Tesla Wants To Clean Windshields With Laser Beams (cnet.com) 98
Tesla "may be keen on replacing the humble windshield wiper with lasers," reports CNET.
In a patent application filed this past May and published with the United States Patent and Trademark Office on Nov. 21, Tesla describes a "pulsed laser cleaning" for "debris accumulated" on glass, specifically for automotive application.
It also mentions this could be used for "photo-voltaic" applications. That's fancy-speak for solar panels...
According to the patent, Tesla imagines the system would work with a beam optics assembly to produce a laser that hunts down debris. A detection circuitry would be responsible for telling the system where to fire and remove dirt, grime and droppings. This same system would also take into account the laser's exposure level with pulses to ensure it didn't cut through the glass or harm occupants inside. Specifically, a calibration would "limit penetration of the laser beam to a depth that is less than a thickness of the glass article."
Such a system could do without chemicals and sprayers to take care of cleaning the windshield. Ditto for camera lenses and solar panels installed on a vehicle or structure.
It also mentions this could be used for "photo-voltaic" applications. That's fancy-speak for solar panels...
According to the patent, Tesla imagines the system would work with a beam optics assembly to produce a laser that hunts down debris. A detection circuitry would be responsible for telling the system where to fire and remove dirt, grime and droppings. This same system would also take into account the laser's exposure level with pulses to ensure it didn't cut through the glass or harm occupants inside. Specifically, a calibration would "limit penetration of the laser beam to a depth that is less than a thickness of the glass article."
Such a system could do without chemicals and sprayers to take care of cleaning the windshield. Ditto for camera lenses and solar panels installed on a vehicle or structure.
Not really (Score:5, Insightful)
Such a system could do without chemicals and sprayers to take care of cleaning the windshield.
You'd still need to wipe to remove stuff, and so you'd still need liquid to lift the stuff and avoid rubbing it against the windshield. The stuff on the windshield is more than just grease and bug parts, it's also silicates from tires and road surfaces, and dirt that's carried there by the wind. The laser isn't going to change the silicon in that stuff into another element. It might well be able to incinerate the bug guts and sap so that they can be removed, and that's great, but you're still going to need liquid and chemicals, and the liquid is still going to need some kind of antifreeze in the winter in freezing climates.
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And yet none of the laser cleaners in industry require this wiping method you speak of, nor do they require liquids. But sure, armchair engineer away.
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The windshield is made of silicates. The problem deposits on windshields are silicates. You can't remove them with a laser without damaging the windshield. It's not like removing rust from steel, where the two materials have different ablation thresholds. You can remove what's sticking them on, and that's an improvement. But you still need to wipe them away.
Re:Not really (Score:5, Interesting)
I never heard of this concept before. Watching videos of laser cleaning online they all seem to require a blower. (Lots of the videos don't show the device, just the object being cleaned so it is hard to tell). Maybe the movement of the care will suffice?
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That's cool how it was able to take off the graffiti without messing up the paint beneath. I wonder if you can change the settings and burn the paint off the brick completely without damaging the brick. That would be useful wherever some dope painted the brick in the first place!
Sam
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I wonder if gas torch could do as well.
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> And yet none of the laser cleaners in industry require this wiping method
Hypothetical: Dirty salt water splashes on your windshield. Laser zaps the droplets, the water evaporates and leaves behind NaCl, CaCl, microparticles of sand. Maybe some organic matter burns off, same with some plastic which combusts.
Now what about the dried on NaCl, CaCl and sand? You aren't suggesting it goes molten and flows down the windshield?
Re:Not really - left shark (Score:4, Funny)
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I feel a "Tesla jumps the shark" joke coming together, but I just can't make it work.
Elon Musk (Score:4, Funny)
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Yeah, how is a laser going to handle snow? (Score:2)
Please master normal wipers first - still 'beta' (Score:3, Informative)
The idea that I'd look to Tesla for good wipers is, frankly, laughable. Fix what you have first please. Oh, and a rear windscreen wiper option too.
Re:Please master normal wipers first - still 'beta (Score:5, Informative)
2014... that was still sensor-based wipers, no? Or are they using the current camera-based system? Not sure; that's a pretty old car.
