Google Techs, Webmasters Mingle 86
Steve Nixon writes "Free-flowing beer, live music, karaoke and arcade games kept the party raging at the Googleplex the other night, but the real action was unfolding inside a sterile conference room at Google's headquarters. That's where the cunning internet entrepreneurs who constantly try to manipulate Google's search engine results for a competitive edge were trying to make the most of a rare opportunity to match wits face-to-face with the company's top engineers."
Wow (Score:5, Insightful)
Cool as it is, it just aint that cool.
Mod me down if you want, call me biased but there is tons of other "news for nerds" besides some corporation who is after your dollar.
For some cool search news, Nutch
It's the yahoo tech news feed (Score:5, Informative)
http://news.yahoo.com/i/528 [yahoo.com]
a fairly good percentage of these go on to appear as slashdot stories.
Re:It's the yahoo tech news feed (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:It's the yahoo tech news feed (Score:2)
While the rest come from BoingBoing and other similar sites.
Re:It's the yahoo tech news feed (Score:3, Insightful)
If you don't like it, just read BoingBoing and comment there. The Slashdot community can probably live without your complaining.
Re:It's the yahoo tech news feed (Score:2)
(Looks at user ID for jrockway (229604))
(Looks at user ID for Spoing (152917))
Nope. I didn't miss anything.
If you don't like it, just read BoingBoing and comment there. The Slashdot community can probably live without your complaining.
I do, though, have no clue what you're talking about.
Re:It's the yahoo tech news feed (Score:2)
Re:It's the yahoo tech news feed (Score:2)
Irrelevant, pointless articles lead to a dull conversation about nothing at all.
You just about always have to have a good and topical story posted before you'll find any good comments.
When was the last time you saw an insightful technical comment attached to a slashvertisement story?
Re:Wow (Score:2)
Re:Wow (Score:2)
Re:Wow (Score:4, Insightful)
It is an interesting story for me, even if I would never ever admit it, because secretly, I would like to party at the googleplex. But I would never admit it. The same way most men would like to party at the Playboy Mansion, many nerds (like me) would love to party at the googleplex. And the Playboy Mansion.
Re:Wow (Score:2)
Search http://lucene.apache.org/nutch with Google (Score:2)
How cute!
Plagiarism (Score:1, Insightful)
Site was slow (Score:3, Informative)
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. -- Free-flowing beer, live music, karaoke and arcade games kept the party raging at the Googleplex the other night, but the real action was unfolding inside a sterile conference room at Google's headquarters.
That's where the cunning internet entrepreneurs who constantly try to manipulate Google's search engine results for a competitive edge were trying to make the most of a rare opportunity to match wits face-to-face with the company's top engineers.
Google's code-talking experts, despite putting on a show of being helpful, weren't about to reveal their "secret sauce" -- Google's tightly guarded formula for ranking websites.
But that didn't zap the energy from the "Google Dance" -- an annual summer party that's become a metaphor for the behind-the-scenes twists and turns that can cause websites to rise and fall in Google's search results. For the millions of websites without a well-known domain name, those rankings can mean the difference between success or failure because Google's search engine drives so much of the internet's traffic.
"Being on the first page of Google's results is like gold," said website consultant Gordon Liametz, one of the roughly 2,000 guests at this year's party, held earlier this month at Google's colorful corporate campus.
The webmasters and their consultants paid particularly close attention to Google engineer Matt Cutts, the company's main liaison with the webmaster community and this party's star attraction.
"That's the Mick Jagger of search!" exclaimed e-marketing strategist Seth Wilde as he strolled by Cutts and his audience of webmasters.
Cutts, who has worked at Google for five years, sees it differently. "I feel more like the Rick Moranis of search because I end up dealing with so many quirky and weird cases," he said.
With so much at stake, low-ranked websites spend much time and money trying to elevate their standing, even if they must resort to deception. The tactics include "keyword stuffing" -- peppering a web page with phrases associated with a specific topic such as "laptop computers" in hopes of duping the software "spiders" that troll the internet to feed Google's growing search index.
It's a risky strategy because Google and other search engines penalize websites that get caught gratuitously repeating the same word. In the worst cases, the offending websites are deleted from the index so they don't show up in search results at all.
Sometimes webmasters collude to populate their sites with a large number of incoming links from other sites. This approach makes a site appear more authoritative and popular than it really is and thus rise in rankings.
Such dirty tricks pollute the search results with websites that have little to do with a user's request, frustrating consumers, diminishing Google's credibility and threatening to undermine the company's profits by driving users to its rivals.
Not surprisingly, Google works hard to thwart the mischief makers, sometimes branded as "Black Hats" because of their subterfuge. Engineers frequently tweak the algorithms that determine the rankings, sometimes causing websites perched at the top to fall a few notches or, worse, even plunge to the back pages of the results.
Google's reshuffling raised so many anxieties that webmasters in 2002 began to name the changes after hurricanes and infamous events. One particularly unpopular change Google rolled out in 2003 was dubbed "Florida" after the muddled ballot count in the 2000 presidential election.
Hoping to ease the tensions with webmasters, Google hatched the idea of its "dance" party during an annual search engine convention held in Silicon Valley, just a few miles from Google's headquarters. The company invited some of the Black Hats, effectively welcoming the foxes into the hen house.
"Google realized it was never going to get rid of these (Black Hats), so it decided it may as well work with them," Chris Winfield, a Google Dance party veteran who runs 1
Awww Crap, Google again!!! (Score:1)
If I were google (Score:1, Funny)
2. Invite them to a party
3. Poison their drinks
4. optional - Cut them open, staple their guts to their forheads, take pictures and send to their moms.
5. Profit.
Clusty (Score:5, Interesting)
Clusty would have split into 3 separate cluster trees. In google it would just be out of balance.
