Coffin Hotels Opening Near You 229
An anonymous reader writes "Britain will soon see the launch of a chain of automated, short-term hotels for travelers and businesspeople." From the article: "Each soundproof cabin will contain a sofa that converts into a double bed, a pull down desk, closet space, adjustable mood lighting, a shower, wireless Internet, an iPod connection and a flat-screen TV. Check-in and check-out will be automated, but food and drinks will be available."
Makes sense (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Makes sense (Score:2)
iPod? (Score:3, Funny)
You insensitive clod!
What about my Creative Zen?
Re:iPod? (Score:5, Insightful)
It's probably just a powered USB port. To most of the world, that is "an ipod connection."
Re:iPod? (Score:2)
Re:iPod? (Score:2)
Re:iPod? (Score:2)
It depends on the iPod. Mine (a 60GB iPod photo) can charge on either USB or FireWire. The oldest iPods can only charge on FireWire because they use a FireWire jack instead of a dock connector. My understanding of some of the newer iPods, OTOH, is that they can only charge on USB.
The weird bit, though, is that the cigarette-lighter-to-USB adapter I already had for some other devices won't work to power my iPod. I had to buy a different one ma
Re:THe improved Haiku version (Score:3, Funny)
that's huge! (Score:5, Informative)
That's huge compared to what they have in Japan. In Japan, they have what are called capsule hotels" [links.net], which is basically like the sleeping tubes in the movie the 5th element.
Re:that's huge! (Score:5, Informative)
Yep. This sounds more like a scaled-down normal room. The capsule hotels in Tokyo and Osaka, for those who don't know, are situated around the major train stations and cater to drunk salarymen who missed the last train and need someplace to crash before work the next morning. As such, they're actually quite expensive (set to be cheaper than taking a taxi home), and often prohibit women guests altogether. If you're looking for somewhere to go with that special someone, there's lots of clean, cheerful "love hotels" dotted around every entertainment district (which, often, are actually cheaper, cleaner and more comfortable than a normal hotel if you're looking for a place to stay overnight).
Re:that's huge! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:that's huge! (Score:4, Interesting)
I'd seriously like to know where you found an actual cheap ryokan.
In my (limited) experience, a ryokan will be traditional and charming, but always somewhere from "quite a lot more expensive than the usual business hotel" to "you have got to be kidding, I could buy these square feet in Tokyo with that kind of money".
That's not to say a ryokan isn't worth the stay; on the contrary. If you're vacationing in Japan, go for the ryokan over the boring hotel every time.
But again, if you're adventurous, take one night or two at a love hotel; the experience really is worth it. My local favourite is "Chapel Christmas", where it's Christmas every day of the year: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jannem/75774506/ [flickr.com]
Re:that's huge! (Score:2)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jannem/9307973/in/se
Re:that's huge! (Score:4, Informative)
Re:that's huge! (Score:2)
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The reason, by the way, that all those salarymen have missed the last train (or so I'm told)...one never takes an earlier train than the last one, because it is important to appear to have been working as late as possible. The next-to-the-last train is usually pretty empty, whereas the last train is packed and some can't get on. I'm told it is not uncommon to sit in the Pachinko parlor until the last train is due.
Different culture than the US, definitely.
Re:that's huge! (Score:2, Insightful)
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I think I am going to have to change my name... (Score:5, Insightful)
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
"It's not like I'm using," Case heard someone say, as he shouldered his way through the crowd around the door of the Chat. "It's like my body's developed this massive drug deficiency." It was a Sprawl voice and a Sprawl joke. The Chatsubo was a bar for professional expatriates; you could drink there for a week and never hear two words in Japanese.
Re:I think I am going to have to change my name... (Score:5, Funny)
I don't get it. A quote about Cheap Hotel "Case never slept in Cheap Hotel, he slept in cheaper places" would have been more relevant.
Re:I think I am going to have to change my name... (Score:2)
Ipod connection? (Score:3, Interesting)
This smells like some smart marketing suit yelling out requirements "we need this...and that!... and an Ipod connection!"
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2)
LOL. Yeah, it's either total marketing BS, or some vice president, ultimately in charge of the project, was reviewing the plans and said "yeah, ok, looks great. throw in an ipod connection, and you're done."
And lo, it happened.
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:5, Funny)
Do you want to advertise a hotel room bookable for four hour slots as coming complete with a "Jack Stick"?
KFG
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2)
Something CNN made up that isn't in the companies PR [yotel.com]
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2)
I read it; several of the comments were asking why it was iPod specific. I was just pointing out that had morphed between the PR and the article.