For the Model 3, the Bloomberg survey [bloomberg.com] of Model 3 owners put satisfaction rates for the autowipers as:
Very dissatisfied: 2,3%
Somewhat dissatisfied: 10,9%
Neutral: 12,7%
Somewhat satisfied: 38,9%
Very satisfied: 35,2%
That said, it is the second-worst ranked of 20 different aspects (the only one rated worse is voice commands). By contrast, the median-ranking would be the category "Interior materials":
Very dissatisfied: 0,3%
Somewhat dissatisfied: 1,0%
Neutral: 4,2%
Somewhat satisfied: 29,6%
Very satisfied: 65,0%
And the best category is "Driving enjoyment":
Very dissatisfied: 0,2%
Somewhat dissatisfied: 0,0%
Neutral: 0,2%
Somewhat satisfied: 1,3%
Very satisfied: 98,3%
Re: Please master normal wipers first - still 'bet (Score:2)
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Are you kidding? Have you ever driven any other cars with autowipers? At work I sometimes have to drive a company vehicle (Skoda Yeti) and the autowipers in it drive me nuts.
Re: Please master normal wipers first - still 'be (Score:1)
Yes. I own a Mazda and a Hyundai. Both mid market models. Never once have I thought "jee I wish the wipers worked better". They got put on auto mode when I drove them out of the showroom, and never changed or even thought about since.
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Okay, so right now, our "satisfaction rankings with other car manufacturers' autowiper systems" stands at "50% / 50%" very disappointed / very happy from a per-individual basis, and "33% / 66%" very disappointed / very happy from a per-vehicle basis. Model 3 is "2,3% / 35,2%" in this regard,
Others are invited to add their own data, or - far better - look for actual statistics.
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Auto wiper is the only issue. And as Rei said, it is one of the least satisfying parts of the Tesla experience.
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2014 models are "pretty old cars". That's lunacy yet typical Tesla fan syndrome.
You also inadvertently demonstrated another issue with Teslas. There's no differentiating models between different years. A model 2 from 2017 is vastly different than 2016. There are several variations per year. Resale or trade on these things is going to be worthless.
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2014... that was still sensor-based wipers, no? Or are they using the current camera-based system? Not sure; that's a pretty old car.
2014 is a "pretty old car" to you? Is 5 years even enough to make up the cost difference between electric and gasoline? Other than a.crash that would total a car or a major mechanical issue I can't think of a reason I would think of replacing a 5 year old car. And certainly wouldn't consider a 5 year old car as pretty old.
Re:Please master normal wipers first - still 'beta (Score:5, Informative)
In terms of Teslas, absolutely. The Model S was only introduced in June of 2012. That's much closer to the beginning of the Model S line than the present. 2014 is pre-facelift, several generations of batteries back, entirely different powertrain, pre-HW3, pre-HW2.5, pre-HW2, possibly even pre-HW1 (e.g. no autonomy at all), etc etc. Just the range comparison alone - the longest range Model S available in 2014 was 265mi. Today it's 373mi.
That in no way means it needs to be "replaced" - by any stretch. Still a great car. But it's a simple fact that there's been a huge amount of iteration on every aspect of the vehicle since then.
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In terms of Teslas, absolutely. The Model S was only introduced in June of 2012.Â
Maybe I'm just old. But I remember when cars got a significant refresh every year or two. Even then, I don't know of anyone who would have a 55 Chevy in 1960 and have considered it "pretty old". But you could see the difference between every year from a distance.
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I see you tube videos of 1950s car ads confidently talking about resale value one year later.
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Until about 1975, cars really did rust out in 3 years.
My first car, in 1995, was a rust-free 1960 Dodge Dart.
In road salt country you had to wash your undercarriage very regularly to keep the vehicle from rusting away to nothing, and actually stay on top of washing and waxing. But you've grossly overstated the case.
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A valid complaint. Though I don't see any big need for my wipers and lights to be automatic like more and more cars are doing.
I'd be more interested in something that turns off the high beams of assholes around me that never turn them off when they see a car coming / are driving behind someone.
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So... (Score:2)
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I don't think it's for the windshield.
The summary specifically says it is:
Such a system could do without chemicals and sprayers to take care of cleaning the windshield.
