Mark Zuckerberg Can't Quit the Metaverse 84
An anonymous reader shares a story: Almost two years ago, Mark Zuckerberg rebranded his company Facebook to Meta -- and since then, he has been focused on building the "metaverse," a three-dimensional virtual reality. But the metaverse has lost some of its luster since 2021. Companies like Disney have closed down their metaverse divisions and deemphasized using the word, while crypto-based startup metaverses have quietly languished or imploded. In 2022, Meta's Reality Labs division reported an operational loss of $13.7 billion. But at Meta Connect 2023, Zuckerberg still hasn't given up on the metaverse -- he's just shifted how he talks about it. He once focused on the metaverse as a completely digital new world. Now, he aims to convince the public that the future is a blend of the digital and the physical.
At Connect this year, Zuckerberg emphasized that the modern "real world" combines the physical world and the digital world still being built -- and that it all builds up to "this concept we call the metaverse." He added: "Pretty soon, I think we're going to be at a point where you're going to be there physically with some of your friends, and others will be there digitally as avatars or holograms, and they'll feel just as present as everyone else. Or you'll walk into a meeting and sit down at a table. There will be people who are there physically and people who are there digitally as holograms, but also sitting around the table with you are going to be a bunch of AI guys who are embodied as holograms and are helping you get different stuff done too."
At Connect this year, Zuckerberg emphasized that the modern "real world" combines the physical world and the digital world still being built -- and that it all builds up to "this concept we call the metaverse." He added: "Pretty soon, I think we're going to be at a point where you're going to be there physically with some of your friends, and others will be there digitally as avatars or holograms, and they'll feel just as present as everyone else. Or you'll walk into a meeting and sit down at a table. There will be people who are there physically and people who are there digitally as holograms, but also sitting around the table with you are going to be a bunch of AI guys who are embodied as holograms and are helping you get different stuff done too."
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Pretty sure we all know Zuck is Dillinger
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Yes, I'm old. Old enough to remember the Zuck when it was a student ripping off a fellow student. - He started small, and he'll end small.
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His mistake was thinking that users would build the metaverse. They build all the content on Facebook, but that's easy. Copy/paste an ancient JPEG meme, type out a rant, take a selfie. To get into the metaverse you need to spend a lot of money on a headset, and then learn how to make things in it.
It's just not happening. It's a wasteland. Even where things do get built, they are Facebook quality - recycled crap, with the fidelity declining with every generational copy. Scams, grifts, ads, racist uncles...
Quest 3 resolution sucks (Score:2)
It has to be said.
Doors anyone wear glasses with a instead of a lens? Ok why is that acceptable in VR? They should have spent their resources and money on the hardware side instead of the software hacks side. I remember in the 90s and early 2000s I was into optimizing code here and there.. Until finally I said fuck it use better hardware!, more ram and CPU will fix anything.
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A company gave me a Quest 3 as a gift about a month ago.
I still haven't even opened the box. That's how excited I am by it.
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Send it to me then, luddite.
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I've been trying out VR headsets since the 1980s, so... I've seen a few of them before.
This is just like somebody sending me a new graphics card or something like that. Can I really be bothered to pull my machine apart just to see if it's 5% better than the previous one?
I guess I'll give it a go in the next few weeks.
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Really? It doesn't even release for another couple weeks
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You're right it's a Quest 2...
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Looks like someone finally opened the box.
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I looked at the label. :-)
("Quest 2, 128Gb")
Re:Quest 3 resolution sucks (Score:4, Informative)
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I'm not quite old enough (Score:2)
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That, and it doesn't help when a sizable section of the pop. is just as corrupt as their leaders. Their only gripe is that they haven't yet figured out a way to profit from the corruption.
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You couldn't cause a famine in the US if you tried to. If anything, this country has a problem with people stuffing their faces with way too much.
A famine would actually be a godsend for this country, maybe we could finally get rid of some of that flab.
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The U.S. is sucking up its groundwater like there's no tomorrow (https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/08/28/climate/groundwater-drying-climate-change.html). And the fracking industry takes a lot of water (https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/09/25/climate/fracking-oil-gas-wells-water.html). To make matters worse, some idiot in Congress was questioning the Sec. of Transportation, Buttigieg, and remarked that "this climate change right now is called Autumn" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnpZlfnxZG
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Whoever said Zuckerberg was a great man? He's just an idiot who made a ton of money being an asshole. Now he's losing some of that money. A lot of it, in fact. Hooray for that!
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A couple of men in history are lucky. They have a hunch and follow it, they are at the right place at the right time or they just happen to have the right product in their hands as it is required.
This is in no way different from winning the jackpot in a lottery.
Now, we wouldn't go to a lottery jackpot winner and ask him for any tips on how to do it, would we? That fucker just got lucky. But for some weird reason we do just that with people who are doing pretty much the same thing in the economy. They were j
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Why do we put these dolts on a pedestal? Because they were lucky once and now, trying to repeat that, have some entertainment value like a dog trying to get through the door with a stick wider than the door?
