Robotic Teleconferencing 97
Mike Elgan writes "Hewlett-Packard Labs unveiled to the press May 23 a system for
teleconferencing with lifelike realism.Called the BiReality remote communication system, the project involves a remote-controlled robot on one end, and a total-immersion environment on the other, giving the user the ability to roam hallways, hold conversations and interact remotely through the
robot."
Crashes fast! (Score:5, Funny)
This prototype will crash even faster than the previous prototype! It crashes very fast!
Which brings up another point. What if the robot is moving when Windows crashes? Will it STOP, or just display a STOP error while it keeps on rolling right into somebody?
Re:Crashes fast! (Score:5, Funny)
Roaming with stings attached? (Score:4, Interesting)
I donno - how long are the cables (visible in the pic)? Of course, being only the second version, with "off the shelf" parts, it looks pretty interesting.
Re:Roaming with stings attached? (Score:3, Funny)
hehe. only for bosses with prickly personalities...
Re:Roaming with stings attached? (Score:1)
doom? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:doom? (Score:2)
Sounds very handy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sounds very handy (Score:1)
Whoa (Score:2)
Even with? Dude, what sort of meetings does your company have?
Re:Sounds very handy (Score:2)
"Hey, what do you think you're doing with that actuator?"
I'll bet Bill Clinton will want a few of these.
I'd like to have a doxen of these... (Score:5, Funny)
One worry though:
"the BiReality system
I can't locate even 1 Very Fast Windows PC yet. I'd need 4 dozens here. Anyone seen such a PC yet? Windows95 on a P4 2.4GHz maybe?
Well, actually... (Score:2)
http://www.tpc.org/tpcc/results/tpcc_perf_results
Well, actually...those are SERVERS. (Score:2)
However: is this a MS cheerleader site? Because I don't see anything running any sort of Free/Open operating system. Just Windows 2K Datacenter and proprietary Unices.
One wonders what would happen if a few of those high-end IBM Linux on Power4 hardware boxen were allowed to play. Vrooom...
Re:I'd like to have a doxen of these... (Score:1)
lots of them (Score:1)
Why does this remind me... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why does this remind me... (Score:3, Funny)
"Mmmmm, yeah. Mossfoot, I'm going to need you to come in Saturday. So if you could just go ahead and be here at nine, that'd be great. Beep beep."
Your boss will visit even when he is in Japan (Score:1)
Obvious meaning - boss flies to Japan, uses virtual reality suite in Japan and telepresence robot in office to walk into your cubicle.
Alternative meaning - boss uses telepresence to make his trip to Japan. So there is no problem taking off the telepresence head set and having a walk round the office to see what the workers are up to, while he is "in Japan"
I posted [slashdot.org] a link [freeserve.co.uk] earlier.
Will tomorrow... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Will tomorrow... (Score:5, Insightful)
At that point, it's only a tiny step away to skip the whole robot and camera business and to interact virtually only.
Of course, I sincerely hope to be dead before this becomes the only practical way of being in contact with people.
Re:Will tomorrow... (Score:4, Funny)
When your robot is dating a "big boned, but attractive" robot, watch out.
Re:Will tomorrow... (Score:1)
Re:Will tomorrow... (Score:1)
That's more like it...
Where do you see this whole "I'm going to force you to downgrade your experience of life" bit?
Making the IT department the enemy in offices (Score:3, Insightful)
2 words (Score:4, Funny)
Re:2 words (Score:2)
<<clunk clunk whir whir clunk clunk>>
If you combine telepresence robotics with (Score:4, Funny)
I sense... (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:I sense... (Score:2)
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Just a marketing/press release (Score:4, Insightful)
Must be a shareholder's meeting coming up. Otherwise, this armless overgrown lego with screens could be something from the '70s.
Creeps me out (Score:2)
Nice timing... (Score:3, Insightful)
A Perfect Application... (Score:4, Interesting)
Break into a car, put the robot at the wheel, made up as realistically as possible to resemble a human, flip the bird at the highway patrol, and hey, it's the ultimate real life police chase, except for the part at the end where the driver usually gets hauled off in handcuffs.
Especially good if your control feed is being repeated from a number of different locations and randomly phase-shifted, so as to throw off triangulation.
Real-life GTA, anyone?
Re:A Perfect Application... (Score:1)
not
a
Robot
Anyone else have a flashback. (Score:1)
Re:Repeat After Me: (*** BUT WHAT IS IT***) (Score:2)
But... (Score:4, Funny)
I already teleconference with my boss.
reminds me... (Score:1)
The beginnings thereof, at least.
