BMW Commits To Subscriptions Even After Heated Seat Debacle 170
BMW may have retreated from its controversial plan to charge monthly fees for heated seats, but the German automaker is pressing ahead with subscription-based vehicle features through its ConnectedDrive platform.
A company spokesperson told The Drive that BMW "remains fully committed" to ConnectedDrive as part of its global aftersales strategy. Features requiring data connectivity will likely carry recurring fees.
A company spokesperson told The Drive that BMW "remains fully committed" to ConnectedDrive as part of its global aftersales strategy. Features requiring data connectivity will likely carry recurring fees.
Explain (Score:5, Insightful)
Features requiring data connectivity will likely carry recurring fees.
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Easy. Such heavy load has to be distributed.
And you know what happens when you can’t pay, a distributed denial of service.
Re:Explain (Score:4, Informative)
No it didn't. That was an *option*. At no point did BMW cease offering heated seats as an outright purchase.
And that's before anyone points out to you that requiring an internet connection for seat heating wasn't and isn't how anything works.
Re:Explain (Score:5, Insightful)
The option itself was what set people off.
Even if there is an offer to heated seats to be a purchase, having the OPTION to pay monthly made a truth obvious to the public that anyone can understand: You can't download seat heating. That's hardware that's either there or its not, and if you're charging monthly for it then its already part of the car that I've paid for and this car is already perfectly capable of performing the function - you just want more money to enable it.
People would have been pissed to find out that the heating hardware was there and just "turned on" even if it was a purchase option rather than a subscription, but most people would never think about it or notice. The subscription option though made that fact very, very obvious.
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So, go to the dealership and negotiate a purchase. Right at the end, when they ask about the heated seat option, just say "No thanks. And could you please remove the hardware. My uncle was executed in an electric chair. And ever since, I've had this thing about electrified seats."
When the salesman says "No", just say the deal's off and walk out.
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No. The option itself set idiots off. The kind of people who don't realise that sometimes it works out financially to your advantage to not pay full price for something that always exists outright.
And the other kind of idiot doesn't see the writing on the wall that points to a future where most features are subscription-only. This was obviously a test balloon sent up by BMW to see what the reaction would be to a hardware subscription service. They tempered it by making it optional but I'm absolutely certain they are talking internally about which features would be tolerable to most drivers as subscription-only.
You don't buy hardware, you buy specs and features.
What an absolutely wrong and completely "yes, please sir, use me as a doormat" take. May
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Uh there's a reason why I don't buy "Mexican Chorizo". I read the list of ingredients.
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So what if it is an *option*.
People hated the idea of a subscription model for something that inherently doesn't need or require one to be profitable.
I will never get a car from a manufacturer that has such practices.
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It does not.
The summary makes it pretty clear that heated seats is (for now) not going to have monthly fees.
But there will be other features that require a subscription.
New Subscription - only $149.99/month (Score:5, Funny)
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But only the left turn signal. For the right turn signal, something special...
Re: New Subscription - only $149.99/month (Score:5, Funny)
Re: New Subscription - only $149.99/month (Score:5, Funny)
They're ornamental
Re: New Subscription - only $149.99/month (Score:4)
Funny how everywhere around the world people have the same perceptions of BMW drivers...
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Funny how everywhere around the world people have the same perceptions of BMW drivers...
What you call a "perception" I call a "law of physics".
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For a Beemer, it's the Pretentious Dickbag Subscription. For another $799.99/month, we'll put a middle finger where the turn signals would normally be.
The thing is, in the mid 10's all the douchebags sold their BMW M3s and bought Audis... So you could buy a BMW without being a dick. However now you can buy an Audi without fear because all the dicks have sold their A4s and bought Teslas.
The biggest dickbag brand is a cyclical thing. It's Tesla's turn now, it'll be someone else in 5-10 years time.
Also, Beeemer == BMW motorcycle, Bimmer == BMW car.
Not only BMW (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Not only BMW (Score:5, Insightful)
And, right there, you find the real reason so many manufacturers are no longer offering CarPlay and Android Auto.
If you use either of those third-party services, you'll find you don't have much need for the manufacturer-provided network connection, GPS maps, road condition reports, local speed limit info, etc. etc.
Re: Not only BMW (Score:2)
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Evidence for this? My 9 year old VW is the first year that carplay was available, wired only, and has never needed upgrading to work seamlessly with phones from 6S to 13.
