Volvo's "Safety Car" Runs Windows 98 598
An anonymous submitter writes "MSNBC is carrying a report on Volvo's new "Safety Car." It sounds pretty cool, too, until you get to the part that mentions it runs Windows 98 as its operating system. Yikes! Be sure to reboot your car frequently to avoid crashes."
Please, please, please. (Score:4, Funny)
dys-
Re:Please, please, please. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Please, please, please. (Score:2)
ATTN SLASHBOTS! (Score:3, Insightful)
Just posting early to pre-empt the inevitable flood of said jokes...
Re:ATTN SLASHBOTS! (Score:3)
OK, then we'll write virus jokes, license jokes, security jokes, monopoly jokes, and of course this one has to be posted....
Is The Hood Welded Shut?
Destroy the car? (Score:2)
They would have preferred to use XP, but... (Score:2)
Behold, a joke in none of the above categories... and here comes another one!
Windows 98 in a high-speed vehicle (Score:2)
Re:Windows 98 in a high-speed vehicle (Score:3, Funny)
The boot* is the most appropriate place! (Score:2)
* Note to yanks: this is what the rest of the English-speaking world calls that bit under the lid on the back of a sedan where luggage goes (-: A `trunk' is the hose thingy dangling from the front of an elephant.
"BSOD jokes are not funny anymore" (Score:3, Funny)
Myself, I'll stop laughing when Microsoft stop making jokes. My favourite joke this year was the marketing hype around XP: Apparently it "makes your computer faster" when you "upgrade your hardware"! Wow! Gotta get me some of that.
Re:ATTN SLASHBOTS! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Actually my fscking Windows2000 had a kernel pa (Score:2, Informative)
Hang on shutdown? (Score:2, Funny)
Safety car... (Score:3, Funny)
Control? (Score:4, Funny)
Ingenious! (Score:5, Funny)
Gotta give some credit to those volvo engineers
Linux 2.4... (Score:5, Funny)
If they said it ran linux 2.4, I'd still refuse to get in until they told me which VM it used...
Favorite part (Score:2)
Unlikely (Score:5, Interesting)
I'd bet money that the journalist flubbed this one, or its some elaborate trolling with MSNBC realizing that a 'safe' car running Win98 would get an instant Slashdotting.
Re:Unlikely (Score:2)
Umm. . . WinCE? (Score:3, Insightful)
OTOH, since it's a concept car and meant for the market, they may have just kludged something together with commodity PC parts for one or more of those 5 computers on that car, and it may have just been easier to have it running Win98, since it is only a concept car, so they don't need to worry as much about using a
Re:Umm. . . WinCE? (Score:2)
even more unlikely... (Score:3, Interesting)
Maybe the gimmicky interface parts run windows CE (this volvo car isnt all that new, i remember reading about it a long time ago), but either way the crucial components would never be left to something that centralized.
Re:Unlikely (Score:2)
http://www.tek.com/Measurement/Products/catalog/t
It runs Windows 98! I evaluated it for purchase by the company I work for. It seemed to work well but we chose a Lecroy scope instead because in general I haven't been happy with support for any PC based control system. PC components seem to go into obsolescence far to quickly. O-Scopes should last many years and I am skeptical about getting parts for a PC-based scope at a time when it is 10 years old.
I didn't look into it, but they may be using some 3rd party software to replace the Window's kernal with a RTOS. I ran some control software that did this for WinNT 4.0. I think that it was called Intime.
This control software:
http://www.entivity.com/vlc.htm [entivity.com]
replaces the HAL of WinNT with a RTOS. You can crash NT and rip out the HD and the control software still runs, no HMI though. It had a crappy programming environment (flowcharting) but I was sort of impressed with its stability.
