Drug-Sniffing Drones Take Flight Over Bolivia 84
pigrabbitbear writes "Anti-drug squads are now using Brazilian spy drones to sniff out drug labs that dot Bolivia in increasing numbers. Felipe Caceras, Bolivia's top anti-drug official, claims that some 240 drug labs have been busted in Santa Cruz, an eastern lowlands state bordering Brazil, this month alone, all thanks to Brazil's drones."
I for one... (Score:1, Funny)
would like to welcome our olfactory overlords!
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would like to welcome our olfactory overlords!
While many business and government leaders are drug sniffing drones, it's a little late to be welcoming them. They've been here forever.
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countdown to anti-aircraft missles. (Score:5, Insightful)
Of course, the USA could just DO THE RIGHT THING and legalise drugs and remove the profit from the drug cartel system, but then a bunch of congressmen won't get campaign funds to keep it all illegal.
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Hey, just give them as much heroin as they want and problem solved!
Go do a cost benefit analysis between addicts long-term with limited supply and high pricing, and short term with unlimited supply and low or non-existant pricing. The latter will clean up the drug using population in a matter of years. The hard users will wipe themselves out, the weaker ones will manage it themselves, in a few generations the problem will have self-regulated.
Horrible perhaps, but it beats the current system.
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Re:I think he meant (Score:5, Informative)
Except, given a product with a guaranteed standard strength and some education, it's likely they wouldn't ever overdose, which is the point I am trying to make. When have you heard of terminal cancer patients accidentally overdosing on their morphine? Some do it on purpose, choosing suicide instead of the long drawn out death process that awaits them. But that is not by accident. The more opioids you take, the more tolerant you become, and the higher the dose you need to achieve the desired effect but also the more dose you can tolerate. Addicts regularly take doses that would kill you and me very quickly, without their suffering any of the dangerous cardiovascular depressive effects. There is no limit to the amount of opioids a person can tolerate, over time. The limit is the amount of money they can afford to spend daily on their habit.
As a doctor I happen to know quite a bit about these drugs. It's unfortunate that they have been demonized so much, because you will not ever find a better painkiller, a better cough suppressant, and a better anti-diarrheal medication, all rolled into one. People used to take opium derivatives all the time 100 years ago with little if any professional oversight, and society failed to collapse. But today mention opium and suddenly people are afraid of the boogey-man.
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Exes mother ODed on pills after years of abusing them. Current girlfriend's father ODed on heroin after first being addicted to pain pills. Best friend's brother ODed injecting oxycontin but luckily was found by his mother and was saved by EMS. There is a reason opiates are demonized they are abused very badly by many people. Education or not people will abuse and do stupid things when drugs are involved. Look at all the drunk driving deaths every year and that's with every bottle labeled with the stre
Re:countdown to anti-aircraft missles. (Score:5, Informative)
Seriously? Not even basic research? [wikipedia.org]
We can find other, more reputable sources... start with the reference list on that Wikipedia article. You would do well to actually do some reading before you decide that it's automatically a bad thing. What has actually been seen is the exact opposite of what you seem to think would happen: because it can be obtained legally with a prescription, and because "addiction" is a legitimate reason for a prescription, the junkies are actually getting it from the hospital, and the overwhelming majority of them actually get addiction counseling and the help they need to break their addiction. In other words, the Netherlands, where heroin is essentially legal, has a *lower* percentage of hard drug users than the rest of the world, not higher.
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It's reverse psychology, man. You say, "Don't you dare try smoking fried banana peels" and that's the first thing they do.
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Dude... I am so fucked up on fried banananana peels it isn't even funny. If I could afford bananananas every day I'd be, like, an addict. Or something.
Shhhhhhh! Don't tell people about this. I can make serious dolla dolla billz yall just posting on craigslist advertizing banananannanaBATMAN peels.
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It'd be safer than letting a dumb redneck (who can't even be bothered to learn how to spell the topic he's blathering about) handle a computer keyboard.
Hint: It's spelled "heroin". A heroine is a woman hero - like Daisy Duke.
Hey! Chill! I resemble that remark! ... and... Leave Daisy out of this!
Re:countdown to anti-aircraft missles. (Score:4, Informative)
Look at that classic example of alcohol. How did alcohol related crime during prohibition compare to when it was legal?
Fun Fact: In 1895, the German drug company Bayer marketed diacetylmorphine as an over-the-counter drug under the trademark name Heroin. The name was derived from the Greek word "Heros" because of its perceived "heroic" effects upon a user.
Re:countdown to anti-aircraft missles. (Score:4, Interesting)
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...yes, those were fun times.
They used to strap radioactive stuff to their nuts, too (The Scrotal Radiendocrinator)
http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/offbeat-news/10-radioactive-products-that-people-actually-used/1388?image=4 [environmen...affiti.com]
But just because they used to do it doesn't mean we should.