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:5, Informative)
* Premium and Economy cabins
* Techno Wall with desk, universal port (for your i-pod or PDA) and plenty of storage
* Flat screen TV with surround sound speaker system
* Free Internet - Wired and Wi-fi
* Choice of hundreds of downloadable movies and CD's
* Air conditioning
* Double rotating beds
* Ensuite bathrooms
* Aircraft cabin mood lighting
* Luxury bathroom fittings including monsoon rain shower
* Luxury bedding
* Bespoke Toiletries
* Eat In grazing menu
* Automated Check in / out
* Web booking
Sounds like a USB port.
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2)
A USB port that connects to what? Either it's a USB power-only port, or it's just a regular AC outlet that's more conveniently positioned for devices than for appliances. I'm having trouble visualizing the hotel as a giant USB host.
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2)
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2)
Around these parts it's a stereo phone jack plug.
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2)
Nope. It's a 1/8 inch plug.
It's design is based on imperial units and not metric.
It's miniaturized version of the Ma Bell 1/4" tip and ring plug that was used all throughout the world for telephone switches.
Kinda like how drywall is usually exactly 1/4" no matter where you go, even in most metric countries.
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2)
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2)
An 1/8" jack is what's on your old man's "HiFi" from the 60s or 70s. iPods, PDAs, portable CD players, and other portable audio devices typically use a 3.5mm jack for the headphones, which is much smaller.
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:3, Informative)
No.
You're thinking a 1/4" jack. 3.5mm is 1/8", roughly.
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2, Insightful)
Congratulations, you've won the jackpot. Indeed, it's marketing. What else did you expect? Someone starting up a business with the intention of going bust? Those people are trying to sell a product, which, consequently, has to appeal to their market's tastes. iPods have proven to fit in that picture. So, indeed, it's smart marketing. Good work, I'd say.
What do people have against bus
Re:Ipod connection? (Score:2)
Sound proof and bookable for 4 hour periods.... (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds like the perfect resource for hookers and hitmen!
Re:Sound proof and bookable for 4 hour periods.... (Score:2, Funny)
Or even worse. . .
Street musicians.
KFG
Don't care. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Don't care. (Score:3, Funny)
Strange visitors (Score:3, Funny)
Somethiing similar already exists (Score:5, Informative)
The concept of a small room does appeal to me though. Assuming it was well designed and contains all the amenities, I'd have no problem with it. But the price must be substantially cheaper than a regular room to reflect the higher number of people they're cramming into the same space.
Re:Somethiing similar already exists (Score:3, Funny)
That's every hotel in London.
Re:Somethiing similar already exists (Score:3, Interesting)
Not every hotel. There are some very decent chains and plenty of decent independents out a bit. Go at the right time of year and you'll even find decent offers in more upmarket places. I've never had to spend more than £100 a night and frequently spend a lot less for a decent place. but if you're foolish enough to rent a "tourist class" room around Picadilly Circus then you can expect to stay in a rathole. The same is true of Amsterdam, but even worse since the narrow bu
Re:Somethiing similar already exists (Score:2)
Every Holiday Inn Express (that I have ever stayed at) is roughly 40GBP and they come with a decent breakfast! 100GBP are Disney World prices.
I wish they would show the inside of one of these, or at least a mockup.
--Joey
Re:Somethiing similar already exists (Score:2)
However travellers with a wider than normal waistband should beware of the very narrow toilets.
See: www.hotelformule1.com
Re:Somethiing similar already exists (Score:2)
... no thanks ! - Britain is a dirty island .. (Score:5, Interesting)
How do you know who slept in one of these "pods" before you, or what state you'll find one in ?
Some of the B&B's I've stayed in here have been downright nasty, as well as some hotels and hostels.
We can't even keep our hospitals clean.
Also, everything gets vandalised here, even the windows on the trains have graffiti scratched onto them.
I can imagine "parties" occuring in these pods, where 4 or 5 kids crowd into them, drink themselves into a coma and vomit all over the place - don't think it could happen ? - heh, try living here.
Re:... no thanks ! - Britain is a dirty island .. (Score:3, Insightful)
Im from the UK and i dont find this offensive. Infact its a correct image of the UK.
Alot of people have lost respect for there enviroment.
Re:... no thanks ! - Britain is a dirty island .. (Score:3, Informative)
But, yeah, London is filthy. Manchester is Filthy, and Liverpool and Birmingham are only slightly better.
