The Ottoman PC 149
R3 writes "Looks like Intel is trying to come up with some sort of iMac-like PC - "for home" and this is the best they could some up with is the
Ottoman PC. " Here are some more pictures . The sad thing is that I think its cool. I'd like a PIII in the arm of my sofa too
please.
Other SOZO designs (Score:1)
Re:This is best they could do!? (Score:1)
Re:what is this peice of crap? (Score:1)
Re:Wow... (Score:1)
Isn't that a little low for a keyboard? (Score:1)
Re:You know, not to put a twisted spin on it, but. (Score:1)
Re:Wow... (Score:1)
Re:Can I submit a paper magazine as a story? (Score:1)
Re:quote (Score:1)
Other intel protoypes (Score:1)
Top 10 Tech Support Calls from the Future (Score:5)
9) "Where do I put my feet when I'm using my footrest?"
8) "You mean I have to plug my footstool IN?"
7) "I put my Pop-Tarts in there 5 minutes ago and they're still not ready.
6) "What do you mean I can't kick my footstool?"
5) "I can only fit one beer into my 5X Drink Vender Drive"
4) "I'm sitting on the stool and typing with the keyboard, but I can't see what I'm typing."
3) "There's something loose in my stool."
2) "The sofa-bed crashed while grandma was sleeping, and now we can't get her out."
1) "Will tough actin' Tinactin clean all my viruses?"
Re:"I have seen the future of the PC and it is a". (Score:1)
or the iFootstool (Score:1)
but, to me, it also looks like, once folded, it would serve as a nice footstool.... now, for that sofa (I've got plenty of books to sit back and read....)
Re:Wow.... (Score:1)
I have seen the future .. (Score:2)
"Waffle Inside"
Yeah, sure. (Score:1)
Unbelievable... (Score:1)
ottoman PC (Score:1)
Jeezus (Score:1)
I'll stick with my standard looking PCs with their cheap parts.
whatever (Score:1)
Great (Score:1)
Wow.... (Score:2)
So, can we get a widescreen LCD display on a coffee table to go with that?
Speaking of concept computers, this [ibrator.com] still beats anything Intel has come up (of course, Intel Inside could bring new meaning to that concept....)
BTW, didn't Intel come up with an Aztec-like pyramid-looking computer some time ago? I was digging around for it yesteday and couldn't find it.
How do I use this? (Score:1)
It seems very impractical for use but excellent to hide from thieves or gamers. Pray your visitor doesn't sit on it!
waffle iron (Score:3)
i think it looks like a waffle iron.
actually what it _really_ looks like is "George Foreman's Lean Mean Grilling Machine". If you've ever seen one of those, then the ottoman pc looks _exactly_ like that. only thicker.
either way i think we should praise intel for coming up with their own slightly scary "creative" design instead of stealing apple's slightly scary "creative" design. Although it looks like it takes after the imac in one way: a horrible keyboard. except that the keyboard's built in, so if you want an extended or DVORAK one then too bad.. i may be wrong though. i can't really see from that tiny picture. And doesn't it seem like a circular monitor would waste a lot of potential screen space? well, whatever.
Toasters (Score:1)
My mom had one of those 1950s chrome toasters. I got shocked every time I touched it.
Explains a lot.
Can I submit a paper magazine as a story? (Score:3)
They were actually pretty slick.
And you know, if you have a big old house straight from the early 1900s, a computer sittin' around looks...well...dumb. 'Course, I'd rather have mine disguised as a mahogany Victorian highboy, but that's just me.
what's next? (Score:1)
- Pillow PC. What are doing wasting 6-8 hours a day sleeping for? Cooling fan will keep you warm on cold winter nights.
- Table top PC. Remember those pacman games in 80s? With integrated cameras you can now sit down to a "family dinner" even if you family is in another city, with volume control for grandma.
- Lawn ornament PC. Realistically modeled to look like a plastic pink flamingo, this PC acts as a security camera and wireless repeater. If you have a big lawn, put lots of flamingos up!
- PC PC. Just when you thought no one used real PCs anymore, this PC is a all in one microchip placed inside a 90s "retro" box. The extra space can be used to store clothing or small pets such as hamsters and gerbils.
