Online Store to Sue Blogger Over Google Ranking? 365
An anonymous reader writes "An online business owner is threatening to sue blog owner Dean Hunt (DeanHunt.com) because he is upset that the blog owner is doing better than his business in the Google search rankings. After an initial threat, Dean received a follow-up threatening to take legal action against him. So far Dean has elected not to name and shame this business owner."
Ranking.... (Score:4, Interesting)
I suspect part of the reason is my selective use of links in articles I post to supplement the content I post with targeted information, as well as my hosting it from my office in an educational institution. Occasionally getting linked from places like Slashdot, BoingBoing and Digg can't hurt either....
Re:Ranking.... (Score:4, Insightful)
My resume is better ranked on google than some (minor) online stores.
Re:Ranking.... (Score:5, Insightful)
What I find even more amusing...that so many people thing the internet was constructed primarily for commerce...when in fact, that is only a fairly recent by-product.
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I routinely outrank local businesses that I write about on my site. Generally these businesses are unknown to Google and if I don't link to their actual site (it may not exist prior to me posting about them and them subsequently finding out that I gave them an unfavorable review).
I have watched local businesses like Divinci's Pizza [lazylightning.org] go in and out of business while trying to gain top Google ranking. I have also had pissed off business owners post to my site trying to prove that they aren't as bad as I said they were.
Why am I ranked higher? Probably because of Slashdot and the various other blogs that link back to me (I'm somewhere around 270 links). Other than that, who the fuck knows.
But who cares what they say about their own stuff? (Score:3, Insightful)
If I want to find contact information and other objective information (menus, product/price lists) for the business then I'll try their website first, but if I'm wondering whether to do business with them, frankly their website is secondary.
Even if I'm looking for docs on a particular product I don't bother with start
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Absolutely as it is part of my sig. Why would I not do that as Slashdot ranking has its advantages.
Re:Ranking.... (Score:4, Funny)
Didn't you hear the warnings about hair growing on the bottom of your mouse if you do that too often?
Re:Ranking.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Exactly how does the online business owner figure that the blog owner, Dean Hunt, bears any responsibility for how Google ranks his blog with respect to the online store? Only Google is responsible for how it ranks pages. I suppose the business owner can sue Google, but somehow I doubt he'd get very far, considering that Google doesn't owe the shop owner anything in terms of pageranking unless he entered into some sort of contract with Google, but that's all between him and Google, right?
Re:Ranking.... (Score:5, Interesting)
I would imagine that the business owners are attempting to "fool" google's ranking system. They just assume that Dean Hunt is trying and beating them and they're crying foul.
Perhaps they paid someone like a search engine placement company [seop.com] and feel a little angry at being cheated?
Re:Ranking.... (Score:4, Insightful)
You come along and start "AAA Tree Service Co.", since you also figured out, as did I, that companies are listed in the phone book in alphabetical order. Does this mean I now get to sue you because you are now first in the phone book?
This whole thing is just an utterly ridiculous penis measuring contest.
THIS IS FAKE, HE MADE THIS UP! PLEASE READ. (Score:5, Interesting)
There is NO evidence this guy is telling the truth, but there is ALOT of evidence this guy is lying his ass off. Don't believe this Slashdot readers!
Mod Parent Up (Score:5, Informative)
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Cached page [nyud.net] for people who don't want to help the idiot get hits.
Re:Mod Parent DOWN (Score:5, Funny)
How about these?
asshole [deanhunt.com]
shithead [deanhunt.com]
He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campaign (Score:5, Informative)
This man owns a search optimization business
Nice catch, Sir Homer.
Here's where he tells us he's going to mount a viral campaign [deanhunt.com].
Re:He is in the SEO biz, and this is a viral campa (Score:5, Funny)
An entry for wicktionary:
deanhunt
It looks like this is turning into a cautionary tale for would-be advertising gurus: just becoming widely known is not enough; you need to very much avoid becoming widely known as a laughingstock.
If this is true... (Score:3, Insightful)
Mission accomplished??
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If this really is his plan, then I'd say it's a pretty good hoax. I'm not the only one who finds hoaxes funny.
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Are you seriously arguing that the two don't coincide because the possibly fictitious story has a different timeline than his proclamation that he was going to start a fictitious story?
Um...do you know what fiction is?
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Here's my secret (Score:4, Interesting)
A rich internal link structure.