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Right... because nothing could be safer than a Heroine addict that has no money because they can not keep a job due to their addiction.
When's the last time you heard of people buying booze from the Maffia? Do you live in fear of recreational alcohol users?
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Umm I never heard of a recreational crack or heroin user. Though it would be funny to hear someone say "I'm not an addicted I'm just a social freebaser."
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How the fuck did this get +5 insightful? Drug use tends to go down when drugs are legalized. And heroin addicts with access to legal heroin aren't any more unemployable than smokers.
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> Of course, the USA could just DO THE RIGHT THING and legalise drugs and remove the profit from the drug cartel system,
> but then a bunch of congressmen won't get campaign funds to keep it all illegal.
Some say its been tried before:
http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/history/om/om15.htm [druglibrary.org]
But of course, its not the same, like all Scotsmen today.
Instead of sorting out the mess caused by the combination of your silly laws with silly individualism (e.g. sending addicts to jails instead of into forced-rehab
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Sounds like a great thing and all, but it's not like as if the USA is the only place where the drugs are being sent to.
Unless you're saying ALL countries should legalise drugs?
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Well,
I am US citizen and a Colombian citizen
You're either under 18, or telling a fib. Surely you renounced one citizenship as a condition of receiving the other.
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Many people hold dual citizenship. Renouncing your citizenship is not a requirement to get a US citizenship. So GP could at point have held a Colombian citizenship, then obtained US citizenship. US law or Colombian law does not require renouncing Colombian citizenship.
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In nearly every country in the world the same drugs in the US are also illegal there. Since this wasn't always so and these drugs were once legal, and in each and every country were then made illegal, then how can you argue that legalizing drugs works? How can you explain why the reasons all these countries chose to ban them wouldn't apply today?
This is fascist. (Score:4, Funny)
Seriously we are using drug sniffing drones?
The drones are more dangerous than the drugs in this situation!
Re:This is fascist. (Score:4, Insightful)
Seriously we are using drug sniffing drones?
The drones are more dangerous than the drugs in this situation!
These are pointing them out. Not bombing them.
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Seriously we are using drug sniffing drones? The drones are more dangerous than the drugs in this situation!
These are pointing them out. Not bombing them.
"Yet."
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It's ok, The drones are already high most of the time.
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I don't think they are "sniffing" in the olfactory sense. I think the article just enjoyed a play on words, and the drones are simply looking for heat sources that indicate someone in the woods is cooking up some coke.
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Low tech is better (Score:5, Funny)
Keith Richards strapped to a glider.
Done.
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I'm surprised there are still drugs left in the world.
According to Dr. Dennis Leary, Keith Richards already did all the drugs.
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Well drugs are a renewable resource.
Unlike Leary's humour which is finite now that Bill Hicks is dead....
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How long before drones monitor us all 24/7? (Score:2, Interesting)
Is this the new way to fight crime or the new way to fill up the private prisons?
Drone manufacturers in bed with private prison owners in bed with law enforcement to create a militarized prison industrial complex?
I think drones and private prisons are worse than drugs an drug dealers. I support the drug dealers over the drone operators and private prisoner owners. What side are you on?
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Actually I support none of them.
But legalizing cannabis - and maybe few other drugs - might just a) end the "war on drugs" with its insane financial and political costs and b) reduce illegal income sources for the drug cartels. Grow your own cannabis in your garden legally, so no one gets to benefit outside of the fertilizer and seedbank business.
Drug sniffing... (Score:2)
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I hear pigs can smell truffles underground, some flying pigs should do much better than the drones.
Sure, all we need is Arnold Ziffle and Zsa Zsa to translate for us.. <_<
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I hear pigs can smell truffles underground, some flying pigs should do much better than the drones.
Sure, all we need is Arnold Ziffle and Zsa Zsa to translate for us.. <_<
(love the Green Acres reference)
"... and watching, for pigs on the wing ..." (mandatory Pink Floyd reference)
This gives a whole new meaning to (Score:2)
"Straighten Up and Fly Right"
(Nat King Cole)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekaqtBcfhwk [youtube.com]
Mmmh (Score:1)
If the drones sniff all the blow... (Score:1)
Vietnam (Score:1)
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Humans hardly produce significant methane. Are you sure, they were not looking for cows, cockroaches or termites?
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I can just see it: a vietcong suddenly comes running straight at you, then farts and passes at top speed. And then a missile lands on your head.
Next up.. (Score:2)
Drug drones discover the smell of coca leaves is present in all of bolivia.
Neal Stephenson was right again! (Score:2)
I should really patent this idea so I can sue the first company who actually makes one!