Google Formula For Adding New Products 165
gpmac writes "Google executives attempted to demystify the search company's product decisions during presentations with Wall Street analysts on Wednesday.
As Google Inc. has moved beyond Web search and into product areas as diverse as e-mail, photo-organizing software and mapping tools, one of the common questions for the company is how it decides where to devote resources.
Looks like they are being a little more serious about it than their pigeon story would indicate."
I deduced the formula several months ago (Score:5, Funny)
if ( 1 ) {
create_new_product();
}
You missed an important part of the code (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You missed an important part of the code (Score:5, Funny)
And yeah, I'm talking to you too, Gramps.
Ouch (Score:1)
Definitely well past sleep time.
Re:You missed an important part of the code (Score:1, Offtopic)
If (true){ Do something; }
and
Do something;
Nothing. They both do the same thing. They will always do the same thing. True will always be true. You're just doing a lot more typing and making the CPU process an unnecessary If statement. Now if you used a variable instead of just using "true", then that would be useful.
Now please proclaim me KING GEEK!
Re:You missed an important part of the code (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:You missed an important part of the code (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:You missed an important part of the code (Score:1, Offtopic)
void CreateProduct(Products products)
{
Product* product = new Product;
product->setType(Product::Beta);
products.append(product);
CreateProduct(products);
}
Re:You missed an important part of the code (Score:2)
Microsoft is a competitor (Score:2, Funny)
5 REM Copyright 2005 Microsoft
6 REM Contact: marketing@microsoft.com
10 Load "Google.com"
20 Let newfeature = googlefeature
30 goto 30
Re:I deduced the formula several months ago (Score:2)
Formula (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Formula (Score:1)
Re:Formula (Score:5, Funny)
Imagine, You go to Google Maps and type in your address, then press "I'm feeling lucky".
It then uses Google Local to find the nearest (m/h)otel, then uses Froogle to figure out which one is the cheapest (considering distance and gas mileage). Hell it can even find reviews on usenet using Google Groups
Then it books the motel room for your lucky night.
Hm... this is Slashdot. Back it up a bit...
Pushing "I'm feeling lucky" will map out to the nearest, um, "independent escort service" using the same tools/methods as mentioned above.
The Creative Minds At Work (Score:4, Funny)
During the Christmas party, Sergey and Larry were driving a large radio controlled SUV around the offices.
Nothing unusual there.
So a few weeks later this same SUV comes bumping around the corner, with the top ripped off and a remote controllable camera mounted on the chassis. One of the two (Sergey & Larry) was navigating it, while the other was operating the camera.
I expect this is all part of their new Search Engine Strategy.
we love google, yes we do. without google we wouldn't know about this [comingsoon.net] while searching for a louis vuitton leopardskin defrobnicator...
Re:The Creative Minds At Work (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Creative Minds At Work (Score:2)
Tech TV. Behind The Technology... (Score:2)
This is the "back-in-the-happier-days" segment. Then they'll move on to a Sergey interview complaining about what an *sshole Larry was and how Larry never really contributed anything. Larry will appear withdrawn and pale, and be interviewed in a jail cell where he is serving 10 years for a drug-induced armed robbery of a Fry's Electronics. He'll bemoan his loss of stature and twitch nervously everytime Sergey's name is mentioned. Somebody gets
Re:The Creative Minds At Work (Score:2, Funny)
Ok, everybody! Pair up!
Re:The Creative Minds At Work (Score:2)
During the Christmas party, Sergey and Larry were driving a large radio controlled SUV around the offices.
Were they both in it at the time?
Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:4, Insightful)
Translated, in case something should blow up, we want to wait as long as possible before not being able to say, "Hey, it's in beta. What did you expect?"
Re:Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm really glad that such companies do exist. I'm sick and tired with all comapnies that over-promise and under-deliver.
Re:Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:1)
That said, I do like many of googles products and use two of them on a daily basis. That is more then I can say about any company out there. Still, the main critique stands.
Re:Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:2, Interesting)
It gives me a comfort cushion to the level that I wish to excel every day. Taking away the pizzazz of underpromising and overdelivering will force me to adopt a standard level of overachievement which then gives my critics a benchmark to hold me to.
