Steve Ballmer Reveals His Secret Twitter Account 166
alphadogg writes "'Quietly' is not a word that would usually describe any action performed by Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer. But quietly is exactly how Ballmer has conducted himself on Twitter, a site he joined over a year ago unbeknownst to most of the technology world. Just a few days ago, Ballmer was speaking in Kiev, Ukraine, and according to a transcript on the Microsoft website, Ballmer responded to an audience member who asked 'when are you going to start tweeting?' Ballmer said: 'I have a Twitter account. I'm just very private about who I really am on Twitter.'"
Inquiring minds want to know... (Score:5, Funny)
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That joke makes me want to mispronounce that word.
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140 characters ought to be enough for anybody.
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Uh, wrong company?
Re:Inquiring minds want to know... (Score:5, Funny)
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No, wrong Steve: There's "The Steve" (Jobs), "The Other Steve" (Woz) and "The Other Other Steve" (Ballmer).
Re:Inquiring minds want to know... (Score:5, Funny)
Please turn in your geek card, Slashdot ID, and stay 50 feet away from any electronic device.
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Look, when he's sending updates to buddies about his adventures in Phucket and Pattapong, he really doesn't want YOUR attention, does he?
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No, that's "Developers!" 12 times....
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No, that's "Developers!" 12 times....
More than that with macros.
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Honestly, you need only 4. And next 4, in another tweet. And again. And...
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Why is he following Walt "I love Apple" Mossberg?
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Why is he following Walt "I love Apple" Mossberg?
Because he knows the teachings of Sun Tzu?
Re:Inquiring minds want to know... (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm not going to defend all of MS.
But to say it's stagnated is an overstatement. Windows 7 was decent. Windows Live Essentials is pretty decent (and free). Windows Live Mesh is pretty nice. That new kinect thing seems to have gotten favorable first impressions. Even IE 9 seems like it's going to be a huge improvement (perfect? of course not, but huge improvement).
Could they be better? Oh, definitely. Did they have rough years? Totally. Could they have done better? Of course. Are they actually "stagnated" right now? I don't really see that.
Re:Inquiring minds want to know... (Score:5, Interesting)
Windows 7 and Microsoft Office make up 95% of their profits, so the rest are-- to use an Apple phrase-- hobbies. They have subsidized XBox and Windows Phone 7 development with Windows/Office profits to the tune of billions of dollars. In 25 years they haven't created a new product line that's made more than a tiny fraction of their two big products. In comparison, Google didn't exist at all back then, and Apple gets 60% of its profits from products that didn't exist 4 years ago.
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Functionally, usefully, what do Win7 & Office 2010 have that WinXP & Office 2001 didn't have?
What functional difference would your parents notice?
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Office - no idea, don't use it.
Windows 7 has a few nice things over XP, such as the WGF. No more losing the GUI if a 3D game crashes or hangs in the wrong manner, for instance.
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I know you're being facetious, but just to stop others early.
Ribbon bar == menu bar on vague icons, that change & move around. ie no functional difference.
Re:Inquiring minds want to know... (Score:4, Informative)
I was being a little facetious, thanks for picking up on that, but the ribbon bar (of which I'm no fan) is a bit more than a change of a menu bar with changing icons. There are interactions that can be made right on the ribbon bar that make it a bit more than just a menu bar + tool bar.
Fundamentally, I agree that any tech savvy user will see it as just a re-worked menu and/or more useful tool bar, but it is a tremendous functional change in the way the programs operate beyond the main input window (e.g., the Word document). It's 80% eye-candy changes, 20% rearrangement, and 90% more annoying.
More to the point...it's what everyone (not just parents) notices is different in the newer versions of Office, since it's so present, and there's not an easy way to opt out of it.
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But functionally, ie what you can actually do, it isn't any different than a menu bar, just a different representation of the same actions.
And, thus, nothing different.
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Coming in and saying that they're successful leveraging their established brands really just reinforces the point.
Re:Inquiring minds want to know... (Score:4, Insightful)
You're saying that the current Office is "demonstrably worse" than the 1985 version? I am having a very hard time taking that seriously :) But, for argument's sake: please demonstrate.
Also, when you say "worse," what do you mean? More RAM usage? More disk usage? Performance? Usability? Functionality?
Current user interface on "windoze" is nice. I like it. Please define, objectively, "garbage," otherwise your anecdotal "I hate it!" is just as worthless as my anecdotal "I like it."
I could always one-up the anecdotal evidence argument: I am comparing to extensive gnome usage (Ubuntu 10.10) and limited kde 4x usage (Sabayon). I'm able to move around and quicker in Windows. I like the pinned-to-taskbar program thing. Jumplists are nice on occasion.
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Wow.
I get your sentiment, but you're just pulling numbers out of the sky now. Microsoft makes a huge chunk of cash from Server, SQL, Exchange, SharePoint, etc and the associated CALs for those products. They are also becoming a force in the small to mid-size ERP world with Dynamics. And you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another MS CRM installation.