I don't. But a lot of fuckups that deperately want to look up to somebody do.
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Indeed. That you got down-modded nicely shows these fuckups also exoxt in a decidely not "great man" version.
Tax loss harvesting? (Score:3)
How does a company spend $13.7bil developing a crappy headset and what is essentially a mobile app with 2010 graphics? I'm starting to think they are losing money on purpose.
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That's 130,000 employees at 100k a year or 13k employees at $1mil a year. Make it make sense!
Re:Tax loss harvesting? (Score:5, Funny)
Agile
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Wish I had mod points for that one!
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This is the Way.
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In the sense that anybody competent did run screaming? Probably. I did quit a well-paying secure job in the midst of the last pandemic because of Agile. That stuff is complete poison.
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Don't overstate it. Graphics were way better than that in 2010. To get Metaverse quality graphics you have to back to at least the early 2000s. Maybe Dreamcast era, the end of 1998.
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Simple: Money cannot buy quality when you are doing something new. Same principle as no number of bad cooks can turn out a 5-star dinner or no number of crappy painters can do a Mona Lisa. Zuck-the-fuck is not able to hire the right people and then listening to them. And hence he burns money with nothing good to show for it.
This is at least a nice vision (Score:2)
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As long as it is not possible to have a high enough resolution that you can actually READ what someone writes on a virtual white board, the whole shit won't fly. And we're far, far away from that.
So far, I still cannot identify any relevant advantage to a simple Teams meeting.
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You call that an advantage? If anything, the advantage of Teams/Zoom meetings compared to in-person ones were that you can pretend to be there and listen to the droning of the narcissist while you can get some meaningful work accomplished.
That you could put the droning narcissist into the background is a feature, not a bug!
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Fortunately not all. But in the other meetings, Zoom/Teams is at the very least not a disadvantage, so it comes out ahead.
Please, no Halloween stuff before the first! (Score:2)
This is a Halloween post, right? Cause this is cree-pay!
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Stand firm, Mark! Hold onto your convictions! (Score:5, Funny)
Don't let the nay-sayers get you down! You just keep shoveling more and more billions of your personal and corporate fortunes into the metaverse - it will eventually pay off!
In fact, double down! Increase your annual spending!
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Don't let the nay-sayers get you down! You just keep shoveling more and more billions of your personal and corporate fortunes into the metaverse - it will eventually pay off!
In fact, double down! Increase your annual spending!
You bet! Zuckerberg is making the mistake many wealthy people make. He thinks any idea that pops into his head is the best idea evah!
Truth is, he got lucky with Facebook. Just like some others, say, Elon Musk. After showing their business "genius" to the world, they surround themselves with yes people.
And well, he does seem to be reazlly good at burning through a hella lot of money, and quickly.
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The Irony is , I cant think of any original ideas he's had that made money.
Facebook was stolen off the Winkelvoss brothers, Instagram and whatsapp aquired, Occulus aquired and run into the ground. I doubt he personally invented ReactJS. He sure as hell didnt invent LLMs or Transformers.
Has Zuck invented *anything*?
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Has Gates?
Seriously, these "inventors" usually just rip someone off, then use that money to buy someone else's work.
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The Irony is , I cant think of any original ideas he's had that made money.
Facebook was stolen off the Winkelvoss brothers, Instagram and whatsapp aquired, Occulus aquired and run into the ground. I doubt he personally invented ReactJS. He sure as hell didnt invent LLMs or Transformers.
Has Zuck invented *anything*?
Nope, he just got lucky.
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The Irony is , I cant think of any original ideas he's had that made money.
Facebook was stolen off the Winkelvoss brothers, Instagram and whatsapp aquired, Occulus aquired and run into the ground. I doubt he personally invented ReactJS. He sure as hell didnt invent LLMs or Transformers.
Has Zuck invented *anything*?
Ah, no? Why would anybody think he has?
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Musk bet his entire fortune into SpaceX and Tesla. if those had bombed he would be a broke guy with an undergrad in Physics.
The bets paid off and he is the ri
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Musk may not be competent at everything and hires smart people for the same but he has balls of steel.
Thats what separates Musk from the rest. His ability to take insane amounts of risk.
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It's kinda easy to take insane amounts of risk if you have a rich family to fall back on in case your risk doesn't pay off.
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Microsoft selling a BASIC interpreter for the Altair that they hadn't written yet was a pretty big risk, too. Gates was always going to get filthy rich or fail big time.
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Musk bet *a large fraction of his disposable wealth* into SpaceX and Tesla. if those had bombed he would be a *stupendously wealthy* guy with an undergrad in Physics*, his family's emerald mine, and millions of dollars in stocks, shares and other holdings*
FTFY. It's easy to take risks when failing still leaves you richer than 99.99% of the population.
Balls of steel? No. Safety net of gold.
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So to get rich, you have to win the lottery jackpot, but to become the richest man in the world, you have to win the lottery jackpot twice.
