Is This the Holodeck? 206
WillCodeForRaisins writes "CNET News is reporting that Japan's Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications is planning to create "virtual reality" High-Definition 3-D TV which will allow you to smell and even touch objects in the 3-D space. This national research project is meant to be part of a larger vision under which Japan aims to promote "universal communication," a concept whereby information is shared smoothly and intelligently regardless of location or language. Imagine watching a football game on a TV that not only shows the players in three dimensions but also lets you experience the smells of the stadium and maybe even pat a goal scorer on the back. How are they planning to do this? Ummm... looks like wait and see."
Really Virtual Reality (Score:3, Insightful)
-kaplanfx
Re:Really Virtual Reality (Score:3, Funny)
Imagine watching a woman on a TV that not only shows the breasts in three dimensions but also lets you experience the smells of the vagina and maybe even pat a woman on the ass.
Re:Really Virtual Reality (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Really Virtual Reality (Score:2)
Suddenly a million voices cry out: "So THAT is what that fish joke is all about!"
Re:Really Virtual Reality (Score:2)
Re:Really Virtual Reality (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Their debut album was terrible.
It's funny, laugh.
The End (Score:5, Funny)
-Colin [colingregorypalmer.net]
Re:The End (Score:5, Funny)
You will?
To be honest, I suspect that I will be far too busy having hot, deviant sex with a virtual cheerleading squad to care.
Re:The End (Score:2)
immediate application (Score:1, Funny)
How long until the porn industry picks up on this one? "Touch my virtual objects, baby."
Re:immediate application (Score:1)
Re:immediate application (Score:5, Funny)
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Yes, of course (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes, of course (Score:2)
(except that a wannabe male engineer in a jumpsuit a hundred years before, but at the same time a hundred years after you, got pregnant in such a device a hundred years before you at the same time? Long live Berman-Braga consistency.)
Re:Yes, of course (Score:2)
That's about all I can remember about it.
Mycroft
Re:Yes, of course (Score:2)
Though your tone is way off base the substance isn't so much (except the 'footnote' that's just flaim-bait).
None of the books are cannon this is correct. Also IIRC it was one the books Shatner wrote (or had a ghost writer do for him). And yes it a retrofit designed in part to tie the two series together.
While I'm not a rabid fan of the show as some are I do recognize it's cultural impact. I also find it entertainin
ahem... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:ahem... (Score:5, Funny)
Was that... supposed to be... a William Shatner impersonation?
Re:ahem... (Score:2)
Just let reporters redefine the term and we can have anything!
Not the Holodeck (Score:2, Interesting)
Some other time I might mention about the limitation of bandwidth demand based on my inability to "sink" more than about 280 MB/sec.
information is shared smoothly and intelligently (Score:2)
These initiatives are usually well intentioned (Japan has a vested intererest in understanding what the hell every other English speaker in the world is talking about), well funded (Japan has more money than you think) and utterly doomed to failure.
Wait another ten years. Move along here.
Re:information is shared smoothly and intelligentl (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, Japan is known for these sorts of long-range projects.
They figure even if it ultimately gets nowhere near the desired goal, the spin offs will be profitable and useful.
Remember the Fifth Generation Computer Project? They got absolutely nowhere near what they wanted with that - but it did boost their IT industry.
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Re:information is shared smoothly and intelligentl (Score:5, Insightful)
This probably won't produce a holodeck, but given CAVE technology (works), haptics (works), and some of the newer innovations such as microvoltage stimulation for motion effects, you may actually get something this time, even if it won't be the Trek 23rd century version.
I personally look forward to virtual clothes shopping, at least for other people whom I generally have to follow around and critique during the process.
taste (Score:1)
Re:taste (Score:1)
Re:taste (Score:2)
So, if they've got smell down, taste isn't too far away :)
Re:taste (Score:2)
Only because it usually overwhelms the sense of taste. There is a disease called anosmia, which is the inability to smell. Anosmiacs, however, can still taste though probably not with the same subtlety.
Oh Wow What's That I Can Smell And Feel? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh Wow What's That I Can Smell And Feel? (Score:2)
Literally!
^______^
And if it was.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And if it was.... (Score:2)
You wouldn't just walk right through stuff anymore.
Re:And if it was.... (Score:4, Funny)
Wow (Score:1, Interesting)
No. (Score:5, Funny)
Flickering see-through projections and little puffs of smelly air trying to convince you that you're experiencing a real horse simply can't compete with standing next to an actual, farty horse.
