Swiss Space Systems Announces Plan To Offer World's Cheapest Zero-G Flights 64
Zothecula (1870348) writes "Although you'll probably never make it to outer space, Swiss Space Systems (S3) is at least trying to move the zero-gravity experience a little closer to reality for the average person. This week, the company announced its plans to start offering what it claims will be the world's cheapest weightlessness-inducing flights, from 15 international locations."
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fanboy alert. It's just biz, not science. if you really want to get a feeling of zero G, there are many cheaper alternatives out there.
Like scuba diving.
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this sounds like exactly the kind of thing you want the cheapest provider to perform the service...
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if you really want to get a feeling of zero G, there are many cheaper alternatives out there.
Indeed. If you'll be happy with three or four seconds of it, and you have a friend with a Cessna, he can do it for a couple of gallons of gas (though a flight instructor will usually do a better job).
What could go wrong with the Vomit Comet? (Score:2)
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Gives a new meaning to Hurling Through Space...
Do they scrub it down between flight? Maybe not on discount flights. Mmmm will smell great...
Bring your cat...
That depends on how they design it. A while back I was going to start my own bar and when it came to the bathroom design I was going to have it tiled, floor, ceiling and walls. With shower heads in the ceiling and a central drain with an industrial garbage disposal in the floor. The plumber thought I was a genius when he quoted it(probably because it wasn't going to be cheap) but I eventually abandon the entire venture when I realized I'd be a hardcore alcoholic within 6 months if I went ahead with it.
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If that was your only worry about opening a bar... Here in Montreal within a week you'll have your local thugs muscling in. No matter how upscale the neighborhood looks during the day. I used to work in Old Montreal when there was a broad daylight assassination on my street. The bar also had regular stabbings at night...
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If that was your only worry about opening a bar... Here in Montreal within a week you'll have your local thugs muscling in. No matter how upscale the neighborhood looks during the day. I used to work in Old Montreal when there was a broad daylight assassination on my street. The bar also had regular stabbings at night...
Yea, I have an uncle that ran a bar as well. Those guys tend to stop bothering you when you pull a 12guage out from under the counter. You can't do that in Montreal though I don't think.
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No, Canada is a wimpy place where criminals have more rights than a regular citizen.
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A friend did something similar with his kids bathroom.
Used a product similar to truck bed liner, but made to go over stick/tile backer board construction.
When he has to clean it, he just turns on the shower and uses the hand held shower-head (aka 'the wife's best friend') to wash the whole room down.
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when it came to the bathroom design I was going to have it tiled, floor, ceiling and walls. With shower heads in the ceiling and a central drain with an industrial garbage disposal in the floor.
I have seen bathrooms like that in Japan (except for the garbage disposal). Basically, the whole bathroom is a shower stall. It saves space in a tiny apartment, and makes cleaning easy.
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I have seen bathrooms like that in Japan
In Japan you wash yourself - soap down and rinse - *outside* the tub. You only get into the tub after you're clean. So yes, the entire room *is* a shower stall.
That's why the toilet is in a completely different room from the tub.
maybe steer clear of Princess cruises (Score:2)
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According to the FA it is divided into 3 rooms (first class, second, and budget?). Maybe they only clean the first two between flights.
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Airplane barf is a well-explored phenomenon. To quote The Graduate, plastics.
cheapest "weightless" experience (Score:5, Funny)
For 1 dollar I will push you off a cliff. You'll have to sign a waiver first though, because the safety record is atrocious.
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For 1 dollar I will push you off a cliff. You'll have to sign a waiver first though, because the safety record is atrocious.
For $0.99 I will push you off a high dive. It cheeper and safer than my competitors company that will try to kill you.
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Pricing (Score:4, Informative)
FTFA:
The planes will be divided into three sections. For a price of under €2,000 (US$2,700), you'll get to share the Party Room with up to 39 other "cheapskates" (for comparison, flights with one of S3's established competitors start at $4,950). If you're willing to pay €5,000 ($6,800), however, you can be one of 28 people in the Premium Zone – this will include the chance to play with items such as liquids and balloons, plus it will get you an exclusive Breitling S3 ZeroG wristwatch and an S3 flight suit to take home.
