malware and ad injection as a reason to use TLS, to which I replied that if someone wanted to do that, they'd take over the web site without bothering about intercepting the packets. His answer? "Mostly stick with big names which would suffer bad PR if they did bad things." I guess he has never heard of sites being hacked or had to Google for some obscure thing wrong with his car that 2 other people somewhere encountered before and posted something about it on
          • by lsllll ( 830002 )
            Seriously? Between a million unpatched vulnerabilities on sites we visit on a daily basis, any of which could easily provide the means for malware injection, you're worried about the network traffic? Hell! Why go even that far? If I want to do malware injection, all I need to do is stay one step ahead of the browser warning you that my site is on a list of dubious sites, SSL or not.
            • Seriously? Between a million unpatched vulnerabilities on sites we visit on a daily basis, any of which could easily provide the means for malware injection, you're worried about the network traffic?

              With secure network connections, users can avoid untrustworthy sites. This probably means their selection of options is a tiny, tiny fraction of the web, but at least it's possible. Without secure network connections... no one can ever have any idea where the bits are coming from.

              • by lsllll ( 830002 )

                With secure network connections, users can avoid untrustworthy sites.

                Care to elaborate on that? How? An untrustworthy site can get a certificate from True Crypt or any number of places and start to encrypt the traffic. How does that help users avoid this untrustworthy site?

                • With secure network connections, users can avoid untrustworthy sites.

                  Care to elaborate on that? How? An untrustworthy site can get a certificate from True Crypt or any number of places and start to encrypt the traffic. How does that help users avoid this untrustworthy site?

                  The certificate is irrelevant, as long as it's sufficiently hard for attackers to get certs for sites they don't own/operate. The cert just ensures that when you go to foo.com, you're actually talking to foo.com. Whether foo.com is trustworthy is a separate question, which requires other information to answer.

                  As to how ordinary people can figure out which sites to trust? Mostly stick with big names which would suffer bad PR if they did bad things.

          • Every web site displays ads hosted on other servers, and downloads all their framework scripts from other servers. Do you really think anyone really gives a fuck about source integrity?

            If the Internet were designed to be truly secure, nothing we do today would actually work.

          • You casually gloss over the fact that the CA hierarchy isn't the only way to achieve those goals. TLS with CAs is a shitshow that is kept around because Google and its Mozilla sidekick refuse to support other key management systems and maintain a centralized system for certificate issuance, which I'm sure is a complete fucking coincidence.
            • You casually gloss over the fact that the CA hierarchy isn't the only way to achieve those goals. TLS with CAs is a shitshow that is kept around because Google and its Mozilla sidekick refuse to support other key management systems and maintain a centralized system for certificate issuance, which I'm sure is a complete fucking coincidence.

              What alternative PKI would you suggest?

                • DANE

                  That could work, though Let's Encrypt gets us most of the way there, I think.

                  • Let's Encrypt is an entirely separate "hierarchy" from DANE, so how is it getting us any amount of the way there? For clarity: Let's Encrypt is the centralized system for certificate issuance I was talking about, not the CA system as a whole. You can technically get your certificates somewhere else, but Google and Mozilla make the rules in a way that renders anything but the Let's Encrypt model of issuance impractical. There is no reason not to support DANE except that it would take the power they wield wit
    • by AmiMoJo ( 196126 )

      The lock icon is an "everything's fine" alarm. These days most sites are using HTTPS, so it makes more sense to alert the user when the site is insecure.

      The FBI and many others have been warning that the old advice to look for the lock is bad. It should be ignored and the website evaluated in other ways.

      It's time to get rid of this thing. It only ever gave people a false sense of security.

  • Even few people use the icon, if it is remove it then Chrome will have less features than then others and i dont think that will improve the performance and complex of code neither
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      • I want Chrome to continue with warnings if you try to access a website without a valid certificate.

        Well I don't well at least not so scary at least for things on your local network. The problem I see with this is that https is more secure than http that has absolutely no warning apart from the lock icon, which we know most people don't look at. Things like routers that don't want to scare the average home user, who is not going to set up their own certificate signing authority then just use http. Also if i want to man in the middle someone all I have to do is use http instead of https since all browser j

    • The functionality remains the same. All that is happening is that the "padlock" icon is being replaced with a "tune" icon.

      Using the words "drop" and "remove" in the headlines is just clickbait.

      • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

        by Anonymous Coward
        WTF is a "tune" icon? The joined quarter notes? How does that mean anything having to do with security?
  • However, Google said its 2021 research showed that only 11 percent of participants in a study correctly understood the meaning of the lock icon

    That feels about right. I would say it might be a bit lower than 11% and that the 11% comes from not a large enough sample. But, yes, I think it's worthwhile to point out to all of Slashdot, that it's likely around 90% to 95% of Internet users globally have no idea how any of this works and that Facebook appears on their desktop via magic.

