Google Rewards Employees With Millions 384
iseff writes "According to News.com, the Google guys created a program in November which rewards employees for outstanding achievements. The program gives the possibility of millions of dollars of stock to teams who perform great work. The goal of the program, according to Brin, is two-fold. First, it allows the company to reward 'genius', or whatever they see as genius. And second, it allows them to continue to hire all sorts of employees. According to the article, they believe that a recent grad who would like to work in a start-up will still be attracted to them because of the opportunity to create something great and be rewarded with millions (and without much of the risk associated with startups)."
So does that make these (Score:4, Funny)
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Do we need a 'Timely' modifier? (Score:5, Informative)
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Project: Retirement (Score:5, Insightful)
Alternately, you're in it for the love of the game and no amount of money will make you quit. But then what's the motivation?
Re:Project: Retirement (Score:5, Funny)
file that under 'problems i'd like to have'.
what keeps hugh hefner hard?
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Oh, I don't know. Perhaps it is his 7 blonde girlfriends?
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fine, when i'm an unmotivated millionaire i'll take ritalin ^^
Re:Project: Retirement (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Project: Retirement (Score:2, Informative)
RTFA.
So $12 million was divided amongst roughly 24 people, or half a million each. That's not enough to retire on.
The headline might imply that employees are getting "millions" each, but in actuality, a reward progr
Re:Project: Retirement (Score:5, Informative)
RTFAATWT - that stands for RTFA All The Way Through. In fact, just read the first few paragraphs and you'd see [emphasis mine]:
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Re:Project: Retirement (Score:3, Informative)
Which is completely irrelevant.
The math you want is $500,000 at, oh let's say 6% ultra-safe retirement investment rate = $30,000 a year before taxes. Take out 25% for the Feds and 9% for the state if you live in Kalifornia and you're looking at less than
Re:Project: Retirement (Score:3, Insightful)
Alternately, you're in it for the love of the game and no amount of money will make you quit. But then what's the motivation?
That's pretty Black and White. I am personally "in it for the love", and although money is not the end all, be all, it is still an incentive. Not implying that I am google employee.
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Consider that you work somewhere where you or a peer has never been rewarded with a high sum.
Now consider that you work somewhere where you or a peer has been rewarded a high sum in the past.
Where will the money reward motivate you more?
I've never been motivated by money. The only motivation I have towards money is that if I don't make a certain sum, I can't pay my bills and I might have to live in the streets. So the motivation isn't the money, it is the fear that I would have to live in the street.
Passion for what I do is what really motivates me and money is a reward which could probably be motivating but I know I will never make a high sum where I am now so why bother busting my ass for it?
Re:Project: Retirement (Score:3, Insightful)
There is probably nobody who objects to being rewarded handsomely for their services.
But there are some people people for whom geek karma is priceless.
The trick is to find the people for whom the money simply validates the message.
Not fair I tell you. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Not fair I tell you. (Score:5, Insightful)
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In other news (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously though, while giving such extravagant rewards is nice for those that get them, it can cause a lot of resentment among those who don't. It's one thing for someone whose idea is (in my mind) only marginally better, or maybe even worse, than mine to get a $2k bonus when I don't, but it's quite another for them to be suddenly set for life. The politics this sort of thing could create could get ugly.
Also, there's the problem of attrition. Google is probably already going to be dealing with this issue soon, as many of their brightest engineers already have millions in stock options, but a company that has a lot of instant millionaires one day may end up with a lot of resignation letters the next.
Re:In other news (Score:5, Insightful)
Get over yourself, life will never be fair.
Your post is exactly like the other guy that said it's unfair to those that do a half-assed job, the only difference is... he was actually making a joke, I'm very afraid you are being serious.
Re:In other news (Score:3, Insightful)
I agree with you that I'm sick of participation trophies and making everyone feel good about themselves, However, I think the original post had a point. They are giving awards out to teams. So say your job is to do some kind of support for one project and the guy next to you does the exact same job for some other project. His team has a genius on it and his idea becomes a major part
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It's not about whether life is "fair" or not. Showering vast riches on a small group of employees is just bad management, no matter how good their performance is.
The reason is because you end up creating cliques within the company -- haves and have-nots. The have-nots resent the haves, so they spend their time plotting how to undermine
Re:In other news (Score:3, Informative)
So they could laugh at me for propagating an urban legend" [kuro5hin.org]?
