The HitchHiker's Guide in Your Pocket 115
gilest was the first to tell us about Douglas Adams' newest development: a real life Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. The first version should be out next year, with a monster amount of content. Over the next couple years, they expect to incorporate GSM, and have a modem and Internet connection in the box. And, of course, they'll put the "Don't Panic" in large-friendly letters on the front of the machine.
Re:Cool (Score:3)
Douglas Adams was a keynote speaker during the JavaOne conference last June. He addressed the web site version of the Guide during the course of his speach. It was interesting to find that he was spearheading this collaborative effort to gather information, and it is very exciting to learn that we are likely only a couple of years away from a usable Guide. Very cool.
Anyone may register and submit information for the database. The information is screened by a panel of editors before it is added to the Earth Edition of the Guide. The details regarding what qualifies as a "good" submission can be found at http://www.h2g2.com/A53209 [h2g2.com]. cheers.
Dun did it. (Score:1)
Everything (Re:Oh so nifty...) (Score:1)
Everythings entry on Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
Nah.
What it *really* is is a massively cross-indexed, incredibly complex, impossible to maintain reference book several million pages in length. Lots of internet-culture stuff is from here. See earth, 42.
It bears a striking resemblence to the Linux kernel source.
Written by Douglas Adams.
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Base platform (Score:1)
Far back, in the uncharted backwaters... (Score:1)
I can keep that up for hours.
Seriously, I have been waiting 12 years for this. I've tried to build it several times myself. Once as a BASIC program, once as a HyperCard stack (a buddy of mine still has that little chunk of insanity on a Newton in a drawer somewhere.) Recently, when I was drunk, I've given thought to doing it in HTML.
Glad to see Douglas is having a go at it.
(I still keep in towel in my car. I'm comfortable with how big a geek that proves me to be.)
Don Negro
'Tis Frightening when Fiction Comes To Life (Score:3)
I really hope that the device does include some proportion of quirky commentary on Life, The Universe and Everything.
If it's too serious a tome, it will doubtless become a target for hackers who will make sure that there's a way for the universe to add a little bit of entertainment...
Re:it had better be funny (Score:1)
now where do i sign up to be one of those editors? that's the real question...
-garrett
Which book? (Score:1)
Restaurant at the end of the Universe?
Life, the Universe and everything?
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish?
Mostly Harmless
Young Zaphod Plays it Safe?
What I find funny is that these are now to be found in leather, gilt edged volumes, printed on that same onionskin paper reserved once for bibles.
Even the Vogons have an online version out. :) (Score:2)
Re:Damm another gadget... (Score:1)
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
Re:Hitchiker's With Let's Go Guidebook. (Score:1)
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
Hitchiker's With Let's Go Guidebook. (Score:4)
Joseph Elwell.
Re:towel not included (Score:1)
... and what currency you'd be paid in. Better make sure that Earth banks will accept it before you sign any contracts; you don't want to end up with a warehouse full of non-negotiable triangular rubber coins.
Re:Douglas Adams as a visionary (Score:2)
Well, since Douglas Adams is a Mac person, it's probably more than just a coincidence. It sure fits well, especially the bits regarding their products: "their fundamental design flaws are completely obscured by their superficial design flaws", or in other words you are "blinded to the essential uselessness of them by the sheer satisfaction of getting them to work at all".
Sounds rather familiar. Now what was that bit about being the first against the wall when the revolution comes?
Re:um, h2g2 anyone? (Score:2)
From what I've seen on h2g2 entries are supposed to be real accounts of real things. Don't bother submitting reviews of the Venusian love godesses until you've a) been to Venus and b) sampled the Venusian love godesses; they won't be approved. That doesn't mean humour is outlawed but the humour should be about earthly things.
The PGG is a fan driven implementation of the guide. Entries are ranked on a scale from real to unreal so reviews of Venusian love godesses are welcome as long as they're well written.
