Google Launches News Badges 112
theodp writes "Does it make you sad that you're too grown up to earn Scouting Merit Badges? Well, thanks to the PhDs at Google, you can now start earning Google News badges as you read articles about your favorite topics. The more you read, the higher rank you'll attain; Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum and finally, Ultimate. They say, 'Your badges are private by default, but if you want, you can share your badges with your friends. Tell them about your news interests, display your expertise, start a conversation or just plain brag about how well-read you are.'"
Re:This is stupid (Score:5, Funny)
How does reading the news make you an expert on anything other than reading news?
I'll let you know as soon as I read a story that tells me the answer to your question.
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How does reading the news make you an expert on anything other than reading news?
I'll let you know as soon as I read a story that tells me the answer to your question.
It lets the government know which bottom feeders suck up everything that filters down from the top, thereby indicating if the programming is working or not.
Corporate News != Reading (Score:2, Interesting)
Contrary to popular belief, reading news that is mass produced by large corporations with vested interests and that manipulate and actively suppress fact does not make you "well read".
Not even sophomoric. Books are real reading. I want badges for the number of science fiction books. I read four in the last two weeks!
These badges just prove that you're addicted to some thing that is new and always being updated. It's like refreshing on Slashdot for a new article to appear. At least I'll get a badge for wasti
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Ignoring any arguments about mainstream journalism, at least it's a push to try and get people to read more news. People respond to the whole achievements system and this is being pointed towards something useful.
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Any achievements system can be gamed.
For every online chufty badge, a bot WILL be written to exploit it. No exceptions.
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They might be a bit handicapped for any "Tiananmen" related campaigns...
"Well read" (Score:4, Insightful)
Exactly--a preoccupation with "news" stories is the opposite of being well read. Being well read involves understanding the depths of artistic works / events. News stories provide the opposite, especially from the establishment media. They provide surface-level summaries of what some people have said that generally serve corporate and political interests.
I don't think anyone's immune to being interested in the latest happenings, waiting for some great or tragic event to bolster or destroy a cause or bring salvation or damnation. But this superficiality works against a true understanding of what's going on, and such a reward system incentivizes chasing "what's new" over what's true or what's good.
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I for one like these new badges and their ability for me recognize useless people more easily.
science fiction doesnt either (Score:5, Insightful)
lets take "magnetar capital" for example.
there has been one book that discusses this little hedge fund, its called EConned (which grew out of a blog called nakedcapitalism.com).
on the other hand there have been a half-dozen news stories about it, some of the first being in the Wall Street Journal and New York Times.
there have been pretty much zero science fiction books that deal with financial engineering, credit derivatives, tranched securities, and everything else related to the financial crisis.
there are a lot of good reporters working for the 'corporate media', including louise story and gillian tett.
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i could also talk about the Vietnam War Crimes Working Group Files, which were originally found by an 'independent researcher', but later more thoroughly examined by someone who had worked for the LA Times.
i dont think there are any science fiction books about the Vietnam War Crimes Working Group Files.
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thanks (Score:2)
sounds very interesting.
Reading list (Score:2)
With digital book platforms where your purchases along with page numbers and dates are stored, you might be right on.
It will be a sad day when there is no way to legally obtain and read a new book without having your name attached to it in a database... if we let that happen.
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The assertion that much of contemporary journalism is rubbish at best and propaganda at worst is hardly false; but it isn't as though the economics of other information-dissemination media, especially the ones with relatively high costs or natural-monopolies in infrastructure are any different.
Re:Corporate News != Reading (Score:4, Interesting)
just going in on a specific genre doesn't make you well read either. reading exclusively scifi and fantasy just makes you a dork idiot, too, though if you have time there's no reason why you shouldn't have read potters, if only to rip on it's stupid text and print edit techniques which are straight from elementary school to increase page count. some news give some context for reading some books though, like potters.. but it's different kind of reading when you read the news, because current events after all are current events and updates on past current events are still news. if you want to list what you've read in the past 4 weeks go ahead, it's easy enough, nobody's going to give a crap though and nobody's going to give a crap about these badges. though, how long till someone codes a firefox extension that gets you the badge levels?
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reading exclusively scifi and fantasy just makes you a dork idiot
...you probably don't want to follow it up immediately with a statement like this...
though if you have time there's no reason why you shouldn't have read potters, if only to rip on it's stupid text and print edit techniques which are straight from elementary school to increase page count.
... because reading through several thousand pages of text only to blog about how bad the typesetting is seems a lot like something the comic book guy on the Simpsons would do. :)
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Were your science-fiction books not also "mass produced by large corporations with vested interests and that manipulate and actively suppress fact"? Could they possibly be publishing fiction with themes that reinforce the same sort of effect you find reprehensible in the media?
Sci-fi has a long history of being written by reactionary, patriarchal, authoritarian people, you know.
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In fact, that would make you dangerously misinformed.