Blog software creates this by default, but you can do it manually. A recent website I was hired to optimize will illustrate this. The site is customSiliconeBracelets.com. When I was hired they were on the 30th page for their two desired phrases: Silicone Bracelets & Custom Silicone Bracelets. Now, they're number 1 in both of those.
To accomplish this, I did two main things:
1. Add a bunch of text. It's mostly nonsensical. It's not meant for human consumption. It's there for keyword density.
2. Add a shitload of intra-site links. Every keyword in that nonsensical text is linked to other pages in the site. If you tried to navigate the site by following such links (instead of using the sites navigation) you'd go in circles for hours. Which, when you look at the logs, is essentially what Googlebot does.
Of course, there was all the "standard" stuff like page titles, H tags, links with titles, alt text on images, etc. But those only get you so far. The real beef is in the link structures, friends.
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"The custom silicone bracelet ( silicone bracelets ) has become a powerful new medium for organizations, schools, foundations and sports programs worldwide to raise money and promote their message or cause! Commonly referred to as the silicone bracelet, rubber wristband, silicone wristband , rubber bracelet, rubber bracelets, silicone rubber bracelets , charity bracelet , charity wristband,, silicone bracelets, or
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People look at SEO as a scummy job but it exists for a reason. I'm a web developer--I created the companies shopping cart and back-end processing system--and I just happened to get into SEO for a previous client who needed the service. I have no issues with it. I'm not using any unethical or 'ille
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You should have kept it a secret.
You know that Google does ban web sites that are obviously gaming their system. You know that you have set up your current clients so that sooner or later one or more of them will be banned. And now you have publicly stated that you purposefully put your clients in that kind of jeopardy.
Any potential client who googles "shane harter" before committing to you might stumble across these posts and recognize that paying you money for the risk of possibly becoming banned from
Actually.... (Score:3, Interesting)
If it doesn't get banned within 45 days after submission, they pay the remaining part of the contract and it's considered complete.
So far, 15-or-so websites later, I've *never* has a website banned.
All you need to do is follow their webmaster guidelines, as I've already
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I have many thoughts on this.
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You're not deriding the entire software development profession just because some people create spyware, are you? Of course not. You pay your bills writing software. You think it 'contributes to the overall happiness of mankind' or some such thing.
But you're quick to judge the entire SEO indu
Re:Get a Clue. (Score:4, Insightful)
It's a needless waste of natural resources, trees and oil come to mind immediately but there must be others. It does nothing but cause me frustration and increase waste. And you can be sure the junk mailers aren't contributing to even the financial costs of landfill space, let alone the environmental costs of their actions. It is a "tragedy of the commons" situation.
As for "job creation" -- so would roving bands of rock throwing hoodlums. Think of all the glass companies and installers that would employ. Now, breaking people's windows is illegal because it wrongfully deprives the window owners of their personal resources. The distinction with junk mail is that sadly, junk mail is still legal because people haven't figured out that junk mailers are wrongfully depriving us of our resources (money to clean up after the bastards, and environmental destruction to make the crap). So from a moral rather than legal perspective, where "moral" includes the notion that depriving people of their personal resources is wrong, junk mail is just as immoral as property damage. It's just sadly legal.
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Re:Ranking.... (Score:5, Insightful)
As long as your post is modded up and thus visible via article.pl, all your links get counted!
In particular, all +5 Comments' links are registered by google.
Perhaps Its the Lawyer (Score:5, Informative)
Who ever is doing this, I'll bet there's some stupid law they can leverage that says that Top Level Domains (TLDs) should only be used for what they stand for. Afterall, the
When I search for Dean Hunt, the blog beats any references to that lawyer's firm by a long shot but the links referring to the lawyer follow the blog immediately after it's #1 slot.
Anyone else find it hilarious that all these news articles are going to Google bomb the blog into a no-way-beatable #1 position for at least a few months? And what's this guy supposed to do? Check Google daily to ensure that he hasn't offended this ranking implication that the online store claims should be in place superseding Google's pagerank?
Even easier. (Score:5, Insightful)
What's next? Students sued because they're more popular than the unpopular students? "Sally only won home coming queen because she's a cheerleader and promiscuous! It's UNFAIR!"
TV ad - Was your child devastated when she wasn't voted home coming queen? The law offices of Dewey Cheatum can help. We also provide Google ranking services.
