
Wireless Network or Weird Al? 234
coronaride writes "This article over on Wired discusses the current topic of the FCC's regulation of UHF's (ultra-high frequencies). Apparently, UHF channels 52 through 69 are in danger of being taken over by wireless networking!" Insert your Conan the Librarian or Wheel of Fish
joke here.
but... (Score:1)
Re:but... (Score:1)
Wireless or... (Score:1)
His Pentium song rules.
what the? (Score:1)
Weird Al? I must be reading that wrong. Weird AI? That's sounds more likely. Okay...read the blurb...Conan the librarian joke? Hey wait, it was Weird AL! Dang it...
Re:what the? (Score:1)
Mrs. Weaver and the Wheel of Fish (Score:4, Interesting)
PS: I think it was appropriate that the film was shot in Tulsa.
Goodbye UPN... (Score:2, Funny)
But at least I'll still have Buffy.
Re:Goodbye UPN... (Score:2)
Oh sure (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Oh sure (Score:1)
Let me know when it happens.
Re:Oh sure (Score:2, Funny)
Do the math (Score:2)
Re:Oh sure (Score:2)
Re:Oh sure (Score:2)
it should have read:
It's probably because there are a couple of hundred radio astronomers as opposed to a couple of hundred million television viewers...
But who am I to explain this to a brilliant AC like you?
Multiplexing? (Score:1)
If you insist (Score:5, Funny)
Woman: "I'll take...uh...um..."
[everybody shouting different answers at her]
Woman: "I'll take...broadcast TV!!"
Karate Master: "And now we see...what's on...broadcast TV! What's good that's on...broadcast TV?!"
[hushed pause; they turn on a TV, "Friends" is on]
Karate Master: "NOTHING!! THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ON BROADCAST TV!! STUPID! YOU'RE SO STOOPID!!!"
Comply with the law or else (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:Comply with the law or else (Score:2)
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Re:Comply with the law or else (Score:3, Interesting)
Wes, from Lewisville TX.
Re:Comply with the law or else (Score:2)
You sure you didn't just make this all up, just to scratch some sort of itch you got due to reading too much kuro5hin.org and salon.com?
furry at missalocation (Score:2)
The delay is a good thing. Instead of autioning off the airwaves to a bunch of cell phone pigs, it would be better to work out a scheme where this spectrum could be usef for free wireless networks. The techonlogy is here. All that needs to be done is for the FCC to agree on a set of decent standards (IEEE, WWWC what not) and enforce decent behavior on it (oh my God a new mandate for the FCC, anti-spam enforcer!) This way any houshold could become a broadcaster and have an infinite range.
Erris sees what good can be done by people who don't give in to the urge to make a quick buck like Billy C did with those stupid acutions. He is obviously deluded and insane. Insanity is statistical.
It's not a shutdown, it's an upgrade (Score:2)
And what exactly prevents them from presenting that content over a wireless net, especially a wireless local net?
Re: (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Comply with the law or else (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Comply with the law or else (Score:2)
You're overlooking one thing - it's in the best interests of the businesses selling the digital broadcasting equipment to keep the prices high, regardless of drops in the cost of manufacture, until *after* the mandated changeover.
Why? So they can bilk as much money out of the *rich* stations as possible. Why bother selling $5000 of equipment to each of four stations, when you could sell $25,000 of equipment to each of two bigger ones? The companies selling the equipment have a vested interest in keeping the prices high until the changeover is "complete" -- then they *might* drop prices, at which point it could become possible for smaller stations to afford the equipment - but I wouldn't hold my breath.
Were I a conspiracy theorist, I *might* surmise that the broadcasting industry giants might be "silently" endorsing the higher prices as a way to force their competition out of the market...but I'm not, so I won't
Correction.. (Score:2)
They will ALWAYS be a limited resource.
The only thing changing is that we can make more efficient use of them, and have to take a fresh look at how we use them.
Re:Correction.. (Score:2)
as more and more bands are open to public use and better use is made of them, there is EFFECTIVELY infinate amount of use for them. 3000 bands per human is more than enough. you do of course still need the FCC to say who can broadcase 'friends' on channel 4.
That's ok (Score:3, Funny)
Weird AI (Score:1, Offtopic)
But I don't understand... (Score:2, Interesting)
So, we have telecommunications companies crying because the spectrum isn't being auctioned off to them. If I remember correctly, this is the same telecommunications industry that is declaring bankrupcy, asking for loans, not implementing new types/expansions of broadband, etc. Exactly why do they need it and where will they get the money to pay for it? Something doesn't smell right.
UHF (Score:2, Insightful)
IMO, though, the FCC shouldn't be requiring that the current spectrum holders go digital. They should change their licenses to empty channels below 52 at no cost, but make the switch manditory. It's malarky like this that makes the FCC a pox on the States.
