Former Microsoft CTO Builds Kitchen Laboratory 127
circletimessquare writes "Nathan Myhrvold, former CTO of Microsoft, is self-publishing a cook book with scientific underpinnings. The man who presided over the original iterations of Windows has built a laboratory kitchen, hired 5 chefs, and plays with misplaced lab equipment: using an autoclave as a pressure cooker, using a 100-ton hydraulic press to make beef jerky, and using an ultrasonic welder for... he's not sure yet. The article includes a video on how to cryosear and cryorender duck. 'It's basically like a software project,' Dr. Myhrvold said. 'It's very much like a review we would do at Microsoft.' Is it possible to BSoD food?"
"Is it possible to BSoD food?" (Score:5, Funny)
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So they hired my mother-in-law?
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Boiled Soup of Dehydration.
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Bad Soup of Death?
Eric XIV of Sweden [wikipedia.org] will vouch for this issue.
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That and Alton Brown throws in a little Python-esqe humor with his stuff.
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This is Microsoft we are talking about. They gave us the Blue Screen of Death.
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Beware the blue cheese, used for...
Blue Sauce of Death!
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it's not for you.
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Botulism Salmonella or Diarrhea?
HCN will do it. (Score:2)
Sprinkle a bit of a cyanide compound on it - and avoid acidic ingredients so it doesn't convert to Hydrogen Cyanide until it hits the stomach.
Death and turning a nice solid blue is two out of three. I suppose you could use a "screen" (the draining and sprinkling tool) to evenly distribute the "seasoning" in powdered form.
Gives the dish a nice Almond smell. It's tempting to use it on an almond pie for desert but that's not authentic: It should be something that's eaten at some point mid-meal so the timing
If it is as ... (Score:1)
... slow as Vista, we will starve to death.
Patent troll or genuis (or both ?) (Score:4, Interesting)
The was an article on him a few years ago which seemed to suggest that he was being a patent troll and his 'inventions' just a cover (though to be fair he is a real super genius... worked with Stephen Hawking, publications in Nature and Science and even a paper on paleontology !!! ):
http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2006/07/10/8380798/ [cnn.com]
(Who's afraid of Nathan Myhrvold?
The giants of tech, that's who. And they have a nasty name for the former Microsoft honcho: "patent troll."
FORTUNE Magazine
By Nicholas Varchaver, FORTUNE senior writer
June 26 2006: 1:20 PM EDT)
Patent troll or not, I have to admit that kitchen would have any tech savy cook drooling :) :)
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Heston Blumethal may have some prior art. (Score:1, Informative)
http://www.fatduck.co.uk/
"We embrace innovation—new ingredients, techniques, appliances, information, and ideas—whenever it can make a real contribution to our cooking.
We do not pursue novelty for its own sake. We may use modern thickeners, sugar substitutes, enzymes, liquid nitrogen, sous-vide, dehydration, and other nontraditional means, but these do not define our cooking. They are a few of the many tools that we are fortunate to have available as we strive to make delicious and stimulating d
Microsoft Cuisine !!! (Score:3, Funny)
Reminds me this old joke parodying Microsoft business practice and FUD strategies :
Microsoft Cuisine [davar.net].
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Dear Microsoft (Score:1, Flamebait)
Thou shalt not brute-force cooking.
REAL chefs will have no interest in your stupid book.
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Who said he wants chefs to read it?
maybe it's aimed at engineers, scientists and programmers, and people who like reading interesting things written by interesting people...
Besides, any fool can cook ordinary food in an ordinary kitchen. It's the mad food scientists like Heston Blumenthal and presumably this bloke (would help if it was actually possible to RTFA...) that are doing interesting and different things (they might be pointless and daft, but they're interesting and definitely book-worthy)
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Thou shalt not brute-force cooking. REAL chefs will have no interest in your stupid book.
Never heard of Heston Blumenthal then...
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Or Wylie Dufresne [wd-50.com], or Homaro Cantu [wikipedia.org], or the field of Molecular Gastronomy [wikipedia.org].
Lots of chefs are using cutting edge technology to do really exotic things with food both in technique and results. And, they've been doing it for a long time.
Cheers
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MS food (Score:5, Funny)
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Only if you eat spaghetti code.
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The phrase 'core dump' springs to mind.
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Definitely. [theregister.co.uk]
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Dr. Watson, I need you....
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The phrase 'core dump' springs to mind.
In my uni days we use to say "Excuse me, gotta dump core" when we wanted to go to the bathroom.