Re:Even easier. (Score:5, Funny)
I'd like to meet this Sally.
Re:Even easier. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Even easier. (Score:5, Funny)
No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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I'm not going to say that the quality of an argument doesn't mean anything in Texas.
I'm not going to say that the quality of an argument doesn't mean anything in Texas.
D'oh. Here it comes.
'Reality Based Sources' show that the quality of arguments has no effect on their validity in Texas.
There. I just couldn't resist.
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Even the stupidest lawyers aren't stupid enough (Score:5, Insightful)
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Actually, I think he want the email scanned for bit potential.
It is a well-known fact (among experts at least) that the standard deviation of the bit potential is higher than usual in faked emails. In a normal email, the 0s usually varies between -0.05 and +0.05 and the 1s between 0.95 and 1.05.
In a faked email created with a cheap falsification program, it is not unusual to see variation up to +/- 0.3 from the nominal value.
Using
Commerce (Score:2)
Main Entry: commerce
Pronunciation: 'kä-(")m&rs
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French, from Latin commercium, from com- + merc-, merx merchandise
1 : social intercourse : interchange of ideas, opinions, or sentiments
2 : the exchange or buying and selling of commodities on a large scale involving transportation from place to place
I
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I have encountered many lawyers. Hence
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Cry me a river... (Score:4, Insightful)
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Not News: Small business files weightless and doomed lawsuit over Google ranking.
Slashdot: Some blogger receives email from business complaining about Google ranking.
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Dump him to page 4 (Score:3, Interesting)
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Simple (Score:4, Interesting)
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News in Brief: Slashdot assists in bogus claim! (Score:2, Funny)
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How is this even his problem? (Score:2)
Think about it. No matter how frustrating it may be, can Bob sue Jim because Mary said Jim was a better lover? Of course not.
For that matter, if a lawyer is involved hasn't this already gone far enough to bring in the state bar? Lawyers can push the envelope, but they can't threaten to sue somebody when they know they have absolutely no chance of prevailing.
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Reminds me of.... (Score:5, Funny)
Fighting on the internet is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
While not necessarily the most tactful of quotes, it does ring true.
Bernard Shiffman (Score:2)
MY BLOG WAS SUED BY MICROSOFT (Score:5, Interesting)
Seriously. Show an ounce of journalistic integrity and don't give a podium to utterly baseless claims. He doesn't even say what company is suing him so we can't even bother to ask that company if this is real. Any idiot could have made this up for the singular purpose of driving up hits. I am not saying that the guy is liar (he very well could be telling the truth), just he shouldn't get a free stage to advertise until there is at least the semblance of a claim that can be fact checked.
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So, is "anonymous reader" the opposing site owner? (Score:2)
I am not saying that "anonymous reader" IS the person sending the threats to Deanhunt.com
30 Comments and nobody asking about Mike? (Score:4, Interesting)
Laugh. It's funny.
Okay, it isn't. It's tired and overused. And oddly enough, MikeHunt.com is safe for work. Whoddathunkit?
Never underestimate the subtle stuff. (Score:4, Interesting)
Sure, Google ranks plenty of blatant trash higher than it sometimes should, but it's not always that way. My own experience is that actual, real content remains king. Small businesses frequently don't take the time to actually write any real meat for their own web sites. Hell, a lot my older stuff still isn't even all that standards-compliant (I swear I'll get around that CSS stuff one of these days), but it usually exceeds the sites about which I'm writing. And, of course, it's a feedback loop. The more credible some of my pages appear, the higher the new ones rank, too. No witchcraft, no magic sauce: just careful writing and resisting the urge to run content from the slimier ad engines.
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Very well said. It seems that blogs in general are Google's favourite subject matter because they are composed of full sentences and typically contain hyperlinks to popular sites. Many businesses use decade-old tricks like spamming meta tags or individual words in text the same colour as the background, and Google has evolved much since then. In other cases, corporate sites use gratuitous Flash elements, complex dynamic content, or session IDs which cannot be consider
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If a person beats another person for coercive purposes, that's illegal. If a person makes a threat of physical violence in order to get someone to change their behavior, that's illegal. If a person files a frivolous lawsuit that can be illegal. When is it going to be illegal to thre
My response (Score:5, Funny)
Since your business [edited].com is doing rather well and top ranking is important to your business. Please transfer $[edited] in U.S. dollars to this [edited] account. When that happens I will gladly remove any and all references to [edited].com.
