A Brief History of Squirt Gun Technology 189
ectospasm writes "This article in the Los Angeles Times is a brief history of the squirt gun, with it's main focus on Super Soaker, the undisputed champion of the water arms race. Interesting because the original Super Soaker idea was the brainchild of a Jet Propulsion Laboratory engineer. I especially like what they say about a forth-coming product line aimed at college-aged children. ;-) " I need a big honkin, uber efficient squirt gun
for sniping these kids that keep ringing my doorbell and running.
Re:flame throwers (Score:1)
ROFL my backwoods uncle could probably make such a thing. Lord knows there's enough old pipes on his farm, not to mention rubber hose, wire, that sort of thing.....personally, I'd never run the risk of losing my eyebrows!
Propellants (Score:2)
Re:Lasers and supersoakers (Score:1)
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Re:Memories of a teen-age water terrorist... (Score:1)
Re:Don't emulate the Nazis! (Score:1)
It happened that's a fact but Nietzsche wasn't involved.
Had one of these... (Score:1)
I had one of these.. The clip was too small, and the 4 AA batteries kept going dead. I found it out in my yard a few summers later sans-clip and battery door and decided to improvise it back into working condition.
I used a backpack with a gallon bottle and instead of 4 AA batteries, I used two 6v lantern batteries. It was a great time for 2 summers before it started to break down (2 years out in the weather did it in, I think...) We used to spray neighborhood kids with this thing and they'd end up with red marks. Sprayed so hard it stung.
Re:squirt gun as a sniping weapon? (Score:1)
Re:How things have changed... (Score:1)
Re:Historic Squirt Gun Control Bill (Score:1)
Re:flame throwers (Score:1)
problem being that you won't get anywhere near the necessary velocity in the projected fluid, the flame burns back up the stream faster than you can possibly shoot, hits the tank and BOOM... sort of like those idiots who try to spray lighter fluid on already _burning_ coals in a barbecue, except of course a supersoaker costs a lot more than a can of lighter fluid...
Money-making (Score:3)
By the way, for all of you who like water guns, I suggest renting a power washer from your local hardware store. Just don't point it at people, wooden fences, or anything else that can't take 1300 PSI. ;)
Hardcore toy hazard, though.. (Score:3)
However, I discovered an interesting way to make my old SS50 (and second SS50 -- the first had a design flaw that busted some sort of seal if you filled it up too much) actually propel the tank off the gun at a staggering speed, and with a much farther range than the actual water stream. The tank would shoot roughly 50 ft. at a 90 degree angle to the ground... aiming this at lower trajectories ended up worrying my neighbors because they'd see, in essence, a rocket-propelled tank of water rifle across the street. Needless to say, my parents took it away.
The trick is, fill the tank about 1/4 full (or 3/4 empty for all you pessimists) with water, and screw the tank on to create a seal, but not to torque the bottle on so that it cant be quickly unscrewed. Then, begin pumping. Pump the thing until you are either physically exhausted from pumping or the gun refuses to pump any more, which ever comes first (at 10, it was usually the former). Then, with great haste, aim the gun at your target (At *WAIST* level, you could probably put an eye out doing this near your shoulders) and quickly unscrew the water-containment bottle. After about 1/2 to 3/4 a turn, it will rocket off the gun fixture at an incredible speed and for an amazing distance -- something usually not comprehended for something so small.
TECHNICAL NOTES:
TO acheive maximum distance, use a higher-modelled gun with a tank from a smaller model that will still screw onto the water-pressure valve. This allows even more air to be compressed and to fill a smaller volume. Normally this tends to increase distance significantly more than it does speed, though I'm sure the two are related. The last valid combination i tested was an SS50 bottle screwed onto an SS100 gun...
Watch out, neighbor-kids, here I come...
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Dave Brooks (db@amorphous.org)
http://www.amorphous.org
Ever play Canadian paintball? Freeze + Fire = PAIN (Score:1)
Memories of a teen-age water terrorist... (Score:1)
I also had an electric MAC-10 water gun - spare clip, matte black finish, almost a precise replica (except for an annoying water leak). I really wanted the UZI, though...
My high-school room-mate (boarding school) and I went out driving around our small town one night in my Firebird (what, me, spoiled rich kid? yep!) with my MAC-10. My room-mate ("Dynomite" Dave) was a somewhat scary looking fellow - long-ish hair, wild eyes, and almost always wearing a Metallica T-Shirt. I drove, he had the water gun, and we instituted a reign (rain? sorry for the pun) of wet terror on the town that night. I remember two incidents in particular:
Nowadays, a couple guys pulling a stunt like this would have been sent for psychological evaluation and court-mandated therapy - provided that the police don't shoot them dead on the spot. Those were the days, all right...