Re:Content- (Score:2)
Its mostly just here in the US that we use anything but GSM, the rest of the world does. And there's a lot more cell phone users elsewhere than here, as anyone who's been to the far east or Africa can attest to. (They're more widely used elsewhere because its cheaper to build cell networks than copper networks, and most of the world doesn't have 75 years of copper infrastructure already in place)
Re:towel not included (Score:1)
-- Yoz
The word from the horse's mouth (Score:4)
Quick intro - I work at TDV and I'm one of the people behind h2g2.com and douglasadams.com. (My h2g2 homepage is here [h2g2.com]) I've just spent most of the evening frantically running around with one of my colleagues trying to optimise bits of the site in the face of the Slashdot onslaught (and it's not just Slashdot... PR put out a press release earlier and we weren't adequately prepared for the results... several lessons learnt there...)
Anyway, time for some response to many of the points raised:
Sweet ... (Score:1)
I wonder if the interface will look anything like the Guide in the HHGTTG TV show? (What was on the screen there was an awful lot like what we see on the web today. And given the TV show came out in 1981, that's pretty impressive.
Now I wonder what the entry for Eccentrica Gallumbits is going to look like
Re:If this were the REAL Hitchhiker's Guide... (Score:1)
So that makes the whole issue of creating the h2g2 moot, seeing as how we don't really exist anyway. Just have to wait around for Earth Mark 2, I guess.
I want one! (Score:2)
I've been trying to learn to fly, but I don't have the whole "missing the ground" thing down yet.
Content- (Score:1)
In fact, I seem to recall at some point being told that's why h2g2 was set up in the first place, to collect info for an actual Hitchhiker's Guide.
Plus, that's where the article says it's going to come from.
But I'm confused by the line "Later versions could include GSM devices allowing the device to offer its user detailed information related to his location at that moment."
Am I incorrect in thinking that GSM is a cell phone standard, and they actually meant GPS instead of GSM? I suppose you could get locality information from GSM, but that leaves out about the 98% of the planet not covered by GSM compatible phone systems. I can see GSM being useful to download updates, though, assuming you have GSM compatible provider in your area.
Now I'm just rambling.
Re:Which book? (Score:1)
I actually own exactly such a copy. A person has to look pretty closely at it to distinguish it from an actual bible. One nice touch you forgot to mention was that it also has the permanently attached ribbon / bookmark thingy also usually found on bibles.
I just couldn't resist when I saw it on the bookstore's shelf.
Two comments... (Score:1)
2. (This is a necessity on
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Re:Question (Score:1)
I'd like a seat in the Total Perspective Vortex (Score:1)
Chuck
GSM?? What about Sub-ether!?!?! (Score:1)
Erm.. I think that's how it was spelled!
Re:Don't you mean hoopy? (Score:1)
H2G2.com is running some cutting edge stuff (Score:1)
xm@GeekMafia.dynip.com [http://GeekMafia.dynip.com/]
H2G2.com is running some cutting edge stuff (Score:1)
www.h2g2.com is running unknown on inetd in realloc(): warning: junk pointer, too low to make sense....
Maybe there webserver is located in the restaurant at the end of the universe and since its past the end of the epoch (2038) its blechin on trying to give the build date or something....
buzzbomb:~$ nc -vv www.h2g2.com 80 | head
HTTP/1.0 200 OK
Date: Thu, 23 Sep 1999 01:41:05 GMT
Server: Microsoft-IIS/4.0
Content-Type: text/html
or not
xm@GeekMafia.dynip.com [http://GeekMafia.dynip.com/]
Only one entry, so far... (Score:1)
Re:Oh, so nifty . . . (Score:1)
Re:hmm (Score:1)
(oh wait.. that was the electronic I Ching)
Douglas Adams as a visionary (Score:2)
The really scary part is- He comes up with the most absurd explainations for things, and sometimes I wonder if he's not to far off from the truth. Take, for example, how the human race came to be on Earth. Imagine if we are all related to a bunch of telephone sanitizers. That would explain a lot about society today.