Re:UHF (Score:2)
In metro LA there's: 13, 17, 18, 22, 24, 28, 30, 34, 38, 40, 50, 52, 56, 57, 58, and 62. And yes, I can pick up all of them. (Most of them aren't in English though).
So I guess 56, 57, 58, and 62 could find open slots between 13 and 52, but then there might be a conflict with some UHF stations in San Diego, San Bernadino, Orange County, Ventura, Lancaster, Santa Barbara, or Bakersfield where reception areas overlap on the edge of the city, or when weird weather makes a station broadcast further than normal. Plus, when stations are close together on the dial they can interfere (as I've noticed with 17 and 18).
Re:UHF (Score:2)
Re:UHF (Score:2, Informative)
-Each television channel currently gets 6Mhz of bandwidth
-The UHF band (Channels 14-69) approximately covers the range 300Mhz to 3000Mhz
-TV stations on adjacent channels need to be at least 75 miles apart to avoid interference with each other
-Stations on the same frequency channel need to be at least 150 miles apart to avoid interference with each other
In a large state with low population centers, there is maybe a group of tv stations in the big city that uses UHF translators all over the state to rebroadcast the transmissions.
But a place like LA not only has tons of stations, but they are close enough to other large cities like San Diego, that have their own stations, and could interfere if the same frequencies were used.
Re:UHF n tall buildings (Score:2)
He has a good point about UHF being more useful in cities that are built wide instead of tall.
Supplies! (Score:1)
Viva la Cable monopolies!
oh, that's ok then (Score:5, Funny)
Partial screwing is fine.
Re:oh, that's ok then (Score:1)
Re:oh, that's ok then (Score:2)
Is Broadcast TV Outdated? (Score:5, Interesting)
Why can't we create a technology that uses the UHF bands without television interference? History has shown that modifying technology to accommodate backwards compatibility gives way to a successful alternative to both sides. DSL still lets you talk on the phone while you surf, CD's still work in DVD players, and people with black and white tv's can watch a color broadcast (in B&W mind you) without modifying their sets.
All or nothing technologies have prevailed before, but in some regards, it's a lot easier on the consumer if accommodations to current technologies are made.
-Mr. Fusion
Re:Is Broadcast TV Outdated? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Is Broadcast TV Outdated? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Is Broadcast TV Outdated? (Score:3, Funny)
Had I have done so, I would have thought that someone's phone was being tapped or something, called a few numbers that I heard spoken, and generally panicked a few people. Especially ones who call 'the other woman' and express their love over the open airwaves.
Re:Is Broadcast TV Outdated? (Score:2)
History has shown that modifying technology to accommodate backwards compatibility gives way to a successful alternative to both sides.
Hmm. Windows 95 + Dos 7.
I don't think so.
Re:Is Broadcast TV Outdated? (Score:2)
And NTSC and PAL are an evil ugly hack because of the backward compatibility. The signal has to be split up into intensity and colour information. B&W tv uses the intensity values, while a colour tv would use both.
If the engineers didn't have to worry about backward compatibility, we could allocate more bandwidth to represent more colours. And we wouldn't be stuck with crap ass effective resolution of 350x350.
Re:Is Broadcast TV Outdated? (Score:2)
Communication theory shows us that there are limits to what we can send in a given amount of bandwidth. If you want to send information in a different way, it is much less hassle allocate a discrete part of the original band for a different purpose. You are going to detract from the available bandwidth anyway, so why not segment the space to avoid the cost of making two systems work together?
Re:Is Broadcast TV Outdated? (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Insert UHF joke here. (Score:1)
-Runz
Consumers lose? No way! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Consumers lose? No way! (Score:2)
"You get to drink from...THE FIRE HOSE!" (Score:4, Funny)
Of course, all the real UHF fans make their jokes about "Spatula City" or the cut scene of "Oh Those Homos!".
If you haven't seen that last one, I suggest you rent/buy the DVD immediately! It's worth it just for Al's commentary alone!
The old televisions won't know the difference (Score:1)
Expect a sudden burst in popularity of those old grainy Zenith knob TVs we all have sitting in our attics.
UHF Channel 62... (Score:1)
Blade II, Spider Man, Episode II, Minority Report
BTW, is Al still around? What about his Polka-produicng father, Frankie?
If you mised this masterpiece the first time around, here's a review...
Review of UHF [ign.com]
Re:UHF Channel 62... (Score:2, Informative)
Sadly, Frankie Yankovic is no longer with us as he passed away not too long ago - but contrary to popular belief, he and Al are in no way related. The polka/accordion thing is a mix of coincidence and Al's parents belief that there should be another accordion-playing Yankovic in the world when they signed him up for accordion lessons when he was 6 years old.