This is just crazy (Score:2, Insightful)
Re: This is just crazy (Score:2)
Patents != Implementation (Score:3)
Patenting something of course does not mean that it's actually going to be used any time soon; just that you think that it might be useful at some point. Probably more useful in the nearer term is their push for stronger glass. Often this involves polishing the outer layers off to remove microcracks that glass tends to fracture along. A side effect is that the more perfect surface is harder for water, dirt, grime, etc to stick to.
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Thinking about it more, I see two main advantages to the approach in the patent:
1. Basically zero drag (wipers can be a significant drag element).
2. Can position fibre lasers pretty much anywhere (e.g. including side windows and the like). The mass penalty for extra fibre runs is low, and the drag penalty negligible.
I still see it as subpar for the windshield... there's a thickness of snow cover you can get on a windshield for which melt it off with your defrosters would take too long / too much energy, bu
Coolest accidental Lasik surgery. Ever. (Score:1)
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Or to Keep Summer Safe.
What about the insides? (Score:4, Interesting)
On a daily basis I drive behind people whose windows look like they have a layer of wax paper over them. That dull, white-gray film is a dead giveaway they haven't done the slightest bit of cleaning since they got their car. It's especially noticeable at this time of year when the sun is low on the horizon and their windshield turns a bright white when driving in the direction of the early morning or late afternoon sun, making it almost impossible to see where you're driving or what might be in front of them.
The same with defrosting in the winder. It's easy to tell whose windshield hasn't been touched in years by how badly their windows defrost. Or don't defrost. They're the ones who drive in inclement weather with a four inch circle cleared out before them.
This has to be an article from the Onion because anyone who has spent one minute cleaning a window so they can see where they're driving knows this will never work for a multitude of reasons.
$2000 wipers! (Score:3)
Yes, let's replace $39 wipers with $2000 laser wipers! Great idea. As great as fully autonomous Teslas by the end of 2016. Elon is the greatest carnival barker of our time.
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Yes, let's replace $39 wipers with $2000 laser wipers! Great idea.
$39 wipers? You sound like you drive a cheap crap car. The rain sensors for the auto wiping function on my car alone cost more than that. Oh wait you didn't realise luxury cars was a thing?
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Some of us aren't too lazy to turn on the damned windshield wipers when it starts to rain. I'd be ashamed to have automatic windshield wipers. Just one more computer sensor to break, will be obsolete in a few years and completely impossible to service or replace 10 years from now.
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Yes, let's replace $39 wipers with $2000 laser wipers! Great idea.
$39 wipers? You sound like you drive a cheap crap car. The rain sensors for the auto wiping function on my car alone cost more than that. Oh wait you didn't realise luxury cars was a thing?
Not all of us are over compensating for something.
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All bigger companies I've worked for was patenting everything they could think of, the vast majority of which was never even considered for implementation. Everybody were encouraged to bring up ideas with legal dept and there were bonus systems, such as $500 for a patent application, $1000 for a patent or more.
Ideas were never reviewed for viability, only whether there was a chance of getting it accepted.
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Re:What is a slashdot story... (Score:5, Informative)
Watch a video? Ain't nobody got time for that. That's why Slashdot prefers xkcd reference [xkcd.com]s.
Ya know ... (Score:2)
Many sharks could use this type of application to help clean their night-vision goggles and heads-up displays while they're on the go.
Next up, Tesla laser knife (Score:2)
Imagine, never having to clean your "knife" after cutting cheese or a birthday cake. Almost everything can be improved with the addition of lasers. Sharks with lasers, just try to make shark fin soup now. Roomba with extra lasers for that deep down clean. BBQ pits, add a laser for a perfect smoke ring.
Wouldn't do a thing for road salt (Score:1)
Like some other Tesla features, this would be useless in northern climates that still experience what our generation calls "winter".
When I started driving ... (Score:4, Informative)
after not very long the front of the car would be covered with squashed bugs. This does not happen any more. Where have all the bugs gone ?
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No failure modes that I can think of (Score:2)
High power pulsed lasers (enough power to evaporate debris) mounted on a windshield. Sounds *completely* safe.
I guess they will probably operate in the eye-safe wavelength range, but that isn't an absolute.
Re: No failure modes that I can think of (Score:1)
Can't wait for the shark vacuum with lasers! (Score:2)
Can't wait for the shark vacuum with lasers!
As a bonus (Score:2)
It will kill pedos (or people Muskie thinks are pedos) on sight.
