More on JSF Laser System 422
An anonymous reader writes "Seems Lockheed Martin has won a contract to equip future versions of the Joint Strike Fighter with a 100-kW laser. Housed in a dome within the aircraft, the laser's turret would emerge for firing [sound familiar?], and the laser itself is spec'ed to achieve airborne and ground kills at a distance of more than six miles. The problem? According to this Aviation Week article, Lockheed Martin has to figure out how to dissipate 900 kilowatts of heat. Maybe the Finnish airforce could value-add to the OEM model." We mentioned this earlier.
Popcorn anyone? (Score:3, Insightful)
sounds more like (Score:5, Interesting)
Thats a lot of heat! (Score:2)
I would bet that they could rig up some sort of Athelon style heat sink, the air flow over it at Mach 1 should be able to take care of the heat. That seems the be how much air flow is required in my Dual Athelon system here.
Re:Thats a lot of heat! (Score:5, Informative)
Very efficient for a laser. Most lasers get less than 1%.
Re:Thats a lot of heat! (Score:2)
It's more efficient than a the single-digit percentage efficiency of a standard incandescent light bulb.
Re:Thats a lot of heat! (Score:2)
Cheers
-b
Re:Thats a lot of heat! (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Thats a lot of heat! (Score:2)
Which suggests the obvious solution... (Score:3, Funny)
They need a case mod for the JSF. I suggest one of the water-cooled systems; a second non-laser-firing plane can fly alongside with the radiator. Only a few hundred meters of tubing for the water would be needed to connect the two.
Alternatively, mount a gigantic fishtank on top of the aircraft.
I don't remember any of the other weird case mods that have been posted here, for which I'm sure all of you are thankful. :-)
Not all THAT much heat. (Score:2)
900 Kw? That's only about 1200 horsepower.
I wonder if they could dump it into the engine intake air, for a boost? Or just wrap an extra turbopump around a radiator to get an extra couple hundred horses worth of thrust (and a free fan for the radiator) whenever the laser fires.
Re:Not all THAT much heat. (Score:3, Insightful)
Uplift saga (Score:2)
Re:Uplift saga (Score:2, Informative)
I know lasers are often used to lower the temperature of small numbers of atoms in order to observe quantum effects, among other things. This is not the same as dissiptating heat, mind you. Heat is a measure of radiation, whereas temperature is a measure of molecular motion. I would imagine that Brin got his vocabulary mixed up.
Re:Sundiver - using a laser to dissipate heat (Score:2)
Re:Uplift saga (Score:2)
Very Nice if it works (Score:2)
Re:Very Nice if it works (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Very Nice if it works (Score:2)
Oops, good point, been out of school too long, I'm used to hearing laser power in terms of Joules, which necessates the type of question I asked. Sorry, didn't engage brain fully.
Re:Very Nice if it works (Score:2)
Seriuosly, I'm wondering if the laser isn't affected by clouds and stuff, or it can track the target for a while, because I guess I'm not sure what effect this weapon is going to have. I could see it being bad for metal, like a tank, but what will it do to brick or concrete? What does it do when you shine it on someone? Really bad sunburn in like one second? Third degree burns after two?
Won't the beam be all un-collilmated and shit after passing through six miles of atmospheric effects, or is 100 kW so much that it laughs at minor perturbations?
At first I was kinda horrified by the prospect of airborne killer lasers, and well I guess I still am. But I'm afraid of a fully-loaded F-18 even without the lasers. Cluster bombs in particular are something I never want to have dropped anywhere near me. Unlike cluster bombs, when the laser turns off, it won't leave behind unexploded little bomblets for the kids to play with.
And I bet that huge killer lasers are a lot more environmentall friendly than the current nasty chemicals used in conventional weapons.
Unless they use freon for dissipating that extra 900 KW.
Re:Very Nice if it works (Score:5, Informative)
At 1/2 watt, it will blind you immediately if your eye passes in front of it.
At 3 watts, it will burn through a piece of paper.
At 6 watts, it's burning through my sleeve.
At 8 watts if I accidentally wave my hand through it, it will cause blisters to form several minutes later.
At 10 watts, our power meter starts smoking and our mirrors begin to get these ugly burn marks on them.
At 15 watts, it'll burn through an aluminum can.