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Re:Propellants (Score:1)
Re:Lasers and supersoakers (Score:1)
Re:flame throwers (Score:1)
Do that. Have someone take picures from far away, though. Post said pictures on the 'net somewhere and let us know about 'em.
heh.
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A host is a host from coast to coast...
I don't think Larami is anything to support... (Score:1)
protects itself by means of litigation giddy lawyers. It is not something that
we should be supporting people.
At least Microsoft isn't suing based on a bunch of bogus patents... yet...
The most fun I had (Score:2)
Re:The most fun I had (Score:2)
Those shotguns had a choke knob on them... on the wide setting, they were pretty short range, but they'd soak your target from neck to knees, and you didn't even have to aim them. On the narrow setting, they made a smaller splash, but they could match the range of the Super Soakers.
Only problems were rate of fire - it took some serious effort (at least for a twelve-year-old) to work the pump, which made it slow, and lack of ammo - the clip was huge, but the thing pumped out so much water that it only held five, six shots.
The thing eventually died when a little plastic bit in the pump mechanism broke... we were never able to find a glue strong enough to hold it together against the force of the pump springs. Before that, though, I'd used it to wipe the grins off the faces of any number of Super-Soaker wielders...
Re:The most fun I had (Score:1)
squirt gun as a sniping weapon? (Score:1)
I need a big honkin, uber efficient squirt gun for sniping these kids that keep ringing my doorbell and running.
No, what you need for that particular case is a paintball gun.
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I gave my boss a reality check. It bounced.
Re:first post? (Score:1)
> Soak me
being moderated to Flamebait....
-cpd
Praise (Score:1)
Anyway, funny posts.....you need to be able to moderate to 100, c'mon Rob.
Re:Water Weenie!!!!! (Score:1)
_HUGE_ water weenie built from a length of surgical tubing I picked up an work. fully inflated it was something like 20 feet long; we coiled it in the passenger footwell in my car... that thing held _so_ much water, and lasted forever. it's a ton of fun to drive around while your friend is literally riding shotgun soaking most of the teenagers you pass!
- mark
"This is my rifle! This is my gun!" (Score:2)
Ok, repeat after me:
"This is my supersoaker. There may be others like it, but this one is mine. Without me, my supersoaker is useless. Without my supersoaker, I am useless."
Ah.. the memories (Score:1)
Second.. I remember the first Super Soakers. I actually busted mine because I pumped it too full
They don't seem to make them like they used to (Score:1)
Still, I've had good experiences with my CPS 1000 (pretty much the biggest I can afford - they're significantly more expensive over here in the UK) which seems a damn sight better built. The sheer ugliness of the thing suggests that it's been designed with function ahead of form and as a result it hasn't failed me once. I'm a member of the Cambridge University assassin's guild [cam.ac.uk] so we tend to go through a lot of them - the XP20 is very nice and pleasingly concealable, but sadly nobody in the area seems to sell them. XP110s are just about hideable inside a coat, and with anything above that any thoughts of subtlty go out the window. I've never really liked the 50 series for their size/usefulness ratio, but the 55s were pretty solid.
Still, I may be forced to upgrade when the new range appears - someone I know has modified a 2500 (damn big thing about a metre long) and added 12 litres of extra capacity. The temptation to push him gently backwards when he's carrying it is something I may be forced to give in to at some point in the future...
How things have changed... (Score:2)
The **ULTIMATE** Water Gun... (Score:2)
Shot a 1/2" diameter stream of water about 75'. It was used during forest fire season to put out spot fires, and it weighed 65lbs full (50lbs of that was water!)
When you pack one of these babies, you win whatever water fight you get into - although it's hard to run in when full.
Ahhh, memories...
Water gun havok! (Score:2)
'round about 4:30 in the am I had one of the younger guys wake me up. I got about 5 or so of the teenage guys up and we got our water guns ready. I guess I was the Sarge' so I got A water balloon too. We crept to the girls cabin and we concentrated on the back room where the age 13+ girls slept. I slowly opened the window while another group went to chekc the front door.
