Cat Recognition Algorithms? 430
skunkeh writes "So your cat keeps bringing dead (or half dead) animals in to your house. What do you do? Obviously, you set up a digital camera to monitor the cat door and lock her out if she has something in her mouth..."
This is quite spiffy. (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:This is quite spiffy. (Score:3, Interesting)
The whole point is to *not* let the cat in if the cat's brought home a little
Re:This is quite spiffy. (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:This is quite spiffy. (Score:5, Funny)
that is, if the terrorist has a rat in it's mouth.
Re:This is quite spiffy. (Score:4, Funny)
Airport Security: "Excuse me sir, can you step infront of this camera? Yes, thanks. Now, please hold this in your mouth...."
And you thought boarding a flight was a pain now!
Has anyone considered the rights of the cat! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This is quite spiffy. (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm not up to the idea of waking up at 4AM to let my cat out for 35 minuts before he decides it's too wet out and he want's back in. Better to let him implement his indoor/outdoor policy.
Re:This is quite spiffy. (Score:2)
Cool (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cool (Score:5, Funny)
CatDoor Version 2.0: Guillotine option.
wouldn't it be nice (Score:4, Funny)
NO!! Free Time is for lazy slackers like you (Score:2)
Now get to work you lazy bastard! I order you! What? Do you want me to tell your boss!
We finally catch up... (Score:4, Funny)
This may also train the cat to... (Score:5, Funny)
2. Trigger the door.
3. Pick up undesirable object and walk through door.
So don't count the cat out yet (when it has the unwanted object)!
:^)
Ryan Fenton
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:5, Funny)
1. Drop the undesirable object.
2. Trigger the door.
3. Pick up undesirable object and walk through door.
...at which point you can submit a subsequent story:
-- MarkusQRe:This may also train the cat to... (Score:2)
at which point you can submit a subsequent story:
Cat door causes cat mutation.
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:3, Interesting)
Moral of the story: Give a cat a challenge, and s/he'll regard it as a challenge to solve.
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:2)
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:4, Funny)
Now all we have to do is figure out catoneese.
I know what "Mow Meow" means.. "Feed me, you stupid human".
But meow meow meow, mow meow... i just dont understand. The inflection is a little different on the 2nd meow.
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:2)
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
The clerk says 'you can have another word - why not put "meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow".'
The cat says "well, then it wouldn't make sense".
CERT: Feline buffer overflow compromises doors (Score:5, Funny)
It is recommended that vulnerable sites requiring Automated Feline Access Protocol institute Feline Packet Monitoring by using a set of scales to calculate mass checksums of all incoming and outgoing feline packets and to deny all incoming feline packets not initiated from within the home and to feline packets exhibiting significant mass checksum variation indicating the presence of an embedded mouse object.
As an added precaution, site implementing the shag-pile transport layer may wish to flush buffers of all incoming feline packets in a controlled environment such as the bathtub.
Xix.
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:2)
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:4, Interesting)
:^)
Ryan Fenton
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:2)
Even then, this is assuming live/dead prey and other undesired objects would be warm enough to differentiate from the background - which may in turn train the cat to only bring sufficiently old dead things back to the house. That may not be the desired result.
:^)
Ryan Fenton
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:5, Funny)
From the "concerned-cat-dept":
"I mean, it's just such an invasion of privacy, scanning and probing me just so I can get in the house, which I have a God-given American right to do. Imagine, assuming all us felines are rodent and bird-murdering scum! And hey- even if I *did* happen to attack some small creature, wouldn't it be less cruel if we let it die inside in the warmth instead of out in the cold? Anyways, what next- ID cards?!?!?!?!?"
graspee
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:2)
Unlike the cat, random items would likely not be as simple to recognize. Because the door is outside, it is subject to unexpected change. For instance, if some landscaping blew over in front of the door, it might not be distinct enough to differentiate from prey that the can might bring in.
Perhaps then a solution might be so create an intermediate step - a small "kitty airlock" where the cat must enter first, which is kept clean, and only if it appears to be just the cat will the cat be allowed in.
:^)
Ryan Fenton
Actually, it could be a little better/simpler... (Score:2)
Really, the best way to tell if it's the cat alone may be the same way that most animals do. By smell.
Of course, this guy would have to be studying a different part of the field - but if he could identify the cat's smell, and perhaps some example smells of prey he doesn't want in, he could set up a sensor to detect when the cat is next to the door by it's scent. If it had recently killed something nasty, the smell would be sufficiently different, and the cat would have to leave, clean up a bit, then come back to get in.
