If ET Calls, Who Speaks For Humanity? 371
EagleHasLanded writes "Who speaks for humankind if ET calls on us? Paul Davies, chairman of the SETI Post-Detection Taskgroup, is a likely ambassador. But Allen Tough founded the Invitation to ETI Web site, which encourages ET to make contact via email (and also strongly discourages humans from impersonating ET). But an individual in the UK got over some of the hurdles designed to weed out hoaxers, before finally throwing in the towel."
Re:I do. (Score:4, Funny)
Wouldn't this be a good slashdot poll? Maybe we should put kdawson in charge.
Re:I do. (Score:3, Funny)
Just say yes (Score:5, Funny)
Clearly (Score:3, Funny)
Jodie Foster!
obviously (Score:4, Funny)
if et calls we should great them with the communication of the other animals on the planet (well some of them),first. Before grating them ourselfs.
this would show them that we can appreciate the communication of other life forms, and even put that communication before the communication of ourselfs.
If we are to communicate we need to demonstrate empathy, since the only thing we know about them is that they can communicate, empathy via appreciation of the communication of other life forms on our own planet may demonstrate we can empathize with them.
This should reduce fear and hostility towards us, and aid in good relations. in respect they may attempt to empathise with us a little more.
This is a nonsense (Score:5, Funny)
Do not accept High Beyond protocol packets (Score:2, Funny)
I've read my sci-fi and I know how dangerous alien email can be.
Bruce Campbell (Score:3, Funny)
Bruce Campbell. No matter what happens, he's seen it all before.
Re:I do. (Score:5, Funny)
Nah, I think it should be a muppet, keep'em guessing is my advice. The drummer Animal might do well, or Kermit if we'd like to appear reasonable.
Re:ET Will Pick.. (Score:5, Funny)
Anybody but the British! (Score:5, Funny)
Please hope the Brits don't make first contact with ET, their track record [wikipedia.org] isn't so hot when it comes to handling these things...
The answer is... Steve Jobs (Score:1, Funny)
And if the aliens look like they're going to attack, his buddy Woz can hack the spaceship.
Rick Astley (Score:2, Funny)
Obligatory Gary Larson (Score:2, Funny)
Hilarious as always. [hubpages.com]
Re:I do. (Score:5, Funny)
I do. Next question, please.
Geez Louise! Dozens of answers already and not a single one of you has suggested Kent Brockman. What is wrong with you people?!?
Well, I for one do not welcome such a cataclysmic failure in geek cred. Our insect overlords can't get here soon enough, if you ask me.
Re:I do. (Score:5, Funny)
Clearly, Sarah Palin should do the talking for us. This way, the ET's won't bother us, thinking there's no intelligent life on Earth.
Re:I do. (Score:3, Funny)
Meanwhile, just go about your business, but keep in mind that they are watching, and judging.
So, what you're saying is, my mom is an alien?
Re:ET Will Pick.. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sorry, I thought they were visiting Earth.
Re:I do. (Score:3, Funny)
I suggest we let ELIZA do the talking.
Why are you interested in mutilating our cows.
Re:I do. (Score:3, Funny)
"Our insect overlords can't get here soon enough, if you ask me."
I agree. I've heard that they taste like chicken, if you deep fry them. Mmmm-mmmm. Southern fried insect overlords - a hillbilly delight!!
ET Email Home? (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:I do. (Score:3, Funny)
I was thinking John Boehner. Can you imagine the glee with which he's going to be made to eat his words?
Re:Just in case... (Score:5, Funny)
And I totally agree that they'll know we're sentient
"Sure, the bipeds on the third planet are merely sentient, they're not >äðûæé< . Thus, it's perfectly okay to anal-probe them; we have every right as an >äðûæé< species."
It's strange no one thought of HIM! (Score:4, Funny)
The one and only...the G.O.A.T...The man who has banged every green chick from here to the Delta Quadrant...
WILLIAM SHATNER!!!
Hmmm...now i know why aliens do not dare to land...they obviously mistook ST-TOS for reality...;-)
Re:No one (Score:1, Funny)
Hello, my name is Odgwx343, representing my client, the esteemed (unpronounceable). Be informed that the use of oxygen respiration on a planet of mostly water has been deemed to be already patented by my client, and we would appreciate it if you of the 3rd world of this system would immediately cease and desist all further violation of our client's patent rights, else it will be necessary to pursue further action on our client's behalf, including, but not limited to, seizure of assets, and subsequent shutdown of illegal operations resulting in the patent violation. Thank you in advance for your prompt attention to this matter.
Re:Its too late. (Score:5, Funny)
"This is ancient Earth's most foolish program! Why does Ross, the largest Friend, simply not eat the others?"
Re:ET Will Pick.. (Score:1, Funny)
I guess the answer to your question is: "That depends on how many tentacles they have."
Re:I do. (Score:5, Funny)
Clearly, Sarah Palin should do the talking for us.
After all, she can see outer space from her back porch.
I vote Proctologist (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Davies, ORLY? (Score:1, Funny)
in which case, any religion we choose to represent would likely be weird and possibly offensive to them.
I iz in ur interplanetary negotiations, drawing cartoons and fucking shit up.
Denmark
Re:Just in case... (Score:1, Funny)
Beyond that... There is nothing we can really do.
...unless we steal one of their fighter ships and go into orbit, dock with the mothership, unleach a virus using a Mac connecting it via USB to their computer system. I would say we have a fair chance of succeeding too!