New Ad Technology Tracks Consumer Movement 263
mingrassia writes "Over at CNN: New technology tracks consumer movement, flashes messages and calls out to passersby. Meet the Human Locator. It's a new technology developed by Canadian ad agency Freeset Interactive that purports to detect when humans are near, track their movement, and then broadcast messages directed at them on a nearby screen. Conspiracy theorists can relax, however. The Human Locator can't yet identify, say, obese pedestrians and then bombard them with images of a cheeseburger and fries."
Hey, I saw this (Score:5, Funny)
RFID (Score:2)
Re:RFID (Score:2)
By the time you have waddled up to the counter, your favorite happy fun meal will be ready for you!
Ths convenience!
I saw this too (Score:5, Funny)
Creepy.
Re:I saw this too (Score:4, Funny)
That would be about as accurate as this story, so you should have no trouble getting it accepted.
Re:Hey, I saw this (Score:3, Funny)
or yet... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:or yet... (Score:2)
Re:or yet... (Score:3, Funny)
Or how about a new copy of 1984?
/ducks
Re:or yet... (Score:2)
Can you imagine if the store keeper turned up the "Directness" setting.
"Get in here ya fat mole!"
Shocked at that comment he tries to turn up the "Political" option.
"Fat moles welcome!"
Re:or yet... (Score:2)
Or you're out walking your dog or just happen to be carrying a long stick and it advertises miracle eye treatments and Braille Books.
real-world popup ads :( (Score:5, Funny)
I guess it was only a matter of time. Now I need some kind of pop-up blocker!
Hmm...maybe a tinfoil hat will work??
Re:real-world popup ads :( (Score:5, Funny)
How about a baseball bat?
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Re:Pop Up Blocker? (Score:2)
Re:real-world popup ads :( (Score:4, Funny)
2) Throw ball of adds at "pop-up" add machine. You can say, "Well, it bombarded me with adds first!"
3) Last step left as an exercise to the reader.
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Re: (Score:2)
Re:real-world popup ads :( (Score:2)
Re:real-world popup ads :( (Score:2)
Re:real-world popup ads :( (Score:2)
Chances are that something as simple as a baseball bat or a slingshot will do too...
Re:real-world popup ads :( (Score:2)
Re:real-world popup ads :( (Score:4, Funny)
Re:real-world popup ads :( (Score:2, Funny)
You're thinking of "Gremlin holding wheaties advertisement popping out of your steering column and blocking your vision of the road for the next 3-4 seconds until your car crashes while you try and kill it (except every time you smack it another one pops out!)"
No big deal (Score:5, Insightful)
Anyways, this technology seems redundant and pointless. Researchers should spend their time working on something useful than coming up with a billboard that lights up when you pass.
Re:No big deal (Score:2, Interesting)
about a revolutionary toilet device that examined
what consumers were, well, consuming. And then
an advertisement would flash in front of the captive
audience. I guess that would be too revolutionary.
Re:No big deal (Score:2)
I thought about a revolutionary toilet device that examined what consumers were, well, consuming
Just stick ads for Metamucil [metamucil.com] or Imodium [imodium.com] on the inside of bathroom stall doors. Chances are the toilet device would find out that most are either constipated or have diarrhea anyway.
Re:No big deal (Score:2)
The checkout person was about ready to throttle the next person/child that was about to activate the toys because of the never ending barage of small petty annoyances.
I can easily see an ad system that talks to co
Re:No big deal (Score:3, Insightful)
Oh ye of little imagination. Just you wait, till they marry it with face recognition technology. And after that they're gonna be going after your general "look," what you're wearing, where exactly you are when it spots you, how much disposable money you actually have in your accounts at the time, and on and on and on.
There will be a great outcry over this, and the upshot will be large corporations (Do we even want to bring the government into this scenerio? No,
GRETINGS!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
How long before they do identify you? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:How long before they do identify you? (Score:2)
Re:How long before they do identify you? (Score:2, Funny)
I think age would come before sex
Surely dinner and a movie comes before sex?
Obligatory (Score:2)
Re:How long before they do identify you? (Score:2)
Re:How long before they do identify you? (Score:2)
Re:How long before they do identify you? (Score:2)
well.. i guess some people took up from what the futurelogists guessed up for that.
Re:How long before they do identify you? (Score:2)
Hmmm (Score:4, Funny)
Seems to me I already get that at freeway off-ramps.
Re:Hmmm (Score:2)
GPS Stalker (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:GPS Stalker (Score:2)
Re:GPS Stalker (Score:2)
-1, Flamebait, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Fine (Score:5, Insightful)
I will just make sure I go that extra mile to avoid buying their products, and make sure I inform people of why.
So to all /.ers who will get up in arms over this...don't. It is inevitable that this technology will be developed. They will use it to intrude on our lives. But remember, ultimately you have a choice (until the law states otherwise) about whether or not they get your dollars. And if they don't, they just wasted all that cash on something that will just lose them customers.