Of course, this method wouldn't work with humans, because we couldn't be expected to maintain a smell in the same way a cat would take great care to. But in this case, it might be a somewhat elegant solution.
:^)
Ryan Fenton
Obligatory 2001 tie-in (Score:5, Funny)
Flo: Hello, HAL; do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Flo, I read you.
Flo: Open the kitty airlock doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Flo, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Flo: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Flo: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This house is too clean for me to allow you to bring a dead animal into it.
Flo: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know you and Squirrel were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Flo, although you took thorough precautions in the kitchen against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Flo: Alright, HAL...I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without opposable thumbs, Flo, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Re:This may also train the cat to... (Score:5, Funny)
If the cat's arse resembles its face well enough to trigger the door then it needs to be inside so the other cats don't laugh at it...
graspee
Kitty Kat... (Score:2, Funny)
Sorry Cats are too intelligent (Score:5, Funny)
A lady friend of mine had a cat who would get lonely when she went out to work. She would return to find the cat there with half a dozen of her mates lounging around and scoffing at the cat food.
She tried the magnetic collar. No good. It appears that the cat would prevent the door from closing until her friends were there. This was seen.
You could imagine in this particular situation. Drop mouse on floor, smile for camera, door unlocks and then pick up mouse and enter. I don't think this would work too well. The moggy is too likely to work it out.
Note the presentation of kills to a cats master or mistress is a sign of fealty. They are acknowledging your authority with the gift. If you don't greatfully accept the mouse/bird whatever, the cat will be bewildered!!!!!
Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent (Score:3, Interesting)
My cat used to do the same thing, to get outside, only stitting on the large deep freeze next to the back door. It would sit on the deepfreeze with it's paw on the knob, and pat at it when someone would walk by.
The good part was getting back in. It used to sit on the wood pile next to the steps at the back. Naturally, sitting there it would see friends come over and ring the door bell, and we would let them in. It didn't take very long before it learned to ring the door bell to get into the house too!
Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent (Score:2)
Start locking doors. Buy a gun. Don't let your cat know you're planning anything. And then when the time is right... make your move.
Seriously, I love cats (my own cat is watching me type this, and hopefully he won't be mad at me for this) but if your cat is being that destructive, something is wrong. The worst thing my cat has ever done is piss all over my clothes.
Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent (Score:2)
Um, I'd say pissing all over your clothes is more destructive than bringing friends over for a meal.
Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent (Score:3, Interesting)
She has since learned to wedge a diningroom chair so as to keep the door from being opened. She still has to do this, many years after Sluggo passed on, because he taught the other cats how.
Cats are much smarter than people think. Sluggo would have laughed at this feeble attempt to constrain him
Too bad you arent (Score:2)
You actually believe cats have friends? Have you ever watched lion eat its cubs? Yes they brutally kill and eat their own, I wouldnt consider that friendship.
Thats like saying we are friends with the taliban, yeah because we let the Taliban in our country, yes they are our friends!!! Hooray!
Re:Too bad you arent (Score:2)
No they do not, what you may have witnesses is a male lion killing the cubs fathered by another lion, in order to better thier own chances of
having cubs that can survive to adulthood.
Its a brutal and alien (to us) way to live, but
that does not mean that groups of lion cannot form
bonds between
Unfortunately that is not much different that
the actions of some human parents thru history
in response to the option of raising someone elses
child. You seem to be underestimating both cats and humans.
Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent (Score:2)
Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent (Score:5, Funny)
Frustration leads to extension of claws
extension of claws leads to the dark side
consume you it will
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Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent (Score:2)
The real question is. (Score:3, Funny)
Read our Oscar Predictions [lostbrain.com]
tcd004
Idea for a Dog Door (Score:5, Funny)
rolling around in a dead animal carcass
eating the trash
sprayed by a skunk
decided to swim in the neighborhood swamp
If any of these 4 conditions apply, apply auto-hose and shampoo... (mini dog-wash)
I'd make millions, really
The mark 2 (Score:4, Funny)
What about other cats? (Score:5, Insightful)
If possible, they should combine the image recognition with the magnetic collar. This would allow the door to open *only* for a rodent-less Flo and not just any ol' rodent-less cat.
Re:What about other cats? (Score:4, Informative)
Re:What about other cats? (Score:2)
When they get to that stage, I'm sure these things would sell like hot cakes. Just "initialize" the "Flo-Control Cat Door" with pictures of your cats and you're done.
Re:What about other cats? (Score:5, Funny)
Other cats will turn the knob and open the door (Score:2)
Check out the log for dates:03/12/2002 (Score:2)
- Unknown visitor checks out the place.
