Dot-Word Bidders In Last Minute Dash 51
benfrog writes "Dot-word bidders are in a last-minute dash for domain names as ICANN has revealed its timetable for the controversial new TLDs. The organization will close its TLD Application System (TAS) at a minute before midnight tonight (23.59 GMT, 19.59 ET, 16.59 Pacific). The TAS was originally supposed to close on April 12, but the deadline was extended twice because of a security bug. The winners for domains will be selected (initially) by a 'widely derided mechanism' of 'digital archery' in which every bidder will be assigned a date and time and then be asked to login to a secure website and hit a submit button as close to that time as possible."
.first (Score:1)
You know some-one out there is hoping and praying.
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Fuck off, pedophile scum.
http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kimmo_Alm [encyclopediadramatica.se]
Archery (Score:5, Funny)
The winners for domains will be selected (initially) by a 'widely derided mechanism' of 'digital archery'
This replaced the original plan for a massive game of "Pin the tail on the domain" after they realised it would be impractical to get everyone together in one room.
500 left out of 2,300 (Score:2)
That percentage sounds more like a sickening thud than a mad dash.
Who would NOT be using a bot for this? (Score:4, Insightful)
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Not really. It is a game to be won by the person with the most consistent ping time.
Either way, if you're paying several hundred thousand for a domainname then locating staff nearer to the server shouldn't be a big deal for a one-time event.
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Staff? You're kidding me? This will be automated with scripts. You're nuts if you're depending on a human to hit "submit" button on website for a high value domain name. Scripts, properly executed, will be within milliseconds (ie, margin of error) of the exact time needed. This solves NOTHING.
what if they have a captcha? (Score:2)
Maybe at the last second it prints a capcha-style message telling you to wait some number of seconds before pushing the button--weed out some of the bots.
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haven't we seen articles saying that bots are now more likely to be able to beat captchas than humans are? I know I usually have to reload many captcha images 2-3 times before I can find one that I can guess at with any likelyhood of success.
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haven't we seen articles saying that bots are now more likely to be able to beat captchas than humans are? I know I usually have to reload many captcha images 2-3 times before I can find one that I can guess at with any likelyhood of success.
In fact such bots have been created, tested, proven, boxed, and sold [deathbycaptcha.com].
Hell, for only $1.39 per 1000 solved captchas, we could spend as much as a cup of coffee and never have to try reading those annoying blurs again! :{
Sadly I don't suspect it actually would work like that for us non-spammers
Speaking of spammers, I have a feeling I'll be needing to update my filters to preemptively drop email from any TLD more than 3 characters. Sorry dot-info owners, but you can blame ICANN for this one.
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I'd be more inclined to white-list TLDs rather than just dump everything over 3 characters, depending on who you do business with there are a lot of 2 letter TLDs you could easily drop too
My choices.... (Score:5, Funny)
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My first choice was .127...
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.upupdowndownleftrightleftrightbastart
Am I the only one that read that as: up up down down left right left right bastard ?
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The first character of a TLD must be a letter.
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.slashslashcolonptth (just to mess with people)
ftfy
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Comming soon:
http://slashdot.slashslashslashcolonptth
FTFY
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I can't help but read "ptth" as an onomatopoeia for a leaky balloon, and not as a backwards version of http (even though intellectually I know that it really is spelled that way).
I always think of the protocol portion of a URI as being atomic anyways, so no... I'm afraid that you really didn't really ftfm.
I thank the sincerity of your effort, nonetheless. But I really did say what I meant.
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(http-colon-slash-slash-slashdot-dot-slash-slash-slash-colon-http)
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Wouldn't .dashdotdotdashdotdotdashdotdotdashdotdotdashdotdotdashdot be better?
= RRRRRR
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So... (Score:1)
Is Slashdot going to register .slash? That would be confusing...."Slash-Dot-Dot-Slash". But repeat it three times, and we'd get a lot more users signing up.
Or even worse: slashdot.dotslashdotdot.dotdotdot.dotslashdotdot.slashslashdot That URL would just be a cry for help.
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Or even worse: slashdot.dotslashdotdot.dotdotdot.dotslashdotdot.slashslashdot That URL would just be a cry for help.
Wouldn't slashslashslash.dotdotdot.slashslashslash be more of a cry for help?
73s
Re:So... (Score:4, Funny)
Wouldn't slashslashslash.dotdotdot.slashslashslash be more of a cry for help?
oops... That's dotdotdot.slashslashslash.dotdotdot.. My bad..
Simple Program (Score:4, Interesting)
Simple solution to this problem is to first get NTP running on a Linux that is tied to a local GPS receiver and make sure it's running long enough to be stable (a few days). Start probing port 80 by opening TCP connections and record response times. Average the times. Divide by two and subtract that from the appointed time. You might want to subtract a bit more to account for the internal server delays. Write a small program that can hit the virtual "login" button at the calculated time. You should be able to get your "login" request to arrive at the destination very close to the right time if you are careful to get the TCP port opened and stable, then do the HTTP post/Get or what have you at the calculated time.
Want to be even more accurate? Find a server to do this on that is the least number of hops between you and the server, opting for the lowest latency links you can manage. But this just makes the calculations more sure, the problem remains the same.
Anybody trying to hit the "submit" button manually is going to loose..
Re:Simple Program (Score:4, Interesting)
Simple but non-trivial solution is to find some grown-ups to run ICANN. Find grown-ups to run ICANN who aren't greedy bastards might be more difficult.
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Simple but non-trivial solution is to find some grown-ups to run ICANN.
Dude, you're putting a damper on our chances of naked mud wrestling champions representing bidders being sent to ICANN HQ to decide the domain lottery.
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"You have a strange and twisted mind, McGillicuddy."
Thanks for the first guffaw of the day.
If someone snags .word (Score:2)
the domain "thebirdisthe" is ALL MINE SUCKERS.
I completely misunderstood this (Score:2)