The frond door was locked so the others came around back too. Just as the window was almost completely open one of those morons come running aound the cabin and says, like we're in a crowded room, DID YOU GET IT OPEN YET? He didn't wake them up. We all got ready. I bit the ends off of my "grenade" and lobbed it in.(the next morning I found out that my I woke up somone by hitting her in the face with that grenade) We opened fire with abut 8 water guns through this open window. For about 30 seconds all I could hear was our laughter and the screams of startled half-asleep chicks on the other side of the window. After we were out of ammo, we told them why and warned them against ever waking us up like that again.
Since the majority of "adults" on this retreat were women and were awakened by our activities we got in trouble while the girls did not, but I refused to accept any punishment as long as the girls went unpunished. (that is another story though)
Also when I was younger than that I got this battery operated water gun that sprayed a continuous stream of water (not like the broken stream of enter-tech type water guns), my best friend and I tood turns hiding in the bushes in front of his house and spraying water into the open windows of any vehicle that drove up the road.
This huge monster truck looking thing came up te road and I was so excited that I started shooting early, the headlights of the truck illuminated the stream from my gun like a silver ribbon that lead straight back to me. The driver of the truck hit his breaks and started to creep back in reverse, I must have army crawled 40 feet in 2 seconds to get the hell out of there.
Anyway, that stuff was extremely fun and I'm just happy that I never got my butt kicked for any of the stuff that I did when I was a youngster. The thing that sucks most about growing up is that I can't do things like that anymore.
LK
Re:Remember Entertech? (Score:2)
God that thing was cool once we busted him and confiscated it. It looked like the real thing from far enough away and in the twlight lighting. I can see why cops didn't want punks running around with these, they looked real as hell. You could put a pretty good bead of water where you wanted it too, nothing like the volume that you can dispense from a supersoaker, tho. But for stealthy, accurate sniping, this was the sh*t.
Remember water-weenies? (Score:1)
Microsoft (Score:2)
I had one of these (Score:1)
Then to fire, you pushed the clamp, it released the pressure and bammo! 30 feet easy..
I too had the ballon explode in my face, and cause me a pretty good injury (cut my chin when the clamp hit me).. nothing serious, but painful nonetheless.. I do believe that's why you can't find them anymore.
Still, great fun, and cheap too.
Re:Hardcore toy hazard, though.. (Score:1)
Sounds like a make-shift water rocket to me! I love water rockets, but it pretty hard to find good ones anymore. Someone must have passed a law limiting the range, so most of the new ones suck. Either that, or they are just trying to save some money by using crappy parts.
Of course, firing one of these things while in a crowd is always fun. That sucker comes screaming back down to Earth pretty fast!
Of course, for real fun, build yourself a water rocket using liquid notrogen. The original page at SGI is gone (which described using a water-cooler bottle for the rocket body!), but here is a good replacement [rocket.tc] that can get you started.
Re:Historic Squirt Gun Control Bill (Score:1)
Re:Hardcore toy hazard, though.. (Score:1)
What is CPS 2/3K? (Score:1)
Yeah, and something doesn't add up: it would seem that the CPS 2000 (and definitely the 3000) were already "aimed at the college-age market." I've let eleven-year-olds try to use my CPS2K and, though they could lift it, they couldn't exactly aim it, pump it, run with it, etc. Even pulling the trigger is kind of awkward for them. This is already some heavy artillery -- it's definitely best-suited for college-age people who take such things very seriously.
So what else is there? Aside from just making them even bigger (so even we can't lift them?) and continuing to improve the tank, valve, pump, etc., technology (metal parts to hold higher pressure?), there is one development I'd like to see: make it use compressed CO2 cartridges instead of a hand-pump.
David Gould
Arms race (Score:1)
Re:Arms race (Score:1)
-mikec
Re:gods... (Score:1)
Re:Buttered Cats... (Score:1)
The buttered bread fixed to the back of a cat produced anti-gravity. The cat would just sit, suspened in air because of the confused state in the laws of nature.
However, when I attempted this on my cat, the poor thing imploded. I would suspect from the,....
..WAIT!?! This was about squirt guns.
Supersoakers are cool.
Re:squirt gun as a sniping weapon? (Score:1)
Re:The most fun I had (Score:1)
YES!! I had one, too. Also had a 9mm. The slide would cock it for a one-shot bolt of water. I loved those things. I can't remember which company it was that made them, though.
Wonder if they're still in the attic somewhere at the folks' place? They didn't have the same firepower as supersoakers, but they were damn cool.
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A host is a host from coast to coast...
Re:Huge Syringe-type water cannon (Score:1)
Ahh, many is the time we would get onto the roof of my friends three-story house and launch balloons, fruit, tennis balls, and cake in any and all directions. Though I do believe we got significantly more range out of it than 250 ft. Balloons filled with a little water soluble paint were fun.