This is for a continuous wave laser (one that doesn't pulse). Now you can imagine what 100,000 watts will do:). The question is, seeing as how this must be firing in pulses, what is the pulse length? Minutes? Seconds? Milliseconds?
I'm also curious what wavelength it is firing at. I didn't notice it in the article (but I definitely could have missed it). Anyway, I hope that helped answer your question. Maybe some other slashdotters out there have worked with more powerful lasers?
JoeRobe
Re:Very Nice if it works (Score:2)
Depends. Take all the energy dissipated by those hairdryers in, say, 1 second, cram it into a pulse lasting, oh, say, a microsecond, and you're dumping a lot of power. That sort of power will happily break things.
Or, to put it another way: 100 kilowatts, isn't that like 135 horsepower? How much damage can you do with 135 horsepower? Try driving a Ford Festiva into a bridge abutment at 70 miles per hour, and you'll find out.
Re:Very Nice if it works (Score:2)
Huge killer lasers that use a chemical reaction to pump the beam generate some horrifically nasty chemical byproducts. Take a COIL, a chemical oxygen-iodine laser. You don't want to breathe, ingest, or even look too hard at what's leftover when one of those fires.
Time to buy some really good sunglasses (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Time to buy some really good sunglasses (Score:2)
Hey, even better. Not only do you take the tank out, you blind the infantry that is near it!
Re:Time to buy some really good sunglasses (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Time to buy some really good sunglasses (Score:2)
So is torture, and of course, we haven't seen that in war since the Geneva convention.
Re:Time to buy some really good sunglasses (Score:2, Informative)
This link
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2002
actually discusses the weapon to be mounted on the f35.
The article also states 2015 as likely date for entry into service.
Re:Time to buy some really good sunglasses (Score:5, Funny)
I can see it now:
GI: Sarge! There's a dozen or more enemy troops on the other side of that ridge! I'm going to call for air support: They'll blind those bastards with a laser! We can go in and round 'em up.
Sarge: No can do, soldier. That's against the Geneva convention. You tell your flyboy buddy to drop a Daisy Cutter on those a-holes. I'm afraid the only humane way to handle this situation is to incinerate those poor bastards to a crispy crunch.
GI:Yes, Sir!
Re:Time to buy some really good sunglasses (Score:3, Funny)
SWEEET!
Re:Time to buy some really good sunglasses (Score:2)
How do these signs work anyway? I discovered this once when I was playing with a laser pointer and a stop sign in front of my house. It looked really bright from my perspective if I was the one aiming the pointer, but if someone else did it from another angle, it didn't look much different from shining it on a plain wall.
Re:Time to buy some really good sunglasses (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Time to buy some really good sunglasses (Score:2)
Re:Time to buy some really good sunglasses (Score:3, Funny)
Shh, don't burst his reality. He's probably also one of those people that want to outlaw weapons in war because they are too effective at killing people. Let him go about his dreams of Nerf warfare.
Dissipating the heat into the fuel... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Dissipating the heat into the fuel... (Score:2)
Re:Dissipating the heat into the fuel... (Score:2)
Umm. Isn't combat one of the very few places where you cannot predict the outcome of any engagement with any degree of reliability?
Re:Dissipating the heat into the fuel... (Score:2)
Great... visions of a trek flick... sorry captain, the plasma conduits are shot. We can't route anymore power to the weapon systems without loosing life support.
Better safe than a small crater that use to be a mecha with one too many heavy lasers.
Re:Dissipating the heat into the fuel... (Score:2)
Cheers
-b
Heat (Score:5, Funny)
They can use whatever heatsink comes out for those 4 Ghz Pentiums...
Re:Heat (Score:2)
Re:Heat (Score:2)
hmmm... another approach? (Score:2)
I'm sure they already investigated it, but I'd be looking to more applied material sciences to come up with a cooler-by-design laser, rather than cooler-by-dissipation. Less of a power drain that way too.
Re:hmmm... another approach? (Score:3, Interesting)
Not on the plane... (Score:4, Funny)
I didn't want it on the aircraft,
I wanted them mounted on the sharks!
All I want are sharks with freakin laser beams on their head!
--Dr. Evil.