- Squirrel goes back outside.
While the web page talks about two different cats, I'm sure that the software can't detect a difference between them. Just look at the log - only Squirrel is _ever_ detected. If you look at 03/12/2002, be sure to also look at the next few days. You will then see where the algorithm screws up. But one still has to give this guy credit, it's a very cool idea and well implemented. Just don't try to sell it - it's not there yet.
Willy
will this work on my mother? (Score:2, Interesting)
i thought.. (Score:5, Funny)
i love it though, now if i only had the money for a digital camera...
I wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
He knows more about technology than cats. (Score:5, Interesting)
Mother cats teach their young to hunt, first by bringing dead animals to the nest, then not-quite-dead animals, and finally injured but fairly lively prey. When the youngters can dispatch a wiggling dinner, they are ready to go on a hunt. What cats are doing when they bring dead or nearly-dead animals to the house is they are trying to teach the slow-witted and lazy humans that they live with to hunt!! We just don't get it.
Never has a cat had a student more resistant to instruction.
Re:He knows more about technology than cats. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:He knows more about technology than cats. (Score:4, Funny)
You should see our cats with a mouse -- the mouse typically runs into the nearest corner and then our cats just stare at it. Occasionally one will go up and tap it. Once it obviously grabbed hold of a paw because there was a sudden flicking of said paw as if to say "Eww, get if off!", mouse lobs off into distance then runs straight back to the same corner. It was pathetic.
Now, if they'd just stop bring geckos into the house...
Re:He knows more about technology than cats. (Score:2)
Got to (Score:3, Funny)
"All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car, a cat, no maybe a dog. Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog. Definitely a dog. "
Cats and Birdkill (Score:2, Offtopic)
"Despite the difficulties in showing the effect most predators have on their prey, cats are known to have serious impacts on small mammals and birds. Worldwide, cats may have been involved in the extinction of more bird species than any other cause, except habitat destruction."
"Most domesticated cats gobble endless bags of cat chow. But they also like dining outdoors where their meals comprise 70 percent small mammals, 20 percent birds, and 10 percent assorted live bait. "
"Cats cause the deaths of more songbirds than any other animal.
" The combined total of pets and free-ranging cats in the U.S. is probably more than 100 million."
"...rural free-ranging domestic cats in Wisconsin may be killing between 8 and 217 million birds each year. The most reasonable estimates indicate that 39 million birds are killed in the state each year. Nationwide, rural cats probably kill over a billion small mammals and hundreds of millions of birds each year. Urban and suburban cats add to this toll."
It may be argued that responsible cat owners not only neuter their cats, but also keep them strictly indoors or on a leash.
Re:Cats and Birdkill (Score:2)
In more news, it's estimated that birds cause the death of more worms than any other animal. So cats are eating birds. They're probably replacing the other small mammals that no longer live near human populated areas.
Re:Cats and Birdkill (Score:2)
Re:Cats and Birdkill (Score:2)
I wouldn't have modded this down... (Score:2)
I have a friend of mine that put a bird feeder in his hard. Well, it turned out to be a cat feeder. After it was up a couple of days, he noticed feathers and bird meat bits around the vicinity of the bird feeder. Part of the problem was that the cat was bringing his kills inside the house as a gift. This didn't settle too well with his 5 year old daughter.
I bet you anything my friend'd be willing to buy a productized version of this. Heck, he'd probably build one himself heh. He's a very smart guy.
I like the daily log of cat activity (Score:5, Informative)
But pretty neat. And the site has withstood Slashdot somehow - something that bigger sites fail on regularly.
Essence of Conditioning (Score:3, Interesting)
You are conditioning the cat to either (1) drop the dead animal if it wishes to come inside or (2) remain outdoors.
As a animal lover, it bothers me should this actually be put to use as a consistant system. Whether humans understand or not, animals are far more intelligent than we think. The behavior of animals is quite instinctual and what would be the circumstances if we were to change their modes of thinking. Would it be possible by to ascertain that one of the following things might happen from this experiment:
(1) Cat runs away as it instinctually cannot assert its confidence. Much comparison has been made between dogs and cats. Cats seem predestined to take a singluar, individualistic, confident role in the food chain compared to dogs that rely on a class of relationship or borg mentality. Well dogs aren't completely borg but they seek out affection more out of insecurity and reassurance than cats.
(2) cat becomes feral or wild due to lack of fealty and companionship toward owner.
Cats aren't complete loners, ya' know.
Just some thoughts to cast out for conversation.
Ciao!