Sniff, sniff, that was more fun than a bag of kittens and a hammer
(yes that is a joke about the kittens)
Laser sights and small woodland creatures (Score:1)
Anyone ever try skeet shooting with a frisbee and a super soaker? It's very fun...plus, with all that practice, you could move on up to other moving targets, like, say, squirrels.
Someone please make a video of a squirrel getting taken down by a Super Soaker and put it on the web. It could join the ranks of classics like the sheep running into the wall.
My Boot: Movies [myboot.com] has that classic bit of cinematography and some other gems, too.
Re:Remember water-weenies? (Score:1)
rockets (Score:1)
Re:first post? (Score:1)
Re:Entertech (Score:1)
Everytime my wife sees me with tools, she gets nervous. But, after all her complaining, the washing machine still works.
(anyone got a cheap dryer for sale?)
A water fire-extinguisher still beats it... (Score:1)
Re:Propellants (Score:1)
Lets just say no. There's no way you could move that much water fast enough to stop your blast chamber blowing up. Trust me I know.
Even if you make the disc/piston slip really easily the inertia of the water will be too much.
ITS JUST A WORD (Or Prefix) (Score:1)
FunOne
Captain Gray's Secret Super Soaker Steroid (Score:1)
Re:Historic Squirt Gun Control Bill (Score:1)
are these guns open source? (Score:1)
haha
Hose the buggers. (Score:1)
The hell with that. Get the biggest, baddest of those Super Soakers and fill the bad MF with BLEACH, then hose the bastards. That'll learn em.
(all said with tongue placed firmly in cheek. A redneck I may be, but I'm not
Re:Ah.. the memories (Score:1)
I used to have a pair of waterguns with electric pumps -- full autos. Eeeeeeevil. They were still pretty accurate out to 20-30' or so... it's a darn shame that the corrosion got to 'em.
I've also played paintball a couple of times. If I really, really wanted to indulge myself, and didn't mind paying through the nose, I'd probably look for a fine paintball gun.
* Semi-auto, at least. The ultimate would be switch-selectable (semi/fully), but dunno if those even exist for PB. Figure it'd play the role of an SMG. If the thing could take a clip or some other kind of quick loading mechanism, so much the better.
* Preferably "stealthy". That is, quiet as possible, minimal reflectivity (especially specular), meaning as much black matte finish as possible I guess... {evil grin}
* Not too heavy, or alternately, perhaps a lightweight folding stock.
Dunno if that's all possible at a remotely nice price, 'tho. That, and I don't play nearly enough to justify a purchase... heh.
The Problem (Score:1)
Rich
Re:Entertech (Score:1)
{recalls evil^H^H^H^Hfun memories}
Re:flame throwers (Score:1)
Oddly enough, I never died a fiery death.
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Was it orange? (Score:1)
They ARE fun, though the range is nothing like a super soaker's.
Jon
Spudguns, Airguns, psi.. oh, my! (Score:1)
Of course, these are a hell of a lot more dangerous than Super Soakers, and even more dangerous than paintball guns. But they're great fun if you don't hurt living creatures with them! :)
Shameless plug: My mini-spudgun page [colostate.edu]
I've got a really small version that would work wonders in a food fight, too... It goes "poot" when it fires. :)
Ueber, Ueber, Ueber (Score:1)
The Nazis did _alot_ of bad and evil things to _alot_ of people but that does not mean that we need to stop using everything they used because of the fact that they used it also.
By the way, did you know the Nazis also used early computers? Should we stop using those also?
Rich
Re:Huge Syringe-type water cannon (Score:1)
Valis
Re:Lasers and supersoakers (Score:1)
Where/Who/What is Demark?
Odd Similarities (Score:1)
--Phil (They are fun to play with, though. I still have my Super Soaker 50.)
Super Soaker 400 (Score:1)
This thing has a garden hose attachment with valve. When you need to fill up the fun, you just press the gun's nozzle down the garden hose attachment, and it fills up in about 4 seconds. Holding the "shooting button" (whatever that's called in english) actually helps filling faster (about 3 seconds).
A small pressure valve ensures you dont blow the thing apart.
This thing was the most fun since a friend of mine bought the first Larami soakers back a few years, to his son.
That original soaker (still available--I've seen it in store) has it's tank on top, bottom facing forward. The nice thing about it is that the tank's fillets match those used on garden hoses. So, 1+1=me acutally using the gun without the tank, directly attached to the garden hose. That could reach 150 feet. Well, until the gun started tearing apart.