Re:Not on the plane... (Score:2)
I wonder.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I wonder.... (Score:2)
Re:I wonder.... (Score:2)
Re:I wonder.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I wonder.... (Score:2, Funny)
Can somebody give me an idea... (Score:2)
Don't get me wrong, it sounds cool, but I've yet to hear of a vehicle mounted laser that could do much damage other than filling people's houses with popcorn.
Re:Can somebody give me an idea... (Score:3, Insightful)
A calorie is the amount of energy to raise 1 gram of water by 1 degree Celsius and there are 4.19 Joules in a calorie. Therefore, 100 kilowatts = 100 000 W = 100 000 J/s ~ 25 000 calories/s which means we could raise 25 kg of water by 1 degree in 1 second. Now this would have to depend on the surface area of the target - it could be 2.5 kilograms of water by 10 degrees in a second or
Re:Can somebody give me an idea... (Score:2)
Hahahahahaah! So let me get this straight, you're trying to insult me for asking a question? Heh. I take it you don't know the answer, then. Hahaha what a dork.
"I'm a ChickenHawk, and I only eat chickens!!" Hee hee that's what you sound like!
Not the first time fuel has been used to cool (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Not the first time fuel has been used to cool (Score:2)
Re:Not the first time fuel has been used to cool (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Not the first time fuel has been used to cool (Score:2)
I didn't realize, however, that it used fuel to cool the toasty bits. I'll read up on that. I'm on a team at school that is looking at using the J58 engine cores from the '71 as the first engine stage for an air-breathing SSTO vehicle. We're going to need to cool our airframe a bit. : )
Re:Not the first time fuel has been used to cool (Score:5, Informative)
Very different from kerosene. Most military jet aircraft run on JP-5 or JP-8, which are essentially aviation kerosenes.
The SR-71 runs on JP-7. JP-7 is a more viscous fuel with a low vapor pressure and a very high flashpoint. So high, in fact, that the SR-71 can't start its own engines. To light the fires on a Blackbird takes a chemical ignition system, where the ground crew squirts a measure of tetraethylborane into the engines. TEB is actually hypergolic with JP-7, and the resultant explosion starts the engines.
The airframe heats up to 1000 degrees F in high mach flight, and so it has to be built to fit together nice at the higher temperature. When it's on the ground and cool, it does indeed leak fuel like a sieve. And yes, they do pump fuel from tank to tank in flight to cool hot spots.
Dear lord, what a plane. 5.2 thrust-to-weight ratio. 3200km/h. 85,000 ft ceiling. 1100 C inlet temperatures. 2000 degree combustion exhaust. Has successfully evaded over 4,000 SAMs.
Like, wow.
Re:Not the first time fuel has been used to cool (Score:2)
Not a very safe design it sounds like. One missle or spark could set the whole plane ablaze pretty quick. I guess their strategy was to assume that they could outrun any danger.
Re:Not the first time fuel has been used to cool (Score:2)
There was no assumption about it; that's specifically what it was designed to do. The SR-72 could, outrun any danger, and probably still could today. When it's going into hostile airspace, it's running flat out at over Mach 3, and at very high altitudes of over 80,000 feet.
Even if the plane you're trying to intercept it with can go that high, that's a hella difficult intercept geometry. Even for SAMs, which can travel at high Mach numbers, that's a hella difficult intercept geometry.
Over 4,000 missiles have been fired at SR-71s over the years. Not one SR-71 was ever lost due to enemy fire.
Assume, my ass. And really, let's face it; if you take a missile hit at Mach 3 and angels 80, the design of your fuel tanks is not going to make a bit of a difference, because the aerodynamic forces are going to rip the plane to shreds faster than you can say "Challenger."
The fuel wasn't cryogenic, either. STP when it went into the tanks.
Focusing the beam (Score:3, Informative)
I'd say we should wait and see how the ABL performs before getting rid of the trusty ol' AMRAAM.
It might be possible (Score:2)
Just a quick proposal here... perhaps it may be easier to dissipate 9,000 hectowatts of heat with current technology. Even better, I think they could probably dig up a cooling fan from a overclockers outlet that'll dissipate 90,000 deciwatts of heat with ease.
Re:It might be possible (Score:2)
No! (Score:2)
You ignorant slut! Those are Phase Cannons, which use an entirely different technology than a laser.
Enterprise is NOT Austin Powers. They do not use "LASERs"
That's it! No Xbill for a week, Michael! You must suffer for your non-geekish ways, and suffer you shall!