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I presume you're posting from the library, that you may put the money you'd otherwise spend on an internet connection into feeding the poor?
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And so now they can claim... (Score:1)
All your roast-beefs are belong to us ?!?
just don't (Score:1)
Method (Score:4, Funny)
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I was thinking more along the lines of they ate too much of a bad batch of Win 98 and barfed up ME.
After snacking on that XP that had been left out of the refrigerator too long, barfed up Vista.
In software and the kitchen (Score:1)
Heston Blumenthal got there first (Score:5, Informative)
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Same thought here - sounds a lot like Heston Blumenthal's approach to cooking... ...and in a true Microsoft way, Nathan Myhrvold will now 'innovate' this as the new way, long after others have 'paved the way'... ;-)
Though, I doubt Myhrvold will pick up 3 Michelin stars along the way, like Blumenthal has.
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Oh yes let's do crap dishes and make people pay oodles of money for it.
I have seen and heard about the Fat Duck and while the elite cuisine establishment can be quite anal, we don't need to go to molecular chemistry. For if we go to molecular chemistry why are we even using real food in the first place? Why not just synthesize everything in the first place? Would make life a lot easier for the Fat Duck....
What bothers me with people like Nathan and in fact the entire freaken generation like him is that they
Re:Heston Blumenthal got there first (Score:4, Interesting)
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Doing food chemistry in the kitchen is just novelty. The restaurant is loved because it's new and exciting to the jaded, idle rich.
As opposed to jaded, bored Slashdot nerds? :)
Applying our understanding of the human body and food chemistry to the art of creating great food makes a ton of sense. It allows one to create new, unique experiences, be it flavours, textures, colours, etc, and to do so optimizing for what we know about human anatomy (an excellent example of this is the use of atomizers to stimulat
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I wish these folks would just sit on the sidelines and let people come up with real solutions
Perhaps you should ignore the media hype about the Fat duck and its so-called 'molecular cooking' (which is just a term used to describe thinking what happens when you cook - like protein chains tightening under heat, etc).
For real solutions, take a look at what he did with the restaurant chain Little Chef. This was an iconic British brand from years back that was in decline, so he came in to make menus for it that would fit its price range and quick cook requirements. He did very well at it too. There were
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Flamebait, but I'll bite.
Oh yes let's do crap dishes and make people pay oodles of money for it.
So what? You pay money for crappy food, don't you? Or do you eat Kobe steaks all the time? In any case, crappiness is purely a subjective thing. Lots of people don't seem to find it crappy at all.
I have seen and heard about the Fat Duck and while the elite cuisine establishment can be quite anal, we don't need to go to molecular chemistry. For if we go to molecular chemistry why are we even using real food in the first place? Why not just synthesize everything in the first place? Would make life a lot easier for the Fat Duck....
Sure, it could. However, why is the field of culinary fine dining suddenly beholden to your fancies? Fat Duck is doing what it wants to, and this is obviously working for them.
In any case, this so-called molecular gastronomy has been going on for a long long time. What do you think makes yo
Molecular chemistry? (Score:2)
What's molecular chemistry? More to the point, what's nonmolecular chemistry?
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Cooking is applied chemistry. Ergo, understanding the chemistry of food can be useful for a chef, especially an experimental one.
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FTA:
So, he's hired the guy that probably actually came up with that idea and is also apparently a 'master french chef' himself (according to Wikipedia at least). They also have a quote from Wylie Dufresne who sounded somewhat impressed, so I tend to t
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If it's cheaper than the Fat Duck one - which was over £100 last time I checked - I shall pick up a copy. If only for entertainment purposes.
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"He hired 15 people, including 5 professional chefs, a photographer, an art director and writers and editors, to create it. They included Christopher Young, a biochemistry-graduate-student-turned-chef who headed the research kitchen at the Fat Duck near London, one of the most innovative restaurants in the world."
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He's not "the" Fat Duck guy, he's "a" Fat Duck guy. The Fat Duck guy is Heston Blumenthal.
Read the article: he didn't (Score:2)
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From the fine article you didn't read:
So yes, it isn't new. But the article didn't claim it was and even explicitly named the Fat Duck as one of the inspirations for the work.
So he's been spending too much time reading... (Score:2)
...Heston Blumenthal's output. Who hasn't? The only reason the rest of us don't have kitchens filled with expensive gadgets (and experienced help) is lack of finance. :)
Heston Blumenthal (Score:1)
Has been doing this for years. I am unsurprised that the NYT doesn't even bother to acknowledge this.