As anyone that does anything near corporate IT shops knows, Microsoft's presence in the back office is not a "hobby."
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Here are some numbers not from someone's ass. [businessinsider.com]
Windows and Office are major, Server is a rather distant third (judging by history, it looks like the the top of the purple part is mistakenly cut off at the end), online services are a loss, and "entertainment and devices" is a small positive (at the moment.)
And, for fun, here's a similar graph for Apple. [businessinsider.com]
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Well, I thought we were talking about tech, innovation, useful programs, etc. I didn't know you wanted only profitability. I am not sure how to measure some of their services, like the aforementioned Windows Live Mesh, in terms of profitability, since it is free.
Yes, they have subsidized other products, and yet still continue to make them and improve them. Sure, the Kinect thing isn't profitable yet... but was that the initial accusation? that MS's profitability had stagnated? Just because something is
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Google has one source of revenue (ads). Everything Google does on the side is a "hobby."
You don't have to worry.. (Score:2)
Now that MS is genuinely moving again I say it will take a max of 5 years for the MS 'battered wives' to return to their main man. He has his glam back. Then MS can finally go back to stagnating for another 8 years.
I do hope IE for Linux and Mac OS X make their guest appearances again soon. It shouldn't be too long.
[/end brutal truth]
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Because how many tweets you send out is a reliable indicator of how interested you are in tech...
I thought the number of tweets you make indicated how much of a narcissist you are.
Even more pointless (Score:5, Insightful)
Isn't the entire point of twitter communicating with a large audience? If no one knows who you are, then what's the point?
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Isn't the entire point of twitter communicating with a large audience? If no one knows who you are, then what's the point?
Besides, Twitter supports private feeds if you're a user who don't want random people to read your tweets.
I think he's missing the point if he's running an open twitter feed *and* want to be secret. WTF?
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Isn't the entire point of twitter communicating with a large audience? If no one knows who you are, then what's the point?
I don't care about the dude behind @ShitMyDadSays (the Twitter account, not the absolutely horrendous TV show) but I love what he puts out there (I follow him by RSS though). Hell, a lot of the people I follow on Twitter I don't know anything about but I find what they have to say interesting.
YMMV.
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Isn't the entire point of twitter communicating with a large audience? If no one knows who you are, then what's the point?
I don't care about the dude behind @ShitMyDadSays (the Twitter account, not the absolutely horrendous TV show) but I love what he puts out there (I follow him by RSS though). Hell, a lot of the people I follow on Twitter I don't know anything about but I find what they have to say interesting.
YMMV.
I suspect that a lot of folks agree completely with what you said, but the guy you responded to was making the converse point -- if you are someone who a lot of people are interested in, and you use twitter, there is pretty much no point if you don't tell anyone. Reading through Steve Ballmer's tweets just reinforces the notion that the endeavor is completely pointless. He was probably just trying it out to "stay in touch with what the kids are doing." There is really nothing to see here.
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Twitter's success has come from the fact that it has no one specific use-case. You can use it to communicate with millions of people, or you can use it to manage SMS broadcasts with only your closest friends, or you can use it in millions of other ways. It is up to you to determine how it best fits your needs, if at all.
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If that were the case, then 99.9% of Twitter accounts would be pointless.
(What I'm saying is, I agree.)
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Isn't the entire point of twitter communicating with a large audience? If no one knows who you are, then what's the point?
I always thought the point was narcissism.
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Twitter is like email. It can be pointless and/or useful. It really depends how you use it.
Take a look at your unfiltered email inbox, a lot of it is spam, a lot of it is announcements/mailing lists related, a lot of it is chit-chat (what your extended family did on vacation), a lot of it is someone carbon copying you on something (because they want to keep you in the loop just in case), and this is not to say that all these categories are completely pointless, they're not necessarily. It's just that if yo
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Best Twitter account out there:
http://twitter.com/#!/BizNasty2point0 [twitter.com]
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Isn't the entire point of twitter communicating with a large audience? If no one knows who you are, then what's the point?
No, the entire point of twitter is so wanna-be celebrities can let a large audience know they just took a shit 17 seconds ago.
The sad part is there's actually a large audience there ready to receive said shitty news.
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if he really had a close knit group he wanted to stay in comms with as Twitter does, you'd think that he could have had one of his interns gen up something special for just them instead of using a 3rd party tool while using it incognito.
it makes my head spin trying to figure out why he would do something like this but then again, I stopped trying to figure Ballmer out. He'snot really in touch with what's going on out in the field so it's best to disregard him as a
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LoB
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No, the entire point of Twitter is to communicate to whoever the hell you want to. Most of the people I know in real life that use Twitter have their accounts set to totally private and have only a handful of friends and family as followers.
Twitter's origins lie in a "daylong brainstorming session" that was held by board members of the podcasting company Odeo. While sitting in a park on a children's slide and eating Mexican food, Jack Dorsey introduced the idea of an individual using an SMS service to communicate with a small group.
(Text from Wikipedia, [wikipedia.org] emphasis mine.)