There are so few commercially viable sources for news that does not stick to a purely corporate agenda that it's almost impossible for the average reader to find one. The publishing industry has been consolidated (like every single other industry in the United States) with t
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Another example of this was in the British newspaper industry in the 1960s. Working class newspapers faded from the market because corporate newspapers were able to raise more funding through advertisements.
You cannot compete against well funded.
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Anyone who gets their news from commercial outlets, or corporate megaphones like the Huffington Post are being purposely misinformed. It's downright dangerous.
getting news from corp based 'talkers' *is* dangerous. I'd rather someone know nothing than know only propaganda.
Buying college/university radio stations (Score:3)
What you say about radio stations is true. One of the newer tactics is enticing cash strapped colleges and universities to sell their radio stations/frequencies (usually to the great dismay of the communications department and the community). So instead of having a community service or an educational tool or both, you end up with something probably legally classified as a "religious nonprofit" set up as a repeater of some remotely-produced dogmafeed. [Did I just make that term up? No search engine results f
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"Dogmafeed" is a very good neologism.
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Plenty of Americans will get the badges from reading "news" about sports and entertainment.
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most news IS ignorance, most media do not touch the important stuff. They'll blab for 5 minutes about a 10-deaths accident, or a 5-victims killer. Do YOU know how many people die each year in the US, and of what causes ? They'll rag on about 5% extra taxes.. do you know how much of those taxes are either wasted, or counterproductive ? etc, etc...
News is entertainment at best, political indoctrination at worst.
News is not culture, is not knowledge, is not wisdom. Especially the way it's done now.
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not to mention, NOT watching news can be beneficial to your health.
my blood pressure level went back to normal after I stopped watching 'the news'.
otoh, what the hell am I still doing here, at slash. the 'daily rage' articles seem to nullify the misinformation we get on the network and print news. on 'professional' news, we get shit and can't believe what they say. on slash, we get some honest info (one way or another) but its usually depressing stuff. lose/lose.
insert(screw you guys, I'm going home)
Web history mandatory. (Score:5, Insightful)
To get started with badges, visit Google News from a signed-in account with web history
Ha-ha. Fuck no.
I refuse to give up one of the few pieces of data about me that Google allows me to control... for a few pixels.
Re:Web history mandatory. (Score:5, Insightful)
I refuse to give up one of the few pieces of data about me that Google allows me to control... for a few pixels.
I feel much the same way.
But I'm giving it a week before someone creates a firefox/chrome plugin that will autosurf google news and earn you all 500 badges.
Wherever there are online badges, there are people who will cheat to get them.
Re:Web history mandatory. (Score:5, Interesting)
I refuse to give up one of the few pieces of data about me that Google allows me to control... for a few pixels.
Madam what you are is clear, we are merely haggling over price.
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not for apps users (Score:3)
Oh well look at that, yet another feature that Google Apps users will not be able to use.
It seems the best way to opt-out of new Google stuff is to become their customer - then you can't get on these things even if you wanted it.
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that's only fitting since it's a marketing ploy out of last years marketing 101. you want to focus marketing on growth.
Badges? (Score:5, Funny)
We don't need no stinkin' badges.
Re:Badges? (Score:5, Funny)
Now MOD ME UP DAMN YOU!!!! I NEED YOUR VALIDATION!!!
How about dick badges next? (Score:1)
Google already know everything about you including how big it is!
Badges... (Score:5, Funny)
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... and a Plate of Shrimp.
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...badges badges badges badges badges badges badges badges badges badges badges badges mushroom MUSHROOM!
FTFY, too little badges and too many mushrooms.
This is about the dumbest idea I've seen from GOOG (Score:1)
The mental process of you wanting to read a piece of news and so extend your awareness of the world is completely incompatible with the mental process of you trying to be done with a task in order to get abstract points. Seems to me that someone at Google who understands neither is trying to push social into news b/c their bonus depends on it.
Making a script (Score:1)
Great, I am going to make a Script that "reads" all kind of news on my behalf, then I will be know as an expert in "why badges are meaningless".
Good! (Score:3, Interesting)
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They are not fascinated. It is just peer pressure. If you do not have an interesting facebook profile you're not an interesting person and therefor you do not matter.
shallow, stupid, yes, but that is what peer pressure is.
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You and I are not the target audience for this. I could see it as interesting to do though. It is a point system. MS took a crap peering system (ms live) that cost money (all the others were free at the time) and made it the best on the net by putting a point system on it. Suddenly everyone wanted achievement points.
If you have 10 points you probably do not care about it. But if you have 10k in points you will defend it. You have time 'invested' in them. Same thing will happen here.
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there's the peer pressure, sure; but they truly have been conditioned to think its perfectly fine to just write about yourself or do anything the corps want. they can't quite see that they are being used. later on, they will; but they are young enough to not quite be able to discern this.