His "Last Chance To See" book with Mark Cardwine (sp?) was an excellent view of some of the world's endangered species. Very funny but very sad at the same time. I just wish I had half that man's talent for writing.
Some other random thoughts:
-When are we going to get Peril Proof Sunglasses?
-Has anyone else noticed the similarities between Sirrus Cybernetics Corporations and Microsoft? Think Genuine People Personalities and the Office Assistant.
-Are dolphins really so dumb?
-What would you do for a good cup of tea?
Re:Connectivity Anyone (Score:1)
It was even worse when it was just started. It got previewed on TV in England (apparently) and shortly after mentioned on
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Everything (Score:1)
Question (Score:1)
How much is it?!
When can I get one?!
Smurf me! I gotta have one of these!
Re:If this were the REAL Hitchhiker's Guide... (Score:1)
Well then. I have one thing to say: (Score:1)
Good Idea (Score:3)
Re:Oh so nifty... (Score:1)
Or, the ultimate:
A hack this box challenge for "TheQuestion.blockstackers.com"
Woudln't that just make the world a better place?
Humbly yours,
-efisher
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Oh so nifty... (Score:4)
Question 2: It struck me that www.h2g2.com is basically everything.blockstackers.com... Rob, why don't you go to work and make one of these! Everything is more complete and generally funnier than h2g2. If only you could use the name and logo, right?
Just a thought or two
-efisher
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Re:Question (Score:2)
does it run linux?
wow, I wonder how fast this would be as a beowulf?
Re:Douglas Adams as a visionary (Score:1)
They also had a microscopic space fleet and a ton of other stuff
Douglas Adams (slightly offtopic) (Score:2)
Obviously no one had told Ian about it being even there, so when he saw it, he rushed towards the sign giving out a squeal of delight and holding his arms out like he was going to hug the sign. He starts to look around for where to bum a copy of it and Douglas Adams leaves the conversation he's in the middle of to walk up to Ian and tap him on the shoulder. The conversation went something like this...
me and my girlfriend both give Ian an odd look after we walk away and he looks back, "What are you looking at me like that for?" "that was Douglas Adams man!" "holy spit! you serious?!?"
well, by that time, Mr. Adams had faded back into the crowd and we lost him, so Ian never got it signed, but he still gloats about speaking to Douglas Adams... even though he just thought he was some guy
-confidential
AIM: confdntl98 ICQ: 150685 E-Mail: above... you can figure it out ^_~
Re:Which book? (Score:1)
One thing that I've noticed though, "Zaphod" is misspelled on the spine as "Zaphoid." Anyone else notice that, or do I have an ultra-rare copy?
Re:Which book? (Score:1)
Best five bucks I ever spent....
-Andy Martin
Don't you mean hoopy? (Score:1)
Frood = a really, amazingly together kind of guy
Or something like that.
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Re:towel not included (Score:1)
I imagine that what Adams is thinking about here is more of a *real* travellers guide, with a twist. And that would be, IMHO, much more useful. Actually I wanted something like this myself as I was travelling around Europe this summer. Finding the "great places" can be quite hard. And I would gladly provide some info about some of the neat stuff I find when out travelling. It would be like a travellers society or something. Could probably be of much use for backpackers and such if it had a decent price. (And a fairly big database.)
But the system could be rather fragile as well. I mean, if I get commercials on it I'm not going to be very happy. So I recon it needs quite a lot of work to keep it healthy.
Or some sort of "community moderation" as here on Slashdot.
Interesting problem though. Looking forward to seeing their solution. It would be great if we could get some kind of "module" for the Visor as well.
it had better be funny (Score:3)
Any attempt to make the Guide more useful than amusing will Miss the Point. If you press the "Where Am I?" button, it should not give you lattitude and longitude. It should say "Earth," or possibly "Milky Way, western spiral arm."
It should also come with a (small and slightly worn) towel and a TI-81 reprogrammed to function as the I Ching Calculator from The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, which will cast your fortune, but reports any result that has an absolute value greater than 2 as "A Suffusion of Yellow."