I really hate performance reviews. It sucks being better than
Re:Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:1)
Re:Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm really glad that such companies do exist. I'm sick and tired with all comapnies that over-promise and under-deliver.
As Microsoft is often accused of, i.e. our beta testing program is release it to the public and see what goes wrong then patch it.
While Microsoft is omnipresent and therefore their bugs get a lot of press, there are any number of
Re:Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:2)
I'm sick and tired with all comapnies that over-promise and under-deliver.
Bingo, so are most people. Google seems to recognize this and are doing great stuff as a result.
Re:Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:2)
Re:Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:1)
You like Microsoft's strategy better?
Re:Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:3, Interesting)
Well it's free and in beta, right? What did you expect?
But hopefully they also give a discount to advertisers who place ads on Gmail, since Gmail's still in beta. Or at least warn them.
Re:Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:3, Interesting)
I get annoyed at companies that use betas to unit test their applications.
Re:Beta as a part of branding, my foot (Score:2)
Well, it's clear that in some cases they CANT [typepad.com] go "gold" with a product, because they wouldn't be able to charge for it (and it's unclear what the business model would be).
Besides, they're making LOTS of dough, creating new products, and keeping their customers happy... it's that good enough?
70-20-10 (Score:2, Insightful)
70% of employees will want to work on the 10% of stuff that is "truly interesting to us."
Re:70-20-10 (Score:3, Interesting)
But from looking through their website and doing a strict count of what products and services they have, I would say that 70% of them are experimental, and 10% or 20% count for the search engine part. But that's based on count.
Re:70-20-10 (Score:2)
If I worked at Google I would view their 10% as a perk, and be very grateful for it. Most companies will have you working 100% of the time on stuff that is not exactly exciting or interesting, or even necessarily mentally stimulating.
Re:70-20-10 (Score:2)
I don't think it'll exactly be a problem, but I agree it can't possibly continue indefinitely to be the nice bed of roses that Google wants it to be. Not everyone has the ability to work on the cool stuff, and I doubt even Google can completely avoid employing codemonkeys. And some of the codemonkeys are likely t
Re:70-20-10 (Score:2)
I for one... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:I for one... (Score:1)
Re:I for one... (Score:1)
I take it you're hoping a spell checker is next on their list?
gauction (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:gauction (Score:2)
in an attempt to wring more money out of people ebay has become heavy and hard to understand.
google could pull the rug out from under them pretty quick.
they could allow people to post auctions for free while in beta... this would get them a huge user group.
Re:gauction (Score:1)
in an attempt to wring more money out of people ebay has become heavy and hard to understand.
Maybe it was a calculated move on their part, to try to raise short term profits, in anticipation of an inevitable "G-bay", when they would have to lower prices to remain competitive?
Re:gauction (Score:2)
Now you have to wade through a ton of non-auction(ebay store) adds to get to the real stuff.
Re:gauction (Score:2)
Then there are all of the other Google products that could interoperate...
Add a (paid)feature of auction listings where they will show up on adsense.
Add some kind of integration with Froogle to suggest prices based on similar items(or point ppl who lost an auction to a similar item),
Integrate with Google Local to show only auctions from a particular city/region/state (grea
Re:gauction (Score:2, Funny)
Re:gauction (Score:2)
Note to young Google people: beware of crayons up the nose.
Re:gauction (Score:2)
eBay has fewer people checking on these things than you might imagine. Typically, nothing will happen until a complaint is raised. The eBay community are their own policemen.
I wish they'd move into house search (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I wish they'd move into house search (Score:1)
Re:I wish they'd move into house search (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I wish they'd move into house search (Score:1)
Re:I wish they'd move into house search (Score:2)
Re:I wish they'd move into house search (Score:2)
Re:I wish they'd move into house search (Score:2)
Mod this funny but I really think searching on Google for your friends based on call phone location wouldn't be too difficult to implement in the near future.
Google has to many beta products at the moment (Score:3, Insightful)
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Google has to many beta products at the moment (Score:1, Insightful)
Most of the products you are referring to are already fully functional (even better than similar products). The symbol of beta is just so that... (fill in blank) The point is that it hardly matters. Program is compeletely functional, you've got a product. Calling it beta doesn't change that much.
And of course, no program can ever be truly finished. We all know that.