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Luckily, a windshield mount for a phone costs about $20, so you can use Google Navigation and streaming via Bluetooth, even without CarPlay or Android Auto. It sucks compared to having the real thing, but it's still far better than paying for a subscription.
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Thought this may be technically true, in practice such rules are almost never enforced.
The good thing about this, though, is that Google Navigation in driving mode, offers a mostly hands-free interface, and it's getting better with time.
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Tesla has been doing this as well. They buried navigation with traffic into the "premium connectivity" package for $10 a month along with music streaming.
This probably also explains why Tesla doesn't support Apple CarPlay, because it gives you an easy bypass to those missing "premium" features.
Of course, they also made "full" self driving a $99 a month subscription as well.
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Tesla has been doing this as well. They buried navigation with traffic into the "premium connectivity" package for $10 a month along with music streaming.
This probably also explains why Tesla doesn't support Apple CarPlay,
Tesla want you using their navigation service so as to get better training data for self-driving. The $10 for internet connection is not crazy.
Of course, they also made "full" self driving a $99 a month subscription as well.
Yes, FSD is mostly software, so subscription is more acceptable than for hardware. But taking away the option of a one-time purchase price for FSD does feel like the beginning of enshitification.
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>Tesla want you using their navigation service so as to get better training data for self-driving. The $10 for internet connection is not crazy.
So it's not crazy to materially help Tesla by using their navigation service AND having to pay for the privilege? Shouldn't *they* be paying *me* for helping their training data?
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The lever you have pulled--brakes-- Is not in paid (Score:4, Funny)
The lever you have pulled--brakes-- Is not in paid for.
Re: The lever you have pulled--brakes-- Is not in (Score:2)
Re: The lever you have pulled--brakes-- Is not in (Score:2)
First you pay, then you pay and pay and pay again. (Score:3)
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>"This is just "rent-seeking". The only way to win is not to play."
Don't buy any modern vehicle with advanced tech, then. They pretty much all do this now with advanced connected services. My vehicle came with 3 years included of the most advanced services (like ProPilot 2, traffic data, weather feeds, etc), and 5 years of basic services (like map updates, nav data, remote app unlock/find/climate start, stats on charging/tire pressures/etc). After that period, one must purchase a plan or those particu
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>"This is just "rent-seeking". The only way to win is not to play."
Don't buy any modern vehicle with advanced tech, then. They pretty much all do this now with advanced connected services. My vehicle came with 3 years included of the most advanced services (like ProPilot 2, traffic data, weather feeds, etc), and 5 years of basic services (like map updates, nav data, remote app unlock/find/climate start, stats on charging/tire pressures/etc). After that period, one must purchase a plan or those particular services will go dead. I think their PRICING on the plans is ridiculous, but there is certainly a cost involved for them and effort and liability. So it is worth something. Thankfully I don't have to worry about it for quite a while yet.
I just got up, on my first coffee, but I have a nice big screen on my Jeep dash, my wife has the same on her Cherokee, and we have ApplePlay which has not charged us at all. Does the rest of the world actually pay subs for their systems?
I could be missing something. I'm having a little trouble with people making heated seats and non-subscription services that work with your smartphone the same sort of thing.
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My final build 2020 Fiata came with 3 years of GPS upgrades, then subscription. Except upgrades were simply discontinued at the 3 year mark.
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My final build 2020 Fiata came with 3 years of GPS upgrades, then subscription. Except upgrades were simply discontinued at the 3 year mark.
That's why I like ApplePlay or AndroidPlay. plug your phone in, or use Bluetooth, and GPS ia always up to date, and you have all manner of features, plus it updates when the. phone does for free. Great for hands free phone and text (at least on ApplePlay in my Jeep)
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>>but there is certainly a one-time cost involved for them so c*t=infinity worth
>see subject
How about NOT corrupting a quote, without indication, to make it look like I wrote something I didn't. It is NOT a one-time cost to the manufacturer to licenses and maintain the needed data or transmit it in real-time to/from the vehicle.
Ahh! (Score:5, Funny)
This explains why BMW drivers don't indicate when changing lanes or turning: they haven't paid their subscription fee for the indicators.
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Only the subscription fee for being able to use the left orange light at a different time from the right one.
The orange double flash signal for "I've parked like a bellend" is free and requires no subscription.
As someone who can afford a BMW (Score:2)
Re: As someone who can afford a BMW (Score:4, Informative)
To vote with your wallet on a BMW you kind of need to be able to afford one in the first place.