Re:No. (Score:1)
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I know you won't believe this, but I wasn't even thinking about that when I chose farty horses.
A scent cone, in bird-hunting vernacular, is that shifting puddle of scent that fans out from, say, a pheasant that's camped out in a bush or other cover. The farther away you are from the bird, the wider the pattern. This is what a bird dog encounters in the field, and usually follows the "cone" in towards the more dense sour
Re:No. (Score:2)
Re:No. (Score:2)
Not having ANY idea what you're talking about, I'm going to have to say no.
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Well, now, see, if you'd asked me to guess the signifigance of "Enumclaw" as a word (which I had not yet associated with an actual place), I'd have guessed that it was either an MMORPG server name, or perhaps some new open source *nix-oriented text editor. The whole horse-does-man-to-death thing would have been pretty low on my speculation-o-meter. Thanks (well, not really) for bring
Re:No. (Score:2)
Re:No. (Score:2, Insightful)
Pr0n (Score:2, Funny)
Kinky. I can see this would be a new frontier for the porn industry.
Re:Pr0n (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Pr0n (Score:2)
only the first time...
That'd be nice... (Score:5, Interesting)
So basically they said that, yeah, we'd like to make a super futuristic display device and have it ready in 15 years. Meanwhile there has been really no progress in any of these fronts. Pretty much all 3d displays are just stereoscopy, and nothing terribly interesting seems to have happened with haptics in the last five years.
So yeah, that'd be nice, but you have to have some of the building blocks before you can make the grand vision.
Re:That'd be nice... (Score:4, Interesting)
What occurs to me is that if a system like this becomes commonplace, and the majority of humans never actually go to the ballpark, then the typical smell of a stadium or ballpark becomes arbitrary (the "tasty wheat" paradox).
cheers, ben
Re:That'd be nice... (Score:2)
Mycroft
Re:That'd be nice... (Score:2)
The silly part of the article (Score:2)
If they were trying to get me to invest in this, I don't think they would need to make much of a case as to whether its useful. They should concentrate on trying to convince me that they could actually implement this kind of technology. (which I doubt very much - how do you get holograms that you can feel?)
Re:The silly part of the article (Score:1)
Although you might want to buy a nice virtual handbag for your avatar so you look snazzy.
All in all, I'm still waiting for some kinda of direct brain interface rather than trying to cludge together inputs for these primitive eye, ear, hand, and nose interfaces.
Re:The silly part of the article (Score:2)
Virtual Reality To The Next Level (Score:3, Interesting)
Personally, I'd rather simulate being in space, other cool adverture, etcetera.......
When it becomes available in the US (Score:2, Interesting)
Imagine getting busted cuz you was pretending to be a VR prostitute for a while just cuz you felt sleezy...
Re:When it becomes available in the US (Score:2)
Imagine the humiliation when the John discovers that the prostitute is named Melvin.
Re:When it becomes available in the US (Score:2)
Re:When it becomes available in the US (Score:2)
Or more likely...would you be tossed in the slammer for having VR sex with an "underage" girl? I would hope current rulings apply, but the thought is still scary. (Insert disclaimer that I don't support pedophilia, just saying that if its virtual, nobody gets hurt)
Japan doesn't give a damn if they reach the goal (Score:1)
It's like the Apollo project: landing on the moon is nice from a propaganda viewpoint, but ultimately a very useless thing to accomplish, at least the way they did it. The real benefit was all the tech that was developed to get there. THAT was the real payoff of the whole thing. Same with this attempt to create a holodeck.
Re:Japan doesn't give a damn if they reach the goa (Score:3, Informative)
Exactly.
They did the same thing with the Fifth Generation Computing Project back in the eighties.
spinoff technologies. (Score:2)
World Cup (Score:1)
Can you imagine hovering over your TV to watch Japan versus Brazil in the finals of the World Cup
While not imposible, it is very unlikely to happen anytime in the near future. On the other hand, who knows, in 18 years, they might be actually be able to field a world cup winning team. There is usually a lag between hosting a world cup and a vitalization of a strong football program. While not s
Re:World Cup (Score:2)
Haha yes. I read that and thought, "oh, well this settles it. It's definitely a fake."
I imagine we'll see Holodecks before Japanese WC finals teams.
I Can't Wait (Score:2)
for the first Corrs concert broadcast this way!