For this reason, I've been waiting the the ultimate water gun. Entirely aluminum-based.
Re:Entertech (Score:1)
Re:actually, dry ice is good (Score:1)
Re:Don't emulate the Nazis! (Score:1)
I don't quite get it.
Kintanon
Re:How things have changed... (Score:1)
I would also pump it up with air and use it underwater as a makeshift scuba tank. Didn't last long but it was fun. }:)
Re:Entertech (Score:1)
Re:Hmmmmm... :) (Score:1)
Another idea whould be to fill it with gasoline and put a lighter at the tip. blah blah blah TANK blah! blah SUBMARINE? blah blah...
LINUX stands for: Linux Inux Nux Ux X
Re:squirt gun as a sniping weapon? (Score:1)
Other idle musing include the idea of filling a squirt gun with DMSO (1) & LSD. I definitely do not endorse dousing the neighborhood urchins with this
(1)DMSO - dimethylsulfoxide - used for inflammation of joints and similair ailments. Also has the property of helping other chemical pass the skin barrier much more easily. Used more often in veterinary circles for this purpose.
Re:Remember water-weenies? (Score:1)
We used laboratory tubing, which seemed able to withstand some pretty serious pressure; you could fill a 2 m section of tubing with enough water that a strong man could carry it but a small woman couldn't.
(No more precise measurements of water volume or mass are available, sorry.)
With that much pressure, though, you had to tie a looseknot in the end of the tubing for the brief trek from the hose to the battlefield. With the knot in place, the aforementioned strong man would be carrying a ten-gallon water balloon wrapped around his body.
Imagine a big guy slipping and falling on top of something like that. He soaked himself to the skin, along with about fifteen other people who happened to be nearby.
Good as a kamikaze weapon, but they seemed to lack control...
This would be a Fuel Air Bomb (Score:1)
Using a spray gun to make a flame thrower would have the same effect, except you would be in the center of the blast.
Not too cool
Water Weenie!!!!! (Score:2)
Re:gods... (Score:1)
Pigeon Deterrant! (Score:1)
It's even more fun now that they watch for movement. I have to sneak up from the side or crawl along the floor, slowly creep the patio door open, then ping them off, one by one.
Oodles of fun!
Re:"This is my rifle! This is my gun!" (Score:1)
Re:super soaker terrorism (Score:1)
I've made them (Score:1)
To avoid the plastic from being melted what I did was find a __/ shaped piece of wood, and duct-taped one end to the soaker, and wrapped the other end in some spare cloth. I soaked the cloth in gas, and lit it with a lighter, and pumped and fired. It was FUCKING SWEEEET, the flame went out at least 8 feet in front of you.
Of course, all the necessariy precautions need to be taken, and if you let the flame snake back into the gas tank, especially when the gas-tank is half-full and the other half is full of vapors, you're toast, but that's not hard to avoid if you actually have a brain. I never used more than 2-second blasts.. longer than that, and you're leaving yourself open.
Fire is fun
AC Boy
Cheap guns (Score:1)
for $2 US. A warm 2 liter cola. punch a hole in the lid and off you go. Doesn't last long.
for $5 US. Mount a car tire nipple in the lid of a 2 liter cola bottle using a good epoxy. Drill a hole in a piece of 2x1 and insert the nipple through the board and epoxy it down. Fill the bottle half full, screw onto the cap, and then pump air in through the nipple using a bike pump. Aim over the heads of the enemy, and unscrew the bottle until it explodes into the air. Multiple bottles can be mounted on the same board for a full barrage.
Re:Ah.. the memories (Score:1)
Re:Don't emulate the Nazis! (Score:1)
...or someone who doesn't know German.
I find it hard to believe that the Nazis ruined the prefix 'super' in the German language.
Then again, I'm no historian/linguist/whatever.
Apologies if this was posted twice.
Re:I was disappointed... (Score:1)
They take over a radio station with one of those replica Uzis.. Steve Buscemi makes some comment about how they were banned because they were so realistic looking.
Re:gods... (Score:1)
so .. like.. how come this is all over the local m (Score:1)
sorry, but, what's the deal with SuperSoaker getting plugs everywhere today? hmm, that's gotta be neat, having free publicity =8)
-orKiD
Re:Factoid + mini-rant (Score:1)
Besides, if I were Black/Asian/Hispanic, I wouldn't want to see a headline that says "Black/Asian/Hispanic Man Does Such-and-Such," where Such-and-Such is nothing new. This sort of "ethnic cheerleading" just leads to more disparity between races.