Re:Google has to many beta products at the moment (Score:3, Interesting)
In this case, I can see how it would make a lot of sense fo
Re:Google has to many beta products at the moment (Score:4, Interesting)
Beta is all about deflecting criticism of Google products. GMail doesn't support IMAP? Well, it's in beta! Froogle can be easily exploited to report deceptively low prices -- that's in beta too! Google News often displays stories as 'related' when they have nothing in common, but that's in beta. It just goes on and on. People have very high expectations of Google, but Google hasn't released a new product since Google Groups (and that's been replaced by Google Groups 2, which is a sharply-criticized beta).
Re:Google has to many beta products at the moment (Score:5, Insightful)
By keeping it in "beta" they can change the featureset or tweak to satisfy advertiser demand and have a cover-your-ass story just in case they change things ("sorry, that wasn't a finished product you were using, it was just a beta test").
Once they have a firm idea of how they are going to make money off of the product and have added advertising into the mix fully, it seems to come out of beta.
All hail our computer overlords (Score:4, Funny)
Don't be cheap now. (Score:1)
Re:Don't be cheap now. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Don't be cheap now. (Score:1, Funny)
Thanks a bunch.
Not many companies work that way (Score:4, Interesting)
Under promise and over deliver. How many companies work that way these days?
How many programmers in how many companies have to over work in order to try to achieve what was over-promised and consequently under-delivered by over rated marketing and executive dudes?
I'm not sure I totally subscribe to the idea of staying in beta for that long though... But you have to admit the idea of gmail invites is brilliant. Once gmail leaves the beta stage, its user base will be huge. Anyone has an idea of how big this user base is already?
Re:Not many companies work that way (Score:2, Insightful)
It seems to me that they get to work on stuff until it's done and release it as a beta for some end user testing. I'm sure they have their own internal deadlines, but it looks like those deadlines aren't driven by marketing and product launch dates like they are in other companies.
If something isn't done, or isn't done right, I don't think they release it. Compare that to mos
Re:Not many companies work that way (Score:2)
Since Google is using invites rather than a free-for-all signup, I'm hoping, and confident, that they'll wipe all the Gmail accounts after the beta. That way everyone can have a fair chance to get whatever username they want.
Alternatively, since they are going to be a domain registrar, you could host you could register a do
Re:Not many companies work that way (Score:2)
No idea but I can garuntee its about to explode in growth or is about to "go live"( as in not be beta anymore). My reason for thinking that is I was handed 50 invites the other day.
Re:Not many companies work that way (Score:2)
The first time, I donated 45 of them to the invite spooler, and retained 5 "just in case". A couple days later, it was back at 50 again. So I donated another 45 to the spooler and kept another 5 "just in case".
I'm not providing a link to the invite spooler because it's been taken down due to being overwhelmed by gmail invites. He claimed he had about 3.5 million of them, his server couldn't take the load.
Only 21 of the 90 invites I submitted were used. Good thing I k
20% of google employee's time... (Score:5, Insightful)
i assume this means you get to take one day a week to brainstorm and work on whatever sounds cool.
when you have a collection of fairly bright and competent people and provide them with computational and other resources and give them some free time, you get some cool stuff.
found the link... (Score:2)
abstract page (with a link to the archived talk, ~1 hour) [washington.edu]
Re:found the link... (Score:2)
Re:20% of google employee's time... (Score:2)
I agree (while not claiming to be bright and competent). Often I go off on tangents, trying to solve relevant, nagging business-related problems via innovation with similarly-minded drones. It's actually fun to do, but if it's not part of your "official" job description there's the risk that you get called on it ("wasting time", from a short-sighted management perspective).
Google's idea of paid 20% time on personal interest projects is a good one, as people that prove that they can consistently come up wi
Perhaps Google Can Explain... (Score:1, Troll)
Perhaps they could erotic pictures next to any search results.
Re:Perhaps Google Can Explain... (Score:1)
Not being allowed to sell trademarks in France to people that don't own them hardly seems "blown to tiny bits and pieces".
Re:Perhaps Google Can Explain... (Score:1)
they can definatly post ads for products that enhance your search results. eg search for bmw and get car stereo ads on the side.
next product: (Score:1)
how do they make money? (Score:2, Offtopic)
I love the company, and I hope they continue doing what they are doing, but looking at their stock I get unpleasant flashbacks to the tech bubble of the late 90's, where companies with high coolness factor but low profits had skyrocketing stocks. Are ads and 'google appliance' sales enough to drive the $189 per-share stock price?