Milton Keynes is quite clean ;)
Re:... no thanks ! - Britain is a dirty island .. (Score:4, Informative)
If you get off the beaten track a bit, market forces begin to operate and hotels and B&Bs need to compete, ergo standards are infinately better.
I don't think it's right to say that Britain is a 'dirty island' - I have enjoyed some great times there. You just have to know where to avoid I guess - just like any other place.
Re:... no thanks ! - Britain is a dirty island .. (Score:2)
True. Paris, Brussels, and Amsterdam are the same. Poor service, small rooms, high prices. It is the combination of more demand than supply throughout the year (so that there is never an opportune moment for refurbishing the room) and high real estate prices (so that it is hard for competitors to
Re:... no thanks ! - Britain is a dirty island .. (Score:2)
Re:Not a troll! (Score:2)
Re:... no thanks ! - Britain is a dirty island .. (Score:4, Funny)
This is flamebait, dickwad.
Makes sense. (Score:5, Insightful)
Claustrophobic (Score:2, Insightful)
Claustrophilic (Score:5, Funny)
In time for the Olympics? (Score:4, Interesting)
I'm living near london now but very happy that I will be in another country by 2012. London will be hell on earth. Good luck to the locals!
Re:In time for the Olympics? (Score:2)
Well done ;-)
somebody has to do it... [news.com.au]
easyHotel (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No (Score:2)
Is there a laundrette or facilities for washing clothes? No
Is there a telephone available in the room / hotel? No
Can I store my bicycle within the hotel? No
Can I buy alchohol at the hotel? No
Is there a mini-bar in the room? No
Is there a gym in the hotel? No
Is there a swimming pool in the hotel? No
This has David Spade written all over it.
10 square meters a capsule? I live in less (Score:2, Interesting)
A good idea for tourists, too. (Score:3, Interesting)
Sheesh, 10 square metres? (Score:5, Insightful)
They make it seem like 10 square metres is very little. I live in a 1-room, 15 square metre apartment, and I have plenty of space for all my furniture. There's even enough room for a small kitchen in the corner.
Sheesh... Lousy pampered business-men...
*Grumble, grumble*
Re:Sheesh, 10 square metres? (Score:2)
Re:Sheesh, 10 square metres? (Score:2)
I did the math, and it came out to about 110 square feet. That's not just little, it's tiny. I currently have about 6x that space at home, and that's getting to be a bit small now. I suppose it'd be OK for its intended purpose, but even 3x the space would be too small to live in (been there, done that).
Re:Sheesh, 10 square metres? (Score:2)
Re:Sheesh, 10 square metres? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Sheesh, 10 square metres? (Score:2)
The difference between the two is fairly large.
(By the way, my *mattress* is around 2 m^2. If you genuinely live in 15 m^2, I pity you - humans should have more room to breathe than that.)
Missed Connections and Cancelled Flights (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:Missed Connections and Cancelled Flights (Score:2)
If your flight gets canceled, you are probably more interested in catching the earliest flight rather than the size of your room. Like others have said, 10 square meters isn't that small anyway.
The last time my flight got canceled, (Delta, mechanical problems on the first leg of the flight) I got to spend the night in Salt Lake City. It's 10pm, they've rebooked me on a 6am. So it's leave the gate, go to th
The lack of natural light (Score:3, Informative)
Natural light could be provided by a light pipe; a quick google shows that those are commercially available. A decent sized lcd monitor covered with sheers would give you the same effect as a window.
I've travelled a lot and 90% of the time, the view out my hotel room window hasn't been that great. Most of the time I'm in the room with the curtains closed and the window doesn't matter anyway.
The lack of natural light shouldn't be a big deal.
Re:The lack of natural light (Score:3, Insightful)
Price point for budget hotels is already $70 (Score:3, Informative)
The only thing that seems to distinguish the Yotel is "designer" styling - and it will be interesting to see how this stands up to the wear and tear of a small space with high occupancy levels...
Still, if they manage to deliver a hotel which meets the three basic requirements of a hotel - cleanliness, a working shower and a room quiet enough to sleep in - they'll be doing better than the majority of establishments out there!
Hotel For Mule? (Score:2, Funny)
Accor [...] already operates the Formule 1 brand (http://www.hotelformule1.com/ [hotelformule1.com])
Does it smell like a hotel for mules?
Fly Luggage Class! - Save! (Score:2, Interesting)
I would like to see flights with capsules.
Since I'm over 2m tall, the seats are extremely uncomfortable.
If I could opt for a coffin and an unfolded nap, I would almost certainly do so.
Then weight distribution would be easy for the airlines.
Of course there's safety issues, "someone please think of the children."