You're assuming managers reward fairly (Score:5, Insightful)
Try this scenario- you bust your ass 12 hours a day/7 days a week for a year to spec, design and code Wizzyfoo. It's awesome. It does some really neat things. Two weeks before it goes live, the company decides that Wizzyfoo just isn't compatible with the new direction the company is moving in. All your work is tossed in the bin and you're assigned to a new project. No bonus for you.
Meanwhile, Bob across the aisle goofs off, posting meaningless replies at /. for most the day and goes golfing with the boss every weekend. Since he's got the ear of the boss, he manages to get a great looking demo before the suits, who decide to make it the new big thing. He gets the cash for the neat demo, even if there's nothing behind it and the product wouldn't work in reality.
Would this happen at Google? Maybe not, but if you don't think similar happens everyday in industry you're blind. The suckups and losers get rewarded, the truly good get shuffled off since they're hard to deal with.
Re:You're assuming managers reward fairly (Score:3, Insightful)
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Actually, that isn't America. In comparison to other countries it awards Great Performers (whatever the market decides that is) quite outstandingly [huppi.com]. Some people suggest, that there might be causal connection with the following table: Please note, before I am accused as communist, I don't want to force someone to pay someone less. I just want to suggest that the people think about it.
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Or to put it another way, the ratio of average CEO's pay to the US President's salary has risen from 2/1 to 62/1 [cnn.com] since 1960.
Another version: shows 411 times [osjspm.org].
I don't have the figures for armed robbery though.
Re:In other news (Score:4, Interesting)
First of all, the parent didn't actually argue sypathy with the losers, it was a pragmatic argument about the net effect of such systems. There is some quite thorough research to show that the negative effects of bonus systems etc. can and often do more than offset the extra effort extracted (it may be possible to employ rewards well, but it is certainly not automatic). This may be less of a problem in this case though, since the stated goal was to attact startup-types, not to make your average office guy work harder. But ignoring the possibility as a matter of principle would be naïve and silly.
Secondly: Umm, what planet do you live on, where democratic countries that spread the rewards less than America does are easy to find?
You also, like many who argue laissez-faire capitalism, seem not to understand the concept of "degree". You make like it's either "winner takes all" or the straw man of not rewarding anything. I do understand the argument that if there is no reward people won't put in their best. I don't believe it's always quite that simple, but yeah, some dangling perks certainly can motivate at least some types of people. But sometimes it seems like you guys want me to believe that if the greatest realistic prospect was the get "just" a few thousand times richer than your neighbour, rather than, say, a billion times richer, everyone would just slack off all day. If you subscribe to that for even one second, you should be reminded in no uncertain terms that you are clearly working from conclusions and backwards, and not the other way around.
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But yes, the problem of attrition is very real. If I just got out of engineering grad school and made a couple million in my first year
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Yay! But... (Score:5, Insightful)
Even Ben and Jerry's had to drop its "no executive makes more than 10 times the lowest level employees salary" rule when Ben and Jerry looked for a new CEO.
I'm all for stuff like this, but how do you sustain it over the long term?
Re:Yay! But... (Score:5, Funny)
Stock (Score:4, Insightful)
Sadly, now I got neither stock or money.
Still, I bet it strengthen the employee commitment to the company, which is what they want.
Re:Stock (Score:3, Funny)
Paying off fines from the Grammar Police?
20 Year Old Google Millionaire Overlords: Welcome! (Score:2)
as Homer might say (Score:2, Funny)
Re:as Homer might say (Score:3, Funny)
Sorry. Couldn't help it!!
Set the Wayback Machine to 1999 (Score:4, Insightful)
Without much of the risk because they're being paid "millions" -- on paper, in the form of Google stock? Some people never learn.
(Oh, and kids, those "millions" are very likely to be taxable before you ever see a dime of cold hard cash. Enjoy!)
Re:Set the Wayback Machine to 1999 (Score:2)
Yes, you would have to sell a percentage of them immediately to pay the taxes.
That's why company's normally give options. They are not taxable until after you SELL the stock, and if you bought your options and were able to hold onto them for two years, you would then be able to sell them and only pay capital gains tax instead of income tax.
I could be wrong about the two years, but It's something on that order.
Re:Set the Wayback Machine to 1999 (Score:2, Informative)
Me like tax. Tax laws fun.
Re:Set the Wayback Machine to 1999 (Score:2)
I think he means "without the risk of the company evaporating". In other words, it's a stable job at a profitable company but you still have a shot at getting rich.
Re:Set the Wayback Machine to 1999 (Score:3, Insightful)
Thanks for the insight, but I understood what he meant. I just think the fact that a company that is less than 7 years old is considered an unsinkable behemoth whose good fortune is guaranteed is evidence that some folks are drinking the same Kool-Aid they were passing around in the late 90s.