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As someone who can afford a BMW (Score:2)
by angryman77 ( 6900384 ) Alter Relationship on 02-04-26 18:54 (#65969630)
That's gonna be a big nope for me. Vote with your wallet.
To vote with your wallet on a BMW you kind of need to be able to afford one in the first place.
Not a strong reader eh?
Re: As someone who can afford a BMW (Score:2)
I don't usually read the subject line as part of the comment.. because it's not part of the comment. 99.5% of people don't start on the subject line anyway.
Random gibbering madness (Score:2)
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That's gonna be a big nope for me. Vote with your wallet.
I'll be buying my 5th new BMW this year or next, they are still a blast to drive. These fairly regular articles are much ado about nothing, but by all means drive whatever you want. People who care what other people drive are in serious need of a life.
Duh (Score:5, Insightful)
>"Features requiring data connectivity will likely carry recurring fees."
Duh. That is not controversial. ALL the manufacturers do that. Map updates, cellular data service, road condition and construction overlays, semi-autonomous driving liability, etc, are legit continuous costs and effort by the manufacturer, and that is understandable.
That is COMPLETELY different for charging for heated seats, in which the owner already has the hardware, and there is no software updating, no services provided, and no expense to BWM.
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I assume they get the traffic and maps from Google, or whoever Google gets it from. Why wouldn't I just get it for free from them?
That Slate truck is starting to look really nice. No screens, no apps, except the ones I choose to add. If network connectivity is totally absent from the vehicle, I might even buy one.
Re:Duh (Score:4)
>"I assume they get the traffic and maps from Google, or whoever Google gets it from."
Not in my vehicle. Regardless, the manufacturer typically has to pay for all the data on mapping, geo, traffic, weather, conditions, etc data. That is probably also true even for Google's data. Corporate use like that for resale isn't the same as just using it on a personal phone. Plus they are paying for the wireless mobile data connection to get some of that into your vehicle in real-time.
>"Why wouldn't I just get it for free from them?"
Because it doesn't work that way :) Examples- you can search Google for "free", or look at weather data online from Wunderground for "free"... they get paid by selling YOU. But if you want to use their stuff in your products, then you have pay Google or Wunderground for API access and resale licenses fees.
>"If network connectivity is totally absent from the vehicle, I might even buy one."
That is pretty much what it comes down to at this point. But even lower-end vehicles are starting to get all this connected stuff. It is also a privacy nightmare.
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And what makes you believe BMW ConnectedDrive doesn't track and sell you?
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>"And what makes you believe BMW ConnectedDrive doesn't track and sell you?"
What makes you believe I don't think that? In fact, I am pretty sure they, too sell such data. (If they don't, others do). Not sure that would be enough to pay for the services, however. But that is a good point :)
Re: Duh (Score:2)
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>"Mercedes and Tesla use Google data"
That doesn't mean it is without cost to Mercedes and Tesla, though.
Re: Duh (Score:2)
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If you want a vehicle that does not use data-related features, you don't have to rule out BMW, just just have to not pay their subscription. (It's even the point of this story.)
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But those are connected seats! I mean, connected to the car. With connected bolts! Therefore, the subscription.
Of course, we can also offer a free, non-connected seat experience. The new BMWs will therefore be delivered with stools.
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What always confused me was that people would prefer to get an inferior, not upgradable battery or motor, over a higher performance part that is software locked....Full disclosure, I owned one of those hated software locked batteries, loved it, saved $9K on the car price, charged the car to 100% every day knowing it's not actually 100% state of charge, had a higher power output because the battery had higher nominal voltage (more cells), and had an option to unlock the rest of the battery whenever I wanted.
Because the thing is, deep down, everyone knows that Tesla isn't selling a $5,000 battery for $2,500 and gambling that 51% of buyers will pay for a software unlock...unless Tesla is going to open up their books and verify that they're doing that, the assumed reality is that they're selling a $5,000 battery for $5,500 and then gambling that people will pay them pure-profit to send an unlock code to a vehicle that the person already paid for.
The psychology is something like if you were to buy a house, and alt
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That is COMPLETELY different for charging for heated seats, in which the owner already has the hardware, and there is no software updating, no services provided, and no expense to BWM.
This has always been the case in cars. The difference between many different types of engine performance were software related. That's why after market chipping has been a thing since fuel injection was invented. People have always had the hardware with varying capabilities.