Re:Fly Luggage Class! - Save! (Score:2)
Then weight distribution would be easy for the airlines.
Of course there's safety issues, "someone please think of the children."
There are possible safety issues with the fasten seatbelts sign too. Then again, these are mostly feelgood BS. There aren't many jetliner crashes that a seatbelt will save you from. And I like turbulence!
Capsule flights--yes please! (Score:2)
Re:Capsule flights--yes please! (Score:3, Insightful)
Lots of reasons it turns out:
Think of The Children... (Score:2)
I see this as a positive thing... (Score:3, Interesting)
I recently took a motorcycling vacation through the UK, and honestly finding places to stay was a little tougher than it is in the US. Here you can be sure of finding a budget hotel easily and quickly. Most of the time, to find somewhere to stay in the UK you've got to be either (a) near a big city or (b) near a tourist trap. That becomes a problem because typically the hotels are more expensive in these areas.
Had this sort of thing been available, then the two nights I spent in London out of my two weeks I probably would have stayed there. It seems like just the sort of thing I needed; small, convenient and the price is not too high. My experience of hotels in England seems typically much higher than I'm used to. While traveling (not for business) I'm usually more than happy with a $40 per night Red Roof Inn.
Having said that, I did end up staying at a hostel in Cardiff that was a lot cheaper than this (and almost stayed at a hostel in Brighton except for finding a great deal on a hotel room down the street). If you don't mind the "communal living" stuff and can live with the odor of weed in the lounge then this is a great option, especially if you're touring on a motorbike or just generally trying to keep the budget low.
Back on topic, I would definitely use hotels like this when traveling. Usually all I need is a single night, and I don't intend on spending a huge amount of time in the room itself. I find the wireless Internet and stuff a little useless though... if this is really a room just to sleep and then go do stuff then why do you need a reason to stick around the little room?? When I was touring, if I wanted to use the Internet I normally didn't use the Hotel Internet connection and instead found a nearby Internet cafe. More sociable, and usually pretty cheap. Plus, I got some good (and bad) tea and coffee out of it
The future of housing in general (Score:2)
Re:The future of housing in general (Score:2)
Cruise ship cabins (Score:4, Insightful)
Mal-2
A shame so many are claustrophobic (Score:5, Interesting)
Imagine a space 9 feet long, 3 feet high, and 3 feet deep. At one end, a 2 foot wide by 2 foot deep table on which could be placed a carry on bag. An electrical outlet could be available for charging laptops and such. The other 7 feet in length (2.13 meters) would be a padded, easily cleanable surface. Set in the wall at the back would be two one time use cleaning rags, a one time use pillow, and a cheap sheet & blanket. Well filtered airflow with a CO and CO2 alarm built in would be a requirement of course.
You put in a credit card, it snaps a picture of the unit and then it opens. You are agreeing to a contract that says:
1. If its not clean, you have 1 minute to decide that and reject the unit.
2. You agree to use it for $x/hour.
3. You agree to a $50 fee if you do not leave it clean.
Assuming it opens, and is clean, you take the first of the two cleaning rags and wipe it down. Toss the rag, and pull out the sheet and blanket, the one time pillow and you've got a bed. Plug in the laptop to charge, pull the door closed behind you and sleep. Both you and the laptop get a couple of hours rest and recharging.
On leaving, you toss the sheets and pillow away, wipe down the bed with the other rag, take your stuff and leave. When you close the door another picture is taken of the "finished" state of the unit in case you've left a mess. A short cleaning cycle runs using fresh air, UV light, and who knows what else. The unit is ready for the next person.
Given most of these places have enough height to them, you could easily stack two.
In an airport, having them in the secure part of the terminal combined with good strong wall makes the security threat pretty minimal.
There are many times in airports I'd have been willing to pay $30 or more for a few hours that way.
Now do this for Airplane Seating! (Score:2)
sure there's a market (Score:2)
I don't mind if the room is small, as long as my bag and I fit in to it and as long as it is clean. Hotels are mostly about providing a false sense of luxury at a lo
10 square meters (Score:2)
Oh, and you'll have to be an officer.
rj
Capsule hotels (Score:2)
no digg (Score:2)
Re:What about a toilet? (Score:5, Funny)
After a night of partying, many college students are already quite comfortable with this idea.
Re:What about a toilet? (Score:2)
That reminds me:
What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
Re:Hmmm (Score:2)
If the lonely businessman is the entertaining one, he's doing it wrong.
Re:Coffin? Bleh... (Score:2)
It's not sarcastic so it's un-British.