Finally, a dozen passengers can enjoy a "tailor-made experience" in the VIP Room, which will cost an even €50,000 ($68,000) to book – all of those people will also get a watch and a flight suit.
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is whoring legal in switzerland? for €50K in the "VIP room" i'd better get a blowjob along with my watch and souvenir suit.
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holy shit! slashdot now accepts (a subset of) unicode input without mangling it! welcome to the 21st century.
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no, but i must have missed the memo.
TPS Report, Not Memo (Score:2)
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sorry i missed it; must have been the new coversheet.
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uh, countries with legalized prostitution still have men buying women drinks. it's still cheaper than a whore (relative to the bar; if you go to an expensive bar, the 'equivalent' whore would be proportionally more expensive of course), and often you have more options, not to mention that the process as a whole is more enjoyable, at least for me.
btw, you don't need to spend a lot on drinks if you don't want to, and many schools of thought (both feminist and "PUA") say you shouldn't. you just need other rede
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Given it's probably like the Vomit Comet, if you can get it done in 30 seconds, then yeah. If not, well, it's going to be... interesting.
After all, Zero-G did it first, but they charge around $5k/person, so this Swiss company doing it for half that price is interesting.
Then again, I think the Zero-G experience is more of the "premium" experience, so the prices are comparable. It's
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+5, Informative.
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how much for a private room where you can attempt to bone your partner? (apparently there are some difficulties maintaining position in zero g)
Or is that what the "party room" is for?
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Well, more than that, if this is using the same techniques as the vomit comet NASA uses, you only get 'weightless' for about 30 seconds or so at a time before the plane has to do it all over again.
You're not going to get several consecutive minutes of this.
So, coitus interruptus is going to be a pretty constant problem, and the flight crew is going to have to be cons
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Fundies, underwear for two. Look it up, where there's a will there's a way.
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FTFA:
Finally, a dozen passengers can enjoy a "tailor-made experience" in the VIP Room, which will cost an even €50,000 ($68,000) to book – all of those people will also get a watch and a flight suit.
and a 0G lap dance!
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Thank you.
If only slashdot could figure out a way to take the most relevant information in an article.. and somehow put it at the top of the comment section.. Hmm, what could we call it?
Good. (Score:3)
I like this trend. Ok, it's not a trend yet but I hope it will be. Yeah, I'll probably never make it into space and even if I do it'll probably only be "technically" space, rather than OH MY GOD I'M IN SPACE. But this is something I've always wanted to do, but I'd rather not spend $5K on it.
So come on, more competition, preferably while I'm still young!
Cant be cheap!!! (Score:1)
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Never underestimate what people with lots of money will spend it on.
I'd love to have about 1% of all of the money wasted in expensive champagne which is sprayed in hipster VIP lounges every year -- I'm betting I could pay off my house pretty quickly.
And the more money people have, the stupider the things they spend it on.
Oh, to have that problem. I'd love to have enough money that I could spend stuff on stupid shit and not care.
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Fortran
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Cesil
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You can never be out of the pull of Jupiter's gravity. You can never be out of the pull of that dust bunny in the corner of the room's gravity. You can never be out of the pull of YO MAMA'S gravity.
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Capital G is the symbol for a unit of acceleration equal to 9.80665 m/s^2, which is the acceleration of Earth gravity. Accelerometers read acceleration in G units, and that includes the one in your cellphone. Take that phone on a Vomit Comet ride, and you will indeed see zero G's on it.
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"Do you really expect me to do coordinate transforms in my head while free falling in a plane?"
Although you'll probably never make it to outer... (Score:1)
Rude!!
Cheaper solution (Score:2)
Malaysian Airlines?
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This isn't anything new (Score:2)
Have you seen airliners on terminal approach to Luton Airport? If that doesn't leave you with your balls in your mouth just watching from the ground, you're not paying attention. They hit harder than carrier landings there.