That's essentially what happened for Musk.
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You'd be surprised...
Most, if not all, of them fail, though. But as you can see, sometimes they are lucky.
Re: Stand firm, Mark! Hold onto your convictions! (Score:2)
Are you trying to create some weird Musk-hero mythology? Musk did not invest ALL his money into Tesla and SpaceX. He invested in all sorts of shit, most of it Thiel also invested in.
If Tesla and SpaceX had failed, he would have still been a millionaire. And, like most failing CEOs, once failure was imminent he would have increased his salary and started cashing out huge bonuses. Then he would have sold the company.
You make it sound like he risked being a pauper. All he risked was being less wealthy.
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It's not nice to egg on someone trying to break down a wall by butting his head against it.
Ok, I admit, it's fun. But not nice.
Said it before⦠(Score:4, Interesting)
Third Life is dead (Score:2)
no doubt about it.
The concept of "meetings" to have things done (Score:2)
The idea that there will be holograms and AI "guys" will definitely be a major distraction, needing even more meetings to get the point across.
Would you like to buy... (Score:2)
a *virtual* bridge?
Fine! (Score:2)
Let him continue to pour his own and company money into this boondoggle.
Overpromise, underdeliver.
Wait. I meant build Apple Vision Pro, morons! (Score:4, Insightful)
They're "pivoting" to mixed reality, interestingly only after having their balls handed to them by a _pre release demo_ of Apple's Vision Pro. It hasn't even shipped, and when it does it's more expensive than 99% of people will buy (until later models bring the cost down), and Meta rapidly pivots tens-of-billions-of-dollars worth of investments from "THE 3D METAVERSE IS THE FUTURE WOOOO!" to "We _meant_ to say that mixed reality is the important part of this. Why are you confused about what we're trying to build?"
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They're "pivoting" to mixed reality, interestingly only after having their balls handed to them by a _pre release demo_
I'm pretty sure that they must have worked on Quest 3 for years before releasing it. They didn't have enough time to watch the Apple demo and then change their product design.
Possibility (Score:2)
Perhaps more meetings (Score:2)
What Zuck needs is a series of meetings. The ones that start with "I'm Mark Zuckerberg and I'm a metaholic".
Possibly ahead of his time? (Score:3)
There might be a day when mixed/augmented/holographic reality meetings make sense; but it's not today. This might be the flip side of the innovator's dilemma being played out in real life--the big company is really trying, but they're destined to fail. The metaverse, if it's ever to be a thing, will be a thing that arises from a different source, when all the pieces fall in to place and the right people come along to assemble them.
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Mixed/augmented/holographic reality will certainly be a great entertainment and leisure tool, but it will never be a sensible work tool.
Work needs to be efficient. That's the core goal of any kind of work. Now, let's take a look at gaming again, because this is where VR and motion control is already a thing and answer me this: Take any kind of game, let's say, a shooter. Now compare controlling your character with keyboard and mouse to controlling it with your body and motion tracking. Which one is more eff
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I would really have a hard time seeing a "virtual" meeting in any way superior to one that is handled via a tool like Teams or Zoom.
For real. The only possible reason 'meetings' would be the go-to example for a VR/AR system is because the people who need to be 'sold' on the idea have jobs that primarily consist of 'attending meetings'.
Approximately one hundred percent of Slashdotters have left a meeting saying 'that could have been an e-mail'. If Zoom and Teams aren't improvements, AR/VR sure as hell won't be.
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First, the equipment is WAY too pricey that mere mortals will be subjected to them. It's only going to be the bigwigs who will be handed the new toys. If we play our cards right and make sure we provide them with the relevant configurations, they will strut about like it's the new big thing and we can continue doing some relevant work while they get to play in their overpriced playpen.
Think blackberry, just up a notch.
Even so... (Score:4, Funny)
"Pretty soon, I think we're going to be at a point where you're going to be there physically with some of your friends, and others will be there digitally as avatars or holograms, and they'll feel just as present as everyone else." - Zuck
... but even then you'll STILL have to come in physically to work at Meta, or else it's just not going to work out for you. -Zuck
BS and fantasy (Score:2)
The Metaverse is anything you want it to be!
We should build what Neal Stephenson described in Snow Crash and give it away just to piss Zuck and the crypto fanbois off.
yes (Score:2)
I too watched star trek discovery.
Privacy (Score:4, Insightful)
I don't care if he puts out the demo of all demos and promises data to be kept private, Facebook/Meta has always gone the route of eventually collecting and using all possible data legally available about an individual. Can't support that.
Shut up Mark (Score:2)
Is that guy ... (Score:1)
... still alive?
Welcome to... (Score:2)
Welcome to the Looneyverse.
Is it online? (Score:2)
I have a quest 2, I'll buy the Vision Pro in a few months.
Meta really messed up when they priced software as though they were a console rather than a mobile device.
And honestly, VR only makes sense as a toy. AR actually adds value