If anything, I'd expect Ballmer to have two twitter accounts, one public, one private. Or else I'd expect MS to release a clone of Twitter and he'd use that. [google.com]
Who would want to follow... (Score:2, Flamebait)
...Steve Ballmer, who is tech loser [bisinessinsider.com] #3?
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http://www.businessinsider.com/techloser/steve-ballmer [businessinsider.com]
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Also, the link is about 2 years old - it claims Steve Jobs as a tech loser too... when in fact Apple is now #2 in the world in market cap (after Exxon). How quickly things can change...
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Sorry, that link has a typo!
Here you go! [bisinessinsider.com]
Re:Who would want to follow... (Score:5, Funny)
I really wish Slashdot would create a preview option.
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I really wish Slashdot would create a preview option.
How to say this gently?
It's just to the right of "Quote Parent".
Maybe some new glasses? Coffee?
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Perhaps Slashdot should introduce a sarcasm meter as well. Follow the OP's hyperlinks, and you might get the joke...
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"Whoooosh" always has kind of a gentle, breezy sound, don't you think?
FTFY (Score:2)
Sorry, that link has a typo!
Here you go! [bisinessinsider.com]
That link has a typo, too!
Fixed it for you! [bisunessinsider.com]
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I find it interesting that you managed to spell "business" wrong yet got the rest of the URL right. Must be a Chrome user with broken copy and paste.
I don't know if I'd trust that list though.
Steve Jobs Loser #7 [businessinsider.com]
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I would like to be a "loser" like Ballmer...
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So what. (Score:2)
So he is a rich CEO, he owns one of the biggest Tech companies. He likes tech, however everything he says is over analysed. Is it really that big of a deal. No. Like him, hate him, but he has a life outside of Microsoft PR too.
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I'm thinking under-anal-ized...
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,,, he owns one of the biggest Tech companies.
Steve Ballmer owns a huge Tech company? Which one?
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aQuantive. Look it up. OK, it's not really tech, but it's tech-related.
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According to Wikipedia, AQuantive [wikipedia.org] is owned by Microsoft, not Steve Ballmer.
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So desu. Watashi-no machigai.
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Ah, yes... (Score:2)
That's because being an extraterrestrial zombie with the desire to eat human brains softened by Windows and marinated in Aero would likely reduce his popularity.
I can neither confirm nor deny (Score:2)
Actually twitter link (Score:4, Insightful)
Once again I find the summary lacking. I had to read TFA to find the actual link to his twitter: http://twitter.com/stevebmicrosoft [twitter.com]. There really isn't much there.. which explains why: a) he didn't announce it, and b) why we shouldn't care. Which of course leads to: c) why is this on slashdot?
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Stockholm syndrome.
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The summary seemed a bit more on the "Hah hah" side than a fan boi newsflash or slashvertisement.
Perhaps you were thinking of "Shadenfreude"?
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why is this on slashdot? Because it's a great jumping off point for stupid one-liners like "How could Steve use any service where he is confined to only throwing around 140 chars?"
in this case: s/stupid/clever/
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And names like this is not really secret. It is obvious that SteveB at Microsoft stands for Steve Ballmer, even if it can't be confirmed that it is really him.
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Once again I find the summary lacking. I had to read TFA to find the actual link to his twitter: http://twitter.com/stevebmicrosoft [twitter.com]. There really isn't much there.. which explains why: a) he didn't announce it, and b) why we shouldn't care. Which of course leads to: c) why is this on slashdot?
To keep the diversity up. After this, a Linux story, then five Google and fifteen Apple stories.
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It involves Steve who everybody hates, who is the CEO of a company that everybody hates.
Thus the entire purpose of the article being posted is to foment Microsoft/Windows/Steve hatred.
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Yes, he's the CEO of Microsoft. No it is NOT an important technology company.
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Really...? That more interesting than... (Score:3, Informative)
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Your confusion probably stems from your ignorance of tax planning rule #1: Sell when capital gains taxes are low and likely to go high.
What he's selling is a small fraction of his holdings. How do you think these guys pay for their toys?
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4 tweets, 2,278 followers (Score:2)
The real reason (Score:2)
So the whole story is... (Score:2)
...that Steve Ballmer has a twitter account, but no idea what it is?
Thanks, that almost tells me something useful...
Seriously, what was the point of this? That's like finding out that Bill Gates likes to build PCs and buys his parts from an on-line vendor.
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Never mind - I failed to read TFA, my bad.
Who knew that @stevebmicrosoft is Mr. Ballmer?
SEC???? (Score:2)
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As far as any sufficiently large business is concerned, nothing is illegal until such time as you have been taken to court and exhausted all the appeal avenues you're prepared to follow.
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IMO public microblogging and Internet postings should be considered fair disclosure, espicially if the real name and company was disclosed.
Geek gossip at its best (Score:2)
Geek gossip at its best. Thank you Slashdot.
In Soviet Russia . . . (Score:2)
twitter.com/ManMonkeyLove? (Score:2)
just a thought....