    I say this, because here on Slashdot someone is bound to launch into the "more information is better" debate and you know what friend, I agree with you. BUT Since Chrom

    • by Mononymous ( 6156676 ) on Wednesday May 03, 2023 @12:41PM (#63494344)

      So the justification for getting rid of the lock seems to be that it gives the great unwashed a false sense of security.
      The implication is that some fraction of those people will start acting more prudently/paranoid when the lock is gone.
      How many, do you think?

      • Always ignored the lock until the protocol stopped being displayed....

        Keep one or the other, or with the "ssl all the things" maybe some indicator up there saying it ISN'T https...

        • That's what they're planning on. Security (through https) is the default (when an address is typed in for example) and when http is used on a site instead, it says "Not secure". You can even turn on an "Always use secure connections" option if you want in the settings.
      • by kqs ( 1038910 )

        No, the justification is "the great unwashed don't understand it, and the information it gives isn't very useful anyways, so let's simplify the interface". Nobody (except you) claims that removing this will make anyone behave better. You're making a strawman argument; please don't. It's a bad look.

        But every feature has a cost (both in support and in user attention/distraction), so culling useless features reduces the overall cost.

      • How many, do you think?

        You know, I don't write code for Chrome or Chromium so my take on how many is slightly irrelevant. But I will say that. . . . I assume that Google did enough of a study to determine that it was enough for a net positive. Nothing in the published article indicates that and so I mean, this really just boils down to me blowing smoke out my ass, but I'm going to assume that Google knows what is best for Google's browser and their study backs up this choice.

        Now the reason why I say this is because, it's cheape

        • > I assume that Google did enough of a study to determine that it was enough for a net positive.

          Yeah, just like how they deprecated JPEG-XL support in Chrome one year after the spec was published, citing "lack of interest in the ecosystem" (and definitely not citing the existence of their own WebP image format).

    • Lexi posting to her Insta about her drip isn't interested in understanding TLS and that's just never going to change

      I, on the other hand, am intrigued by this "drip" you speak of.

  • by ebunga ( 95613 ) on Wednesday May 03, 2023 @12:49PM (#63494370)

    Would be nice if it didn't require an hour of clicking just to see the certificate details. Every major revamp of browser UIs buries that info under at least an extra layer of clicks.

    • Irrelevant 99.99% of people have no idea what certificate details means. Yes I'm including a lot of Slashdot users there. For nearly everyone the certificate is useless ... Unless you're debugging why you already have a blocked site with a certificate warning.

      Heck I'm surprised they haven't hidden them in the developer console yet.

  • by jonadab ( 583620 ) on Wednesday May 03, 2023 @12:53PM (#63494394) Homepage Journal
    The entire IT industry has been pushing this "https means the site is secure" narrative since the nineties, and it has always been dangerously misleading. The use of https doesn't in any way shape or form mean the site is secure. It means traffic between you and the site is encrypted in transit, so that your ISP can't trivially read everything you look at. And your ISP spying on you is *not* the biggest threat to your online safety, nor the second-biggest, nor the third. (Exception: if you live in an authoritarian country, then the government is probably in pretty much direct control of your ISP or at least upstream of them, so if you are saying anything politically sensitive, you want end-to-end encryption and probably a proxy/tunnel/vpn as well in that case. But this is largely irrelevant in the first world. First-world governments do spy on their citizens, but they aren't going to show up at your door and "ask you to tea" if you say something that doesn't fit their narrative.)

    And yes, I know about Extended Verification, but that doesn't mean the site is secure either. It means the site spent money, and assuming that all sites that cough up the money for EV certs are necessarily secure, is idiotic. At least we have LetsEncrypt now, so being on a budget doesn't block a small site from using basic https. So there's that.
    • Well, if you're a gay adoptive parent in Florida, it isn't impossible that the government might turn up at your door and take your kids away from you.

    • It means traffic between you and the site is encrypted in transit, so that your ISP can't trivially read everything you look at.

      True, but that's not the important part. The important part is that HTTPS means that the bits your browser receives are the bits the server sent. It's useful to be sure that parties in between can't read your traffic, but it's essential that they not be able to modify your traffic and inject malware. Of course, if the server is sending malware, you're hosed, but without TLS to ensure traffic integrity you can't ever be certain that any site you visit is safe.

    • by danda ( 11343 )

      It means traffic between you and the site is encrypted

      it doesn't even mean that anymore, not since the advent of CloudFlare as a giant man-in-the-middle with websites pointing their DNS at CF servers right and left.

      And worse yet, CF gives website operators the option to use plaintext (http) between CF and the website. Which means that https indicator in the browser becomes useless... your traffic may still be traversing the intertubes unencrypted and you have no way to tell.

  • It is valuable as an indicator that the connection is encrypted, not that you can trust whoever's on the other end. While most sites are encrypting these days, it's useful for that fact to be obvious.