Windows98? Feh..Check out the iDrive System (Score:5, Interesting)
iDrive consists of a computer that controls 270 functions (including basic climate and stereo settings), a center-mounted LCD screen and a console-mounted rotary pushbutton knob that works as the system's "mouse." It's an amazingly powerful system that BMW sees taking over almost all vehicle functions. [bmw.com]
More info here. [edmunds.com]
Re:Windows98? Feh..Check out the iDrive System (Score:2)
Re:Windows98? Feh..Check out the iDrive System (Score:3, Informative)
But that's not to say that iDrive doesn't have potential--with a major redesign it does. However in the long run, until cars drive themselves, having so many features in so many menus (especially features that are either critical or often adjusted) will not work out very well.
Re:Windows98? Feh..Check out the iDrive System (Score:2, Interesting)
It's a while since iDrive was first demo'd, but reviews (at least here in Oz) were of the opinion that as cool as it seemed, it was very distracting. If you ask me its bad enough having to navigate people driving and talking on their mobie phones. Imagine if they are also surfing the internet looking for local maps!
I can imagine buying one of these (Score:4, Funny)
Shall I keep going? :-)
Grow up, kids. (Score:5, Informative)
Would this have even made it onto /. if the car didn't run Windows 98?? If you want to actually learn something then here [conceptlabvolvo.com] is the official Volvo site for the car and here [google.com] are a bunch of other references you can look at. None make mention of Windows 98.
Wouldn't be quite so funny if it was a kit car that comes in 5,000 pieces that runs linux, now would it? :P
Re:Grow up, kids. (Score:2)
Wouldn't be quite so funny if it was a kit car that comes in 5,000 pieces that runs linux, now would it? :P
Although you are joking, I probably would buy one. I'd love a new project and a linux-car would be great for the sheer geek factor. I could get a stupid vanity plate and have it key'd everywhere I go. Woopee!
Re:Grow up, kids. (Score:2)
Re:Grow up, kids. (Score:2)
More importantly, would this have even made it onto MSNBC if the car didn't run on Windows? But seriously, thanks for the links -- a little more detailed info on the car is appreciated.
Re:Grow up, kids. (Score:2)
It was funny in the first glance, then fear overcomes me: all the buses here use Volvo engines. Our life is depending on the engineers who have technical merits of running a life-depending system on...Windows 98?
I didn't say it'd be better off running Linux, but running a system which its maker planned to abandon is a bit out of hand.
Re:Grow up, kids. (Score:2)
Not so funny, but it would make it onto slashdot in a heartbeat.
Re:Grow up, kids. (Score:2)
There are a bunch of stale old jokes about how unreliable a car running Windows anything would be, so yes it's funny as hell to see old jokes turn into an actual product. If it'll make you feel better, an equal time joke. They tried a Linux car but changing the sparkplugs created dependancy problems that forced you upgrade to a new Fuel Injection system. (rimshot)
The funniest part of the whole thing however isn't the predictable jokes, it's the predictable behaviour of the Microsofties who whine about the jokes about their favorite OS instead of bitching to MS about not fixing the problems that led to the jokes.
It IS very safe... (Score:3, Funny)
When you hop in, does the car say "Where do you want to go today?"
Done already with Linux (Score:2)
That would suck (Score:3, Funny)
Volvos are the most dangerous cars on the road... (Score:2)
Not to those inside it, but to those outside. The morons who buy Volvoes buy it for the "safety" that's a trade-mark of the car, so they drive like assholes, thinking that if they're in accidents, they'll be okay.
Perhaps if seats belts were outlawed (for the driver), you'd see people driving carefully, because in case of accident, they'd know they'd get turned into marmalade.
Re:Volvos are the most dangerous cars on the road. (Score:2)
Most of the Volvos I've seen are driving smoothly in traffic. They're usually soccer moms in V, 7, and 9 series wagons and sedans.
Of course, I concede you could have been driving behind me....I can milk my 740 wagon for all it's worth. But that's not because I feel safe and secure in a Volvo so that I can run people over. That's because I'm an aggressive driver who happens to like Volvos.
Then again, some people don't appreciate fine cars...I like my Volvo because I can get a little performance out of it, it is rock solid, and if there happens to be a problem, I do have a nice safety net. If I was into more performance, I'd be eyeing a BMW.....