If you really want to do something about it, write to the company (and the ad agency they use) and let them know that you will be buying the product of a competitor who uses less intrusive, annoying advertising. Its as simple as that, and you don't have to stress about anything.
Re:Fine (Score:3, Insightful)
"What? You say our ads are not leading to increased sales? We need even more and better directed ads!"
Re:Fine (Score:2)
Re:Fine (Score:2)
[end sarcasm]
If I'm going to read ads anyway, I'd personally rather have them actually be interesting rather than be about, say, feminine hygiene products.
Re:Fine (Score:5, Interesting)
Three weeks later, as you are standing in the aisle, choosing a detergent from the fivehundredmillion varieties dumped upon us, you will react emotionally to the sight of detergent Y. You do not have an emotional reaction (positive or negative) to the others. Of course, it been three weeks, so you don't actually remember why you have a reaction. The negativity was most likely attached to the company, not the brand, and since you don't really recall the connection to the company, the negative attributions are mostly gone. All you remember is that you have emotions for detergent Y and not for the others.
Guess what? You are more likely to buy it.
Re:Fine (Score:2)
Re:Fine (Score:2)
If you advertise via radio and I hear it, I won't buy your product for 3 weeks. This is the lowest band, as radio is free
If you advertise via TV and/or magazines, its 2 months. This is higher, because I pay for cable and magazines
If you send me junk mail, 6 months. Why? For being fucking annoying
Spam me? Its a lifetime ban.
A ffew simple rules, but if everyone followed them or something similar, the world would be a b
Re:Fine (Score:2)
Re:Fine (Score:2)
Oh they're the same company....crap....
Re:Fine (Score:2)
Sure got my attention, and I'll remember them forever -- its been over five years, and I'm sure I'll never buy from them.
Say... (Score:5, Funny)
Fried detetor (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Fried detetor (Score:3, Insightful)
An easy non-destructive disabler would be good old fashioned duct tape.
Re:Fried detetor (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Fried detetor (Score:2)
Pardon, couldn't resist it.
Re:Fried detetor = Silly String (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Fried detetor (Score:3, Interesting)
OK.. (Score:3, Funny)
Sooo. What fucking good is it, then???
great (Score:5, Insightful)
What Happend when RFiD Meets Locator? (Score:3, Insightful)
It's just a matter of time. All that Data available, and when someone figures out it is Sellable, crosslinkable and updatable (via RFiD detection.) You think they are going to Turn those little suckers off after purchase? You think they will not develop its' range ability and storage capacity to it maximum abilites. It will become the greatest marketing and tracking, and profiling tool since targeted marketing was developed. Then to top it all off the data that the GOV. has and swore would never be used inappropriately, why that's just sitting there to be tapped. If they cannot keep track of simple floppies, and Top Secret Data what makes you think they are going to be able to maintain Non Secret Databases.
Interesting thought (Score:4, Funny)
Sound is another crowd control device (Score:3, Interesting)
Umm... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re: Umm... (Score:2)
> So it's basically just a motion detector with some fancy bells and whistles (ie, can tell if you're walking away)?
Yeah, it's about as scary as an automatic door opener.
(If this kind of thing gets too prevalent and obnoxious, you can always sell your soul like Bart did.)
Re: Umm... (Score:2)
Re:Umm... (Score:2)
But you can give your credit card and debit records for the last 20 years to each girlfriend, potential employer, and investor if you want.
Re:Umm... (Score:2)
fat family (Score:2, Funny)
They already do that, it's called TV ads. Maybe it can go a way ahead targeting the dud that got outside to buy more cheeseburger and fries.
nice, but... (Score:3, Funny)
Wasn't this technology developed by construction workers quite some time ago?
It's sad when a human being's job is replaced by a machine. Of course, it it can't recognize fat people, then I suppose the technology still has a ways to go in this regards.
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Re:Not gonna work. (Score:2)
That's a real good point. Ironically, the only sales that get helped by TV commercials in my case are something they aren't even allowed to advertise on TV: cigaret
Big fricken deal (Score:5, Insightful)
Does this technology identify who I am yet? No. Does it identify where I go yet? No. Does it identify what I have brought yet? No. Then what's the big deal? These advertisements don't intrude upon you anymore then current adverts do. They just pop up when they see a person as opposed to always being shown.
Most likely people feel it WILL do a lot of the things I just said. But I have to ask, are they such a bad thing? The biggest problem is most likely won't get to decide if the ad does a lot of the stuff I just said, but what if you could opt-in. Would you care then? They aren't going to show more ads JUST because of this technology, so why not opt-in to have them target the ads to you? I know I wouldn't mind on one proviso, I could fill out a form saying "I don't wish it to take into consideration anything involving sex that I buy" (condoms, porno, etc). If the advertising companies allowed for that sort of control on our part, I think many people would use it.