Sen. Hollings you just won!! (Score:4, Funny)
Applause from audience...
Sen. Hollings gets to drink from the Firehose!!!
Insane cheering from audience...
Re:Sen. Hollings you just won!! (Score:2)
May I humbly suggest Sen. Hollings take the firehose from the other end?
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14-51? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:14-51? (Score:5, Funny)
Russian tv! (Score:2)
Re:14-51? (Score:2)
I've been watching the same show. I couldn't figure out what language it was. Thai you say? Cool!
I love learning the ways of foreign cultures. Did you know that in Thailand they like to eat their food live and drink Blood Wine? They also all have really bad haircuts.
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Re:14-51? (Score:2)
Anybody have more than four local UHF stations?
In many rural areas of the USA a lot of stations, even network affiliates, are UHF.
Re:14-51? (Score:2)
Re:14-51? (Score:2)
For years Austin's sole VHF station was Channel 7 KTBC, a CBS affiliate. Of course, everyone knows VHF beats UHF hands down in quality...that's why all of Houston's network affiliates are VHF, and the crappy stations (I'm sorry, but Fox and WB and other "networks" that broadcast a grand total of 2 hours of programming a day do NOT qualify) are UHF. KTBC was owned by the Johnson family for many years, and they used their leverage with the Feds to keep any and all competing stations off VHF. If you wanted to broadcast in LBJ's territory, you got shunted off to the UHF ghetto.
Re:14-51? (Score:2)
Actually, yes.
14 (Spanish), 20 (WB), 26 (Chinese/Japanese), 28 (Korean), 32 (?), 36 (Fox), 38 (QVC), 44 (UPN), 48 (Spanish), 54? (PBS), 58? (Christian), 60? (PAX) 64 (Spanish)
However, I do have to agree, they will fit within 14-51.
Re:14-51? (Score:2)
Re:14-51? (Score:2)
Last time I checked, Las Vegas had more than a dozen. Only three or four of them are carried by the local cable system; you get to break out the rabbit ears if you want to tune in the rest. (When UPN [upn.com] moved to a different station [ktudtv.com] a few years ago, Cox [lvcm.com] didn't bother carrying the new channel for a year or two after the move. If you wanted to watch Voyager [startrek.com], you had an antenna.)
Re:14-51? (Score:2)
Re:14-51? (Score:2)
(Think Roman numerals if you don't get it. Oh, and it's the WB station in the Boston area.)
Al? (Score:1)
Re:Al? (Score:2)
Al Franken is a big fat idiot. Weird Al Yankovic, OTOH, is a comedic genius. :-)
Stanley Spadowski [kramer] wouldn't take it (Score:2)
ah... who cares
They better get a lot of money (Score:2, Insightful)
That auction better give the government a whole lot of money (which they'll probably waste on crap like DMCA enforcement). These are my airwaves, and while I have access to television programming free of charge, I'm sure this high-speed wireless internet access isn't going to be free.
Let TV broardcasters pay for airwaves. (Score:2, Insightful)
Let Disney pay for ABC etc. They are so afraid of loosing out due to new technology but never seem to understand that they indeed has gotten something for free for many years. Seem silly to use airwaves for something that is inherent stationary.
Reference MIT's media lab Negroponte's law (1990 or so) states that everything that is now via fixed media need to be wireless and conversely.
I bet they do (Score:5, Insightful)
Sure, at only $20-$60/month, and without those pesky regulations that go along with broadcast TV.
UHF (Score:2, Funny)
I would never resort to such a blatant, cheap attempt at humor. Now if you'll excuse me I must go drink from the fire hose.
New digital format. (Score:3, Informative)
Thank the mess that is HDTV for this one. (Score:5, Insightful)
You see, the FCC under the Clinton administration (although, admittedly it sounds like a Republican plan, but yes, it was the Clinton administration) wanted to take all of the non-military band and sell it off to cell phone companies and the like to make money for the government. This new taking of outside bandwidth is just Plan B after the fact that the FCC is a bunch of morons and couldn't anticipate that the cell phone industry would find a good compression scheme for the next gen of phones in under six years.
"But I thought the whole RF spectrum was the property of the people?" Someone muses in the back.
"Not when there is someone getting paid," moaned all of the broadcast engineers that had to invest MILLIONS into a non-standard "standard" that has yet to be decided... and costs the end user way too much for the promise of better TV (but not really for most people, because HD signals are so big they have multipath reception problems. Meaning this: you might have a tough time getting a HD signal anyway, at the least it is much more difficult than getting a standard analog signal, and especially in a city).