Today's Events Page (Score:2)
image approach not novel! (Score:3, Interesting)
"We consider any image to be a collection of a finite number of discrete features. This is a novel approach to images - until now they were always thought of as continuous."
That's bullshit. Breaking down images into features is what nearly everybody in image analysis and recognition does. Look at the Matrox Genesis boards, current papers, books, and so on.
further on:
"If we can fully describe an image as a discrete collection of features, we can easily solve the image recognition problem"
Err, maybe their approach works under some conditions for one instance of image -analysis- (a different problem than recognition!). It looks like they can differentiate between two cats, so they have an approach for a relatively simple recognition problem too.
If they solved either "The Image Analysis Problem" or "The Image Recognition Problem" they'd be quickly famous and wealthy. These problems are notoriously difficult to solve even under extremely well controlled conditions. Their comments about image based content retrieval requiring so many operations is likewise untrue - making it ever more efficient and accurate is a popular research area.
Maybe I'm being anal, but I know enough about the subject to know what a load of hooey the "theory" page is.
-Kevin
Sign of Affection (Score:2)
This is a very dangerous precedent. . . (Score:5, Funny)
Am I paranoid to imagine that this technology may someday be used in airports to keep cats from boarding flights while carrying small animals? Then what about bus stations? Churches? Restaurants? Hotels? Doesn't this amount to an illegal search by feline authorities? Where is the army of angry geeks to protest this behavior? Ahh, too busy bitching about Morpheus. I see where your priorities lie. Our founding fathers must be turning over in their graves.
Don't forget, the first thing Hitler did when he rose to power was to demand that all cats register their kills with the government. Perhaps you think I'm being an alarmist, but Midnight and I are going to be stockpiling dead woodchucks in my basement.
Our cat trained US to watch the door. (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, kitty then wanted to eat said bat, something my parents were not fond of a couple of five year olds witnessing. So, my granddad dragged the cat away from the squealing bat, broke the bat's neck, and in the kitchen, gave the cat a nice, inch thick piece of ham steak as a reward. The bat's remains were disposed of via incinerator.
The next day, the cat appears on doorstep, yowling he wants in. We open the door, and the biggest fscking bat I have ever seen is dragged into the living room. Said bat is deposited at the foot of my granddad, while kitty trots off to the kitchen, and sits in front of the fridge door, waiting for ham steak.
So yeah, I won't be overly surprised if and when Flo figures out how to get things into the house and outwit the recognition center. Cats are tricky.
Re:Our cat trained US to watch the door. (Score:2)
If I was petting Cricket, and Ruffles came into the room, Ruffles would usually glare at Cricket, and Cricket would leave, so Ruffles could have undivided affection.
One day, this kind of irked me, so when Ruffles came into the room, I put my hand firmly on Cricket to prevent her from leaving, and shooed Ruffles away.
I kid you not, Ruffles looked at me with an expression of hurt betrayal, and then hissed at Cricket, and stalked out. *I* was the one shooing her away, but Ruffles was able to reason that Cricket was the indirect cause of this. Yowza!
My friend invented a cat pee detection algorithm.. (Score:4, Interesting)
He noticed a difference within a day, but it took about 2 weeks for the message to get across.
The fence charger is gone now, but his door is bone dry heh. (Well not really, he's in Portland, rains alot here...)
I have a feeling that if cats couldn't get through the door carrying rodents, they'd learn they can't go inside with them. I've personally witnessed cat behaviour modification hehe. My stepmom had a cat that wasn't allowed in the bedroom. So the cat wouldn't go in the bedroom, she'd avoid it. We're pretty sure, though, that she only followed that rule when everybody was home, though heh.
great use! (Score:2)
(this is what happens when you buy all the Flying Circus eps on DVD....)
This *really* needs to be turned into a product. (Score:3, Interesting)
Cisco is already has an operating system. (Score:2)
Wouldn't work for dogs... (Score:2)
I've known a couple of Catahoulas that were doggy masters of technology. One was a self-appointed protector of people and nothing would stand in his way observing us.
This camera system would confuse him for about 15 minutes. He'd quickly learn to associate the "click" with success. They he'd be standing in the camera turning his head, dropping stuff, you name it, until he heard the click. And then he'll be right back to doing what he wants to do. Of course if that didn't work, eating the door would be an option.
Radical idea: (Score:3, Insightful)
a cat story (Score:3, Insightful)
This brings up an interesting point about cats. They have a devastating effect on indigenous wildlife. Lots of rare birds and small animals are killed by cats that are given the opportunity to go outside. This shows a tremendous amount of ignorance on the part of pet owners.