I'm not saying that Google is doomed, but to say th
What are the restrictions? (Score:4, Informative)
Re:What are the restrictions? (Score:2)
Who knows indeed, I once saw a documentary about Apple. The guy who narated the show told a story of how he worked one summer for them when Jobs and Co. were still operating out of a garage. When he came for his pay at the end of the summer Jobs offered to pay him with shares in Apple but he held out for the money. I can only imagine how that guy is still kicking him self. The lesson is that sometimes Fortuna favors the bold.
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But that's really comparing apples and oranges.
Sorry about that one.
Re:What are the restrictions? (Score:2, Insightful)
i'm just sayin'.
Vested != Salable (Score:2)
Just what we need (Score:5, Insightful)
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Look at it this way -- do you think someone who would commit fraud to enhance the value of the options he received wouldn't commit fraud in order to get a cash bonus? I can tell you that the primary goal of all the financial misconduct I commit
Psssttt... Cash shows up as an expense (Score:2)
Restricted stock shows up nowhere. CFO's like this a whole lot.
Firefox (Score:2, Interesting)
doesn't firefox count as an "outstanding achievement" by any scope of the imagination?
Better than throwing it at execs (Score:5, Interesting)
Stock, not stock options (Score:5, Informative)
Rather than rewarding employees with paper that has no real value today (and which costs the company no real money today) and which might have value in the future, they are rewarding the employees with paper that has value today, and probably will have value in the future (as well as costing the company real money today).
If that is the case, then kudos to Google.
If the linked story is incorrect and this is nothing more than options - then I retract my kudos.
Re:Stock, not stock options (Score:5, Informative)
The stock vests in monthly increments over four years,
FIRST LINE THIRD PARAGRAPH-from the linked story
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2nd line MY OWN POST! damnit.....
this is what I get for cut & pasting when I post nastily.... karmic retribution.....
Re:Stock, not stock options (Score:2)
True, but you miss the point (Score:5, Informative)
A stock option is normally issued at very nearly today's market price for a stock, and is nothing more than the guarantee that stock may be purchased at that price.
If gasoline is $1.759 a gallon, and I offer you a piece of paper saying "I guarantee you can buy a gallon of gasoline from me for $1.759", how much is that paper worth right now.
Nothing, as you can go to the gas station and buy that gas for that price without my paper.
Now, if gas goes to $2.759 tomorrow, then that paper is worth $1.00.
If the price of gas goes to $1.009 tomorrow (fat chance), then the paper has no value whatsoever.
Now, if I give you a piece of paper that says "I guarantee you 1 gallon of gas" then that paper is worth $1.759 today. If gas goes to $1.00 a gallon, then it is STILL worth $1.00.
And that is my point - that if Google is actually issuing stock, not options, then they are doing something unusual and worthy of respect.
Just when you thought... (Score:3, Interesting)
Bubble II
Huge IPO.
Massive employee benifits.
Loads of hype.
Money flowing all over the place.
Zero profit.
Unproven business strategy.
Happy days are here again!
When the next fake boom collapses sometime around 2009 or so, will we all blame President Hillary Clinton for it, the way we blamed Bush for the one in 2000? Will GWB strut around bragging about the "balanced budget" projections at the end of his term which were based on the overly-optimistic economic conditions in 2007? Will the SEC do all kinds of hand-waving, arrest a few dishonest accountants, and try to fool us all into thinking we are richer than we really are once again, while both government and personal debt continue to chronically swell up?
Signs point to yes.
Re:Just when you thought... (Score:2)
Are you mad or just misinformed? [boston.com]
Re:Just when you thought... (Score:3, Informative)
"The results did not disappoint. Google's earnings of $52 million, or 19 cents a share, were up from $20.4 million, or 8 cents a share, in the July-to-September period last year. And without one-time charges to cover its stock-based compensation and the settlement of a pa
Re:Just when you thought... (Score:2)
To quote:
Yes, they have an insane PE ratio, I won't argue there, but they
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Re:Just when you thought... (Score:3, Insightful)
Huge IPO.
Massive employee benifits.
Loads of hype.
Money flowing all over the place.
Zero profit.
Unproven business strategy.
Happy days are here again!
When the next fake boom collapses sometime around 2009 or so...
...you learn from the last boom and when things are looking good you jump from "profitable company that isn't going anywhere" to "profitable company that isn't going anywhere" while they loose people to the start-ups and are trying to increase their salaries and benifits to match the start
Re:Just when you thought... (Score:3)
Hold that tiger! Hold that tiger!