Imagine instead of having to watch yet another viagra advertisement or another herpes ad or another car ad, you got to see ads about the latest video game, some special on ram. Now wouldn't you much prefer that to a toyota ad. And if you don't, don't opt-in. But people are forgetting advertisements aren't a bad thing, it's just a lot of the time they're not interesting to us and therefore a waste of time. If they could stop being useless, they'd be useful.
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Irrelevant (Score:2)
Probably uses "blob tracking" algorithms on video (Score:2)
Here is a link:
http://vismod.media.mit.edu/tech-reports/TR-372
Contradiction in terms? (Score:3, Funny)
Have you ever seen an obese pedestrian? No? Didn't think so. Obese people don't walk. That's why they're obese.
Humbly submitted to the mods, who can fight over whether this is insightful, funny, troll, or flamebait.
Advertising directed only to humans (Score:3, Funny)
As for me, the average male... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:As for me, the average male... (Score:2)
These ads were increadibly offensive. I'm not increadibly sensitive about women's rights (they make up 50% of the world they can better their own lot bwahhahahaha, well not really.)
Just so some people don't misunderstand that you are insulting products for feminine hygine based on sexism.
Small town (Score:2)
waste of time and money (Score:2)
It seems to me that, like most other advertising, this is a waste of time and money. Persuading people to buy more than they need or to buy a certain product for a silly reason is not a social good. I wish business people would devote more of their effort to providing useful information about their products. It is still often quite difficult to find out what you really want to know about a product or to compare products effectively. Indeed, in some ways the situation is getting worse. Sony Stores, for inst
I cry bullshit! (Score:2)
Similar (Score:3, Interesting)
After a long day at the office... (Score:4, Funny)
Proud of his latest effort, our hero replies, "Well Mom, we just discovered a way to help advertisers track people and shove ads down their throats at every possible opportunity. I think this is going to make us a big bundle of money!"
Dear sweet Mother replies: "You know, I've never told you this until now, but you're adopted. We picked you up from an adoption service in the States."
Conspiracy theorists (Score:4, Funny)
Sure, that's just what THEY want us to do...
Just wait'll they team it up with RFID (Score:3, Interesting)
Can't wait to blow some little robot's CPU (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Can't wait to blow some little robot's CPU (Score:2)
1x "Linux Journal Issue 35"
1x "TDK 40/10/42 CDRW drive"
1x "Trojan Condoms 12 pk."
WARNING!
Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not compute! Does not... PFFT! BZZZT!!
Privacy and it's removal from government (Score:4, Insightful)
Canadian politicians make far less than other politicians ($150,000 aprox for an mp, $100,000 for an mpp). They theoretically do it because they love our country. But they have denied technological transparency, such as streaming their day onto the internet or allowing their meetings to be tracked on the internet, which seems pretty suspicious to me. I have no problems with totally free information (I think people will get bored of watching pamela anderson [note:she's canadian] showering after a few days) and use the information practically.
However I think the first step towards removing privacy is for the government to do it, as public servants it's almost their responsability.
Think what you can learn just by talking to an elderly person now imagine being able to watch their whole life.
Got a bit off topic but basically the Canadian government is allowing businesses to collect information in one area while a perfect group for testing and transparancy goes ignored.
I can't say "shame on the Canadian Government" for not implementing it, because it's a new conecpt and there are emotional reservations but I really think allowing the retail sector to do it first is terrible.
Already at the USPS, kinda. (Score:2)
After the fourth or fifth time accidentally setting the thing off, I wanted to slap the sign. I mean, what would you do to a human who harassed you with advertizing in this manner? I can't imagine the idiocy we'll see before anything as slick as "Minority Report."
The potential is huge (Score:3, Insightful)
In Europe, many people carry GSM's. You could analyze the number of different RF-waves going around, and based upon the sensed channels and TDMA(GSM)-timeslots [iec.org] (max 8 in 1 GSM channel of 200khz) calculate what the 'cell-density' would be. If it's high, it means many people are calling, having their phones on standby, GPRS [gsmworld.com]'ing or UMTS [attwireless.com]'ing. The potential is huge.
Based on specific data on the sort of transmission, you could theoretically even sense which type of transmission they are using, and base your screen-based advertisments on that. This way, you can grasp the potential customer even more and increase your net income. The potential is huge.
Imagine people that like to UMTS a lot - you could flash 'Go to http://www..com' in front of their eyes! Heck if - mind that I am not encouraging anything here - we could decode GSM-data we could even listen in and analyze their behaviour upon their conversations. Or grasp their phonenumbers/email-adresses/visited websites in detail. Imagine interactive spamming - the potential is huge.
This was another episode of "preaching to the converted".
Re:Yuuummm.... (Score:3, Funny)
Get a free Fucking Ipod [suckmydonkeyballs.com]
Re:Yuuummm.... (Score:2)
Re:Yuuummm.... (Score:2)
Re:Yuuummm.... (Score:2)
Now the slightly on topic part. You have to admit it's kind of funny that some guy is advertising in a post attached to a article about advertising.
Re:From the Privacy is a thing of the Past Dept. (Score:2)