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way to RTFA there :p
Cooking? (Score:1)
I hope that this laboratory kitchen is not to cooking what windows is to software.
But I can't help thinking it is...
That's such a waste of resources (food, talent, machine, time)
FUD — Fucking Unusable Diet ... (Score:2)
Shades a new light on the idiom mischief is brewing.
CC.
Frankenstein (Score:2)
... inventing a new battery, taming hurricanes, defeating disease... attracting lightning, tunneling it into the autoclave... Frankenstein! Just like he did when he managed the Windows codebase.
Molecular gastronomy (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Molecular gastronomy (Score:4, Funny)
This is not a new idea. See wikipedia on molecular gastronomy [wikipedia.org]. Mhyrvold will probably try to patent [slashdot.org] it though.
Color me shocked that a Microsoftie is doing something unoriginal.
Now, if Microsoft-style food makes your stomach unstable, that's just because you can't expect the creator of the food to test it in every possible stomach, and I'm sure they'll fix it in one of the service packs.
And the fact that Myhrvold doesn't yet know about things like pasteurization, filtering, and qualification of suppliers, used to deal with physical, chemical, and biological threats in the food does not mean that any food-borne pathogens, poisons, hormones, rocks or glass shards are his fault. He wants to dominate the market, and making lots of food for lots of people (he's working on deals with schools so kids won't be able to eat any kind of food but Myhrvold Food) means that there will be more of it in which pathogens, dangerous chemicals, and solid debris can hide. That's not Myhrvold's fault, and you fanbois who insist on eating food whose ingredients have been properly qualified, inspected, and treated to remove possible threats, well, the only reason your food is not being attacked is because Myhrvold's food presents a much more high-profile target for biological, chemical, and physical threats, so the threats don't even bother showing up in other food.
Plus, Myhrvold paid a company a bunch of money and they did a study showing that if you ignore hospital bills, funeral expenses, cleaning bills to remove spewed vomit, violently ejected diarrhea, and squirted blood from clothes, personal belongings, homes, places of work, car interiors, stores, schools, etc., and the permanent damage done to the digestive systems of those who have eaten Myhrvold Food and survived, then despite the fact that Myhrvold food is cheaper than what you get at those fancy restaurants that obey the safety and inspection laws, and even cheaper in total overall cost than the food you buy inexpensively at grocery stores and farmers' markets.
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Who said it was? The article explains that he lured away one of Blumenthal's own research chefs for the book project, and even the summary is pretty clear on the matter.
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This is old stuff. People at CERN are going to get into the business of subnuclear gastronomy, as soon as the supercollider is back into activity again.
Why else would they be trying to train birds to drop baguettes in it?
Bloat... (Score:1)
"The project has grown in size and scope. Originally planned as a 300-page discussion of sous vide, an increasingly popular restaurant technique of cooking food in vacuum-sealed bags in warm water baths, the book has swelled to 1,500 pages that will also cover microbiology, food safety, the physics of heat transfer on the stove and in the oven, formulas for turning fruit and vegetable juices into gels, and more."
Has gone from win 2000 to vista, how long before it cuts the bloat and comes to Win 7??
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it's great. you cook at sub-boiling temperatures, with food sealed in an evacuated plastic bag and placed under hot water for long periods. kills all bacteria, so the result doesn't need refridgerating
This is not only wrong, but incredibly dangerous. While you can pasteurize food to kill bacteria (allowing you to safely cook chicken to only 141 degrees, for example, by keeping it at that temperature for a long enough time), sub-boiling temperatures do not kill botulism spores. Those spores are temporarily deactivated at cooking or refrigeration temperatures, but will survive the process. And, since they thrive in an anaerobic environment, the vacuum packing makes it more dangerous, not less, to store the
I want a copy! (Score:2)
What the world needs...is vegan cheese. (Score:2, Interesting)
Given that he's experimenting with beef jerky and cryoseared duck, I doubt he'd go in such a direction but what I'd like to see is a good vegan cheese.
Those of you you have never tried the existing vegan cheese products will no doubt be puzzled - but those of you who have will either see the need or are hard-core masochists (the ethical problem with cheese is that to keep the cows producing milk the cows have to keep having calves and the calves get turned into veal which is quite unpleasant for the calves
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Our local ethical farmer (Score:2)
I personally do not ha
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Daiya is fairly good, as is Follow Your Heart. But it is very difficult to replicate the stretchiness that casein imparts to cheese with other proteins.