It is also dangerous for cats to roam. They are very territorial, and will fight with most other cats in the area. I had a cat once that became infected with FIV (the feline equivalent of HIV) through fighting with other neighborhood cats.
The cat recognition is a cool hack, but keeping the cats indoor would be safer and more ethical.
Re:a cat story (Score:3, Funny)
Windows (Score:2)
Whether locking the cat outside for a week, or stranding the biggest and best ships of the United States Navy in the middle of the ocean, Microsoft Windows is the choice of operating systems for all manner of controls and image recognition systems. With builtin real time capabilities and fail-safe mechanisms, I don't know where I'd be without it.
Parents need the same thing for their daughters! (Score:3, Funny)
What parents really needs is a similar device that would work on their teenage daughters. That eeringly intelligent door-monitoring computer would work like this:
"Let's see, she's at the door, and she's holding something in her mouth. It looks like the zit-covered face of some boy who, frankly, looks and smells like he is half-dead. Access denied."
At this point, a good recognition algorithm would (a) lock the door, (b) drop four-pointed spikes on the sofa in case they break a window, (c) page dad, and (d) preload the shotgun.
Smart bloody cats (Score:4, Funny)
feature recognition and images (Score:3, Informative)
Re:The words (Score:3, Insightful)
This isn't just some cobbled hack. This is really solid use of image recognition in daily life.
Re:The words (Score:2)
You're right, they don't need a big, honkin' general purpose PC, digital camera, and other stuff. Such a thing could be built with hardware specifically built for the purpose of simple digital image recognition, pet-door locking mechanism interface, etc, etc. They should have just gone down to Radio Shack and asked for a $19.99 Cat-Victim-Image-Capture/Recognition-Pet-Door-Inte rfacer-Detect-O-Matic and been done with it.
What? Such a device doesn't exist?
Damn, guess they'll have to make do with a PC, digital camera, and image processing software, then.
Re:Cats are monsters (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Cats are monsters (Score:5, Funny)
Then one day, when I was sick, I got up to go to the bathroom and found that they'd left me a bird. I was touched by the gesture... I thanked them heartfully -- and burried the bird.
_____
Then, of course, there was the day that my larger cat brought in a seagull... completely freaked my roommate out.
Or when their mother (they were born to the cat of an earlier incarnation of roommate) brought in a whole pot roast for her kittens (with the string still on). I have no idea where she got a pot roast from, but I'm sure that somebody's barbecue was inexplicably short that day.
They were eating peices off of that pot roast for the better part of a week.
Re:Cats are monsters - Bird Book. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure with a digital camera and a good ratter, you could go quite far....
Someone could create a web site where you can submit photos of your own moggies trophies, and assist other proud owners in their identification and interpretation of entrails.
I remember walking, zombie-like at 2am to the bathroom and been struck by the question. "Why is there a large Rat, buried up to the neck in the concrete floor?"
Then my cat came up proudly going WowWowWowrrrr!
Closer inspection reveal that the rat wasn't buried, it was just that the rest of it was missing, presumably regurgitated under my bed.
Re:isnt that against nature? (Score:3)
This device doesn't really punish the cat. It just keeps the less desirable animals out of the house.
Re:isnt that against nature? (Score:3, Troll)
see thats why i dont believe in having house pets
having pets are fine when you are ina cabin in the woods, but when you torture a cat or dog keeping it locked up in a house, and over feed it, then modify its behavior with gadgets like this, i just feel its wrong.
Let the cat be a cat
Re:isnt that against nature? (Score:5, Funny)
In the house all the time ?
Over-feeding ?
Change its life with gadgets ?
If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for the cats...
graspee
Re:isnt that against nature? (Score:2)
When you have a child, you should not train it to talk, eat with utensils, etc. It is perverting it's nature.
Saying that it is wrong to train a creature to respond to stimulus in a manner thatyou prefer is asinine.
Moreover; If the perogative of living creatures is to seek pleasure, and it brings humans pleasure to train other creatures to perform certain tasks, than it is our perogative to do that, otherwise we are perverting our own natures. And that is wrong.
Re:isnt that against nature? (Score:4, Funny)
So you're actually assisting in the battle against evil when you deal harshly with cats.
FWIW, my sister's cat has almost convinced me that Ashcroft is right.
Didn't read the webpage, eh? (Score:2)
Geez....
Re:weight (Score:2)
Re:Cat's aren't that smart.. neither are we (Score:2)
Re:Cat's aren't that smart.. neither are we (Score:3, Insightful)
Obviously, you've never lived with a cat...
Re:A more sophisticated approach... (Score:2)