Ottoman (Score:1)
Maybe a dot matrix printer/toilet paper dispenser is in the works?
geeez (Score:1)
For the 20 bytes I can get out of the server, the design looks awful. Just plain awful. Give me a carpenter and I could make something better
Tripping over the power cord (Score:1)
'Course this does bring a whole new meaning to the term 'reboot'.
In the early 80's (Score:2)
I'm sure this thing, give the larger size, will suck a lot more.
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Re:Unbelievable... (Score:1)
Youp, that was my first impression too.
(Well, they said "for the home....")
Intel has beat Apple once again. (Score:1)
I mean, the thing not only looks like shit, but it looks like somewhere you'd take a shit. Nice work Intel, I hope it has the full 3 gallon flush to get the PIII down the drain.
Re:Stupid new pc a potty? (Score:1)
I wonder if the toilet paper is in option???
Old news (Score:1)
-Chris
Keg o' PC (Score:1)
Re:Can I submit a paper magazine as a story? (Score:1)
http://www.techarts.com/woodcomputers/
Hope ya don't get no termites!
Re:kewl d00d (Score:1)
I'm surprised no one pointed this out yet. (Score:1)
Sweet Jesus and Mary Chain! (Score:1)
I think I saw this thing in a book of cold war KGB equipment.
That's nothing (Score:1)
http://www.barbiepc.com/ [barbiepc.com]
Scary. It says it uses a "Intel® Flex ATX Mini Tower with 4 USB ports & 1 Serial port," so maybe Intel have a whole range of disgusting new designs for us.
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Re:Ottoman PC (uhh) (Score:1)
House-training your friends... (Score:2)
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Stress Factor (Score:1)
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Beuwolf'd = ¿? (Score:1)
Tres interresant (Score:1)
I saw the pictures of this footstool / computer hybrid, and at the bottom four prongs were sticking out of it. Now, if you were so cramped that you actually NEEDED one of these instead of a normal computer, would you have room for a table to put it on, or would you just let the prongs stick into your lap?
Also, how heavy is it? And how much do one of these things COST? Rediculous when you get down to it.
Cool concept, bad idea.
NOT creative (Score:1)
Different != Creative;
If I pile up some mud and stick a motherboard and other assorted computer parts into it, I have not been creative. I've been silly and (if the parts were any good) wasteful. But I've not made anything that anyone would want.
Now, if they had nixed the display and keyboard, they might have a useful idea. I'd like a nice footrest under my desk. Put a bass speaker in the back and you'd have everthing that I currently have under my desk, but in a much more pleasing setup. THAT would be something new and useful.
Note to all PC designers everywhere: Quit trying to put the PC into things that I use for vegetating. Working with computers is an active pursuit. When I choose to vegetate, I am choosing to be passive. You can't passively cruise the web. The web is something you have to interact with. So just stop trying to put a PC in my TV room!!
Those Bozo^H^H^H^HSozo designers should... (Score:1)
Designing a computer that you have to operate at the height of your knees, without space to put your legs to, is so damn stupid that they deserve to be sued by the first guy who was dumb enough to buy this and
a) tripped over the power chord and either broke his neck, or the computer, or both, or
b) damaged his spine while trying to look at he wheather report on Yahoo, or
c) mistook it for a loo while drunk and toasted his willy while peeing into it.
Truly unbelievable. I assume it's these Sozo guys that designed the Pentium casings -- who else would be able to render a business card sized piece of silicon about as handy as a brick...
Re:That's nothing (Score:1)
Large staplers, ski-boots, ceiling fans ... (Score:2)
A few more places for them to start squashing them:
-Trashcans
- halloween costumes
- fake fireplaces
- pillows,
- cupboards,
- pie safes,
- andirons
- headboards
... I mean, boy, Intel, aren't you worried that your household object computers aren't stupid enough yet?
I saw a talk given at the U Texas art school (through the dept. of design by a guy from RISD) a few years ago. The guy reminded me of the Design (yes, big D, because we're talking High Art) equivalent of Quentin Tarantino. And you like Tarantino's personality, imagine for a moment that you are annoyed by it instead.