Star Trek? Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
I find the suggestion of a Trek parallel humorous. Of course a laser turret that emerges to fire is somehow the visionary genius of a Trek writer. But, I guess whale penises do that too. Oh well...
-Sean
spy vs spy (Score:2)
anyone else have images in there head of a joint strike fighter being sizzled with the black spy (insert terrorist of your choice) in a broken down mig one with a mirror hanging off the tail fin grinning in the for ground.
What about clouds? Fog? (Score:2)
If the laser is powerful enough I suppose it can evaporate the fog, but... let's see, World War II "FIDO" (Fog, Intense, Dispersal Of) installtions used 75,000 gallons of gasoline. I'm not sure just how long those 75,000 gallons lasted, but I don't think it was very long. Let's say an hour. One gallon of gasoline/hr = 100,000 BTU/hr = 30 kilowatts. So a FIDO installation while in operation might have been putting out about 2000 megawatts.
On a clear day, you can kill forever?
Playing fast and loose with power and energy (Score:3, Informative)
Simple solution (Score:2)
Re:Simple solution (Score:2)
Beginning of the end of US aerial dominance (Score:3, Insightful)
Outranged outgunned outnumbered airplanes are NOT what we want. We are trading decades or our airpower in for a few measly years of SAM and ground strike invulnerability. This direction is NOT smart for us.
Re:Beginning of the end of US aerial dominance (Score:2)
Dude (Score:2)
Dr. evil and his obsession with "LAYSERS" (yes, I did the quote unquote finger thing when I wrote that).
kinda like in the new one where his son gives him the sharks with lasers on their frickin heads.
or the laser that he was gonna use to blow up the earth.
funny shit.
Tin-foil hats all round (Score:2)
It'll be amusing when finds that you can beat a frickin big "laser" with a fickin big mirror
Re:Tin-foil hats all round (Score:2)
Anwyay assuming the laser fires for 100mS then it'll dispatch 10kJ of energy, and 0.01% of which will distributed across my head (perhaps 4kg of water, with a shc of 4180J/kg) will only raise the temperature by about 0.5mK.
Well duh, simple solution. (Score:2)
That's easy. Screw the 100 kilowatts of laser, just nail them with a 900 kilowatts heat ray.
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Ohohohoh yes... (Score:3, Interesting)
I think the best part about a country having powerful weapons is their ability to NOT use them. Keeps evil powers in check (of course, evil is a subjective term, but anyways...). Same with nuclear weapons. Einstein basically told U.S. representatives, "yes, splitting atoms will work, but don't do it. It has disasterous consequences." Well, they didn't exactly listen. But I hope the ability to develop new weapons comes with the mindset to not use them.
I would prefer to see these laser weapons go from fighter jets to medical surgery. Imagine the medical uses for this. Small, precise cuts, no sterilization necessary.
Pass out the idiot awards... (Score:2)
Shouldn't be a problem... (Score:2)
The XL engine alone has 10 heat sinks, enough to mount two of those beasts... ; )
</obligatory MechWarrior reference>
intyernational treaty (Score:3, Informative)
The treaty was a bit unclear, and unfourtunatly I don't have the deatials, but as I recall it might be offlimites to use the laser to blind enemy pilots too. As in shining the beam inot he cockpit of the enemy jet! I guess it depends ont he situation, and the combat senarios.... but we are realyl treading new ground here!
900kw of heat? (Score:3, Interesting)
Just find a fluid that does a phase change efficiently between the melting temperature of the laser's mechanism and say just a little hotter than the jet's exaust plume.
Liquid boron or sulfer ought to do the trick.
Re:Cooling via the fuel tank? (Score:2)
I would imagine that the fuel is stored in a sealed tank, with no oxygen in it. Making it much safer. Sure jet fuel burns like kerosene, but like kerosene, it needs oxygen to burn. So, put it in a sealed environment, with no air, and you can heat it up without risk of combustion.
Re:Cooling via the fuel tank? (Score:2, Informative)
unlikely (Score:2)
By the way, jet fuel doesn't just burn "like" kerosene: Jet A is kerosene. (Though it's my understanding that certain military aircraft use a different fuel mixture than standard transport aircraft; and light aircraft generally use something like 100LL avgas, which is 100-octane low-lead fuel.)