Damm another gadget... (Score:1)
Re:Damm another gadget... (Score:1)
Re:hmm (Score:1)
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Dave
All hail Discordia!
Indispensible within 10 years... (Score:2)
I think they they are going about it the right way, who is to say that this concept won't be a combination of the Yellow pages (the information aspect, not the advertising aspect), Frommers (or whatever travel guide you might use), travel atlas, etc.) there is no reason it would not become indispenable within 10 years...
The sheer volume of data needed on a continual basis would necessitate a non-linear editing/moderating system that would be a cross between the hitchhikers guide (as represented in the book) and slashdot as opposed to the traditional structure of editing and writing current books.
as matter of fact, I am so impressed with the concept that I am surprised that I have not seen it in a Stephenson or Gibson novel!!
Its not to late to open source it! we don't want MS buying up the rights to the name Hitchkikers guide...
Re:What about the USA.? (Score:1)
Maybe they're doing it because GSM is pretty much everywhere except the US and Canada. You whacky people, starting your own standards up ...
Re:Which book? (Score:1)
Re:hmm (Score:2)
However, you did leave an error for me to correct:
"1 + 1 it could manage (2) and 1 + 2 (3) and 2 + 2 (4) or tan 74 (3.4874145), but anything above 4 it represented merely as `A Suffusion of Yellow.'"
Other recommended features:
- The playing of MP3s by the band "Pugilism and t he Third Autistic Cuckoo."
- Some method of determining which car knew where it was going. Screw GPS, let's go with Zen navigation!
Ah, to be Dirk Gently...
Interestingly enough, I found my copy of "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" in a local mysticism shop. How appropriate...
Re:Damm another gadget... (Score:1)
Uh...
a) i iz not a eenglish perfesser or anything... but, shouldn't it be "culturally"?
b) i am not particularly cultural literate
anyhoo... there's my two bits. i think i got overcharged...
ps. i am not trying to start anything here. i absolutely _loved_ HHGG, i just don't see it on a par with the Iliad or Hamlet and such...
pps. i will most likely be first in line to buy one
V
"Respect was invented to fill the space where love should be." - Anna Karenina
42 (Score:1)
Re:Oh so nifty... (Score:4)
Good point. We've already got Everything. All we need now is Life.blockstackers.com
and TheUniverse.blockstackers.com and we'll be set.
Re:towel not included (Score:2)
I wonder what the pay scale might be for a full time Hitchhiker's Guide Field Agent...
Ender
Pondering a future career change...
Not even close to being useful. (Score:2)
How is it going to tell me how to get out of that Turkish prison I'm in?
Or will it just provide me with a colourful history of the building and local area?
I hope it's more useful than the current h2g2 site (Score:2)
The article implies that the box will somehow be integrated to the current h2g2 site. While the h2g2 site is certainly entertaining, its not the kind of _information_ that I'd spend a (probably) large amount of information to have access to at anyplace.
Existing products already provide a similar level of information... there are several GPS products with information about roads, services, resturaunts, etc.
Integrating the system with a cell to get feedback from the general populace on a resturaunt that you've never been to in the city you're visiting would be interesting, but I can see the potential for abuse already. It only takes one rumor of a roach sent all over the internet to ruin a resturaunt's business. Once you start moderating, then you might as well have a (much less expensive) static database on a Palm or such.
But a Palm doesn't have a "Don't Panic" button... hmmm...
Re:Far back, in the uncharted backwaters... (Score:5)
I reached in the back seat and handed her...my towel.
"You keep a towel in your car?" she asked, incredulously. She was not a geek girl. Very pretty, but not a geek girl. I think she thought it was really strange to keep a towel in the car, despite the fact that it was right then an incredibly useful thing to have.
Hmmm, maybe in the personals ad I placed recently I should have said, "ISO a woman who knows where her towel is."