Re:how do they make money? (Score:2)
Are ads and 'google appliance' sales enough to drive the $189 per-share stock price?
I just wish I got into GOOG at 85.
Re:how do they make money? (Score:2)
Are ads and 'google appliance' sales enough to drive the $189 per-share stock price? -- You do realize this question has no meaning. You can't compare stock prices to stock prices because they have different numbers of outstanding shares. The number you should be looking at is the market cap. This takes the number of shares into comparison. The market cap for GOOG is about the same as that of YHOO. Of the two, which do you think will be more successfull?
Re:how do they make money? (Score:2)
So you've got NOTHING to do? (Score:3, Interesting)
"If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean."
I've recently seen in Waffle House they have a sign for the cook.. after the last order, "Kill the flame and GET IN THE GAME". Meaning to turn off the gas burner (they NEVER do) and to "walk the line," cleaning. Hey, remind me to never go back to a food service job, where the very idea that your work might be done and you might sit around for a minute or two is ludicrous. I can't believe I used to live like that.
My point is that some of these projects that come out, as cool as they are, seem extraneous, almost like they're SO BORED with web searching that they just come up with this stuff in their spare time.
"Oh, so I suppose that search code is BUG FREE, then??!?! Huh, Google?"
I love Google. Love 'em. The mapping is awesome, the mail is awesome -- I even love Google Sets, which seems to be perpetually in the lab.
RP
Bubble Blowing (Score:2)
Re:robots.txt files revealing (Score:1, Funny)
Re:robots.txt files revealing (Score:1)
Take that and the fact that there's still a lot of varied work going on there that the White House is deeply involved in and I'm not that surprised that every directory has an Iraq subdirectory.
Be more concerned when they include Iran or North Korea in their robots.txt
Re:robots.txt files revealing (Score:3, Interesting)
Disallow:
WTF
But really, it looks like they disallowed every
(Yes, this is a joke, look up google bombing [I think that's the term])
Re:Google Model (Score:2)
Re:photo organizer?? (Score:4, Informative)
http://www.google.com/downloads/
Re: (Score:2)
Re:photo organizer?? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:photo organizer?? (Score:1)
My experience (Score:2)
I can't seem to be able to understand the scroll pane for the thumbnails, though. If I want to scroll to the end, it jumps back to where it was once I release the mouse button after dragging it down. Very annoying.
Re:Why oh why won't it fly? (Score:3, Insightful)
While google is certainly currently over priced, they're value is not 0. They have lots of revenue.
Most of the dot bombs never had any real amount of revenue. The ones that did (ebay & amazon) are still around... Google will be around in 2007... Perhaps not at its current price, but it will be around...
Re:Why oh why won't it fly? (Score:5, Informative)
There are so many differences between Google and 99% of the dot coms that IPO'd, I'm not even sure where to start.
1. Google was already profitable before the IPO - they've been profitable since 2001, in fact.
2. Google did not give away control of their company to investors - public investors only hold 10% of the company, and the founders still fully control it.
3. Even if their share price collapses (it's most likely overvalued, but I'm not sure by how much), there's no reason the company has to collapse. A surprising number of "failed" dot-coms are still around and doing okay, even with tiny share prices. Google is in a much better situation than almost all of them were, in terms of long-term profitability and a sustainable business plan.
Re:Why oh why won't it fly? (Score:2)
google has a solid (i.e. already proven to be profittable) business model. most dot-coms didn't - they were mostly mundane business models that were somehow considered "novel" simply because they used internet as the communication medium.
Re:Why oh why won't it fly? (Score:2)
I think you mean "google has a currently solid business model." I love google, and use it an aweful lot. I even think adclick is a good advertizing model. However, their continued success depends (IMO) on them adapting their technology and business practices so they keep being profitable -- even in the face of people trying to manipulate search results and other companies copying the best of google's ideas.
Re:Why oh why won't it fly? (Score:2)
Re:Why oh why won't it fly? (Score:2)
4. They are still in business.
Re:Internationalize? (Score:2)