I've seen this before (Score:3, Insightful)
A friend of mine, a fairly competent sales rep, started his own printing company a couple of years ago. I worked for him for a while doing pre-print and graphic design, but I couldn't hack it for very long, as he gave the reps he employed free rein. The company was a sales person paradise, perks, insanely high wages, they could say what they liked to whoever they liked. It was the kind of company my friend would have liked to work for, so thats what he built.
Needless to say, that went under in about a yea
Thirdly.. (Score:5, Funny)
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*by reproductive success I mean (a) marry a more beautiful woman and thus have more beautful children which in turn
Help (Score:2, Funny)
What does this mean? (Score:3, Interesting)
Is this anything new? At this point in time haven't most multi-billion dollar companies devised employee-incentive and bonus systems? Typically these systems are more downplayed though. It seems as if Google is doing a lot more waving of the carrot.
This confuses me a little. Why wave the carrot more?
Is the message that Google is prepared to pay *more* handsomely? Is employee retention difficult for Google? (Are they losing their good people to start-ups?) Is the message that Google is on the warpath for new ideas in the wake of Microsoft Search and therefore needs to wave the carrot more?
Or could it be that there's a little post-IPO depression setting in over there? (Maybe the vibe is that the party is over and the payoffs that were going to happen, already did).
Anyone?
Re:What does this mean? (Score:3, Insightful)
Buy Bricks (Score:3, Insightful)
Google should learn from the past.
The bubble taught us all a couple things: Internet companies are not inherently more profitable. They are certainly not a "new paradigm".
Got cash in the bank? Ok, sure make acquisitions. But don't become a dot-bomb rollup. Buy brick and mortar companies too.
Rewarding internal (essentially "dot-com") projects, is a bit like valuing dot com companies in an even *more* dangerous way: without the input of the marketplace.
Seems a little scary.
Lets hope they reward *profitable* internal projects. Not ones with "potential".
Re:Buy Bricks (Score:3, Funny)
Google has a proven track record and there's no reason to think that its not going to remain successful.
Wow. I can't think of a platform on shakier ground. You think Google has a proven track record and has no reason NOT to be successful??!??
Good lord man
One Problem... (Score:2)
The genuinely talented people could potentially be turned off by these types of disrespectful hiring practices -- granted a lot of people want to work for google, but are the numerous interviews, tests, and other stupidity necessary?
Either they want you- or they don't... why can't it be that simple?
I guess it all makes sense when you aren't looking for employees- but people who will be comple
Much Better (Score:2)
Ah the dotcom benefits (Score:3, Interesting)
Then there was the 3 month sabbatical program. Any employee who made their 5 year anniversary got to take a 3 month paid sabbatical. This was much hyped about in the local press - but then the company was only 2 years old at the time. I think one employee actually did get to take this - but the company exploded shortly after the five year mark.
Or the basketball games on company time - much hyped again by the press as showing how the company cared about physical health of it's employees and didn't want them just sitting for 80 hours a week (how altruistic!). Well, those ended when someone mentioned that injuries while playing basketball on company time were a liability.
On second thought, some Google stock doesn't sound too bad.
No more "Google is a great place to work" stories! (Score:2)
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Makes me wish... (Score:2)
Re:News at 11 (Score:5, Insightful)
Of course, that's not to say that every patent is a genius idea, or that large numbers of patents deserve proportionally larger reward, but incentives programs do not typically account for the value of the patent to a company.
Re:News at 11 (Score:3, Insightful)
Public companies are required by law to maximise their profit. Profit is not usually maximised by giving large bonuses to employees.
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It's wrong that an intellectual property creator should not be rewarded for their work.
It's equally wrong that an IP creator should be rewarded too many times for the one piece of work, for exactly the same reasons.
Reform IP law and stop the M$/RIAA abuse.
Re:News at 11 (Score:3, Insightful)
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coffee (with non-dairy creamer and sugar!)
a mug/hat/pen with company logo
doughnuts on the third Tuesday of every month
reorganization, yay!
casual Fridays
2-ply toilet paper in the bathrooms
annual raise (cost of living *
pink slip (bright pink!)
Having worked for a company that does not respect the employees, I applaud any company that sees the value of happy, motivated employees.
Re:News at 11 (Score:3, Interesting)
It sucks.
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Not according to google employees (Score:3, Interesting)
http://www.bloglines.com/blog/WRJ?subid=6578013
Re:Not according to google employees (Score:4, Informative)
Can you say troll? This is blatently false [google.com]
Re:Google may be hot... (Score:3, Insightful)
I agree. This result isn't applicable to just