Re:Indispensible within 10 years... (Score:1)
we would have to get plug-in's so that it would work in other contries
and if there was a staff that updated articles in the book it would take them years to get them in there and the entry would be something like "mostly harmless"
or for a restruant "mostly food"
and if MS did control it it would only work on every third tues. of the forth month of the second moon phase (i.e about how offten windows works perfectly)
just a thought
What about the USA.? (Score:1)
But one thing concerns me... Does anyone notice the European bias in this story? For example, the plans to support GSM? I have a funny feeling that they're not planning on releasing this device in the states, at least not initially.
I hope I don't have to buy some imported, untranslated British version...
Megadodo.com? (Score:1)
It's an outgrowth of alt.galactic-guide and trying to build the real HHG via articles on the web. I submitted some myself when I was younger and sillier.
Check it out. IMHO it would be a great starting point for some of the more
Re:towel not included (Score:1)
Well, Everything [blockstackers.com] is definately a better choice to base it off of them h2g2. I've played with them both, and h2g2 got boring. However, I've spent more than my share of time on Everything.
We've already mentioned the idea of The Handheld Everything [blockstackers.com] on there, so it's not like the idea is anything new.
Everything is starting to show that a large community-maintaned database is not necessarily a bad thing, because of collaborative filtering and all. Everything 2 [blockstackers.com] should give an even better demonstration as to how well it works, as it starts to become the ultimate reference guide [blockstackers.com].
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Re:... but... (Score:1)
Cool! (Score:3)
At one point he requested (publicly on the message forum) that a new "stupid crap" forum be created, and that all posts relating to: 1) tech support for Starship Titanic 2) "I'm writing a report for school and was wondering if you could answer this involved question which was not very well thought out in the first place." 3) Anything similar to some of the lesser AC posts here.
Also note that Mr. Adams has officially retired from answering any questions relating to the number 42.
GnrcMan
If this were the REAL Hitchhiker's Guide... (Score:2)
"There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with the facts."
Isn't the WWW the equivalent of the HHGTTG? (Score:1)
Surely the WWW as a whole is more analogous to the HHGTTG than some individual site, with dubious content.
I think i'd want some serious storage on my Palmtop to handle this type of app though... say, 128 MB RAM and a 4-10 GB HDD or equivalent storage medium. Not many palmtops boast this kind of spec, and sadly, modem access won't really cut it IMHO. I spose it'll be fine for small, infrequent updates, but imagine the thousands of updates that would be spawned if this thing becomes popular.
I can see it now
PLEASE WAIT 3 HOURS WHILE THE GUIDE IS UPDATING ITS ENTRIES.... OH, AND DON'T PANIC.
Good advice, but waiting for a 56k modem to d/l content is like watching paint dry.
Of course, since i switched to the world of Linux i don't need to download the bloat so much, but i seriously don't think a dial-up connection will be adequate for this type of app.
Perhaps it would be a good project for something like Jini/Javaspaces, where all the information is kept in a distributed network, and the individual device knows nothing about where it is retrieving/storing information.. Perhaps Sun should have called Jini 'Sub Ether' or whatever it is in HHGTTG. This would require fulltime (or close to it) connection to the network which implies wireless, Ricochet or Iridium style access.
Still, if theres one device that would give Iridium a reason for exisistence, it's this.
Perhaps we could just get 'DON'T PANIC' graphics for Everything.Blockstackers.Org, and we'd have the equivalent, for free.
Interview with DNA (Score:3)
Oh, so nifty . . . (Score:1)
And I don't mind if each of you only chip in a nickel towards the purchase; it's the thought that counts, really
Re:Don't Panic! (Score:1)
Re:Hitchiker's With Let's Go Guidebook. (Score:1)
New #1 way to pick up geeks (Score:1)
i will not panic, i will not panic, i will not.... (Score:1)
on a related note: i wonder if i could program it to find out the question for '42'. and if so, would the universe be instantly obliviated to reconstitute into something even more bizarre?