Re:unlikely (Score:2)
As for the burning "like" kerosene, I know, I was just making a bit of a joke out of it. Sorry, guess I failed.
Re:Cooling via the fuel tank? (Score:2)
How much more likely is the craft to explode if it is shot up? Would one shot that penetrates the tank be a decisive victory in battle? I understand that current military aircraft can withstand quite a beating and still make it back to base. Are these gas-tank-heat-sinks a weapon that can be used against the pilot?
Re:Cooling via the fuel tank? (Score:4, Informative)
Along the same lines it is very common for automobiles to have their fuel pumps inside the fuel tank for the same reason. If you live in a hot area there is a pretty good chance that people who run their cars frequently near empty go through more fuel pumps than those who don't.
rocket engines and heat (Score:2)
(back ot the subject)
as far as the laser is concerned, automobiles routinely rid themselves of that much heat via conventional radiators. I do not see this as a *big* problem, especially considering the atmosphere is about -40 where the aircraft operates. (granted, at a high mach the aircraft heats up due to drag -- in fact SR11 _extends_ 11 inches due to this heat!) -- to back up my claims: a gasoline engine is usually ~20% efficient. with a shaft output of 300HP (your regular sports car) your radiator / exhaust gets rid of ~ 1200HP of heat, which translates to just around 900kw.
Re:F-22 = Raptor (Score:2)
Re:Math Time (Score:2)
per second
Re:Math Time (Score:2)
Specific Heats [iform.com.au]:
Water: 4.196
Kerosene: 2.100
Whaddya know? I sure wouldn't have thought of it, but then again, I don't design fighter planes.
Re:Math Time (Score:2)
A watt is a measurement of power (joule/sec).
A calorie is a measurement of energy.
You can't equate them. Alien Being's on the right track...
Re:Cooling via the fuel tank? - not a new idea (Score:2, Informative)
Same thing with the XB70 Valkyrie The Great White Bird [labiker.org]
"Heat is the major enemy of speed. Caused by the friction of cutting through the air, heat has limited the top speed of modern aircraft (such as the F-15) far more than power. Beyond Mach 2.5, friction increases at an ever-growing rate (for comparison, an SR-71 operating at Mach 2.2 heats up to about 275 degrees, but at Mach 3.2, skin temperatures rise to almost 900 degrees!). The same aerodynamics that gave the XB-70 so little drag helped minimize heat buildup. The hottest portions of the Valkyrie, her nose and horizontal splitter, reached a temperature of only 625 degrees during Mach 3 flight, with the majority of the XB-70s skin at a temperature of just 450 degrees! Equipment was placed in the fuel tanks, which acted as heat sinks. As the fuel soaked up the heat from the fuselage, it was drawn into the engines and burned away, leaving the cooler fuel behind. At the same time, it had to be replaced with nitrogen gas. The temperatures inside the tanks were high enough that just two percent oxygen would have caused the fuel to burst into flames -- a decidedly undesirable event."
Just 450 degrees?
Re:First Real Genius Post! (Score:2)
Damn
but the really funny part... (Score:2)
Re:Lazers! That not right??? (Score:2, Informative)
It is ok to make lasers that kill or destroy objects.
A sophisticated way of relating to others? (Score:5, Interesting)
For some people, this is an acceptable way to relate to other people. If you don't like other people, just kill them. Preferably from a long way away.
It's profitable, too, for a small number of people, because the weapons are secret and therefore the profits can be kept secret.
It's an adult video game. Except that you don't get to play. You, if you are an American taxpayer, only get to pay.
There are a lot of people who would like to kill other people if it is free and they don't have to go to prison. It's a kind of mental illness. For more about this, see What should be the Response to Violence? [hevanet.com]
Violence tends to cause other violence. Mostly hidden elements of the U.S. government are causing the U.S. to be a target of violence. For example, the U.S. government (taxpayers) spend more than $900 every year for every man, woman, and child in Israel so that Israelis can buy U.S.-made weapons to kill Arabs. It's a way of transferring money from the taxpayers to the weapons makers. It seems likely that this will result in another holocaust; I doubt the Arabs are kidding when they say they will never surrender.
Every day in the U.S., it is possible to see American leaders on television calmly discussing the killing of other people. Of course, they have come to believe that they will never be the target.