Re:Clusty (Score:2)
http://www.dodge.com/ram_truck/ram_truck_flash.ht m l [dodge.com]
Hard to believe Diamler Chrysler couldn't get it in the top ten of a Google search for Ram.
http://www.google.com/search?q=RAM&sourceid=mozill a-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client= firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official [google.com]
One must wonder, now that computers are a home appliance for the masses, if the majorit
Re:Clusty (Score:2, Interesting)
It looks like the recent GoogleDance has corrected this particular problem, though, since it's now the first non-sponsored link. But I've seen the same problem before when trying to use Google to f
Re:Clusty (Score:5, Informative)
Looks to me like Google functions flawlessly in this case. If a person can't be bothered to type dodge when it's a Dodge Ram they're looking for that sounds to me like PEBKAC.
That would be like going to any of the mapping web sites and typing in your street name without city or state. Just dumb. Names get reused, deal with it, be specific.
Re:Clusty (Score:2)
yes, a lot of users could use some lessons in using the search engine. but, no, it's not the right attitude for the SEs to sit on a high chair and demand users get smarter when users are the ones paying their bills.
Re:Clusty (Score:1)
You can mod me down, but how does this reply get a "4" for Informative?
Re:Clusty (Score:2)
Uh, Ok.
If a person can't be bothered to type dodge when it's a Dodge Ram they're looking for that sounds to me like PEBKAC.
What if someone is looking up who makes a Ram, because they don't know the manufacturer. I hate to tell you this, but people who make a lot of money and have good products, realize that users aren't experts, and cater to them.
Re:Clusty (Score:2)
Luckily, a search for ram truck [google.com] also gets you the Dodge web site as the first result.
Re:Clusty (Score:2)
It's not hard to believe at all - that's a stunning example of empathic myopeia.
Walk up to ten people at random on the street and say "Ram. What am I talking about?".
You'll get answers like "sheep", "computer memory", "to push" and "I don't know - what the fuck are you talking about". I guarantee not one person will say "an obscure model of truck made by Dodge".
Jesus - even if they've ever heard of a Dodge Ram (wh
Re:Clusty (Score:2)
> Coincidentally, I just discovered this. I queried Google for 'Sarkar' (which is an Indian name and also the name of an Indian movie) and I got clustered results.
> http://www.google.com/search?q=sarkar [google.com]
yeah (Score:2)
someone asked didn't they?
But... (Score:4, Insightful)
Evil? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Evil? (Score:2, Interesting)
More like they're trying to convert people to buy adspace, I suspect.
Funny how they'll throw these people a kegger, but they won't answer emails from "small" webmasters like me. We've been using Google search for a couple of years, and we have almost a decade and a half worth of email archives. We're the oldest internet resource for owners of a certain brand of cars, and we are widely consid
Re:Evil? (Score:2)
[1] See also: cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Re:Evil? (Score:1)
Keep your friends close,
and your enemies closer?
Re:Evil? (Score:1)
Say What? (Score:5, Informative)
I mean, it reads like a random collection of thoughts about Google.
IMO, not one iota of useful information.
News for nerds? Very debatable.
Stuff that matters? Certainly not.
--
hawkeye
Re:Say What? (Score:1)
It is about GOOGLE, google, apple+intel, google, google...
DN
Re:Say What? (Score:2)
Re:Say What? (Score:5, Funny)
I mean, it reads like a random collection of thoughts about Google.
For a moment, I thought you were describing slashdot in general, not this particular article.
Re:Say What? (Score:1)
A better story (Score:2)
At some point... (Score:5, Insightful)
Granted, I think the reasons that their results are not good is that there are SO many of these black hats trying to pollute their index, so in a sense, they are falling victim to their own success.
Jerry
http://www.cyvin.org/ [cyvin.org]
Re:At some point... (Score:1)
a)the web accelerator debacle
b)certain recent enhancements to their search algorithms which seem not to have affected the searches visibly.
Google, as a public company, certainly cannot be 100% good. Their "d
Re:At some point... (Score:2)
Re:At some point... (Score:2)
I find just the opposite.
I don't really like gmail. I barely ever use froogle. I can't remember the last time I used Groups or the Directory. Maps is nice but it gives me completely wrong directions from time to time.
The only reason I like google is because it's a very good search engine. All the other se
Pointless (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Pointless (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Pointless (Score:2)
Re:Pointless (Score:1)
2. It's Google
3. It's Google
4. It's teh Google
You love it (Score:1)
If this story was so stupid, pointless, and a waste of time, then how would you describe your comments to it? When I get to
server troubles lately (Score:5, Funny)
is that why gmail has been down for the last two days?
Re:server troubles lately (Score:1)
Re:server troubles lately (Score:1)
Re:server troubles lately (Score:1, Funny)
Back in 1999 before the crash of the internet economy when everyone fully intended to be retired before the age of 40, I was working at one of the poster-children for the internet revolution. The day of the IPO, the lead sysadmin made some router changes intended to make it more difficult for persons outside the company network to access company servers. He ended up making a mistake that resulted in much of the production network being inaccessible from the office network.
In a
Adsense (Score:1)
Don't link to Tired (Score:1, Offtopic)
A better headline (Score:1)
Re:A better headline (Score:2)
If so I, for one, welcome out mech-riding electro-whip weilding Google overlords.
Google Dance 2005 (Score:2)
Moaners (Score:1)
Why hate Google?
Too Slow (unlikely),
No results (people are constantly looking for a 1 resulted search GoogleWhack [googlewhack.com]),
Bad GUI (it's clean and simple),
No custom page layouts (check Google IG [google.com]).
Come on people, Google has everything you need and more, why hate it?
Re:Moaners (Score:1)
hip hip hooray. (Score:1)