Going from talking about water guns to the role of race in American journalism... God I love Slashdot.
Hmmmmm... :) (Score:3)
I still think they need to make one you can snap CO2 cartridges into. Too inefficient to have to stop and pump it up in the heat of a battle.
Laser sights are nice. For a couple years I've had a 5mw laser module thats migrated around my various weapons of choice. Useful on the waterguns when you can't hit someone directly, but want to splatter the stream off something over their head.
Also very useful on the suction-cup dart guns they used to make. (The ones that would leave welts, not the new toned down ones) With a laser site on my circa 1994 six-shot SuperSoaker dart gun, and specially reinforced darts (the new darts aren't strong enough for the old guns), I can raise a welt from fifty feet away with dead-on accuracy!
Fond memories (Score:2)
Re:super soaker terrorism (Score:2)
flame throwers (Score:2)
Re:I was disappointed... (Score:2)
The newer supersoakers can't easily be hidden either. In hind sight, that old one looked an awful lot like a real gun. I'm probably lucky I didn't get shot by a cop.
Burned the thing out when I added a strap on battery pack that doubled the speed it shot at. Didn't make it through the summer, I seem to recall.
The true history of the squirt gun. (Score:5)
800 a.d. Danish barbarian modify the Squirtus by adding a nozzle. The weapon is used by chieftan Unferth the Hairy during his invasion of Ireland. Marks the first and last time in history that an Irishman is known to have showered.
1200 a.d. Improved squirtgun consisting of a large water reservoir and a modified billows is used by Islamic forces attempting to lift the crusader siege of Acre. Entire christian army is rusted solid and subsequently slaughtered.
1345 a.d. Rebelious Flemish peasants route a French army by using water filled gourds that smash on impact. Considered by historians to be the first appearance of the water balloon.
1356 a.d. Pope Pius IX bans the use of water based weaponry in a papal edict arguing that it is a "mockery of god who has dominion over the waters of the earth."
1803 a.d. Steel tubes with a nozzle on one end and a piston on the other are used by Portugese guerillas to expel fluids in the general direction of french occupation forces. Weapons are prone to rust and less than effective against muskets.
1939 a.d. Rust proof stainless steel squirt guns used by Nazi forces occupying Norway. The weapon is found to be non-functional during the norwegian winters.
1958 a.d. Soviet scientists develop first plastic squirt gun. Eisenhower warns nation of a "squirt gap" School children accross the country engage in squirting drills where they crawl under their desks and cover their heads.
1959 a.d. U.S. scientist in the secret "Vaudeville Project" develop the squirting flower.
1983 a.d. President reagan accused off selling squirt guns to Iran in exchange for freedom of US hostages.
1999 a.d. Timeline joke has grown stale. Shoeboy decides to stop and submit his post.
--Shoeboy
Huge Syringe-type water cannon (Score:2)
They were originally designed to pump the bilge water out of canoes and kyacks, but they pump a *fat* stream of H20 when used in reverse, baby!
I use mine to hunt/snipe the large racoon population that inhabit my apt complex.
My uncle gave me mine as a gift, but I think you can find them through outfitters that specialize in whitewater rafting, canoeing, etc.
And don't forget those 3-man-crew water-balloon slingshots -- 250 foot range!
"Women love me, 'Coons fear me!"
Lasers and supersoakers (Score:2)
Do they make laser diodes of different colors besides red yet?
Remember Entertech? (Score:2)
Err, as I remember it, 10 years ago Entertech was winning the watergun arms-race with a line of battery-powered auto-firing squirt guns; I miss those things! OK, the clips were too damn small and hard to fill, the guns tended to leak, and the electronics tended to rust and/or short out after a year or two, but man were they cool! I had their Tek-9 look-alike (a step above their handgun-style models) but what I really wanted were the M-16 or RPG monsters; couldn't afford them, though, on my middle school lunch money. The quick-fill "grenade" water-balloon pump that looked like a plunger-style detonation trigger was pretty cool, too.
Less than a year later, though, new laws required the barrels of gun-shaped toys to be brightly and unrealistically coloured (IIRC, this was after a several kids were gunned down by cops who apparently couldn't distinguish their water/Lazer Tag(TM) guns were the real deal), and the realistic Entertech weapons lost much of their appeal with bright red barrels.
Super-soakers arrived a year later and made waterguns fun again. Also, they worked better.
-Isaac