Re:Volvos are the most dangerous cars on the road. (Score:2)
(Of course, anyone with a cell phone is a greater threat than even the clueless SUV-driving soccer mom.)
Safety Car Causes 11 Car Pile-up After Bluescreen (Score:2)
In all seriousness though, as the promotion of WIndows for Embedded Devices continues, these sorts of safety issues will need to be evaluated vary carefully. The software industry - the only industry in which selling defective products has almost no consequences - will have to take greater responsibility for bugs and instabilities in their products. As the stakes go up to the point where their products are directly responsible for human lives, a new approach to security and reliability will be needed. Among other things, Microsoft will need to alter it's position oposing full disclosure of security vulterabilities.
Cars running Windows are one thing but regardless of what steps are taken, it'll be many years before I'll be comfortable being attached to a heart bypass machine running MS Windows for Embedded Devices.
--CTH
YES. safest car! (Score:2)
Seriously though, this article [canadiandriver.com] suggests a fair number of manufacturers including BMW use Microsoft based systems in their cars. It's Windows.CE.
MSNBC blew it: CE, not 98 (Score:5, Informative)
Re:MSNBC blew it: CE, not 98 (Score:2)
And if this is the case, it answers most of the questions as to why they chose a Windows product. The automotive version of Windows CE has a realtime kernel -- an absolute must for this kind of application.
Drove the test version... (Score:5, Interesting)
The theory was that they would use the data to predict when you were *about* to change lanes - and set off an alarm if there were a car in your way. I'd be interested to know if they actually succeeded in doing this.
This wasn't a fully automated process - there was a co-driver who you had to tell when you were going to change lanes, turn, etc., then he would punch the appropriate action into a laptop.
Then again, I got paid $20 for the hour or so it took, so I'm not complaining
Safe car runs Win98? Bwuhahahaha (Score:2)
Expect this car to be listed as the one that crashes the most. Some bug in the software will probably tell the user to turn left on red.
Upgrade? (Score:2)
What's a safe car without Safe Mode? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh yeah and since it's Volvo (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What's a safe car without Safe Mode? (Score:2)
wasn't very specific. (Score:2)
It may also be possible that he meant to say that only one of them uses Windows98, etc.
Looking at other reviews, I couldn't find any information regarding their computer systems.
win95 at work (Score:2)
zerg (Score:2)
clicka [codeproject.com]
Noooooo! (Score:2)
dashpc (Score:2)
It is about embedding a linux-powered PC inside a car. The project is improving everyday - if you're interested, please take a good look. Very interesting stuffs.
if people bought cars like computers... (Score:5, Funny)
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers - - but imagine if they did... HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!" HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?" CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?" HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine." CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?" HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!" HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?" CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know!?" HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?" CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?" HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you." CUSTOMER: "What!? I paid $12,000.00 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!" HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "Your cars suck!" HELPLINE: "What's wrong?" CUSTOMER: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!" HELPLINE: "What were you doing?" CUSTOMER: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't start!" HELPLINE: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?" CUSTOMER: "I want you to send me one of the latest versions that doesn't crash anymore!" HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks." HELPLINE: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "How do I work it?" HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?" CUSTOMER: "Do I know how to what?" HELPLINE: "Do you know how to DRIVE?" CUSTOMER: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"
GM helpline redux.... (Score:3, Funny)
Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
Customer: "I have a 1998 Camaro, and when I'm doing 60mph on the Garden State Parkway, shifting into 4th gear with the air conditioning on, my radio station mysteriously switches from my favorite radio station to that crappy country station. Is there a way I can solve this problem?"
Re:if people bought cars like computers... (Score:2)
This is a bunch of hyped balleyhoo. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:This is a bunch of hyped balleyhoo. (Score:2)
When I was in middle school, you called somebody 'homes!' or 'homie!' if you were insulting them. That's the image I get in my head when people make redundant jokes around BSOD's etc.
Why don't we all just make fun of Mac users? Both the Windows and Linux guys severly outnumber them! They could be modded into oblivion!