I don't even want a cheese that's vegan, necessarily... I have no ethical problems with animal products*. I just want a cheese sub that doesn't contain any trace of dairy, soy, canola, eggs, or for that matter, gluten or corn.
* I have ethical problems with the way most food animals are raised, and do my best to choose meat that's been pastured and grass- (
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Couldn't someone just start a farm where the calves weren't sold for veal and charge a premium price to vegans to cover the loss in earnings, or something?
Chef Blows Off His Own Hands in Cooking Accident (Score:3, Interesting)
This [sky.com] is why kitchen laboratories should not be taken so lightly.
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No, that's why liquid nitrogen shouldn't be taken lightly:
Sounds like he needs to team up with Ferran Adria (Score:2)
This stuff is seriously cool and eating at a restaurant specializing in this style, while expensive, is definitely an experience worth having.
I live in Chicago and we are proud to have several famous chefs from this school of cooking with great restaurants including Alinea, Graham Elliot and Moto (along with its sister restaurant Otom). I only wish some of the ingredients and techniques were less
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Autoclaved Turkey (Score:2, Interesting)
Problem is, with normal oven cooking, a lot of the liquids boil out and evaporate. Not so with the autoclave.
It was so juicy you could almost *drink* it.
Been done before... and better (Score:3, Insightful)
You don't just take a random piece of equipment and say "hey, let's throw all sorts of food into this and see if it makes it taste good". You think about what you can use the equipment for, then what you need done to food. You look for how these two things coincide. Yeah, there's a bit of experimentation involved, but it's not random shit. You don't take a damn ultrasonic welder and say "LOLOL LET'S USE THIS ON FOODSTUFFS AND CALL IT COOKING!!!"
Typical MS nonsense.
REAL chefs use rotovaps for distilling marinades and such. Things that the equiptment is good for. They use temperature controlled baths to control the temperature of things that need to be temperature controlled. They don't use 10 ton presses at all. Ten tons is good for just about nothing except obliterating your food.
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This guy is just throwing random shit into random industrial equipment. Yeah, i guess it is a lot like MS code. Throw enough shit at the wall and some of it will stick. This isn't cooking, this is brute force mutilation of food.
There is a board of health after all.
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Bubble sorted mousse, may contain moose.
More like Toad (Score:1)
Dr. Myhrvold has long pursued a Renaissance man portfolio of interests.
Renaissance man? More like Toad from the "Wind and the Willows".
No wonder (Score:2)
Alton Brown... look out for charlatans bearing $$$ (Score:2)
"Having money should never be confused for a license to be a fuckwit." - eg
Nathan Myhrvold should stick to what he does best.
Retirement.
Ehud
About time (Score:1)
"No particular reason" (Score:2)
Very relieved! (Score:2)
I don't know about you, but I feel WAY SAFER now that Nathan Myhrvold is staying away from Microsoft and spending his time having fun with his molecular gastronomy investigation venture. I mean, this is the guy who was going to take over the world with a micropayments scheme. He could mess up your world if he really was a black hat. But if you want to you just don't have to eat his cooking... well unless it's THAT good. ;)
Of course, if you consider how much El Bulli's cookbook cost, if he could release it o
100 ton press (Score:1)
Of course, I'm a mechanical engineer - what do I know?
The power of suggestion. (Score:2)
Is it possible to BSOD food?
The article includes a video on how to cyanosear and cyanorender duck, doesn't it?
(blink)
Never mind.
Now I see ... (Score:1)
I think we may be getting an insight into the reason for the underlying problems windows has had since the beginning ... are there discarded code modules from 1980? Altair code?
A Kitchen huh? (Score:4, Funny)
Windows Food (Score:1)
Autoclaving food = Steril food? (Score:1)
So if you cooked food in the autoclave you'd never really have to worry about it going bad. You'd be eating sterile food! Although if food already went bad before, would toxins still be present? I think I remember reading something about E. Coli and similar bacterias getting people sick because of the immune response to LPS--a component of their cell walls. Maybe some of the biologists in the room can correct me.
Well that said (Score:2)
There's already a very good book [amazon.com] along those lines (affiliate link to "On Food And Cooking").
The upgrade cycle expands to cooking.. (Score:2)
Typical microsoft approach. Take an everyday activity (cooking, writing a letter) and add bells and whistles to the point where you need a serious hardware upgrade to even get started any more..
Molecular Gastronomy (Score:2)
Clippy (Score:1)
It looks like you're trying to bring meaning to your empty life by filling the hole in your stomach!
Would you like to...
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Are you in a manic phase?