By the way, some television stations have to broadcast right now in HDTV. Unfortunately, the FCC has yet to decide what the hell that standard should be in the USA. But then again, why should the FCC decide? They (the FCC) have been getting lobster dinners, hot lobbyists, and secret funds jerking around corporate Japan (because NONE of the HD patents are owned by US companies) for years being "indecisive" about the standard. Of course, all of this added expense and lack of vender competition has made all of the local television stations that are privately owned go "belly up." TV stations are FORCED TO PAY outrageous sums of money for an outside patented system that they are unsure whether even 1,000 people have bought in the entire area.
I know a lot about this, because I am one door down from a TV engineer at a broadcast station. As they tell me, it doesn't take long to follow the money to find out where this mess all got started from.
Re:Thank the mess that is HDTV for this one. (Score:2)
obConspiracyTheory: the US corporations are taking their time deciding on the standard in order to run out the time of the other countries' patents.
DTV, not HDTV (Score:2)
DTV = Digital TV
It seems that the broadcasters are much more interested in using the digital technology to transmits six channels in the same bandwidth formerly used for one than to transmit one high definition channel.
Re:DTV, not HDTV (Score:2)
You're exactly right... if the FCC actually lets them. That is one of the big problems we are dealing with... are they really going to decide what to do with all of this or are they using it as a crutch/money stall to let the cable/sattelite companies crush all of the local channels?
Probably the latter. They are all in bed with the cable systems, after all, they have no regulations, no requirement for the public good, and sll the money.
If the government came in and told you how to run your business like the FCC does, there would be class actions up the ying-yang. But unfortunately, these administration appointed noobs actually hold their own court with this too.
Re:Thank the mess that is HDTV for this one. (Score:2)
Yankovic's First Law of Robotics (Score:3, Funny)
Uninformed story, comments (Score:2)
The broader public interest issue was debated and buried and lost years ago, and the juggernaut of DTV has moved a few inches, not toppling the analog signals as were expected.
The UHF broadcasters, just like everyone else, have been assigned new DTV frequencies, but it's ridiculous to ask small broadcasters to foot the bill to turn over to DTV, especially with few views and little interest.
But it will happen. The former FCC head, Kennard, said he thought it was more like 2020 instead of 2007 when he spoke on the issue last year.
Wired wrong, channels will probably reshuffle (Score:2)
Today's stations above channel 51 are not necessarily going off the air. Almost every station has two channels now, one analog and one digital. If the analog channel is >51, the digital one probably isn't. The plan is to eventually shut down analog and move to all digital, all below channel 52. So most stations will just move.
Analog stations don't have to go dark until 85% of their market can receive digital, so the 2007 deadline is unlikely to be real. I suspect the 2010 deadline (to go all digital ANYWAY) will end up being postponed. TV stations have priority over wireless ops. The wireless licensees can buy off the TV stations, but most stations won't just shut down.
It is possible that the wireless (2-way; TV, after all, is wireless too) ops will pay for a station below 52 to shut down, in order to accommodate a move to their channel from someone now above 52, so that they can use the channel for wireless. Home Shopping channels and the like are candidates for such shutdown. The FCC however did not adopt a proposal to formalize this via an auction process, which had been proposed.
I Don't Care But My Mom Would (Score:2)
UHF is FINALLY on DVD! (Score:3, Informative)
"You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!"
Legal broadcast tv? (Score:3, Interesting)
YOU SO STUPID!!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:YOU SO STUPID!!!!! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:YOU SO STUPID!!!!! (Score:2)
Re:Joke (Score:1)
Re:Joke (Score:1)
CmdrTaco's jokes smell like a wheel of fish.
Re:Why an FCC? (Score:5, Insightful)
It would be rather complicated to manufacture TVs, radios, etc. if the RF bandwidth weren't standardized... 50 different tv tuners in one would be complicated today, and probably impractical around the time they added the UHF system...
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Benjamin Coates
Re:Why an FCC? (Score:2)
Nah, they just need 50 decss keys. p.Opps! you were not supposed to hear what the new HDTV plan is. Now I have to kill you.
Re:old TVs == packet sniffers? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Learn to speak ENGLISH! (Score:2, Insightful)
Why is it so different here. You move here, learn to SPEAK our language or MOVE BACK!
Easier said than done. Since it takes some time to learn a new language (especially one so ass-backward as English), keeping emergency broadcasts in an immigrant's native tongue makes sense. How would a foreigner know how to understand "massive volcanic eruption" if they hadn't got that far in their English book?
It's easy to say "learn the language or get out," but imagine yourself dropped into say, China, for the next five years. Or Germany. Or Nigeria. Wherever you land, it'll take time to learn the language.
Badgers? (Score:2)