Winter roads will be a huge challenge. (Score:1)
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Or for that matter a regular heavy rainstorm. I often have driven through downpours that are so heavy that even with conventional wipers in good condition going full speed you can barely see. But you are on the freeway and it would be more dangerous to stop.
What kind of energy would lasers have to output to cope with that? And how the hell do you keep a system like that safe?
I'm as much a Tesla fanboi as anyone but I just don't see it working.
Weponize it (Score:4, Funny)
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Ummm (Score:2)
MN's windshields often covered with several inches of snow and/or 1/4" ice sheets will chuckle at the attempt.
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No problem. However, clearing the windshield will take 250 miles of range off the battery charge.
DO NOT LOOK INTO WINDSHIELD.. (Score:2)
Elon, why you so crazy? Come on, man, put the bong down already. What's next, you going to marry a duck? xD
How about this: if the total energy required to clean your windshield with a laser system exceeds the energy required for you to fill the washer reservoir and turn on the wipers, then maybe it's not such a great idea? Also, laser beams flying around when you're driving? Blinds you, blinds another driver?
Maybe I wasn't kidding: put the bong down, dude.
Aquapel (Score:2)
V2 - the boy racer upgrade (Score:2)
where to fire and remove dirt, grime and droppings
The next iteration (will require a battery upgrade) uses the same basic principles to eliminate obstacles, cyclists and pedestrians in the vehicle's path.
It will first be made available to the military
What could possibly go wrong?
Using it on Photo Voltaic solar panels (Score:3)
If the panel could absorb enough of the laser's energy to power the laser, instant free power...
Wow not a single comment on Mars (Score:2)
Not a single comment on Mars, and not a single slashdotter get's Elon's motive here.
All of Elon's projects are building blocks for a Mars colony. Seems like this is a pretty handy way to clean grit in a place where you have limited water.
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Not a single comment on Mars, and not a single slashdotter get's Elon's motive here.
All of Elon's projects are building blocks for a Mars colony. Seems like this is a pretty handy way to clean grit in a place where you have limited water.
So why not put it on all the windows at tesla hq and sack off the window cleaners.
Star Wars (Score:2)
That's fine until... (Score:1)
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The cops will begin to complain the their laser wipers interfere with the laser speed detectors in use.
Irrelevant. It's not illegal unless their purpose is to interfere with a speed measuring device. Also probably wrong, anyway. They bounce the laser off your license plate.
It is meant to hit the bug before it hits the car (Score:2)
Fake Musk (Score:2)
Another sci-fi nonsense idea to keep him in the news.
Seriously, try going a couple of days without saying something stupid to attract attention, and try actually building some cars that people want to buy.
such a bad idea (Score:2)
I can think of plenty of materials that would become a molten damaging mass to be embedded permanently in the glass
Eye safety is an issue (Score:1)
Why stop at windshields? (Score:2)
Let's face it, not everyone drives Teslas. Not everyone drives, period. But one thing that everyone has, is trash.
So why limit your idea to windshields? Have every home equipped with the ultra-version of this thing, and we might possibly reduce our own personal carbon footprint significantly, without contributing even more greenhouse gases in the process. (And if Elon cannot make this to market, there's always his blowtorch-as-backup-product)
Today's captcha: jellies, as in, you know jellies of his fortune.
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That's backwards. "Vaporization" (what lasers do) involves turning the material into a vapor. Your solution takes your banana peel and instead of letting it turn into compost, turns it all into CO2.
Burning trash is horrible for the environment, and burning it with lasers doesn't make it better.
A contrarian view (Score:2)
Why have a wiper outside with lasers pointing in? Run the wiper inside the windshield with laser pointing out. In conjunction with an exterior, conformal, air-curtain it would keep glass free of both water and particulate matter.
Or have two wipers, an inside wiper pointing lasers out, faithfully following the outside wiper, that also blows an airjets to get rid of water and particluate matter faster.
What could go wrong ... (Score:2)
"Captain, sensors indicate the blue Tesla is charging lasers!'
"Raise shields, prepare forward rail-guns!"
"Solar panels"? (Score:2)
"Solar panels"? That's fancy-speak for sun beams conversion sheets.
If These Bozos.... (Score:1)
...think I am buying anything that goes firing lasers around my precious eyesight, they must be be high, as George Carlin would say. Sorry, no sale.