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Due to my work, I'm in constant touch with the "new generation" - students in the range of 13-25. And they like this kind of stuff. Don't ask me why, but they are fascinated by the possibilities of exhibitionism on the Internet - "telling the world what you're doing" kinda of stuff.
here's my insight (don't laugh too much, ok) - I frequent some of the deals/coupons sites (where users post urls of deals, sales, discounts, freebies and then 'defend' their post, etc). its interesting to see how people will so
Badges? (Score:2)
What Now Slashdot? (Score:2)
Eh Taco? Is Google still the bell of the Slashdot ball or are you going to jump in bed with Jobs and Balmer now and start harpooning Google since they are about to eat your Karma building lunch
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how is karma (/. version) even close to this?
beign modded up or down BY OUR MOSTLY GEEK PEERS is actually quite appealing to most of us.
being modded as 'expert' by some corp (single corp, a mega powerful and scary one, at that) has less than zero appeal to me.
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single corp, a mega powerful and scary one, at that
Add "scared" and "angry" to it.
I hope Google will get over this social thing and focus back on providing good data mining and organizing tools. There is such thing as "core competency" and for Google social it ain't.
Obligatory Web Comic (Score:5, Funny)
Merit=Use of Google Products (Score:1)
Bollocks (Score:2)
I'm not too grown up.
I might be too old. I'll concede that.
I'm a non-Flemish... (Score:3)
My first thought. (Score:2)
OP is a CA
Can someone help me? (Score:3)
Why would:
(a) My friends be interested in my news interests? I'm not interested in theirs. . .except under unusual circumstances, when I'll just ask them myself. . . .
(b) I want to display my expertise, start a conversation or just plain brag about how well-read I am? Wouldn't that just drive any (remaining) friends away?
(c) I want to give Google a signed-in account with web history, and permission to track me in even greater detail?
I confess that this type of stuff just baffles me completely. What's the attraction?
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I want to display my expertise, start a conversation or just plain brag about how well-read I am? Wouldn't that just drive any (remaining) friends away?
While I agree that bragging about how well-read you are will probably just piss folks off, there is nothing wrong with wanting to display your expertise. If you've worked hard to get to a certain point in your life, and you have developed a certain level of intimate knowledge on a particular subject, that would certainly be a lifetime achievement that you would probably be proud to show off from time to time.
That's not to say that you should be a giant d-bag and start every sentence with, "Well, I am an
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"I am a socialist liberal who wants to kill babies"
Well they do have such beady little eyes....
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I confess that this type of stuff just baffles me completely. What's the attraction?
for kids of scouting age, the same question applies, to some degree. maybe its human nature that wants to show that you paid dues, moved up and can now show it.
do you have a college degree? do you show it/frame it? some people display theirs.
lawyers can be 'esquire'. fancy fucking name. show-off. its a badge.
humans like to show off. news at 11.
Source? (Score:2)
What about following the link to read those news from some other place, even owned by google, like the search engine itself, mail, google reader or even google+ ?
Even if this have any kind of meaning (except the obvious promoting one of their experiments/projects/profit sources/whatever that is lowering the amount of visitors), they should be consistent and integrated along all their platform.
What's next? (Score:1)
Dumb idea (Score:2)
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So where can I pick up my "I survived 5 minutes of Fox News without my head exploding, although I did get a slight nose bleed" badge?
social privacy (Score:2)
Starcraft ladder? (Score:1)
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Not just you... I thought the exact same thing immediately upon reading the article.
2010 Google April Fools' Day Hoax=2011 Innovation (Score:5, Informative)
ReaderAdvantage Program [wikipedia.org]: As a 2010 April Fools' Day joke, Google announced a reward program for Google Reader known as ReaderAdvantage [google.com], in which points accumulated by users for reading items could earn them Novice, Gold, Platinum, or Totally Sweet Badges, which Google revealed was a goof [google.com].
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good find!
so, the april fools joke in 2010 ended up being an announced product the year later.
are we supposed to laugh? with them? or at them?
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are we supposed to laugh? with them? or at them?
I think the joke's on the user
Congratulation! (Score:2)
You just earned the Squirrel Sex Gold badge!
Obligatory (Score:2)
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And yet, Samuel Clemens both wrote for newspapers and read them regularly. There is value there. But, you have to dig for it and digging takes practice and insight.
-l
/Yeah, I read the paper. Online. For free. Bite me — it's way better for local news than the local TV stations.
Back to front (Score:2)
PhDs (Score:2)
Well, thanks to the PhDs at Google
These PhDs might as well hand in THEIR badges, and go work for the entertainment industry directly.
Can I get usability instead of flair? (Score:1)
Great (Score:1)
We don't need no badges. (Score:1)
I don't have to show you no stinking badges! [youtube.com]
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<sigh> Parent is the real one.
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He's just trying to get the new RickRoller badge. I can't wait for the equivalent for goatse [youtube.com].