Regarding the actual point of the article ... (Score:2, Interesting)
I would like to challenge y'all step beyond the specific OS choice and consider the technological implications of this article. For example:
This points towards the impending implementation of ubiquitous computing that's been talked about for years. It seems that embedded computers have reached adequate power that we can start using similar platforms in them that we use in PC's/servers. That OQO [oqo.com] can deliver a PC that fits in a pocket gives a picture of how the size a gadget you can put computers in. This will explode the availablity of programming knowhow available to producers of all manner of gadgets. Your PC program and interface development C / VB/ Java / KDE etc skills for PC's and servers may soon be directly applicable to VCR's, refridgerators, traffic lights, and is already applicable to some mobile phones. There are a number of avenues to explore in this direction which would be more interesting then squabling over the platform choice for this vehicle.
It might not happen in this decade- but you are starting to see the change in the face of the computer. Already, I know hospitals where the complex tasks of registering patients and services rendered are accomplished by staff walking around with card scanners and portable computers. The office worker is leaving the office. Think about your JOBS and possibilities. There is enormous potential for innovation in applications here and interfaces here.
Sigh, I guess we should get back to the BSOD / M$ squabble.
It's just a prototype (Score:4, Insightful)
The trunk of the car is full of electronics, they said. I'm willing to bet it's not a bunch of specialized equipment that really takes up a lot of room. I bet it's an off-the-shelf Dell with their software compiled on it in debug mode.
If a car like this is actually produced, it certainly would not run Win98. Just as it was easiest to use Win98 for the prototype for some reason (they were familiar with it, their devs were already using that platform, they had a CD-key sitting around for it, whatever...), for a production model it would be easier and better to use software more appropriate for embedded systems work.
That's the deal -- the prototype isn't really an embedded system, because it's got a desktop PC in the trunk. They're worrying first about making it work, and after that they can start to care about elegance. The production model will be an embedded system, and they'll probably use XP embedded or whatever.
Let the jokes fly! (Score:5, Funny)
What if the car ran Linux?
- The version with the automatic transmission would have 4 drive gears that all work differently, that way you can pick one from an individual that you like.
- Instead of intuitive buttons on the steering column to turn on windshield wipers and so on, you have a patch board complete with a very nice array of differing lengths of cable.
- The driver of the car has to understand how the internal combustion engine works before he can go anywhere in it.
- More than one steering wheel can be added to the car, afterall it is a multi-user OS.
- The gas door would be located underneath the car so that gas doesn't have to go as far to reach the tank. A bottleneck is removed that way.
- The key to get into the door can only fit one right side up, afterall it is case sensitive.
- The 'ding ding' noise when you start the car without the seatbelt fastened won't go off because the sound drivers don't work.
- The car wouldn't come with headlights because only newbs need to be able to see where they're going.
There, that's much better than "ha ha snort snort, that means they'll have to restart the car every ten minutes."
*Hopes the mods have a sense of humor today.*
Re:Let the jokes fly! (Score:3, Funny)
* Going over 6k rev/min would kill the sound server and the horn would stop working
* The cars would come in kit-car form, each driver able to slot in their own personalised dashboard
* You would be able to use any type of fuel, emulation will get some kind of perormance out of it
* It has a standard looking speedo, but the font for the numbers looks awful
* Forget child locks, you are able to individually set the priviledges of each component for each user (eg useful for stopping passengers from changing the radio station)
Next?
Phillip.
It's not safe. (Score:3, Insightful)
A false sense of safety is counter to safety.
I wouldn't ride in this thing. I wouldn't even stand on the side of any road I knew it to be driving on.
--Blair
Not to be a drone but.... (Score:3, Insightful)
1. The code is the oldest, hence the most thoroughly checked / seen code on the market from MS. Undocumented bugs for 98 itself are likely few and far between by now. By choosing XP or 2k, you're asking, no, begging to run into a "damn, Nobody saw that coming" bug.
2. The biggest problem MS faces, security, is pretty much non existant for this implimentation. Who is going to hack a volvo? Not only from the sense of there being no means, motive, or opportunity, who the hell would want to 'hack' a volvo? how anti-l33t can you get?