Thanks and bite me
Not convinced this guy is truthful (Score:5, Interesting)
It raises some suspicion as this guy's business seems to be googlebombing. Perhaps he fabricated this story in order to get his website up in PageRank by people linking to him.
Re:Not convinced this guy is truthful (Score:5, Interesting)
SEO slashvertisement - viral campaign (Score:5, Informative)
He even wrote: I will make a viral campaign!
http://deanhunt.com/category/seo/ [deanhunt.com]
This is it and you have fallen for it. Stupidos.
One Last Email (Score:2)
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It's designed to prevent cybersquatting, but it doesn't do much good at that, and a lawsuit there is only intermittently successful. Either way it only applies to domain names, not Google search ke
Tuttle Award nominee (Score:5, Funny)
See Misconfigured Webserver, Threats to Call FBI [slashdot.org].
Re:Tuttle Award nominee (Score:5, Informative)
Tuttleing:
When a person or group make an ass of themselves on the Internet by threatening legal action without just cause.
Usually involving some abuse of power or position all they while displaying a large degree of arrogance and stupidity.
The numbers don't lie (Score:2)
If anyone cares, I wrote a rather opinionated, juvenile, and scathing blog entry [demodulated.com] on this topic. The next day I felt bad about being such a meanie to Dave Redl so I wrote a follow-up arti [demodulated.com]
WIFM! (Score:2)
A key marketing term. People only go to a web site when there is something in it for them.
If you just put advertising for your service or product, people will only go when they want your service or product -- if they make it through all your competitors. People generally do not send others to a sales pitch. If you put up information related to your product, but also to educate them and turn it into more of a destination then to buy, you get people going there before they want to buy so wh
Could it be? (Score:2)
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SEO Viral Campaign (Score:5, Informative)
fake news, viral marketing (Score:5, Informative)
http://deanhunt.com/category/seo/ [deanhunt.com]
Basically this guy has a side job of helping companies up their pageranks, and made all this up as an "experiment in viral marketing". Nothing to see here...and sure explains why he's keeping the company name and search terms secret.
Check out how he is doing it! (Score:5, Insightful)
this is crazy (Score:4, Informative)
How could someone sue another site owner over his google ranking? He has no control over how google rank his site, unless he paid google, which is perfectly legal anyway. At least they should be suing google, but probably decided they'd be destined to lose.
Anyway google don't hide the fact that they sell search ranking order as a product/service.
I'm Still Waiting To Be Extorted... (Score:4, Insightful)
Another fun one, would be my real name itself (James Meade), which actually is a popular clothing manufacturer out in the U.K., similar to what Levi Strauss is here in the U.S. I'm not real worried about them though, since I rarely use my real name online more than I have to.
At any rate, it helps to be aware of how your identity could be taken out of it's original context and used for commercial purposes.
Needless to say, it does bring up an important question... how much is your online identity worth to you? And on what terms would you be willing to part with it?
"key" words (Score:3, Insightful)
Why is this even on Slashdot? (Score:5, Informative)
2) This guy is quite clearly interested in fiddling with Google rankings - indulging him by linking and quoting his blog is really really not very helpful.
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Presuming Mr. [edited] actually contacted Google as he said he did, he has admitted to Google that he DOES want to fiddle with his ratings. And thus I'm sure Google will give Mr. [edited] the exact amount of attention he deserves.
Dunno if it is a hoax or not (Score:3, Interesting)
Business should be ranked higher because why?! (Score:3, Interesting)
But for this business professional to actually come out and SAY what I had always suspected they believe is just... I don't know the word for it... unsettling in a way. I guess it's because I also believe there is a lot more that goes unsaid. So like cockroaches, if you see one, there's probably thousands. If they'll say this and believe it, there's probably a LOT worse going on in his head.
It is real? (Score:3, Insightful)
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Re:please counter-sue (Score:5, Funny)
Brilliant!
Re:The blogger's problem? (Score:4, Funny)
I'm sorry, sir, but we won't be needing you and your fancy rational thinking on the jury. Have a nice day!
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Re:Hoax or not it's damn funny. (Score:5, Insightful)
This newly-created account is Dean Hunt!! Read his posts. They're subtle attempts to get people to link to the story, as well as convince them it's not a hoax. Another Slashdotter figured this out, and I completely agree.
You, sir, are a scum-bag loser.