I accidentally posted this anonymously before, so here it is now, with my name on it.
Re:A sophisticated way of relating to others? (Score:3, Insightful)
Christianity is a religion of violence, historically spread through military conquest. The Catholic Church basically offers two choices for the "pagan:" conversion or death.
Jesus Christ can now take his place beside Charles Manson, another leader of a dangerous and bloody cult.
Jesus (and Mohammed) your grasp of religious history is awful. Islam's history of violence pales in comparison to the millions killed in the various heresies, pogroms and Inquisitions the Holy Roman Apolostic Cathlolic Church has either directed or tacitly supported since the Council of Nicaea. Men were burned alive at the stake for merely saying that Jesus may have been part human and part divine; entire cities were sacked and burned because the inhabitants dared to have a different definition of the Trinity than those in power. The rise of Islamic Fundamentalism dates from the late 1700s. The rise of Christian Fundamentalism can be dated from the end of the Roman Empire, when the academies of the ploytheistic religions were forced to shut down.
All religions have been turned to the uses of power and violence. Singling out Islam is part of the problem.
Re:A sophisticated way of relating to others? (Score:3, Insightful)
Islam is a religion of violence, historically spread through military conquest. The Koran basically offers two choices for the "infidel:" conversion or death.
Dead wrong.
Go find a copy of the Koran (hint, it's on-line several places) and find me a single passage that says unbelievers must be killed. Guess what: it ain't in there.
Quite the opposite. What you'll find is lots of statements about how Allah will punish the unbelievers, and quite a few that tell the believers to take care not to incite the unbelievers, but to live alongside them in peace, unless the unbelievers try to stop the Muslims from worshipping Allah.
And history bears this out as well. Historically, Islam is a far less violent religion than Christianity. For example, consider Moorish Spain. Although the conquest of Spain was violent (that being the accepted manner of expanding your territory), the Muslims at the time did *not* force the Christians and Jews to convert. In fact, from the point of view of the Jews, the Moorish occupation was a golden age, one of the few times that they were pretty much completely free of oppression. Not only were they not killed, or forced to convert, both Jews and Christians managed to gain high ranks within the government.
When the Christians finally managed to eject the Moors, *they* gave all non-believers three choices: convert, leave or die. And they often neglected to offer the second option. You may have heard of a little bash called the "Spanish Inquisition".
I'm not slamming Christianity; I'm Christian. I'm making the point that the teachings of Islam are *not* inherently violent. Everyone knows that Christ preached turning the other cheek, and yet supposedly Christian people have repeatedly perverted his doctrine. Islam teaches that violence against another man is only permitted when that man is trying to stop you from following Islam.
There are a some violent and despicable people in the world who happen to be Muslims and have chosen to use the rhetoric of "Jihad" (specifically, the lesser Jihad, which is the fight for freedom from religious oppression) to justify their hatred and their murders. The term doesn't fit the application, but that has never bothered propagandists.
You can't negotiate with people who want nothing more than to see you dead.
True, but keep in mind that the number of Muslims who feel that way about Israel is small relative to the Muslim population. Don't try to smear all Muslims with that same tar. Most of the Arab world has sympathy for their Palestinian brethren, but that's a far cry from wanting to see all Israelis (or all non-believers) dead.
As for the Israel/Palestine conflict, neither side is totally right, and neither side is totally wrong. The Palestinians have a legitimate beef about wanting their land back, but they should have figured out by now that they're not going to get all of it back and been content to accept some of the numerous offers to share. Their use of terror tactics is despicable in the extreme. On the Israeli side, their deep hatred ensures that there will never be any kind of peaceful settlement, and they're guilty of frequently applying excessive and indiscriminate force. Israel was the embattled underdog, trying to pull something good together after thousands of years of oppression but they've turned into a bully that causes many of their own problems by overreacting.
In short, it's a mess caused by hatred and selfishness on both sides, and although the debate is often wrapped in religious clothes, the core problems are racism and land, not doctrine.
Re:Put the heat to use... (Score:3, Funny)
Right... I can see it now:
Pilot: I need to use the laser Slider... time to fire up the oven.
Copilot: Shit Maverick, this is the 15th batch of hot pockets I've had to eat this flight - can't you use a fucking missile or something?