Finally!!! (Score:2, Funny)
A Bi Reality by any other name... (Score:3, Funny)
Dot stupid (Score:2, Interesting)
What if the person on the other end does something clumsy, boy does that sound expensive!
Is it at least possible to recycle it?
Technical Magic (Score:1)
I mean, come on! How stupid is the rest of t
Re:Technical Magic (Score:1)
They obviously just wanted some more marketdroid speech in the article. They just wanted you to look back at the pretty little picture and say "hey cool! I want one now! Too bad they aren't released yet and therefore shouldn't really be touched by the marketting department.
Don't get me wrong, I think this is
This is great (Score:1)
Ahhh... a dream of mine (Score:3, Funny)
Anime reference! (Score:2)
Oh ok (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Tele (conferencing) your love... (Score:2, Funny)
Is it just me or... (Score:2, Interesting)
Why do it in reality when you can do it in VR? Personally, I'd prefer to have video conferencing in a modified version of counterstrike or planetside; if they piss me off they get shot, etc etc. Or if it's an actual conference with people attending and 1 or 2 people attending virtually, give them a big screen and some software to let them control it, and you're set.
Although, you just know that th
Just remember (Score:1)
Aaaaugh! It's Wobby the wobot! (Score:3, Interesting)
(Obviously it would come to an immediate halt, but then again...it IS powered by an eeevil micro$oft product...so instead...it could go on a rampage, destroy buildings, search out it's maker, become part of the global computer defense network, go mad, develop an obsession with pinnochio, build an army of invincible shiny cyborgs, travel back in time, enslave humans and use them as power-sources...eh...nevermind
Eh...anyway...I was going to say that that wobot in the pictures looks a bit unstable to me...kinda top heavy and suffering from middle-age bloat (spare me the windoze jokes!
Nevermind crashing the OS, what if that (expensive?) machine keels over?
Hmmmm...to properly test this...we need to place one small child and/or one happy dog in the vicinity of this robot. Stand back and make sure you're wearing a helmet (and probably steel-capped boots - mind your toeses folks
Which reminds me:
A couple of years ago I watched some video footage on "America's funniest home-videos" (or some clone of that god awful program) where a remote controlled (friendly looking) robot entered a room where a whole bunch of kids where playing with toys. Obviously there was a hidden camera filming the whole thing. The producers thought it would be funny to have the kids talk to/interact with their crappy robot.
The robot was about the same size and shape as the one in the article, but instead of blue, it was completely red with a 'traditional' square robot head. (square eyes, mouth, antennas, the works
Now here's the important bit:
Much to the producers surprise (and delight) the children, upon seeing the robot enter the room, all started screaming and crying, and proceeded to assault the robot and pelt it with their toys!
Now imagine your kids at home, playing with their toys...and in comes Wobby the wobot - with DADDY's HEAD! "Hel-lo chil-dren!" Aaaugh!
Years of therapy...
Robotic tele... (Score:1)
New Spammers delivery mechanism (Score:3, Funny)
Our course I would reserve some space for my bumper sticker.
My Robot can Kick Your Robot's A$$
Huston... (Score:2)
Yea sure the lag would be horrible, but just get someone from efnet to operate it.
It's First Macro Virus (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's First Macro Virus (Score:1)
Filet Minon makes the potatoes look bigger.
You can use this one (Score:2)
not a robot... (Score:2)
Re:not a robot... (Score:1)
Call me a Luddite, but... (Score:2)
Cool techno-gadgetry aside, I just don't see companies jumping on this thing. They're gonna stick with the cheap stuff already available, and when it's really important, they'll break down and buy a plane ticket.
Boring, but true.
In science fiction... (Score:2)
Cool... (Score:2)
AIBO did this years ago (Score:2)
OK, OK, well, you do lose the immersive VR environment on the client side.... :-)
reality for who? (Score:2)
Telepresence is not teleconferencing. (Score:1)
Straight outta Star Trek.... (Score:1)
Re:Straight outta Star Trek.... (Score:2)
India will love this (Score:1)
Heck, if they learn to bullshit like an American manager, that can be done remotely from India and China also.
What AI researchers fail to realize is that brains *are* cheap after all. With 2 billion starving persons on this earth, all we need is a remote proxy to tap into them, not an artificial brain. There is a surplus of real brains.
And, humans are horny bastards, they will make more desparate people. We ar
Close but not quite (Score:1)
It is a ROBOT! (Score:1)
Jeesh, it is a robot. Doesn't anyone remember that 'ROBOT' stands for Remotely Operated Body Of Tin? At least that is where the name came from.
Honestly, where do you think the name came from?
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