One of the designs he showed had me laughing to the annoyance of those around me - it was a DESK that was also a computer, and the hard drive was in ONE OF THE LEGS OF THE DESK!
To what end? To what end?!
The word "contrived" comes to mind. Wby don't we start to see some cars, say, that look like
That's my rant.
timothy
Re:kewl d00d (Score:1)
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Re:waffle iron (Score:1)
And they could save the problem of wasting space - just have a circular screen with special circular software! So what if you need a course in geometry to resize a window!
(For the humor impaired, that's a joke. I think any non-square monitor is completely stupid, and I extend this to include a Mac's rounded corners.)
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Re:You said it! (Score:1)
CPU heat? (Score:1)
yea, computer furniture, brilliant idea from the intel department...next we'll have edible monitors.
Re:Drugs (Score:1)
It's not so bad... (Score:1)
SGI started the whole "make-computers-astheticly-pleasing" concept, and having worked in an SGI shop I must say that while they look cool, they still take up useful space. There's only so many "artwork" computers you can put in a room -- why not make it into something useable? I mean if you've ever had to deal with fitting many "deskside" computers (SGI's terminology) in a server closet, you kinda get the idea.
And for someone who want his own personal LAN in their own small apartment, this works. While it takes up space it also becomes somthing useable:q
. As to the cables, just tie them all together. Most apartments have terrible layouts of power outlets, so you're tripping over cords anyways.
Although I will grant you, it does look like those portable toilets for camping......
Ergonomics? (Score:1)
God! This crap is unusable!
Apple at least spends money testing that the design can be used without the user having to go to the chyropractic!
Re:You said it! (Score:1)
www.ibrator.com
Re:Large staplers, ski-boots, ceiling fans ... (Score:1)
Tarantino is about the biggest piece of shit to hit the film industry since Golan & Globus. What a vacuuous moron. Who talks about art and Tarantino in the same breath? Tacky, gory, ultra-violent and totally without intellect. I can only hope that his one big film-orgasm (pulp fiction) was his last spurt on the public's faces.
Re:mod the post up! (Score:1)
CY
Eeeeeew (Score:1)
Remember the bunnypeople! (Score:1)
I still think it's prettier than the half-melted-plastic-case-with-cards-poking-out-in- celluloid-alien-cocoons-complete-with-sl ime-feel design!
Can't they just build computers like they'd build a car? Don't drown the functionalities in the design, and don't give it a sombre design just because it's practical. Do a good job, then put a nice, curvy and colourful exterior.
If Intel didn't try so damn hard to come up with something original, they might actually come up with something that's aesthetically pleasing for once.
People! Don't have fashion designers design your PC cases! They know ergonomics as much as they know comfort!
"There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with the facts."
Ottoman PC (uhh) (Score:1)
what is this peice of crap? (Score:1)
Toasty. (Score:1)
This opens up a whole realm of dual-use technology. How about a PIII bug zapper? Nothin' like firing up the machine for a little Q3 on a warm summer night -- gib'in and crispin' at the same time...yeehaw!
Re:Wow.... (Score:1)
PC for scat fetishists? (Score:1)
(i forget which movie that came from)
Wow... (Score:1)
I'll admit that I find the iMacs to be cute, attractive little machines. However, every single "concept" design I've seen from Intel is unrepentantly ugly. Does anyone else get the feeling they're trying too hard? I mean, at least you can tell that the iMac is a computer. Why do I want a PC that looks like a footrest?
Even funnier is the article. Somehow, the author thinks that the spread of ubiquitous PCs will somehow commoditize it to the point that nobody will care about them, a la the hand calculator. What a load of crap. Why don't we get excited about hand calculators anymore? Because we have computers! And we buy them from the same folks who used to make those old hand calculators!
Sowing the seeds of their own destruction indeed. Sheesh. Somebody's been reading Overdramatic Punditry for Dummmies.
-zack
Re:How do I use this? (Score:1)
It looks like there are trackballs on the keyboard, but I can't be sure. Nothing is mentioned in the fact sheet about it.
There's an 11 port USB hub on it, which is pretty damn nifty. If there isn't a trackball on the keyboard, you could put a wireless USB mouse on it easily.