I could throw a virtual teddy bear on stage for Andrea! That way she wouldn't get clocked in the head with one like she did in Montreal last year (she said, "Okay, who hit me in the head? Thanks, anyway!")
And she wouldn't have to put it in her luggage!
Especially since the next time they come through the Bay Area, I'm gonna get her a huge stuffed gorilla - enough of this teddy bear shit! I want Jim to be able to say he always knew she'd end up in the arms of a g
they got the idea from the Food Network (Score:2)
Re:That's Steve Allen's Smellavision (Score:2)
Re:That's Steve Allen's Smellavision (Score:2)
Finally (Score:1)
Toll Collectors (Score:2)
Meanwhile, Toshiba's already got one. A little one, but 15 years ahead of schedule. [japancorp.net]
Let me be the 1st to say (Score:1, Redundant)
(to the tune of M. Pythons Spam)
Porn, Porn, Porn, Porn
Porn, Porn, Porn, Porn
Horny Porn, Wonderful Porn...
So ... (Score:1)
Not meaning to be disrespectful, but I always love it when Big Government tells us what toys we will be playing with in ten years.
And while I love the Holodeck as the lazy scriptwriter's friend in every other TNG episode, this is one of those technologies that has to be perfect (or at least 99.9%) to work. Total immersion in a Doom-like Game - Hell, yes. Smelling a TV set designer's idea of a football stadium while sitting on my couch -
Re:So ... (Score:2)
That's exactly what they want it to be - a stimulation to their industry - not a goal they expect to achieve directly.
In Other News ... (Score:1)
Pay per view - think about it (Score:5, Insightful)
Imagine this (seriously - think about it (it may make you rich)): The amount you pay would get you a better veiw of the action. X amount puts you at the 300 foot level. Y gets you on the 50 yard line, Z puts you on the field.
Football (despite its popularity) isn't the best choice for this. I think motion sickness for all the camera changes would be a bit much.
However, auto racing is a good choice. It already enjoys multi camera (car) angle (one per channel) access on cable providers. Now you could really be in the car with the driver.
Golf is another logical possibility. Stand there at the tee. See the swing and watch the ball go.
Umm.. Swimming, or diving shows may prove a bit of a hard sell. Think of it this way: Ever watch a show with an under water segment (Posiden adventure?) - did you hold your breath, or become very concious of your own breathing while the poor actor seeming had to swim much too far?
Pron: Yeah what ever. Probably the first market segment to leverage the technology, but probably not to its true abilities. But there will be a lot of sales.
Which brings us to the next question: What do you think the band width requirement is going to be. Will your puny little HD-DVD (or BluRay) be enough to drive that kind of display?
Re:Pay per view - think about it (Score:2)
Charging more to be "next to the tee" while electronically witnessing a golf tourney wouldn't make any more sense with a virtual reality system than it does with TV coverage today. It's not like a finite number of people can be "next to the tee." In real life, ringside seats are very valuable precisely beacause of physical space limitations.
On TV today, everyone gets "the best seat in the house." Wit
Smack that ref (Score:4, Funny)
a quibble... (Score:2)
A holodeck would be, at best, sharing experience. Sharing information (especially "intelligently") is, in some ways, a more durable puzzle... if only because each new instance requires a new solution...
Anyone want to take odds on the WTO stepping (Score:3, Funny)
Which brings up the question (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Which brings up the question (Score:2)
(for the clueless: think mile high club)
Re:Which brings up the question (Score:2)
one use (Score:2)
It has really only one use that most users would care about, and for those users, there are also low-frequency ("vibration") versions available.
Other than that, I think most people are grateful that they don't smell the smells at a football game with a zoom lens.
Holodecks will end the world (Score:2)
If the holodeck becomes a reality (pun intended) once it comes down in price where almost everyone can have one, similar to computers, all high tech countries in the world will collapse within a few years. No one will want to leave the holodeck to do anything real. Services will start
Re:Holodecks will end the world (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Holodecks will end the world (Score:2)
As such the real world will decline and systems will start failing and civilization will collapse.
Re:Holodecks will end the world (Score:2)
"A Billion Yen" (Score:3, Informative)
Re:"A Billion Yen" (Score:2)
That isn't all that much.
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Sounds like... (Score:2)
OMG, yes! (Score:2, Funny)
I for one (Score:2)
think about the resolution (Score:2)
Re:Porno (Score:3, Interesting)
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Re:Porno (Score:2, Offtopic)
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Re:Porno (Score:2)
Mycroft
Re:Cool! (Score:2, Funny)