Also BMW at no point stopped offering heated seats as an outright purchase option. The only thing they did to you was offer you the ability to upgrade your cheaper trim at a later date to one with a feature of a more expensive trim via s
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This has always been the case in cars. The difference between many different types of engine performance were software related.
False. It's very rare that an engine makes substantially different power levels in different vehicles without mechanical changes.
That's why after market chipping has been a thing since fuel injection was invented.
False. When EFI was first introduced there were almost no vehicles with different power levels without mechanical changes. After market chipping was introduced not to simply get the same power out of different models, but to get more power than the manufacturer allowed period. However, this also meant not meeting emissions standards. The purpose was to bypass emissions-related lim
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False. It's very rare that an engine makes substantially different power levels in different vehicles without mechanical changes.
Since we are talking about BMWs here, you can get substantial power increases with just a flash or piggyback tune, though no question they work best with other bolt-ons like larger intercoolers and catless downpipes to help them breathe.
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The only thing they did to you was offer you the ability to upgrade your cheaper trim at a later date to one with a feature of a more expensive trim via software instead of forcing you to spend thousands on a seat replacement. But somehow that doesn't sound as rage inducing
That still makes me angry, since it shows that asking you to 'spend thousands on a seat replacement' was also a scam since they can afford to sell the base trim cars with the same seats.
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Well, not all, but it's at least understandable to charge to keep that car's SIM in good standing. However a number of vendors have cellular connectivity and don't charge for it. They generally have some upsell, but they keep the basic connectivity either as a loss-leader or aid in service.
Heaters legislative compromise (Score:3)
You can turn on the heaters for free, but to turn it off you have to pay.
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MercedesBenz had mirrors with heating that was always on.If you didn't drive for 2 weeks, the battery would be empty.
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Both of my cars can be left parked for four weeks without noticeable battery loss. Two things you can do that might be easier than keeping a charged jump starter in the trunk.
1. Find the parasitic power drain in your vehicle. Some hard-wired dash cams and other aftermarket accessories drain power even if the car is turned off. To find the circuit draining your battery, turn off the car and connect an Amp meter inline with the battery. Start pulling and inserting the car's fuses until you find which cir
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To find the circuit draining your battery, turn off the car and connect an Amp meter inline with the battery.
There is an easier way except for circuits protected with J-case fuses. Backprobe the fuse and use a voltage drop chart.
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When subscriptions are good ideas. (Score:5, Insightful)
If it costs your companies money to provide the service every month, then it is a good idea to charge a subscription for the service.
If it is costs you nothing to provide the 'service', then you are a scum sucking thieving bastard that is trying to rip off your customers.
Example1: To print a magazine every month and deliver it, costs you money: SUBSCRIPTION.
Example 2: To let them use something they already bought: NO SUBSCRIPTION.
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Right before you shake on a deal, start to walk away unless they remove the fee.
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You haven't bought a car since the 90s have you. There's no shaking hands with a website or a digital ordering system.
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Wait... do people buy cars, sight unseen? That seems risky to me.
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a) buy a car without heaters in seats
b) buy a car with heaters in seats with an option to unlock it at any time in the future for a price
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Example 2: To let them use something they already bought: NO SUBSCRIPTION.
Except they haven't bought it. You have always had the option to buy heated seats outright. Instead what was offered was a cheaper trim without heated seats with the option to enable a feature later. That's what you bought and paid for. The hardware and the performance of the hardware has always been mismatched in cars. Heck I remember changing software in my dad's car 30 years ago to squeeze an extra 30 bhp out of the engine. The hardware didn't change. Does that mean everyone was being ripped off because
It makse sense... (Score:3)
Charging ongoing money for features that have ongoing costs (such as costs for cellular data connectivity, costs for the work to keep maps up-to-date, costs for licensing media, costs to improve software etc) makes sense and I am OK with it.
Charging ongoing money for something that doesn't have ongoing costs (like the heating elements built into the car at the factory that should never need to be touched for the life of the car) does not.
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Then don't pay it. BMW has always given you the option to buy heated seats outright. For those people who may opt to want this at a later date, or don't intend to keep their car for long it presents a discount on what they would otherwise pay.
People who are getting angry at this need to go do some research or take some highschool math class (or both).