H2G2 (Score:4)
Unfortunately, H2G2 has far too much of the incompetent editing and too little of the clever humor and actually useful information. Just witness the lengthy expositions on black helicopters, the CIA plot to kill Clinton, and wrong instructions on how to do things. One poster noted how great this would be if ones car broke down in the middle of nowhere and they could get instructions on how to fix it. Given the quality of the content, PANIC might be a better slogan.
That being said, a mobile device that always knows where it is and has access to all the information you could possible want (and more) is an exciting concept. Not only could it tell you about the local culture and architecture of the Turkish prison you're in (another post), but also how to bribe the judge, carve your way out with the side of the "Guide" case, or how to use your towel to prevent some unfortunate prison experiences.
Maybe the guys here at
Douglas Adams @ JavaOne (Score:3)
Not only is this a going to be a sort of "electronic guide book" using spatial coords to look up information, users can also submit entries to to guide. Say you're traveling and when you come to a restraunt the guide recommends but it has gone out of business, you can update that information to the guide. You can write your own reviews for other people to read when they come to that place.
Imagine coupling this system with a Augmented Reality system. Virtual Graffiti drawn in 3d space!
I'm going to have to pick one of these bad boys up.
Ribo
Cool (Score:1)
Matt
Re:What about the USA.? (Score:1)
Re:Indispensible within 10 years... (Score:1)
Well, we have seen something similar to it in Stephenson's The Diamond Age. The Primer in that book isn't that dissimilar to the Guide. A bit more surreal, but still a general "Don't Panic" kind of guide to life.
Re:Don't Panic! (Score:2)
Don't Panic! (Score:4)
Re:Question (Score:1)
toys (Score:1)
this will real be nice once it is up and running.
realy . this will come in handy when travinling .
and might even be good with a gps to run a map and mixed with a couple ibm micro drives , this thing could realy be more then a toy and in my opinion better then a palm pilot. and if you can report from the field with one of these i would have no truble to in doing being a field reporter.
i will even get my spelling right or maybe a spell checker would be good to incorperate hah.
Re:Cool (Score:1)
Earth? Harmless.. It's the other things in the book i'm curious about. :)
Hmmm... (Score:2)
1) How much would you be willing to pay for a dedicated device that offers witty insight and meaningless trivia?
2) Why is this hardware instead of software?
Assuming integrated GMS/GPS I'm guessing the device wouldn't go for under $200 which is well above my price range for cool but useless toys.
Far better to offer this as a service (I'm guessing there would be a monthly fee anyway) for any GPS/GMS equipped lap/palmtop computer through software.
This is a toy for pure geeks, and most of them are already toting a mobile computer of some sort. I doubt many of them are gonna want to try to find a pocket for one of these too.
Now if they could make one that could be fitted onto a pair of eyeglasses then they'd be in business
towel not included (Score:2)
now we just have devise a means for interstellar space travel.
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Re:What about the USA.? (Score:1)
Re:Don't Panic! (Score:1)
To behave similarly to the Guide (using current technology), I think you'd have to have a wireless connection to access humongo databases from a central server.
The good part would be this: allow anybody who has a Guide to write new entries for the Guide. New entries will be saved in said previously-mentioned humongo databases.
There might be a human staff to review new entries to see if they are informative/funny, replace an existing entry if the new one is better, or perhaps put them both in so that you get a choice or a random selection of entries when you ask.
Each Guide could probably cache an index & whatever entry contents were asked for.
Would it be computationally feasible/cost effective to have the Guide read the entry in a British accent?
The Exploitation of the Nerd (Score:1)
He has enough of my money. If he wants more, let him create something.
That sounds really neat! (Score:3)
In the Universe of Slashdot (Score:1)
In the universe of Slashdot this post is an infinitesimally small dot on an infinitesimally small dot, but that's beside the point. I sure hope this will be open source, or at least will accept moderated contributions. Don't You?
bfRe: (Score:1)
hmm (Score:2)
regards,
larry