3. Pre-existing support. Granted, a sizable portion of this car was done as a hack together job, there are more than a few components that are likely off the shelf product. Since the products re unusual or out of the way items, I doubt the companies providing them put much, if any, though into linux/bsd/mac support
4. It's a demo car. the idea is to show that the technology exists today. It's easier to make the comparison "it runs on the same operating system your home computer does" than it is to say "we wrote specialized drivers and compiled s specific kernal for a SuSE installation based around the 2.4 kernal. The first reponse makes joe carbuyer go "ooooh" the second makes him say "huh?"
I'm all for the bashing of microsoft at every given opportunity, but for once there's no point in reinventing the wheel when you can chisel down the octogon you've got lying around. Besides, a production run would DEFINATLY run an true embedded system.
Does it include Internet Explorer? (Score:3, Insightful)
If OS manufacturers made cars (Score:5, Funny)
Amiga: Cars that were years ahead of their time, and you don't see many on the road as the manufacturer has gone out of business and parts are hard to come by.
Apple OS X: Looks great, but You could only get accessories for it if they were made by Apple.
BSD: Their cars ran really well, but the only mechanic that knows how to work on them is 500 miles away.
IBM AS/400: Your couldn't buy a car but only lease one, it would come with your own mechanic, and would cost around a million per year.
IBM OS/2: You could buy one if you are lucky enough to find one, but It never went anywhere.
IRIX: Their cars would blow the doors off all the others, if you could ever find a gas station.
QNX: You couldn't buy a car, only find the demo car, and that just had a projection of scenery moving across the windshield.
RedHat Linux: You had a choice of sports car, station wagon, mini-van, or 18-wheel tractor trailer. You could design your own if you wish to, but most people gave up when it came to picking from the 2000 different accessories.
Sun Solaris: Their cars would have a least two engines, with up to 32 engines, and they would weigh 400 tons, but once they got moving, they were hard as hell to stop.
Last but not least: Microsoft: Just Where did You think You were going today?
Re:Oxymoron (Score:2)
Re:Oxymoron (Score:5, Funny)
Your "joke" was the first with a funny moderation on it that i saw. I would like to take the opportunity to address the rest of the slashbots and say "all the rest of the windows 98 BSOD jokes are going to suck".
They are not original, and they aren't funny anymore. You are flogging a dead horse. Slashbots are one trick ponies.
I'd like to see linux circa 1998 try and power a car.
Thank You
Re:Oxymoron (Score:2, Insightful)
What makes you think it would have been any less capable at it than Windows 98? Actually, I'm really surprised that they chose Win98. I would have expected a realtime-ready OS for a job like this. In fact, DOS would have probably been a better choice in this case than any of the Windows versions or normal Linux distributions.
Re:Oxymoron (Score:2)
From the level of knowledge this guy displays, I'd guess he probably figures that since KDE didn't exist back then*, then Linux wasn't good for anything but running web servers at the time.
(Realistically, of course, Linux circa 1998 would be just fine, though it might not scale well if one kernel had to control more than 2 CPUs
*Yes, I know that it actually did.
Re:Oxymoron (Score:2, Interesting)
Well in 1998 2.0 was the kernel of the day, and from memory 2.0 was faily stable. Also I seem to remember that some embeded stuff is based on this kernel, so this would make it quite capible for running a car.
I think this article is a little misleading. I don't think all the computer system in the car would be running windows 98, just what the user(driver?) can see. I think the real time stuff would be running a RTOS, like QNX.
Oh yeah OS'es don't power cars, petrol/desile/electrons do
Re:Linux in 1998 (Score:3, Troll)
And I've been pushing Linux ever since--in 1998 I'm sure that I had several boxes with uptimes (I know--who cares) over 200 days.
While linux was harder to install back then (no fancy wizards or GUI installers) it was still a fully functional and full featured O/S.
just my
Re: Oxymoron (Score:3, Informative)
> Your "joke" was the first with a funny moderation on it that i saw. I would like to take the opportunity to address the rest of the slashbots and say "all the rest of the windows 98 BSOD jokes are going to suck". ... I'd like to see linux circa 1998 try and power a car.