Nope and Nope (Score:2)
I don't ever want a car that requires a constant connection to the cloud, for whatever bullshit reason anyone comes up with. Paying a monthly fee for something I already own. Well fuck you. Looks like the remainder of my life will be filled with used cars from ~2000 to ~2018.
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You have to look around, but you may still have some options. My girlfriend wanted a mechanical parking brake because she had trouble with one of the electronic ones. That led her to a Suzuki S-Cross she absolutely loves.
I hope you find what you're looking for. I'm still hanging on with an older Nissan that has all kinds of bells and whistles, but absolutely no desire to "phone home".
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I wish you luck but even early 2000s vehicles are stuffed with electronic modules that won't last more than a few decades and may become impossible to replace.
Features requiring data connectivity is reasonable (Score:2)
Subscriptions for features requiring data connectivity is completely reasonable.
Subscriptions for features already built into your car, like heated seats and adaptive cruise control, are not reasonable.
Love my Camry. (Score:2)
2019 Camry Hybrid. I got in exactly at the right time. No subscriptions, modern everything, no continually warning me not to pirate music, CarPlay supported. Nice screen. Physical controls for everything that should be knobs, dials, and sliders. It's just quietly good at being a great car. 7 years and 100k km later, not a single failure of any kind.
I have owned only brand new cars since 1994 - and I'm done. When the time comes, I'll be shopping for a throwback. I am opting out. Cars are far too expensive no
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No reminder to check the back seats for passengers when you turn the engine off. Arrgh.
Innovative business models (Score:2)
Interactive gaming is another excellent opportunity for post sale recurring revenue.
"Dial of destiny" - Windows blacked out, GPS disabled, vehicle drives you to a random location. Hints on how to get back home cost $10/ea.
"Hot seat" - Drive around town trying to locate a random destination selected by your vehicle. Seat temperature increases or decreases as you get closer or further. This game is always on and costs $10/day to postpone.
"Boiling frog" - On hot summer days the driver must continuously yell
The imitation of opulence (Score:2)
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It's more prevalent than you think, singling out BMW is missing the bigger point.
What a disappointment (Score:2)
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I have always gravitated towards German cars because they were once very reliable
OK, but what do the 1980s have to do with any time period after that?
Sad to see them use cheap materials
You mean like the shitty plastics in the... *checks notes* 1970s and later?
More weight -- more consumption (Score:2)
I got my driving licence on a car that was close to one ton.
My first own car was around 1.3 tons (Peugeot 307).
My current car is around 1.5 ton (Honda Civic).
I know, security adds weight.
But heating seats too. Motors for stupid things too. Meaning more weight.
Warranty repairs (Score:2)
Manufacturers already incurred a cost to keep stock inventory and service technicians trained just in case they had to fix your car under warranty. So the 'if the manufacturer incurs a cost then subscriptions are OK' argument isn't as clear cut as some in this thread are making out.
But for heated seats etc where the hardware is already there. Scum.
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Good points. I admit I did simplify my point for clarity and didn't add the nuance of manufacturing lines and the logistics of that.
To answer your question, it would depend on the feature and both the utility to me and the failure modes if it goes wrong. A feature that automates something I normally do manually (say automated windscreen wipers) but puts the car in 'limp' mode or outright refuses to drive if the sensors break would be something I wouldn't want present on the car - assuming I had all the info
Used to be, buy a car and everything worked (Score:2)
Well, eff you BMW (Score:2)
One step forward, two steps back (Score:2)
Rather appropriate (Score:2)
A car made for douche bags manufactured by douche bags.
Subscriptions Were Cheaper (Score:2)
The proposed subscriptions were CHEAPER than buying the features outright from the factory, but all the crybabies who would never buy a BMW either way ruined it.
With the heated seat subscription, the pricing was $18/mon, with options to subscribe for a year for $180, three years for $300, or pay for “unlimited” access for $415. Without the subscription it's $500 for the same option from the factory. So folks could have saved $85 buying the unlimited access subscription, rather than ordering it f
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Just picked up a used Hyundai that also has a subscription based service that's required if you want to remote start the car. My BMW includes that for free.
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But some subscriptions are just necessary. For example, if you wanted satellite radio. No car company can offer it for free because the providers all charge monthly fees for it. They could offer say, a promo year subscription but that's it.
Likewise there's bound to be other subscriptions like traffic, maps, and other connected car features like remote start. Sure some like remote start could be done via remotes, other times it might not be possible (e.g., apartments).
Subscriptions on heated seats might be O