BBC Develops "Mind-Control TV" Headset For iPlayer App

An anonymous reader writes: The BBC has teamed up with tech company This Place to develop a prototype television headset that can be operated with the power of brainwaves. The Mind Control TV prototype works with an experimental version of the BBC's iPlayer on-demand platform. "It's an internal prototype designed to give our programme makers, technologists and other users an idea of how this technology might be used in future. It was much easier for some than it was for others, but they all managed to get it to work." said Cyrus Saihan, head of business development for the BBC's Digital division.

I've developed a Slashdot mind control device

[wonkey_monkey]

That's nothing. I've made a boobs mind-control device that boobs lets me write Slashdot posts without having to physical type titties like a chump.

There are still a couple of boooobies bugs, but nothing a couple of big investments couldn't fix flange.

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[mwvdlee]

There are still a couple of boooobies bugs, but nothing a couple of big investments couldn't fix flange.

Seems to work just fine.
Now we just need a device that lets us control our minds.

Would be far more impressive...

[DrVxD]

... if the iPlayer app actually worked well.

But it doesn't - even on a fast (~70MB/sec), wired connection it constantly stutters and drops. Netflix, on the other hand works flawlessly (and costs rather less than the TV licence fee)

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[shortscruffydave]

Either your hardware is below par, or there's a *lot* of contention on your Internet connection. I can run iPlayer on my i3 laptop on a 5 meg connection and it runs like hot snot

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[wonkey_monkey]

But it doesn't - even on my fast (~70MB/sec), wired connection it constantly stutters and drops.

But it does - even on my much-slower-connection-than yours (~2.5MB/sec) [you meant MB as in megabytes, right?], wireless, it hardly ever stutters or drops.

(and costs rather less than the TV licence fee)

iPlayer's completely free* if you don't use it to watch live TV.

*well, it's completely free anyway (in the UK) - you're just not legally entitled to watch live TV if you don't have a TV licence. The only check at the moment is a box popping up to ask if you have a TV licence.

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[wonkey_monkey]

Because you have an uncontrollable urge to hump the TV every time he appears...?

Re:Well...introducing tele-slap [tm]

[hughbar]

Last year, I invented an extra control that would allow me to slap Clarkson, assorted politicians, cakes I disliked on cookery shows etc. etc. I called it tele-slap [tm].

Implementation is proving a little challenging, nothing that £20m of frothy VC money won't cure though. Watch this space, but duck.

Abiguously worded title

[Coisiche]

Most TV already is about "mind control".

Subject/Object?

[Trevelyan]

Mind-Control TV or Mind-Controlled TV ?

There is a significant difference, and the first pretty much already exists.

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[wonkey_monkey]

WOWUMWOWUMWOWUM

All hail hypnotoad!

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[tnk1]

All glory to the Hypnotoad!

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[wonkey_monkey]

Splitter!

Yeah, I'm gonna pass on this

[JudgeFurious]

I've seen enough Doctor Who to know that when I see "BBC" in the same sentence as "Mind-Control TV" I should move along.

So here come the cibermen after all...

[darkNeko]

Only one mad scientist away.....

I checked the date...

[ccanucs]

I checked the date. Nope. Not Apr 1st. Also - not a new Dr. Who episode.... Must be real! :-D

But does it do netflix?

[sims 2]

No tv here can it run netflix or youtube?

Nobody has tv anymore and those that do only watch 5 channels out of the 130 they pay for.

So I won't have to...

[whitroth]

... have that jack installed in my head behind my ear? Cool, I can do without surgery....

                mark "other than behind the ear is, of course, crude, which means a lot of slashdotters would do it...."