Looks nifty. I would never buy one (if I ever find I have gratuitious amounts money to throw at a new system, it will be an Alpha workstation), but I can see how some people who have extra IPO money lying around and nothing better to do would like one.
Re:How do I use this? (Score:2)
"I have seen the future of the PC and it is a"... (Score:2)
Words _fail_ me o_O
Short Intel, now!
Re:Wow.... (Score:1)
And I hope that anyone using one would be smart enough to be careful about overclocking it too much.
:-)
They could apply a sticker that says "Shit Inside" (Score:1)
Ugly as Death (Score:1)
You need news friends... (Score:1)
:)
Coincidence (Score:1)
Re:But its even a BAD ottoman (Score:1)
Re:Drugs (Score:1)
perhaps sarcasm tags are necessary.
Re:Wow... (Score:2)
<sarcasm>c'mon! I'm sure they know far better than any of us *exactly* how good looking consumer computers have to look nothing like traditional computers! After all, they spent $millions on consumer focus groups and marketing consultants to come to this conclusion!</sarcasm>
Yeah, their customer focus demographic was effeminate cappucino junkies, coincidentally the same compositionas the marketing consultancy staff.
Re:geeez (Score:1)
Re:Wow... (Score:1)
I don't care if PPC chip so much better than intel on portable pc, apple will never make a portable as light (2pound) and as small as the libretto, so what's the point. Maybe IBM can do something about it.
CY
Re:Already have one of these... (Score:1)
Oh wait, that's been done...
Re:That's nothing (Score:1)
"There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with the facts."
Re:Stupid new pc a potty? (Score:1)
Those who do not remember .history ... (Score:1)
Re:quote (Score:1)
But its even a BAD ottoman (Score:2)
Note to design team:Ottomans will come into contact with feet. :-)
Why stop here? (Score:1)
Roto-rooter
Chatty Cathy
Hot Pockets
Ceramic bulldog umbrella stand
Lawn Jockey
Chia Pet
Ottoman, my ass. These microcephalics at sozo are bereft of imagination.
cool! but does it run linux? (Score:1)
(oops, almost forgot the comment about the be0wulf thingy...)
PC No!! Beer Cooler Yes!! (Score:1)
Re:Wow.... (Score:1)
Re:quote (Score:1)
i remember now
Jeez, just imagine how much better WW2 would have been for the allied soldiers with one of these Ottoman-Toilet PCs...
I mean, they could have emailed for backup and still had somewhere comfy to sit while they waited for the german tanks to roll in.
Re:ottoman? more like iToilet (Score:1)
i wanna toss some smokies on it
Re:Large staplers, ski-boots, ceiling fans ... (Score:2)
Agreed.
I also saw him (Tarantino) speak at the Texas Union Theatre, just after the premiere of Plop Fiction. I got there late (didn't know that jerk would be usurping my viewing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I'd never heard of him, much to the haughty dismay of the people I asked "Who is this guy?" It was standing room only, and the thing I thought was most representative of Tarantino was his lame \attempts to explain to a black member of the audience his frequent use of the word "nigger." Oh, he's a gritty, streetwise one, that Quentin.
More like a lame-oh. I eventually did see P.Fiction, but boy was I sick to my stomach. Yes, it's slick and well-produced, but casual violence (to audience laughter) is not my idea of a good time. Violence? Sure, that happens -- but context and presentation mean a lot, and I didn't like his.
That's what I meant when I compared QT to the silly computer/desk RISD guy.Hipper-than-thou, but without real substance. Sheesh.
Glad that one other human on the planet shares my view of Tarantino, but I think you're too late with the hope that PF would be the last of this films. There have been sereral he's done / worked on since then.
timothy
Re:Wow.... (Score:2)
Re:Large staplers, ski-boots, ceiling fans ... (Score:1)
Well, I know he's made films since PF, but he's largely been shooting blanks since then. I was just hoping he doesn't come out with another pulp fiction. It hurts to see geniuses like David Lynch go unoticed and scorned and idiot posers like QT get recognition.
A fully functioning Ottoman (Score:1)
Da. Am orderink milk crates now.
Dare I say (Score:1)
I agree... That's the Shizznit!!!! Being as close to lazy as possible is always good.
Already have one of these... (Score:1)
System Halted