You probably wouldn't have too look too hard to find a Linux system that hasn't been down since 1998.
Re:Oxymoron (Score:2, Interesting)
It's 2002 and they've chosen win98 for their new model.
Linux's usability in 98 doesn't matter. It's more than capable of running a car today...
Re:Oxymoron (Score:2)
It's cooler to hate MS than it is to know what you're talking about. If the article was about the car running Linux and somebody cracked a joke like "I guess that means they won't make one that has an automatic transmission", you'd get modded down as 'troll' or 'flamebait'. Never mind that Windows users who have dabbled in Linux would find that funny as hell.
Re:Oxymoron (Score:2)
Re:Oxymoron (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Service Pack? (Score:5, Funny)
I can see it now:
"Take the number of vehicles in the field, (A), multiply it by the probable rate of failure, (B), then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, (C). A times B times C equals x. If X is less than the cost of bringing in real programmers to fix our code, we don't release a service pack."
Re:Service Pack? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Since When? (Score:2, Offtopic)
Re:I simply can't resist... it's too easy (Score:3, Interesting)
huh? (Score:2)
I apologize for my abysmal grammar. (Score:2)
Re:I simply can't resist... it's too easy (Score:2)
Re:I simply can't resist... it's too easy (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Simply FUD (Score:2, Informative)
The Linux kernel is GPL-ed, but it has an exception, which allows the creation, use and distribution of proprietary drivers. NVidia uses this to provide their closed-source Linux drivers. It is very likely that any changes automobile manufacturers need could be limitted to specific drivers for the kernel.
Can you hear me now?
Re:Well isn't this interesting (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Well isn't this interesting (Score:2)
Where Linux helps is in licensing, if a focus group (of potential buyers of that car) will accept a linux system (appearence and function) then the cost differential is it. $100, $50 or even $25 per CE license times a few million units (cars), suddenly a free OS may look a little better.
However, while the system is only going to be in high-end vehicles (where markup is high anyway) the cost difference isn't such an issue so the incentive to use a low-cost OS isn't as great. Once these system start to appear in lower-cost vehicles, more cost pressures appear.
Either way, it's hard to argue against a high-quality, free OS!
Re:how can anyone complain about this..... (Score:2)
Re:how can anyone complain about this..... (Score:4, Funny)
Ok, I made that up.
Re:Its a volvo... (Score:2)
PLEASE NOTE: This is a shameless plug.
Re:in other news... (Score:2)
Re:in other news... (Score:2)
I recall reading or hearing that either the S60 or the S80 was the last true Volvo and that everything else has a lot of design input and direction from Ford. Perhaps that's where the decision to use Windows 98 came from. (``Hey it's four years old! All of the bugs must be worked out by now, eh?'') Heck I barely trust Win98 to run the system (for now, needed to get into network at work) that's sitting on my desk. I can't even imagine trusting it in a mobile application unless it was some silly trip computer.
We have a 240 wagon that's still going strong. We're close to rolling over the odometer for the second time and I expect we'll see the third before we finally replace it. I'm doubting that too many of the newer Volvos will last as long. Still see a lot of 240s on the road, though.
speaking of patches... (Score:2)
It seems his buddy and his buddy's girlfriend were driving down the road. The buddy was drinking and driving, but this being the south, that sort of thing is common. In his mirror he sees blue lights flashing, so he hands his bottle to his girlfriend and says "peel off the label." She says "you can't fool a cop by just peeling the label off!" He replies "just peel it off."
So he pulls over. As the cop walks up his girlfriend gives him the label. The cop leans in and sniffs in the car, then says "are you drinking?" Slapping the label on his shoulder, he says "No, I'm on the patch."
Re:More bad 98 jokes: (Score:3, Funny)
"Clippy On Board"
"I break for solitare"
"Bob is my copilot"
"I don't break for Netscape"
(Fish sticker with four Windows color segments)