    • Their idea is that with so much of the web encrypted now, it can be easier to just highlight when it's "Not secure" (aka not encrypted) instead of giving people a false sense of trustworthiness with a padlock that many still misinterpret.
    • It is valuable as an indicator that the connection is encrypted

      No. It *was* a valuable indicator that a connection is encrypted. These days where: a) every website is encrypted, b) chrome presents a warning when connecting to a non-secure website, and c) chrome flashes up a warning if the unsecure website has entry fields for data, the addition of a completely pointless indicator showing a website is encrypted is just that, pointless.

      Your car doesn't show a green tick when it is running okay, it shows a warning light when it's not. The padlock item has no meaning anymo

      • by StormReaver ( 59959 ) on Wednesday May 03, 2023 @03:44PM (#63495020)

        Your car doesn't show a green tick when it is running okay....

        That's how it's been for decades, and people are used to it. Imagine if Ford decided to unilaterally reverse the meaning of lights because [reasons]. Now your check engine light is on all the time when the engine is fine, and turns off when your engine is misbehaving. And instead of saying "Check Engine", it now just says "Motor".

        This is change for the sake of change. It will be interesting to see the fallout.

  • by Anonymous Coward

    Just a few days ago, my wife looked at a padlock icon and said, "so it's secure." Indeed, lots of people have referred to it as meaning "secure" rather than "we think this is probably who they say they are."

    But why do they think that? Are they just doomed to be wrong, or were they guided into being wrong? If you're mistraining people, then analysis of how they act is less important.

    Change the icon into something that looks like a drivers' license or passport, and have clicking it say something like: "Cloudf

  • What makes Google think that my mom is going to notice this change, be curious, and then click to train herself? That will never happen, she will call me and demand that I make it like it was before because none of the sites she visits show the secure lock anymore.

  • Great! Now let it connect to my own services on my own local network using IP addresses and http without making me jump through stupid hoops.

  • Applications still use a diskette icon to represent Save, even though floppy drives haven't been installed on computers for years.
    • Applications still use a diskette icon to represent Save, even though floppy drives haven't been installed on computers for years.

      There's a whole generation of users who understand that icon means "save" but don't know why. That isn't the core issue here. If people continuously mistook the purpose of that icon then you would find it too would end up on the chopping block.

  • Why not display an information-bearing icon? It's as if Google knows nothing about the internet. A poop emoji for untrustworthy sites would inform the unwashed masses that maybe this isn't the site that they think it is.
    • Because that's exactly the kind of misconception they are trying to avoid as they have no way of knowing which site you intended to be on versus which site you actually navigated to. You can have a secure connection with someone untrustworthy. Establishing trustworthiness is another matter entirely and the lock icon has never meant that you could trust a site, just the connection. They do try do do some warnings through the safe browsing checks that block malware sites (among others) but there's no way they

      • When I say "Untrustworthy" I mean sites like fake banking sites, not a replacement for the non-informative and apparently misleading "Lock" icon.
        • They do more than just a poop emoji for those, they turn the whole thing red with a warning about deceptive sites:
          https://safebrowsing.google.co... [google.com]

          The main problem is it's a constant whac-a-mole game of new bad sites popping up, so it probably doesn't get seen as often as it should if they were perfect at it.

    • Or get users to rank the site, poop status or gold. This link was less than useful. I guess Ads would get downgraded and that would hurt the bottom line. Never mind, the problems unsolvable. There's no solution here.
  • to substitute the lock icon, but I am not 100% sure. Anyone knows for sure?

  • Especially considering that that is where a tremendous amount phishing is instigated. We have the tools to do it with DKIM, SPF and DMARC yet MUA vendors have been pathetically behind the times with some like Thunderbird doing nothing at all, and they are all pretty inconsistent with one another. For alerting, email is a different creature than web stuff since it is usually the initial vector to an attack and often arrives unsolicited unlike the web. We all know that the lock icon is not a panacea, but that

  • The real problem is not a lock icon, it is CloudFlare.

    Cloudflare and website operators have conspired to subvert the integrity of TLS connections and make the lock icon meaningless -- to the point that the connection may not even be encrypted and the user has no way of knowing. Cloudflare with its thousands of employees is the largest gang of men-in-the-middle in history.

    When a website conspires with cloudflare the website changes its DNS to point to cloudflare servers rather than its own. So the user's

    • by danda ( 11343 )

      Fixing formatting to make my point clearer. Sometimes I forget slashdot code is stuck in the 90s.

      ------------

      The real problem is not a lock icon, it is CloudFlare.

      Cloudflare and website operators have conspired to subvert the integrity of TLS connections and make the lock icon meaningless -- to the point that the connection may not even be encrypted and the user has no way of knowing. Cloudflare with its thousands of employees is the largest gang of men-in-the-middle in history.

      When a website conspires wit

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